Chapter 838 – [Birthday of Chaos]

Personally, I think there is no superiority or inferiority in martial arts.

Of course, the martial arts that Gray taught to the Three Worlds are higher-level martial arts that incorporate algorithms of abilities, but they are not absolute.

For example… Yes, let’s take the Cheonji Haegyeongrok, which was learned by King Manbyeong, who is the same heaven and earth.

The Cheonji Haegyeongrok is a martial art that understands the reason of the world. Since it is based on the ability of ‘understanding’, there is no martial arts that you will not be able to understand if you take the time.

However, if there is a downside, if the head is not good, the effect is halved. It’s not that King Manbyeong is stupid, but if he was smarter, King Manbyeong would be the strongest in all three seasons.

No matter how good a martial art is, the learner’s compatibility is important. Even if it is the best martial art in the world, if you don’t get along with the learner, it will only happen.

“But I would like to teach you the martial arts of such a small planet.”

“Isn’t that a remark too dismissive?”

“Isn’t it a bit like martial arts that can’t even advance into space and has only a few hundred years of history?”

“My wife’s passion for education is intense even before Eden enters school”

No matter how much we want to let our children do what they want, parents want them to learn better things. Besides, Shion was her own daughter, so there were even more signs of that.

“It’s going to be a first birthday party soon, so ask all the kids about it. Since they’re all outstanding kids, I’m sure Eden can get recommendations for martial arts to learn.”

“Hmmm… I’m worried about this as well.”

Gradually, it has been a year since Eden was born, and the first birthday party is about a month away.

I also had to prepare to cook in earnest. The number of people invited is small, but there are still so many gluttons, so you need to prepare enough to avoid hearing strange noises later.

“I haven’t prepared the dragon meat, but…”

“It’s okay, it’s better not to do it while you’re not there. Besides, the Dragon Emperor is coming, so what will happen if you serve a dragon meat dish?”

Through Zion, the best quality materials were prepared. It is stored in a place where time does not pass, such as a subspace, so there is no concern about spoilage.

Even if I say I do the cooking, what else do I have to prepare… Ah, doesn’t Eden need clothes to wear?

“I’ll prepare anything other than cooking. So don’t worry and just focus on cooking.”

“It’s because I want to help too. Hmm… Don’t you need something to use for your first birthday?”

“Oh, I’m doing it myself, so I’d like to hear your opinion as well.”

If it’s a birthday party event, that’s it. Take care. It is to predict the future according to what the baby chooses by putting various objects in front of him.

As the world changes, the things placed have changed, but these small events still make the child expect a happy future.

“I’d like to have a calculator and a computer mouse for now.”

“The mouse is in the computer industry, but what about the calculator?”

“Calculators are for the financial industry. If you look like me, wouldn’t you have a talent for either?”

“Just looking at it now, my hair looks like yours.”

“What do you want to post?”

“I’m like a ladle after all. I hope Eden will be interested in cooking.”

Eden is sitting in front of the TV and watching a children’s animation featuring a penguin.

When I was a cartoon with a penguin, it was Pingu. It’s the one from clay animation that makes you cry.

But that wasn’t the point.

“Noonun is the best! Gather two friends!”

The sight of him moving his hips and copying the song makes you wonder if he is a 1-year-old child.

It’s just that the pronunciation is not good, but it’s easy to imitate. It looked like someone would have thought it was a 2 or 3 year old child.

If the growth was rapid, the pronunciation would have been correct, but the pronunciation is poor means that the brain is still superior to the growth of the body. Remembering and speaking words is the area of ​​the brain.

“In the future, I want to show masterpieces like Pat and Matt or Wallace and Gromit.”

“Pat and Matt are fine, but I think we should cut out the Penguin from Wallace and Gromit.

That Psychopathic Penguin…. It’s a children’s cartoon, but if I had to choose the most evil penguin character, I think it would probably run two-top with Adventure Time’s Gwonter.

It’s a bit of a spoiler, but in the case of Kwon-teo, strictly speaking, he’s not a real penguin, so if you’re looking at a real penguin, he’s one-top.

So at least I don’t think the robot pants are something that kids should watch. Oh, personally, if I had to recommend it, it would be the moon cheese version. I hope Eden doesn’t feel repulsed by cheese after seeing that.

“I’m going to have to take out some of the precious drinks from the alcohol stocked in Horizon. To be honest, when else would I drink it?”

“It is.”

In this case, you have to open the warehouse and use it. As I and Shion have lived for thousands of years, there are quite a few very precious alcohol among the things that we have stocked up in Horizon.

