Chapter 864 – [Storm’s Parenting Diary]
Hannon’s interest in Eden continued until evening.
Even Eden, who had a lot of activity, complained that he was tired because he was receiving so much Hanon’s attention. So, Zion took Eden into the house, put him to sleep, and came out.
“Are you not going to see me anymore today?”
“Human children need sleep. And young children need it even more. At least they will sleep for today.”
“It’s a pity that I can’t see you more today.”
After all, they are guests too. It’s only natural to leave after the party.
Looking at it roughly, even by human standards, there are not one or two guys who will come sooner or later and Eden wants to meet again. Considering the cases where those who wouldn’t be able to come because they were busy with other things, it was the common opinion of all Hanon that they actually wanted to see Eden.
Oh, what are you busy with? Among the male and female Hanon, there are Hanon who are secretly attached to each other. It was something to know what to do after going back.
This place is a gathering of Hanons who came to meet Eden, but on the other hand, it felt like a blind date. Besides, since Eden is a baby, Hanon is more interested in raising children and breeding……. Of course, he has no choice but to find a mate.
“Because it was just luck in the past. We met each other while wandering around, and the masculine and feminine sides would become together.”
“What if it’s the same gender?”
“We just exchange information and move on.”
“How are you guys really surviving from generation to generation? No, they say we have to control the population, but finding needles in the sand is more than normal.”
So the number of objects is small and the situation is shit.
I glanced at the Absolute of Creation, but he only shrugged.
“By the way, there are a lot of people in my country who don’t want to be seated today. Shall we arrange another seat next time?”
“Then, when are you going to come?”
“Well, how about coming every day to respond as well as I do?”
“I thought the Hanon kids were big, but they just didn’t have a moderation.”
Personally, I welcome guests, but even so, I’m a bit reluctant to have them come every day.
Besides, me and Zion also have a life. It was rare that a relative I knew lived nearby and came every day to be as cumbersome and annoying as that.
It’s good to do everything in moderation, but if you do it every day, you get tired of it.
“If you want to see Eden, how about setting up a separate social networking site?”
“Yes?”
At that time, Janna, who had been quiet, brought out her unexpected opinion.
“When I think about it, what Hannon lacks most is not emotions, but social skills. Since he roams the universe alone, he is not even given an opportunity to realize his emotions.”
“That’s a pretty good theory. So what are you going to do with that SNS?”
“I will operate the site with a server in the dimension of the Abeloa civilization where I am based. If only Hanon is allowed to access it and Eden’s photos or videos are uploaded there, Hanon who will be born later will see it and want to have children. Wouldn’t it? It could also serve as a recording medium.”
“Well, it’s not like Eden is still a child.”
Eden is like Hanon, but he is human. She eventually grows up.
She was a big kid even when she was born, but even bigger now. That is proof that Eden is growing up, and even after 10 years, he will not have the cuteness of a child, but the beauty of a beautiful woman.
Of course, he would be cute then, but he wouldn’t look at me as a child like he does now. It’s not that Shion intentionally sprayed something like nanomachines to shoot Eden in seconds.
All that remains is memories. If you have a photo to remind you of those memories, you will feel nostalgic. Even for that, the recording media had to be left behind.
“But, looking at the pictures and videos, will Eden recognize that he is the same kind?”
“It was said that it was made on a server, but Hanon is the one who uploads photos and videos anyway. Unless you upload it from a computer, it’s okay because you can feel the unique reaction that only Hanon can know because various information is uploaded in a complex way.”
“Then I’m glad”
Let’s leave that part to Janna. Later, you can ask Shion to send Eden pictures and videos.
Anyway, the party came to an end. The Hannons gave off a look of regret and promised the next one and went back one by one.
And the Absolute of Creation also rose from his seat. I don’t think I ate much, but I ate a lot unexpectedly, so I think I ate more than I did.
This person is a bit of a glutton.
“I ate well. It’s been a while since I’ve eaten such delicious food. Thanks to you, I was happy.”
“If you learned to cook as a hobby, I think you’d make it better than me.”
“I could just think of and create a perfectly delicious dish from scratch, but… That’s not cooking, is it?”
“That’s right”
“We don’t even need to eat in the first place, so things like cooking simply come from taste. How many people learn cooking skills when they don’t need to eat?”
