Chapter 465 – [Even for Transcendents, the Problem of Infatuation Is a Serious Matter]

If you want to talk about religion, it would be fucking long, so to put it briefly, the current situation can be seen as a three-way war between Shinto, Christianity, and sexual intercourse.

……It’s a little strange that God-Ruri-Ruri’s religion is included here, but for now, let’s accept reality.

“Hmm”

But unexpectedly, it was Susanoo-san who looked at the pope with dissatisfaction.

In fact, it deserves it. Unlike the Buddha, who can exist without faith by gaining enlightenment on his own because he is each individual, he is a god who wants to be the only one on earth in the past.

Think about it. The four major religions on Earth are Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, and Buddhism. Among these, Christianity and Islam are basically Abrahamic religious systems that serve the same God, as a result of which the object of faith is only a difference in the name of Yahweh or Allah.

And in Buddhism, as we just saw, personal enlightenment is important, and finally, in Hinduism… These are polytheistic religions, so there are very few personal beliefs.

If you think about other big and small religions, the numbers will change, but among the four major religions, only one god has a 50% share, and the rest share another 25%… Oh, that’s tough.

Anyway, Mr. Susanoo doesn’t really like Christianity like Yahweh or Jesus, as he did before. If you think about it, everyone’s favorite Christmas is that guy’s son’s birthday? Would you be annoyed

“Let’s move on to the main topic. Personally, it would be nice to go no-touch with our respective religions. Let’s talk roughly about the parts that we can’t tolerate. It’s annoying to have a meeting like this.”

“Yes, I understand. Then first of all…”

The pope took out the documents he had prepared in advance.

It’s not thick, but it’s not thin either. The theology of the Catholic side was quite philosophically solid, so it seemed that they had prepared something like this.

“I want to ask you something about sexual intercourse.”

“Ah, I understand what it is. There are many conflicting things between our doctrine and your doctrine.”

“Yes, that’s right. Because of that, I also personally studied a lot about the doctrine of sexual intercourse.”

“You have a good personality. It’s going to be a pretty interesting discussion.”

Ruri, to be precise, her terminal where God-Ruri-Ruri descended smiled.

Susanoo’s Shinto side probably doesn’t have too many conflicts with the Catholics. Even if there were, it would be less than God-Ruri-Ruri intercourse.

“As a religion that is deeply rooted in human sexuality, there are parts that conflict with Catholic doctrine. Among them, first of all… There is the issue of homosexuality.”

“Oh, that part?”

Basically, Christian denominations deny homosexuality and same-sex marriage.

However, God-Ruri-Ruri intercourse allows both. In fact, as long as you are satisfied with pure love sex, most of them are allowed.

“Hmm…I’ll ask before I tell you what I think. What do you think?”

“It’s a sensitive issue, but I have to answer it clearly. As for the issue of homosexuality, I deny it both as an individual and as the pope, but I don’t just deny it.

“Ah, it doesn’t matter if you do it once, but if you believe in Yahweh and do that, then you shouldn’t do it in the future, right?”

“Because God will surely judge that sin.”

God-Ruri-Ruri responded with a smile at the Pope’s answer.

“That’s a good answer. But as you can see from us, there is not one God in the world, and there is not one answer either. As the god of intercourse, I will respect your doctrine.”

“………”

It was a tribute that man earned to God. I and Hundred Li are watching from a distance, but I can see the Pope’s hands trembling slightly. It sounds like you were under so much tension and pressure.

Despite being quite old and not a Force user, the Pope’s ability to withstand the two gods can be seen as personal qualities, the good attitude of the two gods, and a little help from Mephisto.

To be honest, it can’t be easy for an ordinary human being to admonish to God when he’s not a Transcendentalist, and at least he’s not even a Force user. I believe in human potential, but this is because it goes beyond that.

