Chapter 84 – [Raccoon Man Beginning]

After a meal, we walked for a while to digest. And it’s a bonus to look around for a suitable dessert.

“Come to think of it, I saw a Turkish ice cream seller in front of me earlier.”

“The only Turkish I speak is ‘don’t play with my ice cream’, do you want to hear it?”

Ice cream sold by foreigners who are often found in amusement parks and events. Why do you spread it with a long iron bar?

The Turkish ice cream that is played at the time of serving and then given at the end. It is interesting in its own way, but if the price of ice cream is 3,000 won, I think that 1,000 won is the performance labor cost.

“Besides, that’s nothing compared to the real taste of the original place.”

“Is that so?”

“It’s originally called dondurma. The original taste is chewy and rich, so it’s much more delicious. I can’t compare it.”

The original name of Turkish ice cream is Dondurma. No, can this be classified as ice cream in the first place? It’s not the same as the Juicy Cool sold in front of the school just because it’s frozen.

Dondurma from Turkey, which I had eaten before, was really delicious and chewy enough to feel like rice cake. The milk is not normal milk, but the taste is rich, probably from other animal’s milk.

…….I wonder if this is real ice cream. When I stopped by Turkey, the festival was in full swing, so when I looked, I saw that a man-sized dondurma was attached to a crane and a small car was being lifted.

“Hey, don’t berate me. How do you lift a car with ice cream?”

“No, it’s true. They say that it’s so horoscope that they do it every festival. Have you ever wondered if I’m out of my mind?”

“Then let’s try going next time. Can’t we go and see for ourselves?”

“Let’s plan an overseas trip later”

Come to think of it, Turkey is a country with master users. As those in the know know, Turkey is called a brother country with Korea, so diplomatically it’s okay, so we often send and receive master users.

Although there were not a few dispatches from Turkey, I remember that there were quite a few dispatches.

State relations are sensitive to gains and ideologies, but Turkey is a diplomatic outcast in neighboring countries because of its spectacular history.

If you’ve studied world history, you’ve probably heard of the Ottoman Empire. Then you will know that if you hear what the Ottoman Empire did, you won’t hear good things from neighboring countries.

“I am also interested in world history.”

“Hagisa, historical curiosity is the peculiarity of the Hanon race… Even if I put aside the fact that there are only two Hanon I have seen.”

Anyway, there are not many countries around Turkey that are so friendly. Eastern Europe and Western Europe are pretty bad. Not only because of the problems in the Ottoman Empire, but also because of religious problems.

But that is also a thing of the past. If it were normal earth history, it would have gone that way.

The existence of a master user had enough benefits to end all such relationships.

In the first place, there won’t be a percentage of master users as crazy as Asia right now. Korea, Japan, China, Russia… First of all, Turkey is in the Asian range, but it is close to Europe, so even if you exclude it, there are as many as four master users concentrated in one place. Moreover, except for Russia, the other three are at the level of entering if you draw a circle on the map properly.

There are master users in the UK, so there are countries that stick to it, but in the case of the Middle East or Africa, there are no master users. Therefore, the perception that Turkey is a poor country has long since been lost due to various diplomatic advantages for the reason of dispatch.

“Come to think of it, Brexit is the same. If it was like normal history, the UK would have withdrawn, but it is at the level of begging not to leave the EU because of the master users.”

“Oh, did you? That’s the first time I’ve heard of that.”

The UK is also a country with master users. I heard the story of Thunderbolt Jacob the other day.

He said he was an English gentleman…Is he Kingsman? Or real royalty? Because that’s where the queen still resides.

Thanks to you, England has lost weight. It’s still an economic powerhouse, but thanks to the master user again, I sat down and sucked on honey. I don’t know if I’m making a second empire where the sun doesn’t set.

You British bow down three times to Germany. Colonial bastards who would have been beaten to death if it wasn’t for Hitler.

“Anyway, I think soft serve ice cream is better than eating Turkish ice cream. Aside from the taste, considering the quantity, there are far more soft serve ice creams.”

“Then do you live there?”

Shion looked at the soft serve ice cream shop in the corner and said.

I nodded and Shion approached the store counter.

“I’ll buy it”

“You? Why? I can buy it.”

“You know when you see it”

Shion ordered from the waitress at the counter. Sold by Shion’s appearance, he put on a bewildered expression, but only came to his senses after hearing Shion’s spell.

“Give me two half and half vanilla flavors.”

“Ah, yes… Yes! Ko, would you like a cone?”

“Yes, please give me a cone.”

The waitress hurriedly took an ice cream cone and went to the machine to receive the ice cream. The soft white soft serve ice cream descended all the way down, landed on the cone, and turned it round and round to create a deft shape.

Eventually, he made not only vanilla, but also chocolate and half vanilla, and handed the ice cream to Shion.

“Hey, here you are”

“Thank you”

As she touched her hand while receiving her ice cream, her waiter’s face smiled as if he had seen her paradise.

Well, as I said earlier, I don’t get angry with that amount of physical contact. If you’re jealous enough that you can’t even touch someone else, that’s your obsession, and you won’t be able to live a normal life.

I wondered why Shion ordered it and received it. The answer lies in ice cream.

“Is it a bit large?”

“Wasn’t I good enough to receive it?”

After all, the maker is a human, not a machine. The ice cream itself may be handled by a machine, but how much it is reduced is up to the person. Of course, there is a standard for quantity inside the store, and people are not always accurate, so there is error for each person.

But it’s a story when that’s not much difference. If the size of the soft serve ice cream differs from others by about two fingers, it is obviously given a lot.

“I heard that a beautiful woman will pick up money even if she falls backwards”

“I know how to use this.”