It is also a liquor that is aged until it is just right in the aging warehouse, and then freezes it to keep it in its optimum state until it is drunk. On this side, I covet the crispy Phantom’s liquor store, but on the contrary, there are so many good drinks that Phantom covets my warehouse.

“There is also a Lady Dominator that has not been put up for auction a few times, so you can give it to Phantom.”

“Ah, was there that… I guess they like Phantom. He grumbled that he drank all of his own.”

Lady Dominator. As the name suggests, the creator of the wine was Cienne, the reigning king.

It’s a wine made by crushing grape pulp with your feet and extracting juice in the old way. It’s a hobby, but I remember buying it separately because it looked very promising after aging.

At that time, the auction was quite fierce. Originally, things made by transcendentalists cost a bit more premium, but Cienne is a great demon king and a beautiful girl, so some perverts expressed their willingness to purchase them, revealing their perverted sexual desire, saying that the wine was made by the beautiful girl herself.

No, go somewhere else to satisfy your perverted sexual desire.

Well, thanks to that, most of them were purchased by Phantom and I made a fuss about drinking them all, but I took a few bottles from them. Since Phantom must have finished drinking long ago, wouldn’t the existing Lady Dominator be all in Horizon?

“I have to make a first birthday cake, and I have a lot of work to do.”

“There is still time”

“Ah, I have to return the reception card in advance. Did you send it all to your acquaintances first?”

“Don’t worry about that. I’ve sent all of them to people I’ve known more than a certain amount. Most said they would come, but there were a few who didn’t respond or said they wouldn’t come.”

“It can’t be helped. It’s impossible to please everyone.”

As many people, especially transcendents, gather together, you will see faces that are uncomfortable with each other. For example, there must be Zion and Utopia, me and Choi Gil-hyun.

No, it’s okay if it’s just like that. At least, it’s not like we’re fighting each other regardless of the situation.

But it’s not like there aren’t guys who will growl and fight with each other if they come face to face. Rather, for one side to notice and fall out, it was no different from consideration for this side.

Well, since I can roughly guess who’s missing, I’ll send you a few bottles of alcohol later.

“I think it will be an eventful first birthday party in many ways.”

“If possible, I’d like to pass it quietly.”

Perhaps among those who will not come, there will be absolutes of fate. When the old maid comes, she gets beaten and beaten by the phantom.

Anyway, if you’re not coming and you’re not going to give me a first birthday ring, please look at the causality rate so that I can pass this first birthday party well!!!!

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As I slowly prepared for the first birthday party and prepared the dishes, the kitchen at my house was busy enough to be crowded every day.

Boiling, stir-frying, slicing… To be honest, there were so many things to do. It is a natural story because it takes a whole day to make soup or soup.

Instead, if there is something convenient, it is that the finished dish can be sent to Horizon, frozen in time and space, and stored so that it can be taken out and eaten as it is at the first birthday party later. If it wasn’t for that, I thought it would go bad, so I had to prepare a week in advance, so I had to move according to a tighter schedule.

As we prepared so slowly, the first birthday party was right in front of us.

“Cooking is okay, alcohol is okay, table is okay…… Ah, if there is a commotion, it will be a big problem, so have you prepared something like an optical camouflage?”

“I’ve got it all ready. Don’t worry.”

Among the people gathering, there are also beautiful women who can be compared to Shion. Nothing will happen in our house, but if a passer-by peeps at the beauties and turns a blind eye, the first birthday party is spoiled for nothing.

So, we will use drones separately and hang holograms outside to look the same as usual. I’ll block out the sound, so even if you look into my house right in front of the front door, you’ll just see my house.

“Daddy daddy!!!”

“Yes, our Eden, what’s wrong?”

“Please do not like me!!”

“Why are you again when I am!!!!”

“You deserve to eat delicious food too!!!”

I turned into a woman and passed on the milk to Eden. Come to think of it, Eden’s short tongue pronunciation improved a lot during the month of preparing for the first birthday party.

It’s a good thing that a child’s growth is fast, but I think it’s a bit unfortunate that I don’t have enough time to watch it leisurely.

But on the contrary, it would be nice to think that I have more time to communicate with my child. A newborn baby who is too young cannot speak, so even when she is in pain, she cannot express herself, but being able to speak is proof that she can understand her own opinion.

“Anyway, I forgot to prepare for the first birthday party. What did Eden do to the tomato seedlings when I went to the botanical garden the other day?”

“It’s just that it has a high affinity for nature, so it’s like unknowingly stimulating growth. That’s why in My Neighbor Totoro, when Totoro dances in a circle, sprouts grow.”

“Isn’t that bad?”

