Chapter 37 – [What Is Life, Just Live It the Way You Live It]

“I’ll introduce myself again, but I’m Inspector Lee Yu-seong of the Special Robbery Team at the Central Police Station in Seoul. I’m really sorry for causing trouble to you by misunderstanding.”

“I wish I knew”

A polite and sincere apology is worth accepting. I was in a good mood, but seeing how the other person was being scolded by the boss, I was relieved to some extent. It’s a problem that I can understand if you explain the reason there.

“It’s the first time I’ve been walking around with my wife and the policeman asked me this and that, and even though I’ve been put in jail for a night, it’s the first time I’ve ever been handcuffed. Can you explain why?”

If there is no possibility of escape, there is no warrant, but if you cooperate, handcuffs will not be handcuffed. If handcuffs were handcuffed, it would only be for red-handed criminals or suspects.

In other words, something has happened.

Judging by the attitude of arresting me, it is quite a felony. Could the police from the Force User Criminal Catch Team come to catch the swindler?

“Kidnapped? Murder? Rape? Theft? Oh, apparently, it wasn’t theft, if it was just rape, there would have been a level of impression, so he wouldn’t have attacked me. Did you mix kidnapping and murder?”

“…How did you know?”

“No matter how much I am alone, I am a man with a bad impression, but when I am with my wife, I am a suspicious man with an elementary school girl.

The reason I was misunderstood was not because of me, but because of Zion. If a seemingly elementary school child is with a man who looks dirty on a night like this, it is a suspicious scene for anyone to see.

Let’s add a little crime here. If Lieutenant Lee Yu-seong was investigating a child abduction or murder and rape case, I would have a 90% chance of suspecting him as a suspect.

To be honest, even if I go around in broad daylight, I will be misunderstood if I do this at night, even if I look at it with suspicious eyes. That makes sense.

“The first case was a missing person report a month ago. A girl went missing from a nearby elementary school and was not found for three days.”

“In three days?”

“…Only the upper body was found in a building behind a nearby shopping mall.”

My parents’ hearts must be broken. Children are buried in the ground when their parents die, but parents bury their children in their hearts when they die. Even more so, how sad and frustrating it must be for an elementary school girl to go there like that.

It is natural for people to die, but the question is how they die. It would be a pity if he passed away at an age when he hadn’t even blossomed yet.

“Since then, two missing incidents have followed. One two weeks ago and the other one week ago. Although they are from different schools, considering that the missing students are of a similar age, it is clear that the same perpetrator was responsible.”

“Why do you presume the culprit to be a force user?”

“The body of the child that was first discovered had scars as if the lower half of the body had been ripped off with great force. The result of the autopsy came out like that. There is no way a normal human could do that, so we are convinced that the force user is the culprit.”

Killed after kidnapping. Even an elementary school girl.

Even if I’m a human, I don’t think this is a bit much.

“Force users residing in this area are currently under investigation. However, all of them had alibis, so they were investigating the possibility that they were unregistered force users and spread the word…”

“Did you think it was him when you saw me and attacked me?”

“……..I’m really sorry”

I bowed 90 degrees to my waist and apologized, but that was out of my interest. A worse feeling than the one I had earlier was climbing up my back.

People I know might see me like this and ask if I’m in a position to say anything to him. I have also killed countless people, and among them there were definitely children, even children younger than elementary school students.

But I killed them all Is it the same as the guy who only picks and kills elementary school students and the guy who kills all?

I’m at least fair. Whether it’s a woman, a man, an old man, or a young man, he kills anyone, but just thinking about someone who kills only elementary school students makes me angry.

“Well, that’s okay. In the end, it was a misunderstanding and it worked out, so it’s okay. Then, can you release the handcuffs?”

“Ah! Sorry! We’ll get you out soon!”

Take the handcuff key from your pocket and release the handcuffs. The key looks like a magnet, but it seems to be electronic. After holding it for about 3 seconds, the handcuffs were released with a small mechanical sound.

His hands were tied behind his back, so he loosened his stiff shoulders and held Zion’s hand. He touches the handcuff marks on my wrists and makes a pitiful expression.

“Are you okay?”

“Even if you were tied upside down and stayed like that for three days, you’d be fine, but what about being handcuffed for just a moment? You know you needlessly strengthen your body.”

The mark on my wrist also disappeared in 3 seconds. This is why being healthy is the best.

“I’m really sorry about what happened. I have no face to say.”

