Chapter 251 – [The Last Days of China]

My wife seems to be hiding something from me, but I decided not to dig into it.

No matter how much a couple is, there is a law that hides one thing from each other. If I think about it, there are one or two things I didn’t tell Shion about. Um, what was it…The story of first love?

Well, it’s better to talk about something else than talk about that. That’s more useful

“……I suddenly became curious about your first love story.”

“No?! Why?! I didn’t want to ask!!!!”

“It’s been quite a while since I’ve heard about those days, but they don’t talk about it well, do they?”

“Do you want to hear it?”

“It’s okay if you don’t want to do it.”

“If you say that, I think you should do it.”

Strictly speaking, Shion also knows about my first love. It’s just a matter of how much you know.

I’ve been with Shion since the beginning of her reincarnation, so I know it’s quite a bit, but she has to go up to the first episode to talk about my first love. The first round, which is completely different from the beginning, is different. The latter is much older.

“What should I say……. The woman who gave me a taste for blondes, small breasts, and eye patches? She was a good person”

“I know that. It’s the exact opposite of me, so it’s a little bit, but.”

“Even though you have silver hair, aren’t your breasts the same as small breasts?

“Are you wearing an eyepatch from now on?”

“It’s a bit cheesy, but that’s okay. If you chose your ideal type and got married, how many people in the world would you be able to marry? I like you, not the ideal type.”

“Humter Resting”

“Even thinking about it now, the memories come back fresh, but… If we talk about it from the first meeting, it seems like there will be at least two action movies, so the story is long.”

“Miller, popcorn please”

“No, do you want to hear it that way?”

How did you meet… Oh, I first met him when I went to Italy as an escort when I was a contractor in the first round. I am a bodyguard and she was a bodyguard.

……Hmmm, the romance between the bodyguard and the bodyguard. I think this is a repertoire I saw in a movie.

However, because the other party was, of course, another competing mafia organization… The two of them worked hand in hand and brushed off everything, and then barely survived, and that became their fate, and they got married.

Her taste was also tailored to her at that time, so I came to like her blonde hair, eye patch, and small breasts.

“I’ve heard about that story before, but it’s the first time I’ve heard it in detail. The action is great, but the story feels like a second-rate love story put together…”

“There are times when reality is worse than fiction. And now that I think about it, the Earth wasn’t an ordinary place back in the first playthrough. Sibal, how do murders and crimes happen like a meal?”

In the Earth of that world, the accident rate and crime rate were several percent higher than on Earth today. The reason why the accident rate is so is because it is disguised as an accident after killing it.

It’s like a world view where John Wick’s hitmen roam around uninterruptedly.

Even if I kill people, I have to go through the quests. You might think that he was condescending after killing people, but at least he didn’t receive a request that would make his conscience reluctant.

“That’s how I got married. I had kids… Ah, but the kids I gave birth to were unusual. There were kids who looked like me and had talent for using their bodies, and there were kids who looked like my mother and had talent for using their brains, and that’s how it was.”

“Hmm……..”

“Why? You want to have children?”

“Honestly, I can’t get pregnant even when I’m wrapped inside, so I’m almost infertile. To get pregnant, I have to go through a separate process, otherwise I’ve already made a school for the kids.”

“Hey, not that much”

“I’m sure I’ll give birth to one child every 1 or 2 years, but don’t you think it’s not?”

“That’s what you say again.”

I’ve been with Shion for thousands of years, and if I had a child during that time, hundreds of people would have come out. It’s comfortable because I don’t have birth control, but it was a pity to see it at this time.

Zion is a race called Hanon. Originally, it did not have a physical body, but was more like an energy body made of ether. The current humanoid body was nothing more than a mimic, so a special method was needed to conceive.

In the past, I couldn’t get into it because I was weak, but now that I’ve reached the transcendental level, I can. If you want to make it, you can impregnate it right now.

However, the timing was bad… Let’s promise a later date. Later.

“But are you going to keep asking me like that? Then I ask what you’re hiding?”