“Rather, it’s so good that it overflows.”

If Eden was too similar to Zion, she would rather not be able to do this. Hannon’s traits are amazing enough to rule the laws of physics, but she has no aptitude for this ability.

The reason why Janna was captured by them and ripped off her energy and ether in the Abeloa civilization before her was because she gave up her will to resist, but her goons gathered her tenacious strength and used her mental superpowers to destroy her. Because they exploited

It’s something you can’t do by nature. She only had no intention of resistance, but she took a defensive attitude, but she was able to extract power from such an opponent, so it was said that Hanon’s resistance to this ability was negative beyond the bottom.

“Even without this ability, sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”

“Then, what can sufficiently advanced magic be compared to?”

“If you ask me that, I have nothing to say.”

Anyway, it’s good that Eden can learn this ability. If you want to learn but cannot learn because of your birth, what will happen to the heart of Zion? The potential of children must be open to further development.

Of course, even now, it seems that he has awakened his spiritual power and affinity with nature, so I wonder if his talent is too full and overflowing at such a young age.

“I personally think it’s better to be specialized in one thing than to be versatile.”

“It’s okay. Just become the ultimate japkae.”

“As a Transcendentalist, you should also think about the future. To do that, it’s better to specialize in one thing.”

“Isn’t Eden overflowing with talent? That’s why you should listen to someone with talent”

“……Ah, that’s right.”

If I had the talent Eden showed me so far, I would have become Lord 2,000 years earlier.

My talent is mediocre, but I’m the type to push through experience. If a talented human being had gone through reincarnation and experience like me, even the absolute would be able to glar at them.

So I have no talent. There may be a part that goes against teaching Eden, who is full of talent.

“Among the people who come, there are a lot of talented people, so you can ask them about it.”

“It’s like Phantom, so I hope it loads quickly and doesn’t have to worry about lifespan.”

“I wish I was like that too, but it’s too bad”

Phantom is a freaking bastard with an insane track record of getting on the road before he’s even 50 years old. That record was still unbreakable even after a long time.

But getting on the road early isn’t good. Even if you climb the rod, if you lack knowledge, you will not be able to use all your power.

If you climb the road, you can do something about reviving the dead, but Phantom has no knowledge about reviving a lion, so he couldn’t save his lover. The helplessness is so deep and the anger that comes from it is so great.

That is why the phantom pursues and follows the Absolute of Destiny until death. The relationship between the two has crossed an irreversible line.

“……Isn’t the Absolute of Destiny laying its hands on our child?”

“I promise you, I will never do it.”

The curves of Shion’s life are as much as her breasts… No, they say that she has grown a bit now because of breastfeeding.

That’s why I join her clique. It is because the absolute destiny of fate made it possible for me and Shion to meet, and even though I had to go through a really hard time, Shion made sure not to do that.

If the absolute fate of fate put Shion in danger of dying like a phantom, I switched factions and moved to the Ryu family.

It’s the same with Eden’s work, so the Absolute of Destiny can never put Eden in danger of dying.

You wouldn’t? I myself know where I am. Wouldn’t a large number of suitable rods, capable of slaughtering all beings less than a lord, give the slightest hint of betrayal?

As long as I exist, the Absolute of Destiny can never play tricks on Zion and Eden. Especially if you know it’s a breakup at that moment.

“Then it’s a little reassuring.”

“If you have any complaints, ask yourself later. I’ll definitely visit you sometime later.”

Anyway, the first birthday party is slowly approaching.

It was such an event that quite a lot would happen. In addition to that, good things will often happen to Eden.

No, how many absolutes participate, how many will they just wipe their mouths and go? It’s normal to have plenty of gift envelopes.

“My daughter. On the day of your first birthday, the Transcendentalist whispered your name.”

“If you say such lines, won’t my daughter become Arthas?!”

“Isn’t it something like Frostmourne to prepare?”

“If my daughter wants to take my place, I’ll prepare my own, but honestly, I wouldn’t recommend it.”

In fact, Lord’s Tio is two people in one field. Since the maximum share of a load is 40%, there are at most two, but no more than three can reach the same load.

That’s why the Darkness Lord with the Phantom was also full of Tio because there were only two of them, including the previous Darkness Lord and the Phantom. So, to aim for that side, it was possible to defeat one of the two and take over.

“Our Eden, following Dad, picks up the ladle when he gets his first birthday, okay?”

“Gukjjaa!!!!”

“Ah, shame on you!!!!!”

Shion tackled me for brainwashing Eden in the midst of it.

Honestly, it would be nice if Eden had a similarity to me!!!!!