“You did your job and it was a misunderstanding, so I’ll forgive you.”

If it wasn’t for that, I wouldn’t be patient either. It stemmed from a misunderstanding and I even received a sincere apology, but I have no intention of saying anything more.

“But if the first incident was a month ago, shouldn’t it have been known?

“Reporters have already smelled it, but it will probably be conducted as a top-secret investigation until the identity of the culprit is revealed. Still”

“Hmm”

Suspicious smells everywhere. My nose, which functions reliably in terms of crime, is proof of that.

Even if that’s not the case, my intuition tells me that it is. That’s why I think it’s good to awaken the second ability with this.

“Then see you next time, Inspector Lee. I hope you catch him.”

“Yes, please enter carefully!”

I took Zion’s hand and went home again. I shook my head when I saw the lieutenant in the distance sigh, turn his back and walk the other way.

“You don’t understand. Was there a guy like that around my neighborhood?”

“There were no rumors.”

“In the first place, aren’t the rumors you’re talking about based on the Internet? Your limit is that you can’t find a story that hasn’t even gone up on people’s lips, so in that respect, it’s a loophole.”

Shion shows almost omnipotent abilities limited to electronic devices. Even if he hacks into the U.S. Department of Defense servers, he can work covertly so that no one knows, and he can rob banks and corporations around the world in one fell swoop, causing a global economic collapse.

But in the end, the story of the electronic system. Zion cannot find out the story that has not even been spoken of by people. Even if you hack CCTV, there is a limit. Because the opponent is a force user.

The cops aren’t stupid either, so they must have some know-how to deal with force users and criminals. However, to say that it is only mere and that he cannot even capture his true identity means that he is a guy who uses his specialized characteristics.

Besides, Shion can’t use this ability. If the opponent is a computer made with pure science technology, even a program like Skynet that has taken over the Earth can occupy Hankyu, but if the computer uses this ability complexly, even a home computer will struggle.

Shion’s original surname and race name, Hanon, is a fraudulent race that has reached the pinnacle of the laws of physics and has been in the ranks of transcendentalists since birth, but has less resistance to this ability than ordinary humans. Instead of leaning towards one, it is a balance patch that is vulnerable to one.

“The cops appear as idiots in detective comics, but they’re not like that in reality. CCTVs must have fallen behind a long time ago, and the undercover investigation period will be longer than we think. That’s not to say it’s not easy.”

“Are you going to catch it?”

“Honestly, there’s nothing I couldn’t catch if I wanted to.”

Since it is said to be active around here, it is enough to expand the field of will to find it. Even one district can be included in the range of Gigam, but can’t you just include Seoul? It’s just that my head is a little pissed off.

“Let’s not focus on things that have nothing to do with it. The other day, the team leader said that a Raccoon Man countermeasure team or something was created.

“You don’t know how things are going to go.”

“Nothing. But what would he do if he kidnapped you? No, I feel more sorry for the kidnapper.”

If a couple fights, I lose.

I take care of it, but there are also things where Zion is that strong. I have enough skills that I can’t lose even if a transcendent higher than me comes to me in a person-to-person battle, but Shion is more than one-to-one. Specializes in extensive sabotage.

For comparison, I am a pistol, and Shion is a missile. OK?

If you kidnap Shion, I intend to wish him peace. Even if the opponent uses this ability and is of the highest quality with Shion.

I don’t think I would have prepared for the kidnapping of my wife.

“Tomorrow is a day off, so let’s think about what to do. Do you want to go out and watch a movie?”

“Hmm, I’ll think about it.”

When we got home, we remembered something we hadn’t thought of before.

The ice cream that I thought I would last for 30 minutes was melted. It must have been because I spent so much time at the playground.

“Now that this has happened, let’s rewind time…!!”

“Don’t use great skills on useless things! The guy who hates waste!”

“Ice cream is a big deal!”

Eventually I ended up buying a new one.

*        *    *

One day a week, the morning of a holiday was bright. [Shall we shut up?] Is closed every Saturday. So I slept late today.

Shion usually wakes up later than me, but today he woke up earlier than me. There are times when I try to sleep in, but it is unusual for Zion to wake up later than me even on holidays.

Shion, who woke up first, heard something rustling in the kitchen. I thought about going down and help him, but sometimes I thought it would be nice to wait slowly while Xion is doing something, so I slept a little longer.

It was about 10 o’clock when I woke up after a good night’s sleep. After stretching and taking a shower, Shion prepared breakfast for me.

