Chapter 80 – [Raccoon Man Beginning]

I’m not yet at an age where I’m afraid of the night, and I’m in full swing, and I’m a transcendental person, so there’s no point in stamina. Still, I can’t help but break out in a cold sweat when my wife decides to attack me.

Moreover, it’s even more so if it’s Xion, a growth form that I haven’t seen often.

“Didn’t you write it once last time? When going back to Korea from Japan”

“I couldn’t help it because it was an emergency at the time. Doesn’t it attract too much attention to being a child on the outside and flying without an adult?”

“Is that appearance less prominent?”

“Honestly, if you think about it, the default form is better”

“Hagishi, in the growth form, cheaters and perverts will attack, but at least in the default form, only the perverts are tricked.”

“It’s better because it’s a civilized society here.”

Shion has a lot of trouble because of her appearance. Most of them were especially manipulative or perverted… No, all of them.

However, at least in the default form of a child, only perverts are twisted. They’re perverts who lust after children, so I’m comfortable tearing limbs with ease.

In a civilized society like this Earth, there are many people who know that sexual assault is a serious crime, so even if they get attention, there are not many people who actually want to do it.

However, the story is different when it comes to growth form. The appearance that clearly looks like an adult, the excellent body, and the beauty that is completed in the face are not the only ones that attract flying flies.

Knowing that, Shion also refrained from using growth forms. I hate being manipulative, but even more so because I have mild social phobia.

“Is it okay? Even on a weekday, it’s an amusement park, so people won’t be kidding.”

“That much is fine. If we collect all of them at most, shouldn’t it be tens of thousands? That much is tolerable.”

“Hagi Knight”

I spoke less.

That is the old story of Zion.

Not long after she was born, she wandered through her universe and found Earth, her original home. Shion is a reincarnated person like me, so she was an Earthling in her previous life. It’s just that I keep reincarnating, but she, Zion, has no lifespan, so she continues to live.

When she arrives on Earth, Zion is content with the fact that it is Earth, even though it may not be the Earth she lived and died on, and she stays there, welcoming her as the first alien she ever interacted with.

It was fine in the beginning. The humans welcomed and treated Shion amicably when they saw Shion, who was an alien and had the appearance of a pretty child. And while absorbing the various knowledge she gave, she developed her civilization.

The incident happened after that. Maybe 200 years have passed. Her normal is impossible, but with the help of her Zion, the Earth civilization, which even built her warship to navigate her universe, betrayed and captured her.

Her purpose was to target her body… To be precise, the ‘ether’ that constitutes her species and source.

‘Ether’ is the three major substances that make up the world, and it lies on the same line as the ‘shards’ that make up the dimension (like the hexagonal transparent pieces that can be seen when a dimension occurs) and the ‘spirit’ that makes up the soul.

It is possible to rule the universe if you obtain it, which lies above the laws of physics and even holds the secrets of the universe.

Of course, it is unreasonable to capture Zion at a level where the solar system has not been conquered properly. But unlike me, she is reluctant to harm humans. No matter how badly she treats her, she can’t casually take her opponent’s life.

What would you do if you could blow up the earth, but you can’t harm people anyway.

“Are you still afraid of killing people?”

“It’s not like the old days, though.”

“It’s better than that. It’s proof that humanity remains.”

Murder is an act that degrades humanity. When I think of that, the humanity that remains in me… Well, let’s put that aside.

Ah, what happened to Zion after that?

Her cousin brother ran over and shredded the whole earth.

Again, changed. Not a metaphor, but for real.

Shion was able to be freed thanks to him, but he couldn’t get along with his cousin who had killed all innocent people. When we meet, we still say hello, but our relationship is not very good. To the point where she wouldn’t even invite her to a wedding in the past.

Although he plays the role of Zion’s protector, he tends to be overprotective. That’s not a bad thing, but it’s just scary that that overprotection leads to planet destruction.

“Ah, sir. It keeps getting signaled.”

“Do you want to hack traffic lights?”

“No, leave it alone. It will open after a while anyway.

They say that once a signal is received, it will continue to be received, but that seems to be true. It took me once the first time, then it took me twice and stopped.

Even though I am in the car, I can feel the gaze. And not just one or two, but close to fifteen.

At first, I thought it was because of the Lamborghini, but when I realized that it was Xion who was reaching the end of her gaze, her expression naturally frowned.

No, it’s not that I feel bad about receiving attention from Shion because she’s pretty, it’s because she has kids who cross the line.

The man sitting in the driver’s seat in the car right next to him looked at me and hurriedly took his cell phone and took a picture of him in this direction, to be exact, at Shion.

No, how did you sell someone else’s portrait right? Shion isn’t even a model, so don’t you care that you’ll be sued for violating her portrait rights if you film that?

“Can I leave that alone?”

“Every electronic device that tries to take a picture of me is forcibly turned off, lags eaten, or photo files are broken. If this image is posted on SNS, isn’t it a joke?”

“It’s not like that”

Shion has such a spunky look that she could win even if she slapped one of the judges in an international beauty contest.

Such attention inevitably has negative effects. Guys who are looking for beauty are everywhere in the world. At least there are scum who covet the default form of Shion, but how sad is it now?

If you have a treasure, you must also have the strength to protect it… Ah, but Shion is stronger than me.

