Chapter 844 – [Birthday of Chaos]

The Absolute of Destruction loves hugs.

There are various stories about why people love hugs, in relation to the Absolute of Creation. Well, you can talk about that, but it’s hard to tell the story of a first meeting romance in someone else’s family.

I also don’t talk much about my first meeting with Shion. Kinda feel like that.

After all, if she’s even the slightest friendly, she hugs. The last time I met her, I didn’t do it because it was her first time meeting her.

………What I didn’t expect was that she came to my son’s first birthday party. In the first place, it is normal not to attend this kind of event unless you are a mortal absolute like Gray or Phantom.

Look at it even now Except for those two, there is no Absolute other than the Absolute of Destruction who just came, right?

“Joe, please let me go… It’s suffocating.”

“Huh? You don’t need breathing anymore, do you?”

“Still, I have to say that I’m a human.”

“Ah, I see. I’m sorry.”

As I became a load, my body had already become a will. It became life beyond living things and will itself beyond life, so there was no need for activities necessary for life activities. Breathing, eating, defecation, etc. They actually don’t have to.

However, since I pursue human beings, I am deliberately bound by them. There is also the problem of unconsciousness, but if you give up even that, it seems to be a little further away from humans.

Anyway, the people who came with Gray were all four. Including him and the Absolute of Destruction, Ryu Shia, and Yong Ha-yeon, there were four of them.

“You, like the Phantom, what about the first sister-in-law?”

“……Ah, I left it because it was in heat.”

“Did you come to satisfy me? Didn’t you just ignore it?”

“What are you looking at me for?!?!”

“Sympathy Archmage”

“When did you graduate with that title?!!!!!”

Gray’s original wife’s name is Ian. He looks like a wolf beast on the outside, but in reality he is a real wolf girl. There are many stories about it, so it takes quite a while to explain it.

In the midst of newbie days, Gray failed to adjust the volume of the elixir he received from the absolute ruler of creation, and he made it into a human. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t have a lifespan, so he hangs out with the absolute gray for a long time. One more person increased

“It’s been a while, too. How are you?”

“These days, I feel like living. Maybe it’s because I’m a newlywed. I think I can understand how you feel.”

“Keuuuuu, you don’t know the sweet atmosphere of newlyweds unless you experience it yourself. They seem to be getting along well.”

The dragon Ha-yeon, who has lived through her previous lives and reached her present life, eventually succeeded in beating Ji’s teacher. What should I say, do I have the same relationship as Sun? No, this is a close relative, but anyway.

When I look at Gray while thinking of Seon, it doesn’t seem like Namil for some reason. I looked at him with more gloomy eyes.

“What, why are you looking at me like that?”

“No, let’s just talk over a drink later.”

“………..Okay”

Gray nodded his head in agreement, as if he understood my feelings.

Drinking is the perfect way to express each other’s grievances. Today was the perfect time to talk because I plan to take it out without sparing the warehouse.

And I turned her gaze to her last guest, Lucia, and greeted her.

“Hello? I was indebted to my mother the other day.”

“Yes, I heard the story. Is the child growing up healthy?”

“Rather, it’s because I’m so healthy. I wonder if I’m growing up well and having less time to enjoy my childhood.”

Ryu Xia, the youngest child of the Ryu family. Ryu Jin and Ryu Shia are the youngest members of the Ryu family. It was two like this, but fraternal twins came out between the absolute and the absolute.

Maybe it’s because he’s the youngest in the family, but even now, when Ryujin became a Nature Road, he’s called the youngest and Ryu Sia is called the youngest. In addition, he is overprotective of his brothers to the point where he wonders if he can marry them because they are so cheap.

To be honest, what made it so was that Ryu Xia’s beauty closely resembled her mother’s. It’s the same with Ryujin, but her beauty shines even more because she’s a woman. Her beauty is comparable to her Zion.

Of course, for me personally, Zion’s appearance is absolute, but if I evaluate it objectively, it will be a matter of taste. However, her appearance and personality are perfect, so she is truly a first-class bride.

“Naboo?”

At that time, Eden, who was playing with Cheshire, looked over and muttered. She wanted to mention the tree she planted in the garden, but her eyes were on Xia Ryu.

“Naboo? Naboo? Naboo!!!!!!”

“Do you think this child is Eden? She is very cute.”

Eden toddled with her toward her. Eden, who had been biting Cheshire’s ear just before her and mumbling her, stretches out her arms to hug her Lucia, as if her attention has turned to her.

