Chapter 846 – [Birthday of Chaos]

After handing over to Eden, I was about to return to being a man, but I saw Zion beckoning me from the other side.

I want something, so I go to the table over there. Then Shion gives me a chair.

“Since you’ve become a woman, you should also join this talk.”

“No!!!! I’m a guy!!!!”

“Apart from your teacher, hearing that from the person with the biggest breasts isn’t convincing.”

“……Can I join a seat like this?”

“If you think about it, isn’t it just that the male to female ratio is slightly more on the female side mentally? You can join in.”

“This is why reincarnated people are true”

After Eden took care of himself, the table was divided into two.

One is the place of the men I was chatting with the kids from just before. And the other is the seat of the women where Zion was sitting.

It’s not really discriminatory, but that’s what we’re talking about. In particular, women’s chatter is different from men’s chatter, so the atmosphere itself is different.

It was extremely rare for women transcendentalists, transcendental species, or transcendental wives to gather in one place like this. Even if they did get together, it was difficult to talk lightly because most of them were in fairly public places.

………To be honest, it’s not like the men left the women alone, it’s just that they’re gathered separately because they’re pushed around by women’s chatter and it’s inconvenient to sit there. No, if you’re like me, would you like to hear about your brother’s or friend’s sex life?

There are virgins, but there is no woman who doesn’t like erotic things. If you say it with your mouth, it’s because you haven’t had sex properly. When men get together in the same way, they only talk about three things: games, erotic things, and sports, but it was the same with women.

“Wait!!!! This seat is a woman’s hole, and a man’s should look for a manhole!!!!”

“Nuri, are you the gatekeeper?”

“Anyway, this is a women’s seat, so I’ll check if you have the qualifications of a woman!!!!!”

“So what are you trying to check?”

“I just need to prove that you are a woman!!!!”

“If you have to ask me if I’m a woman or a man, I’ll say I’m a man. That’s why I’m leaving this place.”

As I tried to stand up again, Shion grabbed my wrist.

It’s a very delicate hand that can’t be shaken off enough, but it’s Zion’s, so it was an effective restraint method for me more than anything else.

“My husband is also a woman”

“The proof?”

“I’ve been beaten”

“Admit”

“Don’t admit it with that?!?!?!”

No!!!! I’ve been impaled by Zion!!!! I was really stuck!!!!!!

I haven’t been with her since I became Lord, but when I was reincarnated as a woman, I tried to switch the male and female positions of Shion and her. To be honest with that, I had nothing to say.

“Uhehe! Treat a man like a woman and you’ll become a woman!”

“By that logic, if you treat a woman like a man, you’ll become a man.”

“Anyway, it’s a woman who knows the pleasures of females!!”

“Hey!!! Sleep!!!!”

“Meme?! Mister, was that Futanari?!?!”

“You guys do it in moderation”

Nuri and Gad-Ruri-Ruri communicate with each other only when they are at odds with each other. Before saying that poles and poles are connected, they just have similar tendencies.

Anyway, Shion even stopped me, but it was better to just sit here. Still, the ratio of men inside is higher, so women talk a little bit, but.

“By the way, Mr. Shion. Does she get very sick when she gives birth?”

“At that time, I thought I was really going to die.”

The subject of the conversation was the story of Zion’s childbirth. There are a few people who have had children, including me, but the percentage of people who have never had a child is higher.

Besides, since it was also the first birthday party, I had to be more concerned. In particular, even now, some of the women were looking at Eden playing with Cheshire as if they were lovely.

“Shion has a body like that, and Eden is so good that I feel that way more. The degree of pain will vary from person to person, but she is still very painful even at the bare minimum.”

“Still, it’ll hurt less than being stabbed in the stomach with a knife. Isn’t it enough if you give it strength?”

“Master. Depending on the situation, there are times when you have to cut open the stomach and take out the baby without anesthesia.”

“…………”

Of course, the world has improved these days, so there are plenty of anesthetics that can be used during childbirth as well as ways to reduce pain. It’s Shion, it was hard because she gave birth while experiencing all the pain due to her stubbornness.

But even so, there is minimal pain. As the pelvis spreads and the vagina relaxes, the pain of the child coming out is excruciatingly painful. It is not for nothing that the pain of childbirth occupies the top rank among the pains that humans can feel.

“My daughter, when she came in it was so nice, but when she came out, I don’t know why she hurt her mother so much.”

