Chapter 755 – [Parenting Expedition]

All in all, the banquet was fun. The nectar and ambrosia were also delicious, but it wasn’t something I was craving.

What should I say…….. It feels like something that was made stimulating by putting a lot of seasoning gently touches your tongue? To be honest, I could eat it once or twice as a delicacy, but I couldn’t eat it every day.

Well, that’s why it’s a favorite item even for the gods. Although it is a divine dish and drink that is very delicious to the humans of this era, it is not good for me, who has eaten all kinds of food.

In the first place, I prefer to cook.

“Kuhmm, son. I heard you prophesy about Gigantomachia.”

“Ah, yes”

“If your prophecy is correct, then there is no need to prepare for Gigantomachia?”

“Just because a prophecy comes true doesn’t mean that you don’t have to prepare. If it were Zeus, would you take the side of the humans who always made sacrifices? Would you like to hear?”

“Definitely electronic”

“It’s the same. No matter how much the war will end in victory, it’s not like going out without weapons and armor to use for war, right? We have to prepare for war.”

“Hmm… Maybe it’s because you’ve been traveling, but you’ve got a lot of knowledge. Besides, technically speaking, that power isn’t the power of a god, but it’s stronger than most gods. The number of golden chairs isn’t enough, but if you sit down, you’ll receive it as the god of Olympus. I’m going to take it”

“That’s a lot of problems. I’m still human. I won’t be too late to talk about that later when I die and become a god.”

“That’s right”

I’m the one who’ll leave anyway Besides, if you leave, you won’t come back here again. The correct answer is to never set foot there again once you have eaten a bowl of it.

Criminals return to the crime scene? A true first class criminal never comes back. In order not to make an afterthought after making it perfect already.

“No, by the way, who the hell is your mother? If she had black hair instead of blonde hair, she would have resembled your mother, but among black hair, no one can really guess… Anyway, since you’ve risen to that level, your mother is also an Olympian.” Wouldn’t it be okay if I made it into a god? If I tell Hades, he’ll send it right away.”

Oops, if you say something wrong here, the fraud will be exposed!!!!!

After thinking about it for a second or two, I decided to cover it up with lies again.

“It’s better not to know. And above all, Hera-sama might be jealous.”

“No, that’s…”

“Moreover, Mother was afraid of Hera-sama’s wrath and went on the journey despite being pregnant. Thanks to that, she passed away in a foreign land far away… Her soul is in the underworld. “

“Ah, then it can’t be helped”

“He is resting comfortably now.

“Uhm……I won’t ask more after you say that. If you’re comfortable with that, that’s it.

Ah!!!! Covered here!!!! I’m so scared!!!! I think I’ll find out if I stay longer!!!!!

Anyway, I stayed in Olympus for about two days. It’s only two days, but I had to think about the stamina of the gods. These guys are the ones who go 12 times a day, 1 every 2 hours, and 24 times in 2 days.

Shion lasted until the 6th, then went out and went to his room to sleep. And around the time of the 20th banquet, he got up again and attended.

The real Greeks love to play. Well, if it’s a human-like god, that’s fine.

Anyway, after staying for two days, we were ready to go on a trip again. I will never set foot here again.

“No, brother. Are you leaving already?”

“There is a place in the world that I haven’t visited yet. They say there is a large continent over the ocean, and I plan to visit there.”

“To continue traveling even after stepping into the realm of the gods… It’s wonderful! I bless you as the god of thieves, messengers, and travelers!!!”

“Thank you, Hermes.”

When I said I was going, various gods took care of the treasures. In particular, Hephaestus looked at the space expansion bag that Shion had and gave her a golden handmaid, saying that she had increased her knowledge by seeing how rare it was.

She is a beauty made of gold, but because she is made with the power of the gods, she is almost human. In the first place, if you were a god and the main god of production, you could create life.

They say you can get pregnant, but to be honest, who beats golden rice cakes……. It’s warm to see if it has its own body temperature, but it feels close to computer fever, so I don’t like it.

“I owe you a lot. I will not forget your hospitality”

“Let’s go brother!!!!”

“I’ll see you next time! I’ll see you in a hundred years or so!!!”

Soon after, Shion and I deliberately escaped from the realm of Greek mythology, opened a dimensional rift, and escaped through the gap.

The reason he did it on purpose was to commit the perfect crime. If I go over to the dimensional gap, I will doubt that it is strange, so I went to a place where their eyes did not reach and ran away.

“…………”

“…………”

And me and Zion faced each other.

Soon, the laughter I had been holding back so far bursts out.

