Chapter 765 – [Parenting Expedition]
He had a rough plan, so he had to establish a detailed plan. This is because a show that originally deceives others needs to be done more thoroughly.
Besides, what we are trying to do is to change the religion of this continent. The already existing religious people are crazy people who deny reality when a fact occurs that breaks their values, so we had to make it so they couldn’t even gamble.
“First of all. Having a base in this country means Grivel’s trend is not bad for her witches, right?”
“The ancestor of Grivel was a witch like us, so the perception of witches is not bad. However, since the Church has eyes, we have to hunt witches on the surface… But at least we are pretending to do it, so here we are. ‘S actions are relatively free”
“Then I need help.”
I intend to transform the witches into the guardians this continent needs. Well, it’s not a complete lie, so there’s no room for conscience to sting.
First of all, the appearance of the devil is inevitable. But there had to be justification for that appearance.
In other words, something like Deus Ex Machina is difficult to understand. What kind of impression would it have if it suddenly jumped out and slammed it?
The devil appears, but I can say that it is because the position of witches has been narrowed and the persecution of the church has made it easier for the devil to come over to this world.
“Should the church’s humans separate the demons and the spirits?”
“I wonder if those who know about the existence of spirits and work around them can’t distinguish between real spirits and demons?
First of all, makeup was important.
I changed the skeleton of my body a bit. First of all, I made my nails long and pointy, and then dyed them red, and then, as for my appearance… I should try to imitate someone from my previous life.
Then, from my back, I radiate wings that applied demonic energy. It’s just a shape from a simple image, but those who know it can know that it’s just a copy of the shape.
Lastly, horns, a pair of horns sprouted from the head so that even strangers could see that it was a demon.
“If you look at this, you must be the devil, right?”
“That, that’s…”
“I can tell by the reaction.”
If you kill people and go around like this, you will know that the devil did it. Well, even if you kill them, they’ll be the bastards of the church in the end.
First of all, I had to create a kimi. We must imprint on the people of this continent that the witches were the ones who sealed the devil and protected the continent from them, and that the churches were scum who persecuted them for their greed.
“I’ll be back after I’ve been around for a while, so tell the head of this country. The devil will come and play a game.”
“……Yes, please.”
The reason witches have reached this point is because of their inclinations. He adapts to reality and can’t stand the death of people… It’s because his spirit-like disposition adds a human personality to it, and that’s why he became that kind of personality.
It’s not that it’s bad, but it’s not good to do that in the yard where there is even a church. It’s good to keep that peace when it’s peaceful, but on the contrary, when it’s a crisis, it’s the type to adapt and die.
Well, since I know he has that kind of personality, I’m helping him too.
I break out of the Witch Coven’s stronghold and rip through the dimension to wander around randomly. The destination is, of course, the church……. But if you only kill the church, you’ll raise a little suspicion, so you’ll kill human scum too.
Aaaaa!!!!!
“What’s up!!! What’s up!!!!”
“Sudden explosion……!!!!”
“There was nothing to explode, so why!!!”
I showed up after tearing down a church in half. I know that Amor is somewhere in the Three Kingdoms, but I don’t know exactly where. I honestly don’t even need to know.
Then, imitating the devil who seemed to be free, he acted while laughing out loud.
“Ahahahahaha!!!!! It’s good!!!! It’s good!!!! Stupid humans!!!!”
“What, what…?”
“Ah, the devil!!!! The devil has appeared!!!!!!”
“Oh, you’re a heavenly god…….!!!!!”
Even ordinary people, including church bastards, keep an eye on this side. When my eyes were moderately focused, I floated a few of the church bastards in the air and showed them a live dismantling show.
“Sa-sa… Aaaaa!!!!!”
“You devil!!! The heavens are leaving you alone… Kkeaaaaa!!!!”
He kills a few people as examples, and when more fearful gazes are focused on him, he secretly spills rice cakes.
Hehe… I want to kill more, but don’t let it go. Your church bastards are the first-class contributors who made it possible for us to invade this world.”
“What, what……?”
“You mean you didn’t know? That’s even funnier!!! Ahahahahaha!!!! So I’d better explain it to you!!!!!”
A devil who enjoys the despair and fear of his opponent. Originally, talkative villains were good at getting pissed off by heroes, but now the goal is to spread information.
I once again break down the city and several places that look like lord castles, giggling and shouting.
