Chapter 45 – [What Is Life, Just Live as You Live]

Hyeongsik Kang and Hyeongsik met many times, so let’s move on. The other two guys are Han Sang-cheol and Shin Jong-soo.

Han Sang-cheol went to college with the Department of Mechanical Engineering, and Shin Jong-soo went to the Computer Engineering Department. Since I’m a humanities major, I can’t go to those colleges that are science majors.

Sang-cheol is a bit thin, but Jong-su is fat and wears glasses. To put it simply, Jongsu looks like a typical otaku. But he’s actually an otaku.

……. Jong -soo Lee. He remembers downloading Boku no Pico to his PSP when he was in his second year of high school. I downloaded it because it was famous in the middle of the day, but honestly, I didn’t have any damage. I’m bisexual in the first place, so what?

A reincarnated person must either be born as one sex from beginning to end or be basically bisexual. Since I was born as a woman, I’ve been pregnant and had a child, so I don’t discriminate between genders.

Anyway, Sang-cheol, Jong-soo, and Hyeong-sik and I were good friends in high school.

“Oh wow. Who’s buying beef? Hyung-sik seems to have gotten a good salary in this bastard’s army?”

The first person to come was Sangcheol. He first went into his meat shop and ordered a sirloin of flowers to be grilled, then came back shortly after. He makes a seat on a cushion and pours soju into a glass.

“It’s been a while, Sang-cheol. How’s the campus life? How many blind dates have you had?”

“I’ve never tried it, Sasha. Maybe it’s because they’re all bastards, or because their faces are like condoms.”

“You bastard. Haven’t you met a girl in college?”

“So are you, asshole!”

“I’m going to the army!”

I skipped the blind date and even got married, so I grilled meat with a relaxed face. Mmm, beef flavor.

Beef is good in oil and ssamjang, but personally, eating only with salt is not that delicious. It is because I tend to enjoy the natural taste of meat rather than seasoning it.

“Why is this worst bastard so quiet? Are you dating a girl these days?”

“Heh heh, how about this, how about that. The kids are cute.”

“Split the spaces. Oh, I need some chopsticks too. Let’s grease the belly for a while.”

“Eat to your heart’s content”

The first two servings of ribeye were cut down in 10 minutes in front of a strong adult man, and an additional four servings were ordered. By the time the additional order came out, Jongsu came.

“Jongsu! Here!”

“Oh, am I the last to come?”

“You’re still pretending to be a pahou. I told you to lose some weight.”

“I’m exercising these days too?”

“Does a kid who works out serve the public interest?”

“Why do you quarrel as soon as you see this bastard?”

“Leave it alone. I was screaming to get rid of it, but it’s a lamentation when I can’t.”

“What is it, how many times did you say you were going on a blind date and everything broke? Poor bastard”

“Hey!”

“The meat is cooked, so eat the meat. What you eat is left over.”

Since we’re all together, let’s have a toast. They poured a glass of soju into each glass and raised their heads.

“Congratulations on hyungsik being discharged in good health! Cheers!”

“Cheers so that Sangcheol can take off Ada!”

“Congratulations on Jong-soo going to public service! Cheers!”

“It’s just that two idiots are pairing up with each other. I’m one of them, but let’s eat well.”

“But who pays for the meat today? I’ve already eaten nearly 10 servings.”

“I’m giving you water, so eat as much as you like.”

“You? You say you have money? Aren’t you overdoing it?”

“One is in the military and two are college students. What do you want?

“Did you get a job? Where?”

“I opened a small chicken house”

“This bastard thought he was going to do a restaurant business, but he did it. Is the business going well?”

“It’s pretty good”

“Ol, looking at that, it looks like some customers are coming. Where are you? I’ll go next time.”

“You’re not going to give your friend a discount, so if you’re going to come hoping for a free one, will you kick them out?”

“Oh, this bastard is petty.”

When my friends come to my chicken restaurant, I feel like I’m going to get angry. It’s definitely delicious, but it’s 100% that I feel like I’m going to complain and whine.

“Hey, the worst thing is that you have a lot of money now, so eat it up. You bastard and I got married.”

“What? Really?”

“About the wedding? I’ve never heard of it. When did it happen?”