“It’s rice balls? What’s inside?”

“Stir-fried kimchi mixed with spam, and tuna mayo”

“Oh, I like both of them.”

The compatibility of tuna with Jagoro is good with soy sauce and wasabi, but the truth is mayonnaise, and the compatibility with spam is stir-fried kimchi. Salt? When I die, I don’t think my body will rot because of the salt.

I eat a ball of rice balls the size of my fist. The outer part was covered with seaweed powder, so it did not stick even when touched with bare hands. The flavors of rice, stir-fried kimchi and spam blend in your mouth and create harmony.

“My shoulder hurts from making it in the morning. Please massage my shoulder.”

“Oh, you worked hard. It’s been a while since you had breakfast.”

I rubbed Zion’s shoulder a little. My hands aren’t that big, but when I put them on Shion’s shoulders, they look relatively big. It must be that she is small.

“But the contents are salty, so I wish I had seasoned the rice a little less. It’s not that salty, but it’s a bit burdensome to eat a lot.”

“I didn’t go to rice”

“……?”

“I didn’t go to rice”

I asked her after I swallowed all of her rice balls.

“…….Hey there. I’d like to ask you one thing. Didn’t you say your shoulder hurt from making rice balls earlier? It’s not your arm or hand, but your shoulder.”

“It was”

“And why are you wearing a sleeveless dress?”

“That’s why I like you who are smart”

There are so many fetishes in the world. Some of them like to make rice balls by squeezing them with their armpits.

To be honest, I like armpits too. Sometimes, when we have sex at night, he licks down Shion’s armpit and side.

As a restaurant worker, if you play with food, it’s normal to get angry… As Shion’s husband, you have no choice but to be faithful to your instincts.

“Shouldn’t we leave something to eat? Hmm, honey”

“Actually, that’s a lie. It’s not made from armpits.”

“…’That’? There’s something ambiguous about it?”

“There’s only one of these, but…”

The number of rice balls, excluding the ones I ate, is 10. Although they are large, both me and Shion eat a lot, so even if I eat lightly in the morning, this amount is appropriate.

The odds are 1 in 10! Only 10% chance! The reward is a rice ball made by a pretty girl with armpits!

Chew Hyeja Gacha. Ooh, what are you spreading like this?

“This is it”

“Ah, the correct answer at once! Are you using your abilities in a mean way?”

“How about it. You’re not going to eat it.”

“Don’t you think it’s a little dirty?”

“I can eat anything that comes out of your body”

“I know it’s not a big deal, and I know that’s what it sounds like.”

“No, how did you know!”

Zion’s body is different from a normal human body. They look the same and sweat, but they are different in one way or another.

One of them is going to the bathroom but not looking at the big ones. Everything eaten is broken down into nutrients and absorbed without any waste, and even those that need to be excreted are excreted through urine or sweat.

Even so, I feel like sweating and urinating are done on purpose for the sake of playing…

“It’s less salty than I thought for something made from armpits, isn’t it?”

“There’s something I’m testing these days, so I’m controlling my body’s metabolism. Maybe after a while I’ll be able to do something fun.”

“What do you want to do? Just tell me a little bit”

“I’ll keep that a secret for the night.”

He seems to be thinking of a strange play again. But I like it too, so it’s okay.

After eating, my body felt drowsy. Just as I was thinking whether I was watching TV or touching my phone, the doorbell rang.

“What is it from morning? You won’t be coming?”

“Probably a courier.”

“Why a courier? Is there a courier that comes on the weekend?”

“There are places that deliver even on weekends if you pay a surcharge.”

When I went out to see if it was real, it was a real courier. The parcel, which came in a fairly heavy box that reached near my waist, looked quite difficult to move even though the delivery man put it on the gurma.

When I received it, it was quite heavy. It was so heavy that ordinary people could only drag it, let alone lift it. When I shook it, it made a slight metallic sound.

Even if you think of it as a figure, I don’t think it’s anything like a normal figure…

“What are the contents?”

“I know when I open it”

Shion looked up at her box with her eyes filled with anticipation. The box, similar in size to Zion, was so large that it had to be lifted upright at the entrance. The front door to our house is not small.

I brought it into the house, and I put it there because I keep the figures in one room on the second floor. I put it in a corner of the room where only figures were collected and started to open the box.

The identity of the figure almost as big as Shion is……!!

