Chapter 508 – [Theorem]

Personally, I think the important things in the restaurant business are taste and cleanliness.

Neither of the two has the upper hand. Even if the taste is good, if the cleanliness is bad, it is difficult to eat it, and if the cleanliness is good, but the taste is bad, I will not eat it.

However, in my personal opinion, a store with good taste is also clean. No, even without arguing about it, this Martian civilization boasts an excellent ability to maintain cleanliness to the extent that there is a separate sanitary inspection system by itself.

I don’t know about anything else, but I’m sure it’s because I made it with care.

In any case, if a part of the cook’s body, such as a chef’s hair, gets into the dish and causes a hygiene problem, artificial intelligence itself detects it and blocks it in advance.

Aside from the fact that I noticed the lies in his words, it means that it is impossible for dishes with poor hygiene to be served on the table in the first place.

“If you’re going to do it, I want you to hide the intestines. It’s kind of strange not to watch the talent show and eat pasta.”

“Ah, I don’t know if it’s a serious crime, but I don’t really go to a talent show with a crime like that.”

A man was making a fuss, growling and pulling out a piece of his hair that looked like it had been pulled out of pasta.

People’s eyes turn to him. However, some of the eyes were looking at them with funny or exciting expressions.

……Hmm, it would be nice to start now, but I have a reason to wait. Let’s watch it for a while

“Something like this comes out of the rice! What is it! The chef comes out!”

“Did you find it, sir?”

A middle-aged to elderly man came out of the kitchen and stood in front of a rowdy customer.

The first thing that caught my eye was, of course, the calluses on my hands. Judging from the burns and traces left for holding and shaking something, he seems to be an experienced person.

“What is this! Something like this came out of pasta!”

“Oh, it’s the hair.”

“What are you going to do with this! Are you thinking of getting paid by selling this!”

“Hmm……”

Soon the chef took off his cooking hat.

There is only clean, shiny hair without a single hair.

“Uh…….?”

“I’m sorry, sir. I don’t only wear a cooking hat for cleanliness, but also shave my hair once every two weeks. Even if my hair goes into cooking, it’s impossible for my hair to be that long.”

“That…Someone else! It could be someone else’s hair!!!!”

“Guys!!!”

Soon, three people came out of the kitchen. However, even they took off their hats and showed only a shiny scalp, but no hair at all.

Keuug, I respect you sir…… Shaving your head for cooking! I didn’t even think of that!!!!!

No, there seems to be at least one person who is truly bald, but anyway.

“That, uh, uh…”

“Everyone who works in our kitchen has had their hair shaved to keep them clean. Whose hair is that?”

“Oh no, that’s…”

“Let’s test it right away. Sometimes there are people like customers, so there is an additional genetic testing facility installed, so you can check if it’s our hair or someone else’s hair!!!”

“Well, I don’t have time…”

“It’s okay. The inspection takes less than five minutes. If one of our employees owns the hair, we’ll let you use our store for free for the rest of your life.”

It could never have been the hair of an employee at this store.

It is something you know simply by looking at it. Of course, you have to have a physical ability comparable to mine to know that the hair he is holding is the same color as his own, but usually you have to go through genetic testing.

“Sir, fuck! What kind of shops are there!!!! What are you suspicious of customers right now!!!!”

Wow Jangchang!!!

It was a man who tried to overthrow the table as a last resort. Pasta on the table rolls on the floor and makes a loud noise.

…….You dare to overturn the rice?

What I hate the most is a bastard who plays with food. How dare you?

“Hey”

“What are you doing again…… Gap!!!!!”

“Eat anything that’s fallen on the floor. If you don’t eat it, I’ll rip you limb from limb.”

I grabbed him by the face and kissed him on the floor. When I rub my face with the oil from the pasta, it gets pretty shiny.

“What, what is this bastard!!!!

“No matter how unknown this face is, I’ll remember it if it’s about the size of my eyes, but you’re really slow to notice, right?”

“What bullshit are you talking about… Huh?”