“But this is my problem. I am the god of sexual intercourse. And the act of sexual intercourse is not limited to the simple act of procreation. Perhaps you couples who do not intend to have children cannot celebrate marriage, so the issue of unmarried mothers also arises. It’s hard to deal with, isn’t it?”

“Yes, I am. But…You know me quite well, don’t you?”

“I studied a bit too. But there are so many sects, so it’s annoying to memorize them.”

At times like this, God-Ruri-Ruri looks like a god, not just a weird guy who is good at sex dripping.

He’s a crazy bitch who usually makes sex drips whenever he shows up and suggests that we fuck with him… But he seems to be a god in his own way.

“I accept any kind of intercourse as long as I am satisfied with my own line. Even if it is homosexual or incestuous.”

“That…….”

“In the first place, such things are not a problem for God. If you look at the Bible, there are a lot of related materials like that, but why is it that Lot and two of Lot’s daughters in Sodom and Gomorrah gave birth to children and inherited their descendants?”

“…Yes, there is such a story.”

“Besides, there’s a god that’s the result of the vestibular union right next door, so what?”

“What dude? Cut it?”

Mr. Susanoo, who was listening closely by the side, was struck.

In fact, even if Susanoo-san said that, God-Ruri-Ruri was no match for her. Even if the religious resources are relayed and supplied by Choi Gil-hyun, if they are the same god, there will be a difference in the total amount.

It is similar to the difference in personal connections that can be mobilized between the head of a local district and the minister of defense. It kind of feels like that.

“…Well, when it comes to things like that, I don’t have anything to say. Originally, to Shin, things like incest are not particularly ethical. My parents, Izanagi and Izanami, are brother and sister, and likewise among my children, Even though they’re siblings, there are some people who are rotten inside when they get married.”

“Ah, isn’t that the story of Okuninushi?”

“If you put his name on it, there are more people who don’t know, so let’s put that subject in.”

“Well, since Japanese mythology is less well-known. The name of the ninja technique is more famous, but it’s shocking, right?”

“Hey!!!! Let’s see this, does it make God mad? It’s okay to add an end option, so let’s have a blast!!!!”

“Is that okay? It must be hard?”

“Ah, since I just played Satan and Susanoo, I think I saw this confrontation somewhere. Was it Digimon Frontier? At the last minute, Satan was killed in half!”

“Should I show you a thousand woo woo or eight god with fan service!!!”

“The conversation went off the rails, why don’t you come back to the main topic?”

“Who did I miss, you bastard!”

By the way, God-Ruri-Ruri’s older brother is Yushin, a god of breasts. Looking at it, it seemed that all kinds of bizarre gods were gathering over there.

“Anyway, homosexuality is allowed here. You guys are not allowed.

“Hmm… In front of the gods of other religions, if it doesn’t violate a serious ethical issue, I won’t make a problem either.”

“Yeah, it’s good to draw the line”

After all, it is a different religion. It’s not a question of which one is right, both are right. Only the method is different.

“The next question you’re going to ask is probably the same. Is it the question of sexual intercourse in the pursuit of pure pleasure that doesn’t make children? Right around the time the story of homosexuality came out, I thought that story would come out as well.”

“Yes, that’s right”

“This is the same. I like intercourse that only pursues pleasure. This is the divinity itself that I cannot yield to as the god of intercourse.”

But if she were just such a god, she wouldn’t be one of the few gods I know.

I often say this, but among the gods I know, I have killed all the god damn human beings. What she pursues is not simple pleasure sex.

“But there was a little bit of my taste in it. If I just wanted to gather my faith, I would have held an orgy and did something filthy, but I always think about individual will and satisfaction, etc. That’s why I pursue pure love sex.”

“Instead, as long as there is love for each other in a way that deviate from human ethics, homosexuality or incest is allowed.”

Haha, it can’t be helped. Humans can’t understand God just as God can’t understand humans. God’s love says there is no limit, so how could such a god kill more people than me?”

“Well…….”

“Ah, I should have done this first to talk about it. Anyway, this is the end of the question, right?”

