Chapter 845 – [Birthday of Chaos]
I thought it was fine whatever Eden was holding on to.
Whether a businessman, a computer technician, a doctor, an inventor, a horticulturist, or a scholar, I want Eden to do what he wants.
However, if there was a bit of greed…… It was that I wanted Eden to be like me.
And that wish came true. It is because what Eden grabbed was nothing else but the ladle I had placed.
“Apppa! Daddy!!! Let’s go with Daddy!!!”
“Ah………..”
Since he’s usually seen me cooking, he must have been interested in that. So I chose that
In fact, if Eden told me to choose, I could have chosen anything else. But Eden thought of me and wanted to follow me, so he chose that.
………Honestly, I felt like tears would come out of that fact. I’m not usually someone who sheds tears often, but when I’m with Eden, they often come out.
“Hey, why are you crying on such a good day?”
“I’m not crying”
“Baby, pretend not to be”
“If you have children, you will know this feeling.”
Father’s heart is the law that only father knows. Children can never understand the hearts of their parents, but the day children become parents, they will be able to understand the hearts of their parents.
The Ryu family’s sons may be the head of their own family, but they are still children, not parents. There may be children who are like children, but it feels different when you raise them from the time they are babies.
“But I think he will become a chef when he grows up? I hope he looks like his father.”
“I’m going to teach you how to cook, but… But knowledge is the problem. I have to teach you professionally, but I’m a little hard on myself.”
I don’t know if Eden will walk the path of a chef or not, but at least if he does, I will fully support it.
All parents want their children to be better than themselves. Parents pushing their children were all misguided actions stemming from such feelings.
“Did you pick the ladle? The kid looks like his dad.”
“It’s not a bad choice. I’m not going to starve anywhere.”
“If Eden becomes a chef, it would be nice to have a planet for food supply.”
“Oh, there is one suitable planet next to the one I said I would give you, how about that?”
The guests talked about various things. It is mainly about the future of Eden.
Anyway, with this, one of the first birthday party events is over. In fact, there was little to do after that other than eating and playing.
It’s okay to give gifts later. Now you can just relax and enjoy yourself.
“How about cooking? I made plenty, but looking at what I’m eating now, I wonder if it’s not enough.”
“I think Jesu is carrying everything by herself and eating it.”
“Yongje, take care of your wife. How can you keep eating?”
“Because there are not many opportunities to eat dishes of this quality to your heart’s content. Even if I want to ask my brother, there are many times when I do not have enough time due to work.”
“Well, it’s nice to see you eating well because it’s delicious.”
Among the guests, if you had to pick the person who ate the best, it would be Ren, Yongje’s wife. It was because she was eating very well, whether it was because her physical abilities surpassed that of an ordinary elf, so she had a high metabolism, or she was her natural instinct.
Maybe I ate a quarter of the dishes I prepared today by myself. At least that’s the proportion because the rest of the members are gluttons with enough to eat for several people.
“By the way, if you cook like you, wouldn’t you be able to target Cook Road as well? Skills aren’t absolute, but sometimes you follow your parent’s traits. If you have ‘sensation’ skills, you have some hope.”
“Oh, well-informed Lucian. Let’s get down to business.”
He is a faction of absolute destiny, but for today, he did not care about the faction and gathered in one place.
Thanks to that, we had a drink while sharing a glass with each other, so the atmosphere was quite soft. I’m worried that the first birthday party can be over by today.
“Abilities usually arise in response to great emotions or wills. Although they need their own qualities, they are powers that can be awakened by anyone. And the ability to awaken is also affected by one’s own talents.”
“If you think about that guy too, it’s because I learned and mastered the martial arts Thousand Killer that I created after figuring out the algorithm for ‘interference’, and then acquired the ability of ‘interference’ through that.”
“Actually, Master hasn’t awakened a single ability. Is it because he’s unmanned?”
“You bastard, are you talking behind my back there?”
“Ahhhhh !!!!”
If you think about it, there is not a single person who has awakened his ability among the innocent warriors from Moorim like Samjeol and Seon-yi. Perhaps it is because of the nature of the Murim people.
Murim people usually don’t like to become strong through methods other than martial arts. Of course, he covets famous swords or elixirs, but in the end, the essence is to use and develop martial arts more effectively. Couldn’t it be because of this, he subconsciously thought of his powers other than martial arts as apostles and didn’t awaken them?
“It’s a convincing theory, but there aren’t enough cases to prove it.
“Considering the proportion of transcendentalists, it would be about 3 for warriors and 7 for wizards. Well, there are other kids with superpowers or psychic abilities.”