“……We were preparing a surprise birthday party for you.”

“You’re telling a lie that doesn’t work out of nowhere. When is it past my birthday?”

My birthday is in october Ah, if this body is counted as a birthday, it is.

But anyway, I don’t even need to take care of things like my birthday. If you die, your birthday also changes, but if you keep thinking about birthdays, how many days in a year are it not your birthday?

Even if it’s just today, oh, it’s the 36th birthday! In the same way, there is no limit.

Shion also knows that and doesn’t celebrate my birthday. At most, I pack some presents, so I don’t pack Shion’s birthday, only the wedding anniversary.

“Reis is also hiding something… Yejin also says that she sleeps. Is that related to that?”

“It’s been fixed, so don’t worry.”

“Looking at you saying that, there must have been something. Okay, if you don’t want to tell me that, I won’t ask anymore.”

I was thinking about something to transfer the story to another subject, and I came up with something.

“Come to think of it, there’s a story God-Ruri-Ruri told me. Not that Bloody is coming.”

“Ah, did I tell you to find out more about my race?”

“Yes, that”

I thought about Hanon for a while because of the pregnancy material, so I decided to look for it now.

Hanon is one of the four transcendent species, like Bloodier, but only those who know about its ecology do not know. Shion himself is also Hanon, but doesn’t he know all about human conditions just because he is human?

Horizon’s database doesn’t contain any in-depth information about Hanon, so you can ask someone who knows.

“Where will you see it ……. I remember where that baby terminal address was here.”

“Just tell Horizon to call”

“Oh, that’s right. Miller, call Lucian.”

[All right]

If the absolute of fate is my boss, the guy I’m contacting right now is somewhere in the middle… How should I say it, the boss right above me? Roughly speaking, it can be said that I am a new employee and he is an assistant manager. Ah, then the absolute person of fate must be the boss.

Anyway, when I told Miller, the call started automatically. Originally, it would take a while because it had to be received through a dimensional repeater, but in this Horizon, it is possible to transmit and receive beyond the dimension without needing such a thing, so it can be done quickly.

Before long, a man with a poor build reflected his face. A delicate appearance that seems to work somewhere inside rather than outside. Although he is handsome, his personality is such an idiot that he eats it up.

[Oh, how long? Why do you contact me first?]

“How is your mother, motherfucker?”

[This bastard is a pad lip right from the start]

“If you ask a board that knows that he’s fucking alive and well, it’s just saying hello.”

[What kind of bastard asks for regards like that? Even a savage wouldn’t ask a question like that?]

“That’s because barbarians will break the earthen pot if they say something rude.”

[Anyway, our bean sprout mother is fine. But what did she really contact?]

His name is Lucian Storyteller.

To be more specific, Lucian Storyteller The Wisdom Road.

He is the current head of the storyteller family, comparable to my Choi family, and a transcendental figure called the Wisdom Road. He is a superior transcendental figure than me in terms of his realm.

I don’t know if it’s simply that, but he’s very old unlike his appearance. When he reaches the Lord, he escapes the concept of aging and does not age, and the Lord is a complete being by itself, so there is no concept of lifespan.

If a being who can only die in two ways, suicide or murder, lives stuck in the corner of a room, how long can he live?

“I called because I had something to ask. Do you have a good time?”

[It’s me, I always run out of time]

“Dude, if you have time for that, exercise. There are no young anchovies. I’m not the type to ignore dishonest people.

[Yeah, still stronger than you~]

“Oh, that’s crazy”

He’s a higher transcendent than me, but I’m higher in terms of physical skills. It is said that there is a state as a transcendental person, even if it is because the major is not self-sufficient, but even the minimum is much lower than me.

No, the more I think about it, the more irritating it is. I’m not good at asking to use my brain, but at least I’m good at turning my head when fighting. The specialized part is different, but… That bastard Lucian is really.

“Anyway, talk a little bit about Hanon.”

[Jesu is next to you. Why do you have to ask? Oh, I’m late to say hello, Mr. Jesu. Hello?]