If it was a religion that did things like group orgies, I wouldn’t have allowed it in the first place. On the other hand, I accepted her because I thought she was useful to humans.

Traditionally, sex-related issues are complex and important. About half of the divorced couples are caused by problems in their sexual life, and God-Ruri-Ruri alone can solve half of them.

Of course, under the condition of becoming a follower of hers, it was worthwhile to endure.

“Then let’s ask one from here.”

“Isn’t that pushing too hard? So at least don’t ask in public.”

“Are you comforting me?”

“Because I am a child who can talk.”

The pope asked at the strange attitude of telling a story that only the two of them knew.

“What……?”

“Ah, don’t touch sensitive things~”

“Is the last sex drip?”

The debate ended like that. It is natural that there is a feeling that the ending was rushed, because I know what Susanoo, including Gad-Ruri-Ruri, will ask the Pope.

I don’t know if he refrained from asking questions because I was watching, or if it was just a bit of mercy… Well, it’s not bad.

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At the party after the discussion, I met separately with Susanoo-san and God-Ruri-Ruri. By the way, Mephisto did not appear to have gone to tease the Pope.

A bastard who feeds something like mint chocolate bibimbap in hell is like a devil when he’s like this.

“Ah, this terminal oppa! It’s been a while!”

“Are you the god from last time? The god who tried to do strange things with Ruri’s body!!!”

“Your sister is so hot!!!!”

“Hey!!!!”

“I’m kidding. No matter how much my terminal is, I leave the physical part to personal freedom. There’s someone I like, so I’ll come by myself at least once during the wedding buffet later.”

“……A wedding buffet?”

“You’re trying to fill the world with a bowl of Galbi-tang these days?”

“Ruri, do you have a flirtatious boyfriend these days?”

“Somebody even eats a third grade in high school that is better than wild ginseng, so what’s wrong with it?”

“Hey!!!!”

Haha!!! How about defeating with facts!!! You can’t even refute it!!!! It looks good!!!”

“You’re G-Ruri-Ruri, not Ruri-Rigi?!”

“Ottoke know!!!!”

“Hey!!!!”

Is it God-Ruri-Ruri or just Ruri? I took a step back and watched them talking, and then I spoke to Susanoo-san.

“Is that the last thing you wanted to ask?”

“Yeah, did you just notice?”

“Because I’ve known you hate Yahweh for a long time. I expected that you would deliberately try to damage your reputation.”

This is what Mr. Susanoo wanted to ask the Pope in the previous discussion.

‘Do you admit that Yahweh is not the only God?’

This is a sensitive and natural issue, and one that should not be touched hastily.

First of all, because of the existence of Mr. Susanoo and God-Ruri-Ruri, it was denied long ago that Yahweh was not the only god. In the first place, how wide the dimension is and how many universes there are, how can a god created by humans without an absolute being put in is the best.

However, it is different from what people know deep down and what the pope says directly on the official line.

The doctrine that so far has been called the only God and has told us not to worship other gods or idols is denied. On the other hand, it was the same level of decline as Baal, the chief god of Babylon, was demoted to Baal the devil, the chief of Solomon’s 72 demons, after being defeated by Christianity.

“You have such a bad personality. I’m trying to ask such a thing openly. It’s a question that will cause problems no matter which way you answer.”

“There are a lot of things that happened in the past, but I endured that much. If it wasn’t, there would have been a religious war.”

“Do you think you’ll let it go?”

“Ah, where did the cute side go when you were a newbie and became a vicious bastard?”

To God, faith and adherence are important. They, too, are merely defending the good, but their essence is God. If it hadn’t been for me, they would have pushed Christianity away by now and put forward their own religion.

“Anyway, it seems that the religious dispute has been largely settled with this. Let’s spend time fixing the details.”

“It’s nice to feel like a job is done.”

Now that the religious work is over, the rest is a matter of time.

Hurry up and go on a post-apocalyptic trip with my wife!