“It happened a few months ago. I didn’t even hold a wedding ceremony and just handed out the paperwork, so it’s only natural that I didn’t know. I don’t use Facebook to inform people around me.”

“Didn’t you blow a KakaoTalk message?”

“I forgot because I was enjoying my newlywed life with my wife”

Frankly, that’s true. Now that I’m with Shion, her friends have become an afterthought… No matter how close a friend is, the importance of a girl I’ve known for 10 years in this life and a wife I’ve been with for thousands of years are definitely different.

“How is your sister-in-law? Is she pretty?”

“I’ve never seen one before. What does it really look like? Is it pretty?”

“I was wondering who you would marry, but you do. So, is your sister-in-law pretty?”

“No, who of these bastards is asking if they are all pretty in case they aren’t men?”

“Honestly, that’s the most important thing.”

“All that matters is love”

“You are a man of good life”

The sound of pouring soju into a soju glass echoes. I like snacks and my conversation partners are friends, so I naturally go over the drinks.

“How did you meet? Do you know someone?”

“He’s someone I’ve known since long ago. I’ve known you guys before I met you. If you ask me if I’m pretty… I mean, I’m pretty.”

Shion is definitely pretty. It’s just that her outward appearance is so that we have different likes or dislikes, and there are also personality problems.

To me, she’s really cute, but to other people, she’s like a sad little girl.

However, it is difficult to explain the details, so let her tell you the usual repertoire that Shion did.

“My wife had a hard time fighting the disease in the past. She was poisoned by drugs, so her hair bleached and stopped growing. I didn’t care about that, so we met after a long time and got married.”

“What kind of story is so dramatic? Is there a strict mother-in-law?”

“I know that this baby is not her parents, and he’s a pad?”

I hit Sang-cheol on the back. Damn! The sound echoes through the restaurant.

It may be a nuisance to the people around us, but we were the only people in the store, and the boss didn’t look at us, who were already eating close to 10 servings of ribeye.

“Picture here”

When I showed her a picture taken with Shion on her phone, the three of us gathered to watch.

“This pedo bird…”

“If only one more Korean character comes out, I will vomit all the meat I ate today, Sangcheol-ah.

“No matter how you look at it, you’re an elementary school student!”

“Anyway, he’s older than me!”

“Wow, did the fucking legal loli really exist? You bastard.”

“Shut up the bastard who puts Boku no Pico in his PSP and brings it to school”

“Ah! I’m not like that!!!”

“Hey, then what about your Ada?”

“Was”

“Hit him hard!!!”

“Billion! These bastards, to the people who pay for meat today! Billion billion billion!”

A half-joking, half-serious fist hit my back. I can understand hitting you out of jealousy, but these bastards put a bit of effort into it…?

“Hey, what is it? Then, out of all the bastards gathered here, everyone except me is Adah?

“The limbs are fine, but the face is not.”

“Fuck, where is the handsome guy among them?”

“It does”

“But why did this son of a bitch marry a pretty and young woman? I really don’t understand. Could it be that you seduced him with cooking? Are you Mr. Baek?”

“Well, cooking is cooking, but the important thing is this.”

I made a blatant gesture by inserting and removing my finger from the hole I had made with my thumb and forefinger.

The three most important things for my wife are me, virtue, and food. There are three of these, but if it’s about me, love, sex, and cooking. It is divided like this.

Of course, even if you combine the two together with sex and cooking, love cannot be exceeded. Because love has no form, you can’t beat something that has a form. Even if I reincarnate as a woman, it doesn’t matter if I get married (regardless of whether homosexuality is allowed in the world).

But that doesn’t mean it’s low. Many of the cases of marriage breakdown are due to a decrease in libido due to menopause.

“Did this bastard grow up a little there? I don’t know because I’ve never seen him. Hyung-sik, you know because you’ve been to the bathroom with him, don’t you?”

“It’s just average. It’s a little smaller than mine.”

“Where are you going to mess up, Hyung-sik? No matter how you look at it, I was taller, you asshole.”

Since ancient times, if you want to provoke a man, you have to bring up the story of the game or the size of your penis. I’m childish, but I’m not proud of it, but I think I should tell you the truth.

At least mine is bigger than the format.

“Bastards, it’s not good to be blindly big. Even if the size is right, technique is important.”

“What is this bastard, did he sit down after starting the lecture? Professor, is this your major or liberal arts?”