“What do you want for breakfast? Wouldn’t it be better to go there and buy something to eat?”

“That would be nice”

“Anyway, I haven’t been to Jamsil in a while. I don’t even remember when I went.”

“When was the last time you went?”

“It was so long ago that I don’t even remember it? I probably went there during the first round of my reincarnation, but it was so long ago that I don’t even remember.”

It’s quite often that I’ve been reincarnated on Earth, but I’ve been lucky enough to be born in Korea only a few times.

I was born in Japan, and I was also born in America. There was a time when it was meaningless to argue with the country that was born because all of them were already destroyed.

After coming to Korea after being born like that, I wasn’t leisurely enough to deliberately go to an amusement park. So it’s been quite a while.

To be honest, I wanted to go to Yongsan rather than here. Jamsil may be better if you think that the weather is still hot and the sun is shining.

What a profit! Quaang!!

“Oh, there was an accident over there.”

“It’s okay if you don’t see it”

The driver of her car next to her, who was trying to take a picture of her earlier, kept looking at her, but did not see that the car in front of her had stopped, so he crashed it.

It’s obviously the negligence over there, so the money will be quite broken. Looking at it, the car is also an expensive foreign car. He looks like a young person, but he must have a lot of money at home.

So who cares about driving? When I drive, I drive with my senses open.

I was waiting for the signal again, and there was something to see. The victim, a middle-aged man, got out of the car in front and went to the car behind him in anger.

“Hey! You fucking bastard! You can’t drive! You don’t even see the signal and run! Oh, it’s a back goal!”

You may think it’s a joke, but the speed of the car behind you earlier was quite fast. It’s even weirder when you hit it from behind and her neck is still intact.

A man got out of the car behind me and apologized. He is obviously self-cultivated, and anyone with a conscience can’t help it. In addition, black boxes are everywhere in the world these days, and there are CCTVs in front of traffic lights, so it’s only a matter of time to get off the beaten track and get a reverse tour.

“I’m sorry. Is your neck okay? Let’s call insurance first and then go to the hospital.”

“Fuck, I think my neck is sprained, what are you going to do with this? You came and fucked me while I was still!”

“I’m really sorry, stop looking at something else…”

“What? No, are you out of your mind? You want to hit someone? How did you get your driver’s license so you couldn’t see the car in front of you and crashed?”

Suddenly, his gaze turned this way. To Zion to be exact.

The middle-aged man in the car in front turned his back to him and looked this way as well. And seeing Shion’s appearance, he gasped.

Zion looked at them and shook his hand.

“No, why are you waving your hand?”

“The accident happened because of me, so it’s my own service”

“Because you like people so much that you are Tal.”

The two of them stared blankly at Shion until the signal changed, and eventually returned to the accident right in front of them.

“I’m just looking at you”

“Right? I’ll give you my phone number, so go to the car center, get a repair estimate, and go to the hospital and get a medical certificate. I’m busy right now…”

“Ah, okay”

The man in the car in front seemed to have calmed down after seeing Shion’s face, so he forgot about grabbing his neck, exchanged phone numbers with the man in the car behind him, and decided to go on their way again. It was a pity that the situation ended easily, but the signal changed just in time.

So I just decided to ignore it and go.

No, it’s our responsibility to have an accident… No, in a way, it’s true, but strictly speaking, it’s the responsibility of the person who took a glance.

“Can I just go?”

“What’s wrong, did we cause an accident? It’s not like that, ignore it. It’s the guy who took a glance on the road was wrong.”

“It’s a sin to be pretty”

“…I heard it from my own mouth, so I’m a little awake.”

“You are the only one who can say that in front of me right now.”

“Isn’t it the end of the princess disease? There’s no medicine for that, so what should I do?”

“…….”

“Billion! Billion! It hurts! It hurts! Don’t hit me while driving! Accident!”

After hanging out with Xion, I arrived at Jamsil before I knew it. In the distance, a tall tower that seemed like it should have had Sauron’s eyes on it came into sight. No, it looks more like a dead universe marker… Let’s unite! I don’t know if the necromorph is attacking while doing it.

I parked in the parking lot of this shopping mall. It wasn’t too late, so there was plenty of space in the parking lot.

I went to a corner of the parking lot and parked close to the wall. It was early in the morning, so it was empty, so parking was good. Lucky for you.

“Why are you parking here? Isn’t there a spot right in front of you?”

“If we park like that, no one will park in the seats on either side of us. If it gets scratched, three cars are slaves. Who’s going to do that? A lot of people will come later, but honestly, it’s a nuisance.”

If I park my Lamborghini in another parking lot, no one will pull up to the left or right of where I parked, no matter how empty it is. Not joking, for real.

If you’re going to leave space anyway, it’s better to park in the corner and leave one empty seat next to it. There is no such nuisance if I occupy three seats alone in a crowded place.

I parked and got out of the car after taking my wallet and cell phone. It’s a bit of a walk to the elevator hall, but it’s not that inconvenient.

Just as we were about to enter the elevator hall’s automatic doors, a foreign car with a badly damaged front bumper and a broadcasting station car pulled into the parking lot.

“Uh?”

……..What? Even if the broadcasting station car is second, isn’t that the same car as before?

An intensely irritating feeling ran down my back.