“By the way, what were we talking about and we moved over there?”
“Oh right”
Anyway, the point of the story we were talking about now is whether or not Eden can awaken his ability if he later awakens his ability.
As we turned our attention to Lucian again, Lucian, who was drinking spicy yukgaejang soup, which is perfect for a side dish with alcohol, continued the conversation he had been talking about earlier.
“In the end, if there is a blood relationship, the personality is also similar. If so, there is a fairly high probability of awakening the ability through a similar situation. Besides, seeing that child, the soul is new.
“Looking at the child’s soul, what’s new?”
Of course, that’s not absolute. Apart from talent, the awakening of ability was a blessing in disguise. If I raised Eden, there was a high probability that he would not be able to awaken his abilities, even though he could become a transcendent.
The basic condition to become a Lord is 2 abilities. Awakening such an ability in itself is proof that the person’s life was not smooth.
It’s a dilemma. In order for Eden to awaken his ability, he has to roll wildly, but to do that would break my or Shion’s heart, and I’m worried that if I don’t do that, I’ll just make him a transcendental person, where he’ll get hit and die.
“If you have absolute support, a fucking long time, and great talent, you can become a loader even if you don’t have much experience, but it’s a bit like using it for a child.”
“Am I dissing now?”
“To be honest, isn’t it right to be older? If not, would you like to try it here?”
“I don’t have a hobby of fighting and fighting. Why bother fighting?”
“When a guy like that gets into an accident, does he come out?”
“If I’m going to say that, then I’m not the only one, but the worst should be grouped together too, right?”
“He has an indulgence because he is the father of the first birthday party today”
“Oh, that can’t be helped”
In the midst of talking, Yongje secretly brought up a story he had told the other day. If I had to ask what the story was, it was Mary’s story.
I thought I would just end my life in one dimension, but honestly, I didn’t know that I would step into the transcendent and pursue it like this.
“By the way, haven’t you met Mary?”
“No news yet. There must be a lot going on.”
“Are you a woman’s problem again?”
“Mister Death Lord. Why are you suddenly fighting?!”
“Honestly, you were the one with the most women.”
“Yes, I’m a half-body Berserker with no integrity. Is that okay?!?!”
But she honestly couldn’t help it!!!! A girl who likes things like me, if I don’t reach out to her, she’s going to be a virgin for the rest of her life, so she’s much better off swearing at me than doing that!!!!
I can’t talk to these same idiots. A person who has had many loved ones does not know that there is such a situation.
Of course, the best among them is our Zion. Even if I bring all the people I’ve loved so far, it’s not better than Zion.
“By the way, time goes by so fast. Sometimes I wonder if it’s the end of the Dream Lord’s marriage, but now he even has a child.”
“Me too. It was fun watching all of your siblings talk about virginity.”
“No, when the hell are you talking about?”
“It’s recent by the standards of transcendentalists, bastard. The Absolute of Creation must have thought that the family would be cut off after seeing you.”
“You bring out the story of your father?! You crossed the line!!!!”
If there is a characteristic of the Ryu family, it is that all the children are sukmaek. Despite being the transcendentalists who have lived for a long time, they were idiots who blushed and turned their heads when they saw a naked woman.
Of course, that doesn’t mean I’m going to go there, but…Thanks to that, the Ryu family’s sons once had a history of being titled as virgins.
I said, pointing to Gray first.
“Sympathy Archmage”
“Keuheuk!!!!”
Then Phantom.
“King of sympathy”
“Keep?!”
Next, the solvent Lykalion.
“King of sympathy”
“Keuheum……!!!”
Finally, Ryujin.
“Emperor King”
“Ugh……”
The nickname at that time was still damaged. It’s been a while since I got the sympathy ticket off, but it seems like I’ve suffered quite a lot in the meantime.
While we were talking, Eden walked over and approached me from where the women were talking. She then stretches out her arms and begs for milk.
“Dad, Mamma, Mamma”
“Hey, our Eden. Do you want to eat? Wait a minute.”
“Huh? Don’t you breastfeed your baby? Why does he come to you and not Jesu?”
I ignored Lucian’s words and first dissolved all the alcohol in my body. Originally, you had to drink alcohol and wait a day before you could breastfeed your baby, but that was meaningless in the body of a transcendent.
No, in the first place, the alcohol I drink now suppresses my body functions as much as possible and I was deliberately getting drunk. Two seconds was enough for Eden to be able to nurse.
And I changed into a woman’s body. In an instant, the hair extends beyond the shoulder blades and goes in and out of the top and bottom.