“Puhahahahaha!!!!!

“Honestly, it feels good to have tricked them, but it feels even better because you laugh so excitedly.”

Originally, I’m not very good at lying, and I’m the type to deceive others by not telling the truth or telling only the important things, so blatant lies aren’t persuasive, but I was able to fool them with my voice or force.

You are an impostor who deceived the gods!!!! Honestly, it’s not Loki’s level, but I think I’ve become a decent cheater!!!!!

“Ah, this trip is really fun. It’s a worthwhile trip.”

“If this has happened, I’m also curious about the next destination.”

“Yeah, I want to win the lottery, but I also have a desire to find a place that doesn’t win.

Zion and I set off on the road again. It was to repeat the same dimension search as before.

But… This time I wasn’t so lucky. Even after searching thirty dimensions over and over thirty times, nothing came out.

“It’s like a physical desire sensor. Something with a low probability comes out, but what you really want to come out doesn’t come out all the time.”

“That’s right. No, this bitch, the Absolute of Destiny, is here to end his old virgin hysteria.”

“Isn’t it a big trouble to curse like that?”

“Now that it’s loaded, it’s free from causality. If you can, try it.”

He can’t do tricks with me, and if he wants to wield me, he can’t do weird things with Shion either. To be honest, that was enough. The most important thing to me is Zion.

After going over a few times, we got pretty bored, so we decided to take a break to change our mood.

“Let’s see…Is there a suitable planet to rest on?”

“Preferably, a gaseous planet or star is preferable. If you’re a bit greedy, a star as small as the sun.”

“The way I look for it is I can’t find it. I can find a planet where an intelligent body lives and go through it to find something like the sun, but I can’t find it otherwise.”

The concept of trial is relative. You have to be aware of the reality facing you as an ordeal, but I can sense it, but an uninhabited planet without Gaia couldn’t feel it.

In short, it is a good ability to find people, but it is said that it does not use much power to find a specific place or location……. Lord is a transcendent being, but compared to the absolute, there is a limit.

If I were the absolute, I would be able to sit down and find anyone on the other side of the dimension. Perhaps, if I were reincarnated somewhere in the dimension, I would be able to find and contact Shion before he even finds me.

Well, it hasn’t been long since it’s been loaded, but absolutes are impossible. For the next 2,000 years, you will have to work harder to fully mature to the level of a road, but the absolute is a faraway story.

“Oh, I found a nice planet. It seems that it’s mainly inhabited by humans, but it’s not developed yet, so I think the natural environment will be fine?”

“Well, sometimes forest bathing isn’t bad either.”

“Let’s go catch a wild beast and cook it for you. I hope the native creatures there are delicious.”

Originally, wild animals are said to have a lot of smell, but that also turns into a flavor when you enter a skilled chef.

Besides, we have enough spices now. There are enough salt and pepper in the bag that you don’t know if two people can eat it all, so you can season it generously.

I soon tore the dimension apart and moved to the planet I found. It’s not Earth, but I like that it has quite a lot of vegetation.

“What’s wrong here?”

“Uh… There’s nothing. There’s nothing to catch.”

“Then I’m glad”

My feeling is not absolute, but on the contrary, it is not lax either. The natural signs of the Lu-Beana-class transcendence species also sensed something different, but it was safe to say that there were few beings who could avoid my feelings.

First off, this level isn’t much of a problem. It seems to have this ability, but it’s not that high level, so it’s a place to take a short break.

“Let’s go down slowly. The air is similar to the earth, so we should be able to breathe.”

“I hope the meat here tastes good.”

“So do I”

I was wondering where to land and landed in a suitable forest. There are many wild animals around, so you can catch and eat them almost like a buffet.

There wasn’t a single human being around…….. It didn’t seem like they were banned from entering.

“Hmm, do you want to eat a lot or in moderation?”

“The more meat, the better!”

“Yeah, I knew you’d say that. Wait a minute.”

If Shion and I decided to eat, we had to catch at least one real pig. While exploring the surroundings, I found a suitable mountain beast and pulled it with telekinesis.

Kwyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

The sound of a pig bleating comes from far away and gets closer. It was something similar to a wild boar.

“It looks like a boar, but it has two pairs of tusks.”

“It’s really big. I can eat this until tomorrow morning.”

“Wow! Meat from the morning!!!!”

“Instead, I’m going to make curry for breakfast tomorrow. I like wild boar meat with a strong taste to hide the smell.”

“How about a curry meat stew with more meat than potatoes or carrots?”

“Who is not a carnivore?”