“It’s been a while, Mr. Lucian.”

[I wish I had a true heroine like Jesu. As an additional condition, it would be perfect if it was a twin-tailed tsundere loli that was caught!!!]

“That’s why I’m single at that age, bastard!!!!”

Lucian is a pervert.

That bastard is a perverted bastard, even though he is a transcendental man who is so damn old. I don’t intend to deny that I’m not a pervert in the yard where my legal loli wife is, but that’s because it’s Zion, and I’m not a pedophile looking at a child who is in elementary school.

Obviously, if he became a transcendent of the level of Lord, he would have had enough mental training, but seeing that, it is doubtful whether he did it on purpose or if it was his nature. Of course, some of those who fit my kinky tastes get along really well.

Even if I treat him comfortably, he is my boss, and he is a pervert who transcends common sense.

…….Besides, at this point, you can roughly see how strong this bastard is, so there’s something like that.

[But it’s Hanon…… I have a book I wrote, can you send me that?]

“Why do I have to read a book when the author who wrote it is right in front of me?”

[Book book book, let’s read a book!]

“No, when did this bastard get the material?!”

[Anyway, even if I tried to tell you directly, the content is quite extensive, so it’s difficult to explain. Even the book I wrote is a thick book with over 1,000 pages.]

“A bastard who lives in his fucking mother’s house will brush his teeth if he has enough time.”

[Hey! Speak straight! I’m not living in my mom’s house, I’m working in her mom’s store!!!]

“If you don’t become independent at that age, you’re living on your own.”

[If I become independent, who will take care of my mother? If I don’t take care of our bean sprouts mother, who barely sees the sunlight once every thousand years, she probably won’t eat a meal even after 10,000 years?]

“You don’t have to eat because you’re an absolute person anyway.”

His mother is an absolute His mother is the owner of the ‘Akashic Records’, a castle of knowledge made up of books, and the absolute of knowledge who is said to know everything.

I am good at using my body, and I am evaluated as the weakest among the absolutes, but……. Even so, if I fight now, I can’t even use my side. There is even a 1% chance that I will win if I challenge Lucian’s pup, but there is no probability that the Absolute of Knowledge would split that 1% into tens of thousands.

Although I said I won Lord before. The kid was relatively weak. Even at the same level, there are differences.

“Tell me about something unique. It’s because I have something to look into.”

[There’s nothing particularly big about it… First of all, it’s basically what you know. No matter how distant Mr. Jesu is from Hanon to the level of a mutant, he can’t escape the jongtuk in the end. Because that’s heaven

“Why do you want to say that my wife is strange?”

[It’s not like that, but in the end, you have no choice but to follow the rules of fate. Jesu-ssi, even though you like fangirling, you don’t hate the cultures of other civilizations, right? He just likes it a little less. He likes culture, which is Hannon’s characteristic.]

“Except Utopia?”

[Shouldn’t that psychopath bastard be put aside?]

“Sibeol, he’s still your brother-in-law, so is it possible that you don’t care? Besides, if your brother-in-law also plays the role of father-in-law, it’s a real fuck.”

[Please write a kind word]

“Yeah, don’t feel it~”

[Ah, I met this bastard a long time ago and took the wrong path. Are you really telling my mother?]

“……No, that’s a bit”

[As expected, threats are heard the best]

When the Absolute of Knowledge comes, not just one or two planets, but the universe flies away. The Absolute has enough power.

I’m just a mama boy. If you’re wrong, I’ll call your mother. No one has a mother like that.

“Would you like to touch my chest?”

“No, when I get older, talking to Taeeng and Shion Mama is a little bit”

“I don’t like that drip.”

“I won’t use it in the future”

Even if you ask a lot of people who know, you don’t really get much. So I thought it was useless to contact him and just tried to hang up.

[Ah, but there is one interesting story]

“What?”

[About Hanon’s death]

“……?”

After death?

Why is there a story after death?

What? Is it an emote?