“Wow! 1/3 Hulkbuster figure!!!”

“Originally, this size was not available, so I made it to order”

“If it’s this big, can’t you get inside?”

Of course, it’s not like wearing an iron man suit inside, but it’s enough for Shion to just go in, but it also means that the figure is that big.

The original is about 3 meters tall, so a 1/3 ratio is about 1 meter tall. Shion’s height is about 130cm, but it’s not actually that proportion, so he’s about the same height as Shion.

“I wanted to buy a life-size size, but I gave up a little because I didn’t think it would fit in the house.”

“Still, this is a bitch. It’s a man’s romance after all.”

As a rule, men’s romance is robots, drills, coalescence, power, and so on, so giant robots die very quickly. Even in the 1/3 ratio, the detail is alive and cool enough. Since Shion is by my side, it feels like a monster showdown.

“Stand there for a minute. Let me take a picture.”

“Can I pose or something?”

“You can do anything except double peace ahegao”

“Chet”

What are you regretting

I moved around and took pictures with my cell phone. It was already lunch time when I was standing right next to him comparing the size of a picture or taking a picture with a motion as if the two were fighting from behind.

“I have to show this to Baekri. Do you like this?”

“There is no man who doesn’t like robots”

I sent several pictures to Baekri as image attachments, and a reply came within a minute.

[Wow, hyung, what is this? Did you buy the figure?]

[My wife is married]

[That’s crazy. Even smaller ones than that were sold for hundreds of thousands of won. How much is that?]

“How much is it?”

“I don’t remember because I just paid”

[I don’t know, it’s custom made]

[Awesome. Can I go watch it later?]

[Yep]

[I have to show it to Ruri]

It was lunchtime, so I was worried about what to make, so I just wanted to order it at a Chinese restaurant. It takes a lot of work to make jjajang and jjambbong at home, so it’s better to order them. A delicious house is rather better that way.

“I’m Jjambbong, and you?”

“Please make it with Samseon Jjajang”

“I ordered a large one for sweet and sour pork… Do you need anything else?”

“I think I should do one more with a small wind chime.”

“Well, the two of us are eating, but there’s one big bowl of sweet and sour pork, so there’s a feeling that it’s not enough. Okay.”

There may be Chinese restaurants that compete with jjajang, jjamppong, and sweet and sour pork, but somehow the credibility of a restaurant that includes dishes eaten by a group, such as yusanseul or sheepjangpi, is somewhat higher. At least that’s because I have that level of skill.

I called a Chinese restaurant near my house and placed an order. It’s lunch time, so delivery is delayed, so it will take a while.

“Did you say you would serve fried dumplings?”

“Oh, I didn’t ask for that.”

People are persecuted these days, so they don’t even serve fried dumplings unless they order in a group. Although it is highly likely that they will come if they order jjajang, jjamppong, tangsuyuk, and a kkanpunggi.

Time passed quickly as I opened the figure box, sorted it out, and organized it. I was about to leave when the doorbell rang, but Xion went out first and received it.

“I could have left”

“I was tidying up, right? A person who can play with his hands can do it.”

I’ve tried two or three Chinese restaurants around here, but this is my first time. If it tastes good, order it often or lose money. I have a firm standard when it comes to the taste of food.

I rubbed the vinyl off the bowl with disposable wooden chopsticks, peeled it off, and took a sip of the soup first.

“Hmm, the jjambbong soup isn’t bad. But it’s worse than the place I ordered last time.”

“Jjajangmyeon is ok”

“Okay?”

Next is sweet and sour pork. The quantity is acceptable, but the condition of the batter and sauce is a bit ambiguous.

I poured the sauce over the sweet and sour pork. Then, a fierce reaction came out from Zion.

“Ah! Why are you pouring the sauce?!”

“You like it.”

“You can eat it with a dip. You like that, don’t you?”

I’m squeamish, and Zion is suffocating. To be precise, I like stir-fried food, but I can’t do it when I order it.

In this respect, Shion and I have a difference in taste, but she has lived a long life without a big fight. You know she’s still newlywed.

Since ancient times, the most important thing in married life is respect. We can understand each other because we know each other, and embrace it.

With love and respect, any couple can be happy. It’s just that it’s difficult.

I was in the middle of eating jjamppong as if I was in the middle of the day, and the alarm went off on my cell phone.

[Hyung, Ruri is whining that she wants to see her in person. What should I do?]