“Oh, it’s not like that”

“Poo-hip?!?!”

I was caught off guard by Shion’s sex drip and then blew it out. To be honest, when it comes to dripping, Shion can’t be bothered, but she didn’t expect that she would do such an explicit sex drip here.

Upon hearing her sex drip, her reactions were divided into two. The first was the married women who sympathized with her and laughed at her, and the second was the ladies who blushed or did not understand her.

“Does it ever come in before the baby is born? Isn’t that a contradiction?”

“This side doesn’t understand the metaphor. Just like discharged soldiers don’t get enough time, Hanon doesn’t get enough water.”

“Ah, was it a metaphor? Then, in this case, what came in was not a baby, but the worst kind of reproduction…”

“Uh-huh, sex drip is not fun if you explain it blatantly. In the first place, the drip itself failed at the point where it had to be explained!!!!”

“Hmm, the world of gag material called drip seems profound. Because people’s emotions are mixed, it’s as difficult as predicting chaos.”

“In the first place, it’s impossible to calculate. If chaos could be calculated, it wouldn’t have been like a 1st dimensional war.”

Again, the pain of childbirth ranks high among the pains that humans can feel.

Nevertheless, it was not that there were no people who gave birth to multiple children, such as second and third. It is because the pain is not just pain, but accompanies a fair price.

“But it was worth the pain. Every time I think of the pain at that time, I think it was worth the pain when I see Eden’s face.”

“I feel the same way. The child is very cute. If I can give birth to a child like that, I think I can endure the pain.”

“If you make other people’s children think that way, what would it be like if it were my own?”

Transcendents have a long lifespan, so planning for children is slow. There are many transcendental people who have human sensibilities, but because of that, they spend a much longer newlywed life.

No, considering me and Shion too, we’ve been newlyweds for thousands of years. It’s not about having children now, it’s about having them early.

However, having a child after a long time was the momentum for a baby boom. To that extent, our Eden was very cute.

“There’s something else I’d like to tell you instead… You should think that everyone here is a transcendental wife, or that you’re a transcendental person, so your baby will be born as a superior child instead of a normal baby?”

“Chehehe, I was really sick when I gave birth.”

“Ah, Nuri, if you know it, you’ve had a childbirth experience. On the outside, you’re the youngest.”

She is the king of freedom She married a good person, lived with her, and had children. Contrary to her appearance, she is a married woman……. No, is she a widow now that she is free?

Of course, the children he gave birth to were raised well. But like me, that’s only up to a certain point. She has grandchildren, great-grandchildren, and when her spouse dies, she leaves too.

For a transcendental person who lives a long time, it is not uncommon for a person to come out of a lifespan. Rather, it is a common problem.

Anyway, Nuri was one of the few who had childbirth experience. Even if it’s not, I get along well with Shion, but thanks to that, they look like sisters now.

“Ira… Giving birth is a problem, but raising it is also a problem.”

“Yong Ha-yeon, you’re still enjoying your honeymoon. It’s almost like you’re just married.”

“Come to think of it, don’t you have a separate wedding?”

“I thought it would be good to start dating first, so I deliberately delayed it. Besides, if I were to have a wedding, it would seem like a festival would happen.”

“It’s not like that”

I don’t belong anywhere, and I’m not a representative anywhere. Even the Mars civilization had already perished long ago, and before that, the round had died and had been skipped, so even if it did, he had no intention of reigning as the owner of that place again.

However, Gray is still the owner of Delta Castle, Castle Lord. When he said that he was getting married, it was not just an individual matter, but a matter of great national importance.

In short, it is said that today’s Eden cannot be as quiet and simple as a first birthday party. The members who came to the birthday party today are outstanding, but that’s just saying that the quality of the guests is high, and isn’t the money just going into the national budget?

By the way, these guys at Delta Castle are holding a festival even for Gray’s birthday as an anniversary and a holiday. Thanks to you, I can’t have a birthday party quietly.

“There’s nothing more annoying than celebrating a transcendental person’s birthday. I’m skipping birthdays too.”

“This is why people who have it are uncomfortable”

“If it’s not popular, it’ll be a reason to stop it.”

Gray is extremely popular in Delta Castle. I don’t know his personality, but at least his looks and abilities prove it. Besides, isn’t he the one who founded Delta Castle?

