Chapter 841 – [Birthday of Chaos]

Not all the people to come have arrived yet, but as long as there are people who have come, it’s not polite to just stand there, so Phantom and I airlift the buffet dishes we’ve stored in Horizon and spread them out in the garden.

Each portion is no joke. If each one serves dozens of people, the combined servings far exceed a thousand servings. But even that seems to be a bit lacking in my opinion.

“Looks delicious!!!!”

“……I’m sorry to say this again.”

“It’s okay. I know that your sister-in-law likes to eat, but what? Instead, take care of the baby’s presents.”

“Although I’ve already made some… I’ll give you a blessing as a bonus.”

“Oh, that’s not bad”

When the food was served, the atmosphere changed in earnest. It was because Zion and Eden were able to breathe because there were guests who laughed and chatted with Eden and people who were interested in cooking.

Originally, on days like this, condolences and parents are tired. Whether it be entertaining guests or taking care of children, it was necessary to divert people’s attention to something else because they were so busy.

Moreover, my cooking is at a level that even transcendentalists can admire. The children of the Ryu family may be familiar with this level of cooking thanks to the Phantom, but the taste is not the same even though the chef is different.

“Taste information is exploding. It is a dish that seems to have been made through delicate cooking at the molecular level. Is this the end of the human discipline of cooking?!”

“Hey, I usually eat my husband’s food, so it’s okay, but you seem to be running out of control right now.”

“Well, it’s worth it. Originally, we didn’t have a sense of taste, but it’s only natural that they treat us with dishes that can most definitely feel that taste.”

On the Hanon team side, Janna in particular was running out of control. Although I often eat Shion or Utopia, this is the first time I have eaten a dish by someone as talented as I am. Even if I ate something in the Abeloa civilization, my cooking is different.

No, it’s because when I open a restaurant, all kinds of rich people from dimensional civilization come with bundles of money to make reservations.

Among the guests who have come so far, I dealt with my master, the Thousand Killer.

“Have you improved your skills after becoming a loader? It’s quite different from when you ate before.”

“Well, my senses have become sharper. It’s only because I can cook each ingredient optimally.”

“Cooking… I’ve never done anything other than catching wild animals and grilling them, so I don’t know if it’s okay to learn to cook now.”

“No, Master. Why do you suddenly have the urge to learn to cook?”

Then, sneakily, her gaze goes somewhere. There, Eden was eating the soup that Shion made.

Although it is a small baby spoon, Eden’s appetite is strong enough to chew even the spoon. Originally, she has to breastfeed, but she has the right to eat delicious food, so she feeds soup.

I could read the faint emotion in Master’s eyes as he looked at Eden. Now, what Eden eats is the food I made, and it is normal for a child to eat food made by parents.

In addition, parents who want to feed their children something more delicious must be equally normal.

“It’s just a whim”

“If you want to have children, just say yes.”

“I said no”

“Moo-in doesn’t have many productive kids. If you want to learn something, even if it’s late, that’s good. If you want to learn to cook later, I’ll teach you, so please contact me.”

“Don’t think about it”

Even Master, she is a woman and a man’s wife before she is a warrior. Jin Ryu, who is talking with Phantom over there, crosses the line with her master and develops into a romantic relationship, and they love each other.

Looking at that, Ryujin is respectable. I’m curious about how good your love technique is when you seduce a stiff unmanned teacher.

Anyway, if Master learns to cook, I’ll teach him something this time. I’m indebted to you, so I’ll teach you well.

Awesome!!!

“Ah, must have started first? There are a lot of people who came.”

“Is the baby here?”

The person who came this time was……Kilhyeon. And not alone, he also brought his lover Yu-ran.

Since the yard of our house, where the first birthday party is held now, is not particularly concerned about being seen by others, nine fluffy golden fox tails stand out behind Yu-ran’s back.

As you can see at a glance, Yu-ran is a nine-tailed fox. Thanks to that, even her beauty was not inferior to that of Jin, a woman in this position.

“It’s been a while, sister-in-law. How have you been?”

“Yes, I’m busy, but I’ve been doing well. And I wish you a happy birthday.”

After greeting her, her gaze turns to Eden, who is toddling from the other side. As expected, she is also a woman, so it seems that she is very interested in her child.

I spat out nagging noises while kicking Gilhyun on the shin.

“Dude, once I’m out of virginity, I’ll have to do something more productive. How come no one older than me doesn’t have any kids?”