[I’ll give you the address, so come and eat. I didn’t eat because we ordered a Chinese restaurant]

[It’s okay? It’s a holiday, isn’t it a nuisance?]

[It’s not going to be late at night. And I want to hear other people’s impressions]

If we put it in our house, in the end, we are the only ones who will see it. It is worthwhile to live only when others see it and evaluate it as great.

It is similar to wanting someone to look at and evaluate someone who writes as a hobby.

[Ok, see you in an hour. I’ll come too. I think if I send Ruri alone, she will get into trouble]

“Baekri and Ruri are coming”

“……Who are you talking about?”

“Ruri…… No, that Ruri you know is right. Information collection terminal object”

“Have you been?”

“Didn’t I tell you?”

“I only heard that Baekri has a younger sister.”

In the world, there is something like a family of transcendentalists who live quietly. One of them is Ruri.

That’s why I thought she was familiar when I first saw her.

Being a member of the transcendental family, they are not endowed with particularly great power. Although Ruri is also a force user, she is much weaker than a master class user. However, she is gifted with enough talent to be incomparable to her peers.

“I met a little at first, but I haven’t seen you until the 10th reincarnation, but I’ll meet you again here”

“Don’t you know that the odds of meeting you are slim?

“Still, it’s strangely good to meet you.”

Through many reincarnations, it was rare to see someone with the soul of an acquaintance I knew. On the Japanese side, Hibiki was such a case, but only once.

But Ruri met five or six times. She is a good relationship, but she was also a bad relationship at the same time. Because she has such an eccentric personality.

“If you’re done eating, shall we clean up the table? The kids are coming, so I need to clean up.”

I’ll take her dishes anyway and wash them again at the Chinese restaurant, but I put them outside after a march to make it easier to take.

Even if you can’t cook, what would it be nice to give you something like a snack…

“There’s a chocolate omelet in the fridge.”

“I couldn’t eat a few because they were so sweet.”

“If I eat about 40, I feel bad.”

“…….”

If you eat 40 or so of any snack, everyone is like that. Blood sugar levels explode and blood vessels scream for death.

The house was simply tidied up. I cleaned up trash and messy clothes, but Shion was cleaning the floor here and there with a rocker.

What is a dolly? You know, there’s a cylindrical thing like a toilet paper roll with tape attached to it to clean debris or hair. It.

“There’s no particular dust? The vacuum cleaner was run in the morning.”

“It’s Schrodinger’s cock hair. It’s everywhere and nowhere. It’s only in the bedroom where you take your pants off, but what’s that piled up in the living room?”

“It’s not fair that you criticize me for not being me!”

“Then you can get a Brazilian wax.”

“I felt like something was incredibly empty, so that’s okay.”

Zion is the same in appearance. There was no hair on her underarms, let alone her underside. She likes it because she doesn’t need to shave, but sometimes I wish I had.

When the cleaning was almost finished, the doorbell rang. Baekri and Ruri are reflected on the interphone screen.

“The door is open, come in”

[Hyung’s house is really nice. There is even a yard]

“How big is it?”

Baekri and Ruri, who visited our house for the first time, looked around the house. It is a two-story detached house with a front yard, so it is a house structure that is hard to see unless you have returned to farming in a world where most people live in apartments or villas.

What’s the size… It’s about twice as big as Jjanggu’s house.

“It’s been a while. Baekri student”

“Oh, hello, sister-in-law. This is the first time I’ve seen you before.”

“Is this your sister?”

“Yes, this is my sister Ruri.”

The eyes of Ruri and Shion looked at each other. Shion’s face seemed to be looking at a familiar person. There is a strange friendliness on Ruri’s face.

“Mom? Are you Mom?”

“No, Ruri, my mother is doing well, what are you talking about?!”

“Somehow, seeing this unnie, I feel nostalgic, as if I’ve seen her before… Besides, somehow, I’m convinced without reason that we’ll match each other well!”

Ruri spoke to Shion with words she didn’t understand.

“Zenkaino?”

“Aimas”

“765?”

“346”

“Ganbarimasu!”

“I’m disappointed. I’m quitting as a Mikuyan fan.”

“Hey hey hey hey!!!”

Shion and Ruri held each other’s hands and started to dance. Mo, mon is happening…!

Baek-ri looked at the two and said to me with empty eyes.

“……Hyung, you must be having a lot of trouble.”

“You also”

When geeks and geeks meet, they go into multiplication, not plus.

What the fuck, save me