“Come on, let’s eat Eden”
“Ahhhhh !!!
“Oh my God, the absolute of creation!!!!”
“No, why is my dad here?!?!”
“Hey, cover your chest!!! You can see everything!!!!”
“Evacuate!!! Evacuate!!!!”
“It’s the chest that calls Kkuk Kuk!”
Most of the guys react this way. Of course, there were people who did not show any reaction, but the men of the Ryu family turned their heads away or avoided their seats in fright.
This bitch Breastfeeding a child isn’t lewd, it’s sacred. Now that they’ve taken off their children, it’s about time they can just ignore women’s breasts.
By the way, it’s a pretty violent reaction to say that I’ve been weaned in front of the kids who are old. As I handed over to Eden, I asked them why.
“Why so serious?”
“No, that line here?!”
Ah, the nature of dog drip without even knowing it.
Anyway, when the situation calmed down, Gray explained slowly. However, while explaining, his gaze was turned away to avoid looking at my breasts.
“It’s not as easy as changing the body just because it’s a prosthesis. Even if you can change the features and hair color, changing the gender to the opposite and adjusting the milk to come out right away is not possible without trying.”
“You can do it”
“Because we were born as men, we’ve been living as men? I’m also a surgeon, so even if I have knowledge about the female body, it’s hard to apply it directly to my body.”
“In short, it’s a matter of unconsciousness. You’ve been reincarnated over and over and the ratio of men and women in your mind is similar, and you’ve personally experienced a woman’s body, so changes are easy and quick, but you can’t even load normally.”
“I can transform into a cat beast, but I can’t change my gender.”
“Look”
………Ah, I see.
Usually, once you die, it’s the end, so most of the guys who became loaded have a fixed gender. When they are born, they act as they were born and as long as there is nothing special, their gender is the same.
The perception that you are a man has been ingrained in you since you were born, but just because you have a body that you can change at will doesn’t mean you can change into a woman. Even if you can do it, the efficiency will be poor or halfway.
This was only possible for me as a reincarnated person, having experienced both male and female bodies. It was quite fun to do something that only I could do.
“Stop muggle”
“Oh, did Eden eat it all? Then let’s burp”
I patted Eden on the back slowly to induce him to burp. And not long after, I heard Eden’s little and cute burp.
I wondered if she was going to sleep now that she had eaten, but as if she was still playing, Eden was stretching her hand toward Cheshire.
“Kkoya!!! Let’s play!!!”
“Ughhh! Human babies sleep a lot like cats, but this kid doesn’t seem to sleep!!!!”
You have to play well to sleep well at dawn, so I dropped Eden off and let him play with Cheshire. Thanks to you, only Cheshire is going through hardships……. No, in this case, is it a cat going through hardships? It’s hard anyway
I’m going to talk again after sending Eden, but there are still a few guys who turn their eyes away. Of course, some of them are the sons of the Ryu family.
“Where are you looking, you bastard. Is my body at such a level that you can’t see it?”
“No, isn’t that what you normally have to say when you see it?!”
“I don’t really like bragging about my body anywhere, either.
It’s hard to do it by force, but it was a lot of fun to do it like this. It’s quite interesting to think that this is also their human side, to blush with something like a woman’s breasts despite being transcendental.
I gently lifted my upper lip to show my chest. She didn’t even wear a bra, so her bouncing breasts were exposed.
“Aaaaah what are you doing!!!!!”
“Neuu brothers-in-law don’t have anything like this!!!!!”
“Is there?”
“……Ah, except for you, Ryujin. Master’s breasts are much bigger than mine.”
Master’s breasts are probably large enough to breastfeed and raise even if she gives birth to quadruplets. It’s too big for me, so I’m worried about getting in the way of moving, but that chest is no different from a dimensional level treasure.
Master’s jjijji is the best jjijji in the dimension!!!!
“Do you want to drink my breast milk? Spring breast milk is delicious”
“Who’s not a door and a baby?
“To say that this bastard is dirty with breast milk needed to feed a baby. He’s like a guy who’s never raised a child before.”
“What’s the matter?”
“Hee hee, Transcendentalists are shit!!! Breastfeeding!!!!!”
“Aaaaa!!!!!”
As I pretended to squeeze a little, all the men of the Ryu family ran away as if a grenade had been thrown.
Well, actually, it’s just a threat and a joke. I don’t play with my food. You’re going to eat breast milk, right?
And Cheshire, who was watching him playing with Eden next to him, murmured.
Haha, it’s a piece of shit”
You are a cat!!!