Admiring him as a god……. No, faith in the absolute is rather like blasphemy, so even if he admires or admires him, at least the residents of Delta Castle hate him.

So he throws everything out saying he doesn’t want to work sometimes, and even if he goes on a trip, he always gets elected if he votes.

To sum it up, it’s like this.

Gray: Please allow me to retire!!!

Residents of Delta Castle: No words!!!

In this situation, what would Gray’s position be?

“Oh, were you talking about our son?”

“Ahhhhh, the mother came.

“Ah, why are you reacting like that?”

In the middle of the conversation, the Absolute of Destruction, who was choosing something to eat from the prepared dishes, entered his seat. If you think about it, she is also a married woman who deserves to be in this position.

Besides, among them, he had two children, and at least he was a person with greater experience than Shion.

“Even if you are an absolute person, giving birth to a child is difficult. When Gray was born, it was really painful.”

“No, I think that’s a separate issue.”

Even if you call a doctor, there’s no way they’ll be able to make something like a medicine that works for the Absolute. At least, the only ones that can affect the Absolute are the multitude of Lords, or the Absolute.

Thanks to that, even if she gave birth to her child, she would have had to give it her life without any of her anesthesia. Since the natural resistance of the absolute is more than a rod, it would have been damn hard to do a caesarean section.

“But she had a second child because having a child is worth it. Honestly, it’s worth it.”

“Hmm, secondly…”

“Shion, aren’t you thinking that way?!

At least, I’ll think about it when Eden became an adult and became self-reliant. She was too soon to have a child of her own, no matter how much he wanted her brother.

However, the Absolute of Destruction instigates such Zion. Even if it’s not intentional, it’s rather a problem.

“But it’s better to have a second child. The child feels more secure and likes it when he has a younger brother than when he is alone.”

“………..”

“Ahhhhh !!!!

“It’s meaningless to say that on a subject that has no meaning to one’s energy.”

“Being full of energy and that’s a different matter!!!!!”

Moreover, Shion’s limit is now higher than before, so the amount of sucking from me has increased considerably. It’s almost like a difference between a child and an adult.

Thanks to that, I’m the only one who suffers…… Because if I want to satisfy them properly, I’ll have to set aside a few days.

But for now, thanks to Eden, it’s okay because he cares about that. Still, it’ll be decades, so it’ll pass quickly.

“By the way, Mister. It suddenly came to my mind, can I ask you something?”

“Ask your father, the Phantom, about how babies come to be.”

“Ah, I’m not a kid, so there’s no way I wouldn’t know that.”

And Cien, who was indifferent to the conversation while she was eating, joined the battle.

But something feels ominous. I want to feel this feeling, but it was such a story that even I could not have predicted.

“When I was fighting Lulu before, I saw her in a strange mood. Didn’t something happen with you?”

“……………..”

Relatively recently, I’ve had a lot of encounters with Lulu. Twice in 300 years seems like a small amount, but it belongs to quite a lot if you are a transcendental person.

If you meet someone who lives in units of thousands or tens of thousands of years, and you meet them in units of 100 years, honestly, don’t you meet often? I’m guessing it’s about once every few months?

But when it comes to me and Lulu, it’s ambiguous to say what kind of relationship it is. It’s not too bad to be called an enemy… And it’s quite ambiguous to be called a friend.

“I think I know a little about it because I’m silent. So I did it or not?”

“I didn’t!”

“But it’s safe to say that we’re at least able to answer those questions, right?”

“No!!!! There’s a trap here?!?!”

Nuri smiled at me from the side and said while posing as pulling out something.

“Captain, I fell for the trap of the little man!!!!!!”

“You Just Activated My Trap Card!!!!”

“You shut up”

Sienne thought a little about my reaction, and then she concluded with a nod of her head.

“Well, since I understand the character of the old man, it doesn’t really matter if I do things with Lulu. To be honest, he and I don’t get along very well.”

“It’s not like that”

Just like the popular belief that anyone who meets a doppelganger will die, if a bloodier meets the original, they will fight until one of them dies. That’s why Lulu is a bloody one based on Ciennes. She often fights.

“But even if I forgive, will my dad forgive me!!!!!”

“What?!?!”

Then, I saw the phantom who was talking at the table next to me growling and approaching.

“What did you do with a kid like my daughter?”

Aww, this is scary even for me!!!!

I shouldn’t have made Shion a widow!!!!!