It was rather natural when you think about why he showed such a reaction. Eden’s birth tree is the absolute of nature, and she is the natural daughter of the absolute of nature.

Although Nature Road belongs to Ryujin, his residence is not Nature Garden but Death Road Kingdom. If she had the reverberation of the absolute of nature, she would remain even stronger for Ryu Xia.

She embraced Eden. Her white hair and silver hair are slightly different in color, but thanks to her outstanding appearance, a person seeing her for the first time would think that this might be a mother and daughter.

“Oh, Mr. Ryusia. Come this way. I have a seat here.”

“Kilhyeon is like that again.”

“Leave it alone. When a fan welcomes an idol, that’s how it feels.”

Anyway, most of the people who come here have come. If there are people who haven’t come to this place, at least it’s not because they don’t want to come, but because there are circumstances or there are people who are reluctant to be here.

Such people will visit or visit separately later, so let’s think about sending a gift then. Now is the time to start the first birthday party in earnest.

Anyway, it is truly spectacular. If you check the number of people, there are three absolutes, six lords, and other demon kings and dimension species. Or, among transcendentalists, there are many famous or high-level people…… Wow, this is no joke.

At this rate, conquering dozens of dimensions would not be a chore. In the first place, there are only three absolutes, but that should be simple.

“Come on, everyone has gathered, so let’s start the event”

“Ah, is it already time for that. Drinkers stop for a second and focus!!!!”

If this were a wedding hall, a moderator would come out and hold an event, but most of the transcendentalists at this place dislike such troublesome things.

Well, even if there was an event where gifts were given through a lottery, if it was something that a transcendent would like, it would be difficult to put it on a child’s first birthday party or drink. But alcohol has already opened the warehouse, so there is nothing except for it.

Rather than that, it was much better to finish it simply and laughhahahoho and eat and drink.

“I was thinking about which to do first, a gift for the child or a first birthday party, but I thought it would be better to do a first birthday party. Shion prepared a mouse and calculator, and I prepared a ladle. Anyone want to post something else?”

As times change, so do things on the doljabi table. Things like rice, yarn, and dates are also rare or unpopular in today’s world.

To be honest, we don’t really need them either. Rice means money, and in fact, longevity, and jujube means prosperous offspring, because they are not necessary or already exist.

So this place is just for fun thinking about Eden’s future.

“I don’t think so”

“Hikikomori, why are you suddenly tackling again?”

“This level of Transcendentalists gathered in one place because of one child. Thanks to that, the causal rate is quite concentrated. Their will will gather and predict the child’s future just by their expectations.”

“……The ones you pick at your first birthday last a lifetime?”

“Well, it’s not absolute, but it’s probably not negligible. Ah, I’ll put a book on top of the first birthday table.”

Something unexpected happened, but it’s a failure. And since it’s something that can be changed rather than forced, it won’t be bad.

When I said that the first birthday party was going to start, various people got up from their seats and started discussing what to put in front of the first birthday table. Among them, I brought something I thought was okay, but there are often ambiguous things, so I have to review before uploading.

“Hey, Grey. The stethoscope is like that, but the cane is a bit like that, isn’t it?”

“No!!! What’s wrong with a wizard!!!!”

“Except the profession, the profession”

“If you think about it that way, doctors are also professionals!”

“I brought something like saliva, is it okay?”

“I think it will overlap with Gray’s stethoscope.”

“There is a difference between a surgeon and an oriental doctor!!!!”

“Strictly speaking, isn’t it the same as treating it? It’s better to remove one of the two.”

“Yongje, you’re a blacksmith’s hammer, but get rid of the knife. Who ordered this?”

“The unmanned people said the torch. Especially Jesu-san.”

“No?! Master?! Our Eden won’t let us live on a knife’s bread!!!!”

“I don’t have anything to post… Ah, a badge with the Team Twilight symbol on it?”

“Where are you trying to drag our Eden down the thorny road, Gilhyun bastard!!!!”

“I prepared a trowel.”

“Ah, a gardener with a trowel… I think that would be fine.”

There was a fuss here and there, but the final decision was as follows.

The calculator and mouse that Xion put up first. A calculator is related to finance, and a mouse is related to computers. It was the same choice as Zion.

And the ladle I raise. This is posted from the heart of becoming a chef without looking back.

Gray’s stethoscope there. As much as his side job is being a surgeon, he means to be a doctor. Ryujin tried to raise the needle, but it overlapped, so I left it out.