“The guardians you call witches are the beings who play a role in preventing demons from descending on this land. However, as you accused them of being witches and persecuted and killed them, their power weakened and we were able to reveal ourselves!!!!”
“That, it can’t be, it can’t be!!!!! A witch is just a witch!!!! It can never be!!!!”
“Really? Then, am I a fake devil right in front of you? Huh? Huh? Maybe the church leaders knew and did such a thing to expand their own power? !”
“Aaaaa!!!!!”
“Despair, human! Your despair is so sweet!”
There are few things more fun than watching someone whose lifelong beliefs have been destroyed. They succumb to the unbelievable reality, hurt themselves, and cry out in pain.
Actually, the pain of having one’s heart and faith destroyed is more painful than the pain of self-injury… Anyway.
“Tsk… Suho is not yet fully resolved, so he disappears again, but the Great Devil will appear shortly after that!!!! When that time comes, all of you humans will die!!Haha!!!!!!”
After giving a rough warning, I tore the dimension again and moved on.
Except for the Kingdom of Grivel, Carta, Amordo, and even the Religious States all do this kind of activity. This is because information is spread evenly without fear of being blocked.
I changed my appearance again. No matter what, it would be a little strange if the devil had the same face. It’s better to let them think it’s another demon.
“Uhahahaha!!! Die, humans!”
“Sa, save me!!!!
“Your death will be a sacrifice to call the Great Devil!!!! A place where there are no guardians is a good place for us to be active!!!!!”
Dozens if you count roughly. In terms of time, we were active for about 2 or 3 days. Due to the nature of this place, where there is no communication facility, it would be judged that it happened almost simultaneously.
After finishing my work, I returned to the witches’ stronghold, and I first made a separate report to the three witches. There will be a lot of people looking for it now, so I’m preparing for that.
“I’ll find it in the kingdom of Grivel for now, so if you have any good clothes, wash them. I’m going to show off in a good way, so I have to make a good impression.”
“Deceiving the continent… It goes against our conscience, but it’s necessary for us to survive…”
“That’s the reason I’m helping you. A pricked conscience is, on the contrary, proof that a conscience remains. Religious people must inevitably have a conscience. It’s a standard for determining good and evil apart from religious piety.”
“You are…….”
“Really the devil? Well, let’s just say that.”
One day, a few days after I messed around… Finally, the bite came. An official envoy from the kingdom of Grivel came.
“Due to the advent of demons, I would like to seek advice from witches. Please accept the invitation.”
A lot of people came, including the article. Well, to be honest, it’s such a thing that it’s a fire to fall on your feet. They didn’t mess around in Grivel, but on the other hand, the reason they didn’t was because they were protecting witches.
No, think about it. The devil appeared saying that witches disappeared, but only the country that protects witches is fine?
Even the most stupid person can understand the connection. Especially when it comes to the leaders of this country.
The story that the organization that usually protects with recognition was actually the Earth Defense Force is quite interesting. The status of the witches changed instantly just by my actions.
“It’s an official invitation from the kingdom… It seems that they intend to introduce us to the world in earnest.”
“They’ll have to send someone who’s resourceful to go here.”
“Then you’d better send Lorna.”
“Ah, Mary as well. She also has qualities, so it’s better to take this opportunity to learn. Since she’s my aunt and nephew, I’ll teach and learn better.”
Mary is resourceful. It was clear that if she gained experience, she would later become a member of the witch coven. This is a talent I vouched for as a Lord, so that’s for sure.
But if Lorna is that type too, is this her family history? Pretty funny
The three witches called Lorna and explained her situation. So far, we haven’t talked to the other witches, because it’s better to have as few people know about these stories as possible.
“Is that so… It can’t be helped”
“It’s easy to understand. I think you’re better than these guys to lead the organization.”
Situational judgment and coping skills are important. Especially if you are the head of an organization. The three witches weren’t bad as leaders, but they weren’t good either, so I think it’ll be okay if Lorna becomes the leader later.
I was thinking of going too, but I thought it wouldn’t be good if a man followed me when I was looking for witches, so I decided to skip it.
Then another good idea occurred to me.
“Oh, right. Let’s do another show.”
“Yes?”
“We have to show the witches proof that they can defeat the devil.”
Since the Great Devil’s Rice Cake has been blown away, the other side will be more impatient if the evidence is clear before that.
And in order to raise the ransom, you have to prove that much. Even with the disprovement through the devil, he is now fully aware of his position in relation to the witches, but seeing it in front of his eyes is another matter.