“No, if you say something like that, then I have nothing to say…”

“And fix your perverted sexual desire. Before you came, didn’t you do some mental care while smelling your sister-in-law’s tail?”

“……..”

“Did you really do it!!!!!”

“It’s only been 10 minutes!!!!!”

To be honest, if you see nine fluffy tails wagging, you can’t help but touch them. I understand touching them, but I think it’s a bit perverted to be able to tell them apart only by the smell of their tails.

At that time, Eden walked towards us from far away. It wasn’t fast, but it wasn’t slow, it was walking towards Yu-ran at a very fast pace for a 1-year-old.

“Mungmung!!!!!”

“Foxes are said to be dogs, but they are completely different creatures!!!!!”

“Don’t tackle the kid in a strange way, man.”

Mr. Yu-ran lowered her body to meet her gaze with Eden. Eden did not lie in Yu-ran’s arms and ran to her tail, imprisoned her, and threw her body.

She looks at Eden and smiles benevolently. Just as a nine-tailed fox does not come out as a seductress in an old story for no reason, such a smile contained enchanting power.

On the outside, she is a wise mother who is single-minded and innocent.

“Oh, I’m sorry, sister-in-law. I haven’t taught Eden this side yet.”

“You can’t blame a baby who doesn’t know anything. Besides, I’m used to being touched by her tail, so it’s okay.”

“Pushin pushin!!!”

Eden was laughing happily as he rubbed her face against Yu-ran’s tail. Gilhyun is also happy to see her like that.

“As expected, the child is good.”

“So why don’t you make it too?”

“It’s because it’s hard to plan. After some time, an incident will happen and that’s it.”

“At that point, isn’t the Absolute of Destiny trying to tell you not to have children?”

“Maybe”

Honestly, it’s a pretty heavy subject to talk about here. The Absolute of Destiny committed so many things here and there that if he tried to reveal it, he would run out of time, snacks, and alcohol.

There is no need to talk about her on a happy day like today. So she just needs to have fun and relax.

“You too, forget about your worries today and go to rest. There are enough delicious dishes and good drinks.”

“Thank you…Then let’s rest in peace today”

As my nemesis, I know how hard his work is. This is because no one can be busy and active to interfere and solve all kinds of things that happen on a dimensional basis.

Incidents often occur that make the things I did in the Abeloa civilization last time look like medicine… Besides, he tries not to kill people as much as possible, so it was no different than playing his own Hell Mode.

So, it’s good to rest comfortably today as much as possible. Sometimes you need days like this to cheer up tomorrow.

“Oh, and the youngest of the Ryu family is coming too.”

“Ms. Ryusia?! Really?! It’s amazing!!!!!”

“I can’t use it if I like it so much as another woman by putting it next to my sister-in-law!”

“It’s not like that for a day or two, so it’s okay”

“My Shion also suffers from women’s issues because of me, but it’s the same here…”

Gilhyun This guy likes Ryu Shia, the youngest of the Ryu family. However, the meaning of this liking is not love, but more like like.

What should I say… If there is a word homophobia, wouldn’t there also be a case of homophobia? I think it’s because Choi Gil-hyun or Ryu Sia are good people to the point of being reluctant.

Even if you like each other, there will be no romantic feelings. If there were, all four of the Ryu family’s sons and daughters would gather together and try to kill Gilhyun.

Two Absolutes and two Lords’ Daguri…!!! Hey, even the same absolute person can’t answer this.

Anyway, after Gilhyun finished talking with him, I continued to receive the next guest without even having time to rest. The term is short, but in the first place, it was natural that time would come.

Awesome!!!

There were two guests who came this time as well. But this time, the two of them were so bad that I wondered why they came together, so I wonder if something happened.

“Nuri-nuri, Hajimaruyo~!!!”

“I haven’t seen you in a while, why are you saying hello?”

“I can’t do it!!!!!”

“God-Ruri-Ruri, look at how you say the same greeting in case someone isn’t Ruri’s big bang”

This time, the guests were the great demon king of freedom, Nuri, and the God-Ruri-Ruri combination. Although it was a relationship with the family and its owner, after Nuri escaped saying ‘I will transcend the family, God-Ruri-Ruri!!!’, The relationship between them was inexhaustible. Shall we even put it into practice with the sound of eating Ruri-Ruri?

It was so unexpected that the two of them came together. Wouldn’t it be better if they arrived separately even for a minute?

“Today is an important day for you, so we decided to go truce. It’s honestly a nuisance to fight in a place like this.”

