Chapter 76 – [Raccoon Man Beginning]
When I entered the store, Baek-ri, who had been to work first, touched his cell phone and showed me an article, making a fuss with him.
“Brother! Brother! Brother! Did you see this? I was on the news too!”
“Yes, I saw. You did a great job while I was away.”
“Right? Right?”
Baekli boasted of himself as if he had done something big. He honestly did a great job. Because we prevented our store from collapsing.
Even if only one super-large enemy came out, it would be difficult for a normal Force user to block it. If it wasn’t for that, we would have had to wash our fingers until Mr. Lee Kyung-jin came.
……No, humanoid species also appeared, so it could have been a big problem if Baekri wasn’t there. You did a really good job.
“But the important thing is to get excited and lose your original intentions at the sound of cheering for such heroic work. You are like your father and are altruistic, but shouldn’t you be conceited or not?”
“Yes, don’t worry”
“What is Ruri? Even if your parents don’t know, Ruri would have noticed.”
“If you want me to keep your mouth shut, I want more pocket money.”
“Heh heh, the brother and sister relationship is really good”
The store was safe, perhaps thanks to Baekri’s busy fight. No broken places, no cracks anywhere. Fortunately, the business seems to be able to continue.
But if there is a problem, it is the guest. I wonder if it will be a business if I do business right after the invasion of the enemy species.
I was in the middle of watching the effect on the broadcast, but it was quite unfortunate that the pulse was cut off. In the first place, it was a business as a hobby and my body became comfortable, but I can’t help but regret it.
“Raccoon Man No. 2. Wearing a reinforced exoskeleton suit that can only be seen in movies equipped with special weapons effective against enemy species, he appeared for the first time in this invasion of enemy species and played an active role. Thanks to that, the enemy species held in Myeongdong can be easily defeated. In addition, the unprecedented humanoid enemy species that appeared in Yongsan-dong was also able to be safely defeated in cooperation with the heavenly sword Lee Gyeong-jin. This is a noticeable action along with the activities of the original Raccoon Man, who was granted honorary citizenship while working in the United States. They promise to treat them kindly, and they are taking the attitude of asking them to reveal their identity and surrender at any time because they can reduce the amount of the crime they committed… Wow, our country’s attitude change is like Udyr. They tried to catch me at some point.”
“Didn’t I receive honorary citizenship in the United States this time?”
“…? What about that?”
“There are only a handful of people who have received honorary citizenship given directly by the President of the United States. Do you think they would even smuggle it into the country and give it to the person who helped them for free, even as a master user?
The honorary citizenship I received has several political foundations.
First of all, since I am from Korea, I can immigrate to the United States at any time, and I have a justification to have a say in the things that happen. In addition, it made it possible to go to the United States more often by laying the foundation for easier passage the next time I smuggled in the country.
And by subsuming me, Zion’s will be able to acquire technology that civilization cannot even dream of.
Lastly, it’s the same as above, but if you bring Baekri, Raccoon Man #2, you’ll think it’s the icing on the cake.
“Honestly, they’ll covet weapons manufacturing technology that works for enemy species more than me. But it’s impossible with civilization right now. There’s no infrastructure.”
“Ah, I heard that from my sister-in-law. They say no because it uses the concept of space, right?”
“Looks like a void blaster. That’s a fairly advanced civilization technology. If Earth’s civilization wants to realize that technology, first of all, a facility as large as a laboratory will be needed, and it will be difficult to control the range.”
A similar example is a nuclear reactor. Now, in Earth’s civilization, a nuclear reactor reminds me of a power plant like a huge factory, but one of the nuclear reactors I know is a pretty usable power reactor that fits in the size of the palm of your hand.
The Earth could also reduce the size of a nuclear reactor by that amount if it worked hard for a few decades, but it can’t do it right now.
“Think about it. Here, there is one master user, one person wearing a suit like a superhero in a movie, and even a supporter with technical skills that can work for the enemy. “
Me, Baekri, and Zion. Even if one of these three is obtained, our country can enter the ranks of world powers.
Of course, Korea is not at a level where it can be ignored, but it is natural that it is small compared to big powers such as the United States, Russia, and China.
But will one of us get one? Then it’s no different than a knife.
Traditionally, no matter how strong an athlete or martial artist is, he has no choice but to be careful with one person with a knife.
……Conversely, if the sword was taken away, there would be a scene worth seeing.
“Shall we finish today’s business early in the afternoon? There won’t be too many people anyway, so it’ll be over soon. I also want to see Yejin go home.”
“Ah, did Ye-jin go to school today? Does she have a good complexion? She looked a bit bad the last time I saw her.”
“…… When did you see Yejin?”
“I went because my sister-in-law said she needed someone to help her on a crazy day.”
I put my hand on Baekri’s shoulder. Then, with little force, he kneaded and pressed.
“Billion?! It hurts! It hurts?!”
“No matter how high school students can’t do it? I’m a wife, so it’s illegal to look like it, but legally it’s legal. But high school students can’t?”
“Because it’s not?! It’s not?! I’m not interested in high school girls because all of my fantasies are like sprouts!”
“Instead, it’s okay to date when you become an adult”
“Yejin is pretty, but I’ll think about it”
“What’s wrong with our Yejin!”