“Yes, you are pretty”

I walked for a while while eating ice cream with Zion. Even if you don’t ride the attractions, there are plenty of things to see. In particular, even if you are watching the merry-go-round, you feel as if you have returned to your childhood.

……A long time ago, a long time ago. Back in the day when I never thought I would be like this even if I had parents right. I used to ride that with my parents.

When I think of that, it’s a memory, and I miss those days… I get various emotions.

“The fantasy forest? What is this place?”

While looking around, I saw that there was something decorated, so I took a look. Looking at it, it looks like a small zoo with animals, but it is not a place to play with a free pass, but a place to enter after paying a separate fee and purchasing a ticket.

I wondered if it felt like a museum over there, but I suddenly remembered that Shion likes animals.

“Do you want to go in?”

“I’m good”

I ate all the ice cream right away and went in after buying a ticket. There were many kinds of animals collected unexpectedly. No, not only animals, but also types such as insects were collected.

“Insects are bad”

“At least, I don’t know if I like reptiles, but I don’t like insects, right?”

“I also don’t like nice-looking insects like rhinoceros beetles and stag beetles.”

Contrary to his liking for animals, Shion does not like insects. If a cockroach comes out of my house, Shion will shoot and kill it with a gravity bomb.

We went beyond the Insect House and went further inside. From then on, you can see authentic animals.

Because it is an indoor facility, large animals are not visible, and small animals, mainly rabbits and prairie dogs, stand out. Oh, and hedgehogs too.

“Hedgehogs are cute”

“It smells a bit, but it’s true. Why, do you want to grow it?”

“But Sonic…!!!”

“Stop it! Stop humiliating the deceased!”

“I’m kidding. I’d like to touch it, but I’m not desperate.”

Hedgehog reminds me of something. No, not Sonic.

Among my acquaintances, there is a person who raises something similar to a hedgehog… Of course, strictly speaking, it is not a hedgehog. It is a creature similar to that. The biggest difference is that the thorns on his back are made of adamantium, the same material as the Medal of Honor I received in the United States.

Thanks to this, it is an animal that is so strong that it can’t even compete with a few enemy species. I can’t run at the speed of sound.

“Ryuhan raises a hedgehog. Let’s talk about it later.”

“Oh, you mean him?”

“Even if the bosses are different, we are colleagues at the same workplace, so we can talk in our own way”

“Ride the line well”

“I met you on that line”

“You rode the line well”

“The change of attitude is quick.”

Beyond the animals, there was also the Reptiles and Amphibians Hall, and then the Bird Hall. There are mainly many small parrot-like species, and the birds chirping loudly.

It didn’t take long to go around, but compared to the 1,000 entrance fee, the tour was good. More than anything, I’m glad that Shion enjoyed it.

It’s about two hours after lunch. Now it’s time to get out of the full sun. I’d rather go outside by now.

“Oh, are you going to the outdoor facility?”

“I think it would be fun to find a way from here and walk slowly. Are you okay?”

“Isn’t there anything better than that?”

Shion turned his head slightly and looked up somewhere.

Above us was a single rail through which something could pass. It is not only a rail that can go around the indoor facility, but also a rail that connects to the outdoor facility.

“Ah, the monorail! I’ve ridden that one before!”

“It may take a while, but it will be more fun than walking.”

“Then when you come back, why don’t you walk?”

We went upstairs to find the boarding point for the monorail. There are a lot of people who want to ride, and the speed of the monorail is not fast, so the rotation is a bit slow, but I was able to get on without waiting too long.

After riding it myself, the monorail was faster than I thought. You can see people passing by below, and the cute sets next to it that you haven’t seen from below delight your eyes.

“Huh? It looks like a parade?

“I’ll do it in the evening anyway. You can see it then.”

“Is it?”

Perhaps because the weather was summer, the theme of the parade was samba. Gorgeous dancers and parade cars with decorations on the back like Dukes roamed the indoor facilities with exciting songs, making the guests happy.

Perhaps because there were young children, the costumes of the samba dancers were not so strict. Just like the original samba, it is not like wearing underwear that barely covers important parts such as the C string.

Hey, no matter how precocious kids these days are, I can’t use it when I see it in front of me. Even if you watch porn and masturbate, do you want to do it as an adult?

It’s not like an old man’s mind, but if you have sexual intercourse before you become an adult, it puts a burden on your body. Mainly the female side. A man can stick it in, but a woman feels pain at the first experience.

There is no guarantee that you will be able to endure the pain as a child. Children who are victims of sexual assault often die or suffer lifelong scars.

Shion also looks like a young girl, but it’s different from normal humans and she’s strong, so that’s okay.

So, good children, have pure love sex with your lover after you grow up.

Oh, the story sucks What did you say when you were talking about this asshole?

“It will be better in the evening as it will be dark and the lighting will look much more colorful.”

“I’ll come back later in the evening and see you.”

The monorail, which went around the indoor facility, changed its route and headed outside. Even if it was faster than I thought, he thought it would take a long time to go around this spacious room, but it didn’t take that long.

Eventually, as you cross the gate that divides the indoors and outdoors, a fountain spouting from a large lake greets you while reflecting sunlight. And in the distance, a castle that seemed to come out of a fairy tale stood out.

If the fireworks explode at night, it will be similar to the logo that I have seen a lot of places.

Don’t call that name carelessly! Mmm… Ugh?! Who are you!

“Oh, it’s okay. I don’t think I’ll sue that much because I have stocks in that place.”

“No, there’s a twist like this?!”

The monorail crossed the lake and we arrived at the outdoor facility in earnest.