What I became in the first playthrough is not yet officially known. Her appearance when she was born on Earth and when she was a woman are known, but her current appearance, which is the first playthrough, has become known only to those who know her after traveling before it was even known.

Even the official work he did after he came here was said by will, so his face was not known… In fact, there is no way for ordinary people to know.

But my eyes are the same no matter how many times I reincarnate. Although there may be differences, even a child could tell the difference between the ferocious eyes that devour ordinary appearances.

“Great, Great Demon King…”

“Do you know that I’m in the food service business? I hate bastards who play with food the most. Instead of killing them finely, my punishment is usually to starve them to death by reducing the amount of food they eat by half every three days.”

The man trembled and swallowed. If you’re unlucky, he won’t even be able to eat properly in the future, so it’s not bad for him to taste it now.

I grabbed him by the hair and pushed him straight to the floor. There are scattered pasta mixed with various meanings.

“Eat it all, don’t leave out a drop of fat, everything. If you leave it, I’ll do what you just said.”

“That……”

“Why? Shall we cover ourselves with the damn hair you’ve been wearing? If this says it’s not an employee’s here, tearing off the limbs is an additional option? Do you want to die of starvation while crawling with broken limbs?”

He had no means left.

Soon after, the man ate the pasta that had fallen on the floor like an asshole without even using utensils and cleaned it up by licking the floor.

“You’re going to be blacklisted, so if you say this shit again, then you know you’re going to have your human rights revoked.”

“Yes, yes…”

Soon after, the man ran out of the restaurant like a ghost.

Bastards who commit blackmail and scams at restaurants are still cheap!!!!!

*        *    *

After some fuss in the restaurant, I finished my meal in moderation and left.

The owner and chef of this place came out to the front of the store to meet me and made a fuss by saying that I would not be charged for food, but… I never eat delicious food for free. For such a dish, a fair price must be paid for the hard work of the person who cooked it.

“Are you satisfied with the meal? If you need more…”

“No, that’s all right. We ate really well. You can put it on the signboard saying that it is a house that the Great Demon King has been acclaimed for.”

“Thank you for saying that!”

“It’s not a joke, it’s true. Anyway, I’ll come back next time when I have time.”

A good cook deserves my respect. Even if I have more experience, this is the reincarnated experience. He is the top in depth in one field.

After a little noisy meal, I came out and I saw several people making eye contact and moving away. Apparently, this face is also starting to become known.

I don’t think it’s fast, but this is also an information society. Even if you upload just one photo on Instagram, it will spread in an instant.

“I ate, but it’s a bit too far to go somewhere, so shall we walk for a while? But, is there anything worth seeing around here…”

“There is a temple of God-Ruri-Ruri nearby. It was completed when you were traveling, so it was built recently, so I haven’t been there yet either.”

“No, why is it his temple?”

“It’s called a temple, but I think they said it’s quite modern. There are entertainment facilities like this and that.”

“Mostly adult stores!”

“……Is it?”

“There may be other things, but try to notice them from the point of view of a newcomer to sexual intercourse.”

Although Mr. Susanoo once built a shrine in the traditional Shinto style, it is not that there are no other facilities around it. No, rather, as flexible as it is, there are all of them.

Whether it’s a restaurant or a shop selling other items. Kinda feel like that.

God-Ruri-Ruri is more than that, and since he is a god who knows how to fit in here, it is not strange to decorate the temple like a modern department store. The only catch is that it is occupied by a store selling adult products instead of a clothing store.

“But seeing that, you weren’t interested in that kind of thing?”

“Well, there’s no time, no time, and no men. No, in the case of men, it should be said that there are no men who stand out.”

“How many men are better than me”

“About your looks? I’m not interested in all the good-looking guys because they look like that. Rather, I like your face because it’s unique.”

“You sound like Zion.”

“Hmm, I guess her story would fit well with her.”

“Shion sees you as a romantic partner.”

“Don’t you know the saying, keep your friends close and your enemies even closer?”