“Ah! Seriously! Which beat should I play?!”
In the middle of the fuss, Seo-ae went to work.
The preparations are complete, and our chicken restaurant started business today without any special issues.
* * *
While doing business, we also often got involved with people we call truth. From simple drunken customers to unreasonable tacklers.
In the case of the latter, he said the taste of the chicken was strange and brought back the bones he had eaten and asked for a refund. So I neatly called the police.
Fortunately, it is not a place where children often come. In the first place, the menu is chicken, and there are only a few tables inside the store, and the main menu is takeout. Besides, our store doesn’t deliver, so I didn’t even sign up for the delivery app service.
If you want to eat, it means that people come and eat. Among such people, there aren’t that many serious truths.
There are drunken people… Some people go too far, but there are many people who are normal once they wake up. If not, he called the police.
Today’s business also had the truth. But it’s a pretty different truth.
“Uh…Hey, older brother”
“Why?”
“There are four men at a table back there. They ask for beer… They still look like high school students to me, don’t they?”
When I peeked inside, I saw four men ordering three chickens and eating them. Since the chicken is beer, orders for beer come in, but the face value was a bit low for those sitting down to drink beer.
“If it was one or two people like that, I might have passed on it, but all four of them have high school faces. What should we do?”
“Did you check your ID?”
“I checked. Your ID seems to be fine.”
Then the result is one of two things.
Whether it’s the newcomers who have just lost ink on their ID card, or their ID card is fake.
Just to be sure, I came out of the kitchen and walked directly to the table.
As Baek-ri said, he looks quite young on the outside. Among them, there was a big kid, but that’s because you can’t judge kids based on their size when you look at their development these days.
“Did you order a beer?”
“Oh, yes. What about that?”
“Can I check my ID for a moment? I wonder if the students are too young, so we’re not going to be long either.”
“Sure. Here.”
I received an identification card from one person and checked it. From the outside, it looks like a normal resident registration card, but it doesn’t look like it to me.
However, it is sophisticated enough that the average person does not notice it, so it is enough to be unaware of it.
It’s really good too. If I had done something with this level of ability or effort, I would have succeeded… It’s a pity that I use energy when it’s useless.
To use this just to secretly drink.
“Are you really an adult?”
“We’re adults, right? Quickly give me a beer.”
It’s a lie.
It’s not a special skill, and it doesn’t work for people who are used to hiding their inner feelings or transcendental people, but it’s possible to see through such lies.
When I turned around, all four of them had red faces. Judging by the smell of alcohol already, it looks like he’s already had a drink somewhere… It’s no big deal to me.
I don’t know anything else, but kids shouldn’t be drinking before they’re adults. Useless ethics coming out here!
Maybe when Baekri hears it, Ruri will ask why she allowed it, but it’s okay because Ruri is Ruri.
“Students. Drinking alcohol at a young age is bad for your health. I’ll serve you a large Coke, so drink Coke instead of beer.”
“I beg your pardon?”
The guy who got up from his seat with a frown on his face was quite large, about a hand taller than me.
Kids these days are doing very well. I’m not short either, but looking at someone taller than me.
It is safe to say that he is already an adult, but he is still a high school student. I bet on my wrist.
He stood in front of me and asked menacingly.
“I even got my ID, so what are we going to do? Are you kidding me?”
After that, the other three also get up and create a threatening atmosphere. But anyway, it’s a kid’s joke.
Baek-ri sneaks up on her and Seo-ae pulls her cell phone out of her arms. Other people around us were also watching with interest, not trying to stop us from seeing our situation.
Yes, this is the heart of the world these days. If something happens, rather than helping out, I take out my cell phone and take a picture or take a picture and post it on social media.
I don’t mind being a spectacle, but these naughty bastards need to be educated.
“Mister, we don’t have money, and we’ve got ID cards, so why don’t you give us alcohol?”
“That ID is fake.”
“What? Do you have proof?”
They were startled for a moment, but only for a moment, they shamelessly pushed forward.
There are not only good customers while doing business, but sometimes there are truthful customers among these truths.
From my experience, if I stay here a little longer, my fist will come flying.
The thing to do anyway was to make a quick and sure provocation.
“I bet my wrist and this shop on that fake ID card and your reins, what do you guys bet on?”
Guys…… Have you ever heard of private sex?
“Ha! Seriously, at the chicken restaurant, they argue about everything. Since we’re adults, why do you keep blocking and fucking?”
“If I call the police, you’ll get hurt, not me. Will that be okay?”
“Try it! Call it, damn it! It’s not like I’ve been there once or twice!”
The big kid tuk tuk, pushed my shoulder with his hand. I might not have been pushed back, but I deliberately staggered back.
Anyway, there is CCTV inside the store. Now this situation was all filmed.
The atmosphere turns grim as the other three who have slipped out of their seats surround me. I laughed watching those kids.
“Are you laughing? What? Are you laughing, Mister?”
“It’s because the reins have nothing to do, so they forge ID cards and are so proud.”
I saw a man next to me clenching his fist.
“Do you know how to use your fist?”
Suddenly, I remembered a line that America’s ass said here.
Anyone want to get off before the bout?