I told Mary beforehand that she and Rona were about to leave for the capital with the knights of Grivel Kingdom.
“I’ll focus on you separately, so if you need my help, just say a little.”
“It’s not a sign, it’s focus? What do you mean by that?”
“Even if you’re on the other side of the kingdom, I can know what you’re doing.”
“Wow…Then can you see me washing? That sounds a bit perverted.”
“I’m not interested in children’s bodies”
“Looking at the witch, those words don’t seem persuasive.”
Since I couldn’t keep up, I had to resort to such cumbersome methods to take care of Mary.
Of course, safety is certain, if something happens, you can remotely cover it with a force field, and you can rip the dimension and go there in one second.
After a while, only the two of Zion and I remained. No matter how smart Mary is, she is still a child. For a while, Shion had a hard time while taking care of the child.
I want to know what I did, but in the end, I’m a man and Zion is a woman, so it’s mostly things that only women can do for each other. Do you mean washing it?
“It was very comfortable for my child because he was not in my hands.”
“Still, I’ll leave again when I’m done here, so bear with me.”
When the coven has its place in the world, we will leave again. I’m a little worried about Mary, but honestly, she’s a kid who will do just fine anywhere, so she’s not too worried.
Anyway, on this trip, Shion was looking at her children with quite strange eyes. Maybe it’s because she’s getting closer to having a baby.
“Honestly, I feel scared. I wonder if I can be a good mother…”
“It’s a natural concern and reaction. We’ve been married for a long time, but it’s our first time as parents.”
I had children from me, and to those children Shion acted as her mother, but her own child was the first.
What should I say……. They say that there is no finger that does not hurt because I have bitten ten fingers, but there is always one finger that hurts more. Moreover, even from Shion’s point of view, she has no choice but to be more special as she is a child born out of a stomachache.
“Maybe you and I can fight then?”
“Um… I don’t think I can say no.”
“Because the issue of children’s education is important. Besides, there are many things that you and I have opposite inclinations, so there will be quite a lot of conflicts if you want to educate your child about it.”
When I have a problem with Zion, I usually make concessions on my side. After all, my top priority must be Zion.
However, if she has a child with her and gets into a fight over her child’s education, she will most likely not give me concessions. After all, children are important people to me.
If Shion opposes and pushes against it at all costs, she will eventually yield to me, but……. If that happens, only scars will remain in each other’s hearts.
“In the end, we have to somehow compromise and raise them. Originally, children are raised by both parents, not just one.”
“I am very curious about what kind of child will be born.”
“Before that, if you get pregnant, you should start thinking about taking good care of your body. Did I mention it before? When you’re pregnant, you can’t eat your favorite sweets or salty things and you can’t drink alcohol.”
“Gaaaaah
“Is that so scary?”
“One of the pleasures of life is flying away, isn’t it natural?”
“I’ll make it delicious considering the nutritional balance, so bear with it”
“It’s not fair that I have to suffer for 10 months.”
“Then, shall we change roles from now on?”
I subtly changed my body into that of a woman.
Rod’s body is a prosthetic body. You can change it at any time according to your will. But usually, if you change from the default form, the efficiency is bad, but since I’m a reincarnation, there are various forms that are efficient even if it’s not the default form.
Besides, I’m used to it now, so it’s easy to change. Anyway… Now that I’m in this state, I can do all the women’s work.
“I can get pregnant and give birth. I can give birth in 30 minutes and cook seaweed soup.”
“I will give birth”
“Insisting on that. Okay”
To be honest, it would be better. I keep having to explain to the child whether I will be the mother and Shion will be the father or later, but just thinking about how to do that makes my head hurt.
Sometimes you have two fathers, sometimes you have two mothers, sometimes your mother is your father, and sometimes your father is your mother… Oh, it’s complicated.
Then, suddenly, Zion stared at me and said.
“But if it was difficult to follow Mary because she was a man, shouldn’t she change into a woman and follow her like she is now?”
“……………Ah”
Oh I didn’t think of that!!!!!
No, to be honest, if it’s a man or a woman, I’m closer to the man side, so I didn’t think of becoming a woman!!!! Moreover, even reincarnated people’s gender is determined at birth, especially so!!!
“I really hope that the child born later doesn’t look like your hair.”
“……Yeah, I agree with that too.”
Honestly, I admit that I’m a jerk too.