“When it comes to Adah, it’s a class that people give to Adah! Engrave it!”

In the first place, Shion’s default form is small, so even the size of her penis won’t fit. Even the growth form can reach the vaginal opening. So the important thing is not size or length, but technique.

And the best medicine is love. Rather than playing this and that, the reaction is different if you whisper the word “I love you” In your ear during a normal relationship. It’s good to stay still and not move while connected to each other.

“You don’t have to complain that it’s small.

“Yes, yes, you listened to the lolicon.”

“Fuck, my wife is legal!!!”

This is why no civilized society! I’m always treated like a lolicon unless I’m a criminal! At least, if it was a post-apocalyptic world where the world was destroyed and there were only a handful of survivors left, I would be convinced!

“Does your sister-in-law have any family? If you have relatives or sisters, please introduce them.”

“There is no other than my cousin and brother”

And that cousin has a very dirty personality.

If I’m not good at it, it’s the same as beating me up and killing me, but at least I draw a line below my standards and set the scope. Just because I was hit with a punch on the street, I don’t kill him, I go to the police and file a complaint.

But Shion’s cousin is not like that. He’s a guy who can do anything he wants, has a twisted sensibility of an egotist, and even destroys the country he lived in if one person does something wrong.

It’s kind of fucked up that a guy like that is a co-worker. At least the other guys can talk.

“Hey, if you’re married and have a job, there must be at least one woman you know. Please introduce me.”

“I know there are at least two women I can introduce you to.”

I have fewer human relationships than I thought. Shop, house, just repeating that and hanging out separately is not so much. In the first place, being with Xion means having fun and getting rid of fatigue, so is there a need for that?

So, considering the human relationships I have, there are only a handful of women, and among them, there are even fewer people I can introduce to others.

“Two people?”

“One is a widow”

“Oh, that’s a bit”

“One is a senior in high school”

“No, there are minors there?!”

“My wife is legal, but would you like me to introduce you to an illegal minor? Even the police man knows someone, so it will only take a moment to get arrested.”

The only woman I could introduce to others was Ruri. However, because of Ruri’s personality, she was 30,000 light years away from dating men.

He boasts that there is no man on Earth who would go out with Ruri unless he is an alien. I don’t know if it’s the old days, but the influence of Ruri’s original god has weakened, and on the contrary, her pretty appearance is ruined by her strong power.

“……Then introduce me in a year.”

“Oh, Sang-cheol, why is this bastard so hungry for women? Just go home and sleep with his daughter.”

“I’m going to write a love story, but that’s too much!”

“Shut up and look at Jongsu. How nice it is to quietly eat meat.”

“No, why did I hit the bone when I was still eating?”

“Honestly, out of these, Jong-soo is the best, minus the fat one.”

“Except for downloading the anime about three boys playing trains on the PSP.”

“Because I’m not like that!”

The alcohol was good and the meat was delicious, so we were chatting and talking until it was past 1:00 PM. It must have been a little past 10 o’clock when I entered the store.

I’m full, so I’m going to go out and digest it, then I’ll have another drink in the evening and eat something.

“Hey, where do you want to go after eating? Pibanggo?”

“Call”

“OK”

“Oh, fucking babies. I know I don’t play much game.”

“It’s Maple. It’s organized while doing that.”

If nothing else, I cover the game.

I especially skip AOS games that require a lot of people to work together because games are meant to be fun, not stressful.

This is a game that requires a lot of money. I also skip games that I cannot follow unless I pay for them, such as Lineage. At least, Maple has a lot of affection from the past, so the character remains, but it has been largely patched in the past, so charging elements have increased and damage inflation has exploded.

Keuuk, if the damage goes up to 4 digits, it’s a joke! I miss those days when my eyes were shining. These days, counter stops like 999999999 are on the rise.

“You guys who roll are silver and bronze, so play in the deep sea”

“Oh shit! Silver is better though!”

“The same deep-sea bastard is picking up acorns.”

After paying the bill at the meat restaurant (I paid 500,000 won for the meal alone), I went to a nearby PC room with good facilities. When I went up to the second floor where the store was located and opened the door, the air that was not ventilated was slightly damp and smelled of cigarettes.