“Someone says he’s not from the mafia and sounds like a godfather”

“I was quite impressed.”

For Shion, who has an infinite lifespan, there are few opponents who can be called rivals, but if you exclude the opponents who have the same infinite lifespan, Ana will be the only one included.

For a man, first love is quite special. Shion is well aware of that, so he is wary of her Ana.

“Well, let’s go see the God-Ruri-Ruri shrine. I’ve been to the Susanoo family’s shrine, but I haven’t been there.”

“Do you want to browse adult products?”

“No, I don’t like using adult toys, but I’m curious about what they have. Sometimes new play ideas come up.”

To be honest, going on a date with a girl and shopping for adult products is quite a maniac and could be called the worst date, but Ana and I have a relationship of more than friends and less than lovers, so it’s okay.

When I got into the car and headed to the Italian Autonomous District branch of the Temple of God-Ruri-Ruri, I noticed a crowd of people. Sometimes it feels pretty strange to see someone wearing a pink priestly robe.

“They say it’s a temple, but it’s a large shopping mall after all. It’s what I expected.”

“It’s okay to decorate it in its own way. It’s a little bit like the main color scheme is pink.”

“Should I make this kind of blatant atmosphere? I’ll try to make a suggestion later.”

However, since religion has such a color, it remains to be seen whether it will be good or bad for children’s education. Gad-Ruri-Ruri puts emphasis on intercourse, but the doctrine is surprisingly good.

Since there are doctrines such as ‘You shall not commit adultery’ in the Ten Commandments, I was allowed to establish a religion. However, there is room to think about something like ‘It’s okay to give love to a married woman who doesn’t love’ behind it.

“Shall we go in first?”

It was called a large shopping mall because the structure of the building also took on that form. The ceiling is made of translucent glass and light leaks in, and the facilities inside it are mainly colored in pink, so people gather except for the main facilities, making noise and soliciting guests.

There are many things that are embarrassing to enter in broad daylight. No, it’s actually like that.

“Oh, welcome. Are you looking for something?”

“No, I’m not looking for anything, I’m just looking”

“Yes, I understand. Please call me if you need anything, and if you would like to become a member of the Holy Grail, you can go to the application desk on the 1st floor. Please enjoy shopping comfortably.”

What should I say? Because it is an Italian autonomous region, there was a much more open feeling.

Originally, Italians are active in dating, whether they are women or men. It may be a prejudice, but it is certain that it is a level that cannot be ignored when considering the overall weight. Is it at the level of people who shout ‘quickly, quickly’ among Koreans?

“Hmm, how about this?”

“You’re hurting inside?!”

“It shouldn’t be too bad. My body isn’t going anywhere.”

What Ana shows off her body is her see-through black negligee underwear. Even if it was black, the degree of transparency was quite high, so it was such a garment that it would stimulate one’s imagination.

If you look at that and imagine what Ana is wearing, not Shion, I’m sure I’m trash, right?

It’s already been confirmed that Ruri is trash on the subject, but the more you think about it, the more complicated it becomes.

“I think it would be sexier and more attractive to wear a silver negligee than a black negligee. The contrast between blonde and silver is perfect.”

“……No, it didn’t descend to Ruri, so why is the main body here?”

She exudes divine beauty, but the foundation is a goddess like Ruri, she said as she lifted the other negligee underwear that was beside her with a smirk.

Sexual intercourse, that is to say, it is basically Ruri that leads the religion that worships God-Ruri-Ruri. The God who descended on Ruri – Ruri Ruri is leading it, but the main body is somewhere else.

Even if you visit a civilization under your jurisdiction, even a believer cannot visit each and every one of the hundreds of millions of planets. Why is such a guy with so many things to do here?

“Uh huh! You should call me mother-in-law!”

“Rather than calling you mother-in-law, I’d rather raise my new kill record by 1 score today!”

Did you come here because you got Ruri pregnant?

No, it’s a big deal! It’s a big deal!!!!!

“……..Mother in law?”

Ah, the contempt in Ana’s eyes!