Anyway, dismantle the boar right away. It didn’t take long to drain the blood, pull out the hair, take out the intestines, and cut it into parts. Hit some spices with a strong fragrance there to erase the smell.

Originally, I would ferment it for a long time to remove more smell, but now I’m in a hurry and I’m going to bake it, so I just need to make it so that I can’t eat it.

“Thanks to what Baekhee took care of, I’ll be able to eat meat well. If you mix this with pepper, it’s good for getting rid of the smell.”

“I’ll have to buy a thank you gift later.”

“Coming to think of it, there must be something like a travel gift. No, but is there a place to live?”

“If you do anything, you can stop by Delta Castle and buy it in moderation.”

“But”

Within a short time, the moderately aged meat is placed over a lit bonfire and grilled. Crackling, along with the sound of a bonfire burning, you can hear the sound of meat being cooked.

It didn’t take long to cook, but it was long enough for the night in the woods to arrive. The sun is setting and darkness is approaching in the forest.

Shion took out a tent from his bag and pitched it. We plan to camp here and leave tomorrow, so of course we have to.

“Oh, it’s done”

“Mmmm, the strong smell of meat. It smells a bit wild, but I really like the flavor.”

“These guys are surprisingly good at meat. Are they the ones who eat acorns and chestnuts?”

The unique smell of wild animals has become a wild taste. However, on one side, it has a unique nutty taste. It feels like eating Iberico black pork, so it’s very good.

There were two people with good appetites, so it was easy to harpoon each other’s legs one by one.

“Mmm, it’s so delicious. It’s a bit spicy and even salty, so you can eat it with rice.”

“Because the skin was cooked to a crisp.

Having eaten one leg, he was about to eat the other leg. There was something about my gut feeling.

“What?”

“Why is that?”

“It seems that one of the people who came to the forest is coming this way.”

“Hmm, are you a night guest? If you don’t do anything strange, I can accept you as a guest. It’s better to eat with a group of people, so it’s better.”

“Because you don’t go out of the house often and you’re not persuasive? You’re talking like an insider.”

Judging from the size of his body, he appears to be a child. About early 10’s. He was a kid at the level of an elementary school student.

No, but a kid like that wanders the woods in the middle of the night like this? This wild boar is also dangerous because there are many wild animals?

There seems to be some circumstances… I have a hunch of trouble.

I was thinking of not letting him come, but I suddenly remembered an Easter egg left by the Absolute of Creation. Was it ‘When traveling, cherish the first ties you meet there’.

For now, I left another bowl of rice and grilled some more meat. This time the ribs part. When it’s fully cooked, you can eat it open or put it on top of rice.

Put the braised ribs on top of the rice~ Ah, in this case, it’s just grilled ribs.

“……..Ah!!!!!”

“Hi kid. Are you lost?”

Soon the child who came to the place where we were camping was a small blond child. He wandered through the woods during the night, so it was quite scruffy and muddy, and his clothes were not very good quality and were torn here and there.

It seems like you’ve suffered quite a bit…… They make a very bright expression when they see us.

Uhm, but it’s kind of weird. In the middle of being scared, you can meet someone and feel relieved, but you can see something different in your expression. It’s nice to see you, but should I say it feels like you’ve found the person you’ve been looking for?

“Silva Ichi!!! Deabol!!!!”

“I don’t know the language here…It’s the first language I’ve ever heard of”

“Hmm, but I think it’s easy to interpret. If I compare and interpret it with the language I know, I’ll be able to understand it right away.”

“For now, keep talking kid, you have to say something so we can interpret it.”

I can speak many languages, but Zion knows more languages ​​than that. With basic knowledge equivalent to that of a linguist, as well as computational ability to interpret unless it is a unique communication system like Lou-Beana, there is no language that Shion cannot master.

Well, I was blessed by Lucian, so I can understand the contents of any text, but… I can’t pronounce it, so it’s only half.

“Hmm, I tried to roughly interpret what this kid was saying, but it’s a little strange.”

“What?”

“Something seems to mistake me for someone else.”

“Hmm? Is there anyone in this world who could be mistaken for you? It’s amazing. So why did you come?”

Anyway, if you came this far, there must have been a purpose. Because wandering around in the woods alone at this late night as a child is impossible without that goal.

Kids are scared. The forest at night is scary even for an adult man, but if he went through it alone, he must have displayed great courage or had strong enough emotions to overcome his fear.

Like revenge, for example.

“They say, ‘Silver Witch and Devil, I’ll give you my soul, so kill those who killed my family!'”

“Ouch”

I’m pretty excited because I think something really interesting will happen.