There is an air purifier, but the smell that permeates for a long time seems to be unavoidable. I chose a seat next to the counter and sat down.

“Worst, are you good at Maple these days?”

“I don’t know.

“Well, is there any game that doesn’t do that these days? Almost all mobile games do that too.”

Yes, as Hyung-sik said, it is rare among games these days to have proper gameplay.

I lost my sight because I wanted to make money, so I forgot the most important thing in the game.

I’m not going to say that money isn’t important in life. The reason I live so richly is because I have that money.

However, if the money becomes the most important thing, it becomes the same as changing humanity with money. The reason why humans are valuable is because they value the formless, not the material.

“Ah, that’s right. I run a game developer. Would you guys like to be a game beta tester later?”

“Wow what the fuck. I heard you run a chicken restaurant?”

“Game developer is a hobby. Anyway”

“Are you paid?”

“I’ll think about hiring full-time employees. First of all, I’ll give you a lot of hourly wages.”

“Call, call me when you have time”

Except for me, the other three guys turned a few rolls, and I played Maple for the first time in a while while watching from the side. Even if the actual elements increase, new quests and new areas have a cute feel, so it was more fun than I thought to create and raise a new character.

……. I couldn’t help but feel very confused when I saw him level up in a PC room in just a few hours, which he couldn’t have done for a whole month in the old days.

“Ah, it’s been quite a while. It’s already setting. Let’s go out soon.”

“What do you want for dinner?”

“There’s a Budaejjigae restaurant right in front of you. How is it?”

“Gueeeeek!”

“Hyeongsik, who was discharged today, is causing rejection! How long has it been since this bastard unit came out!”

“I ate meat for lunch, but eating meat is a bit like that. Eating pork belly is ambiguous. I want to eat something hot.”

“Hagisa, budaejjigae will be fine.”

Budae-jjigae noodle soup with ramen noodles in a hot and spicy soup, spam, sausage, kimchi, minced meat, and depending on the store, rice cakes are also added.

Personally, when it comes to stew, I like it enough to be within three fingers. Of course, kimchi stew and soybean paste stew came in first and second.

On the way back, I opened a cup of soju at a budae-jjigae restaurant I saw and drank it while taking out the hot soup and ingredients to eat.

“Hey! Take all the ramen noodles!”

“You can do more, what are you doing?”

“The soup is thick! It’s best to add just one or two ramen noodles!”

“Why are you so serious about eating?

“It’s a picture of this baby!”

Even when they were eating, they were making a lot of noise, but even if they couldn’t do it, they finished eating only after emptying their two bowls of rice. I ate meat like that for lunch, but looking at it like this, it seems like the season is still right.

“But what are we doing now?

“Night?”

“I would like to go to the night with three and married men.”

“We all have condoms on our faces, so can we book with a woman?”

“I think the story will be different if you see the worst Lamborghini or an unlimited black card.”

“Ah, that’s right”

“You know these bastards are going to get fucked if they get caught putting liquor on their card statement at a nightclub, right?”

“Then it’s karaoke!”

We went to any karaoke bar nearby. It will probably be around midnight when I come out in a few hours, then I have to finish it and go home.

Anyway, I had a good day today. It’s nice to play like this for the first time in a while. When people eat well and play well, mental stress and fatigue disappear.

It was quite large and equipped with good facilities, probably because it was a karaoke room in the downtown area. The room alone is bigger than the places I went to before.

“First of all, two hours… No, three hours? I’ll order a drink and corn.”

Even if you can’t do it for three hours, they’ll put in about 1.20 minutes as a service. If I go out after singing and playing to my heart’s content, it would be perfect for me to wake up and go home.

We went into the room we said at the counter and each picked a song. I grabbed the microphone and asked the kids.

“Who do you want to call first? The first hitter is important.”

“I’ve chosen a song, so this one”

“Ohhh, Jongsu. You’re not going to sing the opening of an anime, are you?”

“It’s different, it’s different”

Jong-su received the microphone and pressed the number button on the manager to play the song.

Title: [Real Men]

…….Yes, it is the song that often appears as a military song.

“Guwaaaaagh!!!”

“Hyeongsik is causing rejection again!”

“I’m going to do it, I’m not going to do it!”

“I won’t do Mr. Dot!”

In fact, deep down in my heart, I have PTSD! Aaaaa!!!