“Besides, it’s not good for children’s education. Today is the God-Ruri-Ruri Zero Coke version with 90% less acid content in sexual intercourse!!!!”

“Coke Zero has no sugar at all. What’s the remaining 10 percent?”

“Sex drip”

“No, do sex drips account for 10 percent?

“That’s a fucking ambiguous and important issue. There was a religious war about it in the past, but in the end, we decided to classify sex drips as drips after having a show with the god of drips.”

“Is there such a thing?!”

But is it really necessary to wage a religious war over something like that? Aren’t you overreacting?!

“Such an obscure field is an important issue!!!! Did you know that faith comes in trillions with just one thing?!”

“Ah, then it’s just about worth it.”

For God, faith is an important matter. She is a multi-dimensional unit of god, so she doesn’t cling to her faith, but she doesn’t even reject the faith she just heard about.

No, but suddenly I think of Susanoo-san. But why didn’t you come? If he had come, he would have come with Gilhyun?

“Hey, Gilhyun Choi. What about Susanoo-san?”

“Susano-san said he was busy and would come later. Oh, I should have said this first, but I forgot.”

“Well, since you guys lack manpower, it must be difficult to leave people out. Thinking of you and your sister-in-law missing, I feel like being able to do it.”

“Thanks to that, the remaining children are suffering.”

In the moment that I had a conversation with Gilhyun, God-Ruri-Ruri and Noori flew to Eden. Even though she looks like a girl, she looks like a girl and makes noise when she sees a child and calls her cute.

“The kid looks like his mother!!! I won’t worry about his looks later”

“Instead, the whole town fucks me… No, I have to be careful with men. I’m sure there aren’t just one or two men looking for this kind of looks.”

“So I made a hospital near my house.”

“The preparations are thorough!”

“But the name of that hospital is not Paik Hospital…!!!”

Nuri, God-Ruri-Ruri, and Shion have a good code, so the story works. The three women began talking noisily, with Eden in the middle.

Well, it’s much better to talk casually like that than dealing with customers. Eden stretched out her hand to see if she was interested in the Black Crystal of Freedom that hung like wings on Nuri’s back.

“I’m going to give my child a blessing right now!!!! It’s called the blessing of justice!!!!”

“Why is justice suddenly implemented?”

“It’s a blessing that makes people who play tricks on children fall into the abyss and perish. Oh, of course, it’s okay to do it because you have a genuine liking, but there aren’t only people like that in the world.”

“Honestly, even without it, I think her husband would treat it horribly.”

“Still, it’s good to be there. You won’t be by your side forever, are you?”

“I’ll be grateful if you give me”

God-Ruri Ruri gave her Eden her own blessing. It is said that her blessings are quite diverse, but that is because her gods are basically all-powerful.

He’s probably even better than me in the creative field. A god who is believed in by many people is such an existence.

If it’s hard to understand, it’s good to think of a god of fertility. Aren’t many things mixed together in the part of abundance, such as money, farming, or the concept of fertility? Such a god could not have had only one blessing.

“I don’t have much. Instead, I’ll put this on my bracelet.”

Nuri took a small piece of the black crystal of freedom and attached it to Ardolphina’s hair bracelet on Eden’s wrist. Because it contains some of her powers, it cannot normally be touched or seen, just like the bracelet.

It’s something I have, but when I use it, it’s possible by force, or I didn’t think about it at the time, so I didn’t use it. However, despite this, the Black Crystal of Freedom was certain to be a very helpful item.

Maybe that’s enough to break through the nuclear shelter’s security. I wish that would happen, but it is.

“Thank you both”

“Well, it’s nothing special. But she’s really cute. Oh, can I talk about it by now? Can I call her Nuri?”

“Nurii?”

“I said aaaaa!!!!!”

“Wow! Tanoshi!”

The three spend time laughing at Eden’s reaction. I greeted the next guest while watching those three women… No, even Eden.

Awesome!!!

Only one person came this time. He appeared with a man who seemed weak on the outside, smelling of books, and a thick book that could be said to be a major book on his side.

It’s not that he doesn’t go out, but it’s rare that he goes out of his house.

“Oh, are you here?”

“It’s a day like today, but I have to come. So where is the buffet?”

“It’s a buffet as soon as you arrive”

“Buffets are a major problem!!!!!”

Lucian Storyteller The Wisdom Road.

He is the current head of the storyteller family, one of the three most prestigious families along with the Choi family and the Ryu family, and the son of the absolute leader of knowledge.

And he is one of the Four Heavenly Kings under the same fate as me.