The dragon master raised a small blacksmith’s hammer. This was not really a blacksmith, but it also had the meaning of an inventor, so this was fine in its own way.

Mr. Ryusia is a trowel. Since Eden likes plants, I think being a horticulturist would be okay.

Finally, Lucian’s book. Although it is a thick book that is always carried around one’s side, it is a copy of the Book of Knowledge, which is the divine instrument of the absolute ruler of knowledge. Now, I posted it in the sense that I was better at studying than that.

“I’m a little dissatisfied that I don’t have a knife.”

“No, our Eden won’t make a big deal after eating knives?!”

“What’s wrong with growing up after eating a knife? Are you dissatisfied that I’m a soldier?”

“Don’t be greedy, Master!!!!”

The unmanned duo, such as Ma Ryong Hu and Thousand Killers, were dissatisfied that the sword was not placed on the table for the first birthday party. This is because the difference in sensibility is large because the perspectives of Moorim people and modern people are of course different.

Even if you accept modern culture and enter a more dimensional civilization, you cannot abandon your own essence. Even now, even though I am on the road, I want to eat kimchi stew in the evening. The biggest essence does not change, so they are natural Moorim people.

“Then, did you just upload everything……”

I cut out all the ambiguous things and things that didn’t work, and roughly arranged the table for taking care of myself.

Now, I wondered if Eden would just have to choose, but a problem arose again for no reason.

“Grey, why are you putting the stethoscope first?”

“No, stop arguing over the location.”

“Honestly, it doesn’t matter what you catch, but if you’re close to the child, the chances of catching it are high.”

“My book is big and heavy, so if possible, wouldn’t it be better to put it at the front?”

“Don’t forget that the mother of the child also posted here.”

“…Everyone is greedy because they want to catch what they uploaded. I see people who are disqualified as transcendentalists.”

This is not an ego fight. It was just a fight created by the child’s greed to catch what he posted.

Thanks, I had a lot of trouble with this. After talking like that for about 10 minutes, they come up with a compromise so that they can barely mediate.

“First, the parent posted, then the trowel next to it. After that, the other people’s. Let’s do it like this, okay?”

“Well……..”

“That would be best.”

“If that’s the case, no complaints.”

First of all, it is the parent’s that is put first, so if you tackle it, you will cross the line that you should not cross as a guest, and what you put next to it is the trowel raised by Ryu Shia, who is loved by the children of the Ryu family. It was pushed by a majority vote for Lucian to protest.

Instead, the rest of the items were arranged in a row behind it, so it was fair.

Anyway, let’s finish with this!!! Are you going to fight with this all day today!!!!!

“Let’s go, let’s go, the main character now!!!!”

“My daughter, come this way”

“Mom?”

When Shion called Eden, Eden, who was touching Cheshire’s tail, walked this way. Shion lifted Eden up and sat him down in front of the tabletop.

“Wow!!! Treasure Mana!!!”

“Looks like a treasure to the kids”

“Well, if you look at the value, it’s a real treasure.”

Among these, the ladle I raised, which seems to have the lowest value, was separately produced by Horizon, and was made of a rare metal that cannot be smelted with the current Earth’s technology. Thanks to this, it is light, strong, and rust-free.

Shion’s calculator and mouse look ordinary on the outside, but they’re custom-made, so they’re the only rare item……. There’s nothing to look out for when it comes to other kids’ stuff.

However, two are the most valuable. One was a copy of Lucian’s Book of Knowledge, and the other was a trowel provided by Lycia.

In the case of the former, it is an item that imitates the sacred treasure of the absolute of knowledge, and it is a favorite item of the Lord, and it is highly valuable because it is a thing that will be worn if he becomes an absolute.

In the case of the latter, it was a trowel made of wood, but what was unusual was that the Absolute of Nature made it by removing a part of Yggdrasil. If you insert one of them, even a radioactive planet can be purified.

“My daughter, pick up anything you want.”

“Anyone?”

“If possible, it’s good to grab a book”

“No, grab a stethoscope. Stethoscope. If you’re a doctor, you can live and eat anywhere you go.”

“You guys, don’t force it. I don’t either, but if it’s only you, isn’t it fun?”

Eden looked around to see if he was thinking about various things in front of him.

In the end, whatever one catches first. That would be the most important thing in Eden’s life from now on.

Eventually, Eden reached out her hand.

What Eden grabbed…