Cooking is a must. Even if you eat one meal a day, if you make it with your own hands, you can cook 365 times a year.
Three times that of eating three meals a day. You can practice cooking over a thousand times. However, the absolute can survive without eating, and in the end, cooking becomes nothing more than something to satisfy the taste buds.
What should I say… Humans have to eat to live, so if cooking technology develops to satisfy that eating, the absolute doesn’t need to eat in the first place, so there’s no reason to develop it.
It’s not that I don’t like delicious food, but learning to cook for myself is another thing.
“I’m leaving. Oh, can you say hello to Pate later?”
“If that’s the case, why don’t you go and see the face yourself?”
“Because of the second one, I can’t see it because I can’t come out of my realm. To enter the realm of another absolute, I need at least the power of one absolute.”
If the Absolute wants to survive once, there is no answer here. Absolutes each have their own individual dimension, and it is a realm that is difficult to enter even for the same Absolute as belonging to the inviolable level.
Likewise, even the Absolute of Creation needed the power of one Absolute to forcibly enter the realm of the Absolute of Destiny. In the past, during the 1st Dimensional War, when the Absolute of Chaos burned like that, the Absolute of Destruction opened the way instead, and the Absolute of Creation entered and settled it.
That’s why it’s hard for phantoms to stop when the Absolute of Destiny is in their domain.
That guy has the output of three absolutes, but entering that area inevitably consumes the power of one absolute or more. In the end, he has to deal with the Absolute of Destiny with the strength of two people, but in that case, it is difficult to press with the output.
You can do it, but even the Absolute of Destiny won’t be able to touch it. There is no way that a phantom with bad brains could win a number fight against the Absolute of Destiny who calculates the rate of causality, so if he didn’t have overwhelming power, he would just play around.
That phantom knows that too, and deliberately only aims for absolutes of destiny who come out of his realm. He’s an idiot, but he’s not an idiot.
“Ah, before I go, I’d like to give him a present…Which do you prefer, Creation, Evolution, or Blessing?”
“It’s hard to choose because all three are amazing?!?!?”
Besides Blessing, there are two other things that are unfamiliar, but they are also very amazing.
One is the aura of creation that evokes a strange affinity unique to the absolute of creation. However, unlike its original purpose, when used for combat purposes, it becomes a shield that becomes resistant to all attacks.
Since the creature cannot resist the majesty of the Creator, in fact, attacks other than the same absolute being do not work. The load’s attack will be halved if it is not at a certain level.
The second one is the aura of evolution…… This is what Gilhyun should have, but it’s difficult to use, but if you can use it, it’s possible to instantaneously embody the possibility that your future self will reach.
If it’s hard to understand, it’s good to think of evolution from Digimon as the name suggests. The reason why it’s not a Pokemon is that it returns when its usage time is over.
Finally, the blessing of the Absolute of Creation. This was a very helpful blessing in making and developing something.
The era of creation that came after the creation of the world. In that period before the First Dimensional War, technology was very advanced. The number of Lords was more than now, and it was a very prosperous era.
His blessing was such that the effect of the age was limited to the individual. For blue collar workers and inventors, it would be a blessing they would want to obtain even if they sold their souls.
“It’s a bit worrying. The others have been decided and I’ve been able to pick them up at least…… Can I talk to Shion for a moment?”
“It’s okay. Let’s talk calmly.”
This was about Eden’s future. So I can’t just decide on my own. The Absolute gave us 3 options, but if possible, we should choose the one that is most helpful to Eden.
When I told Shion about this, Shion seemed to be quite worried.
“Well, this is a pretty happy worry.”
“Because it’s hard for ordinary people to get one in their lifetime. Our Eden is blessed.”
What should I choose… Honestly, I like all three, but it’s better to think about Eden’s future. Besides, there are some disadvantages as well as advantages.
When used well, the aura of creation does not require a lot of defensive skills or equipment, but it creates a favorable atmosphere like the absolute creator of creation. Even so, I feel a little like that because I have the protection of the absolute of nature, but when that is added, Eden’s life becomes easy mode.
The absolute of nature is not a blessing, but a protection. Since it was transmitted indirectly through the tree of birth, it is safe because it does not work for people with intelligence, even if it is an animal.
The next problem is that it is difficult to write an evolutionary aura. It doesn’t affect the usual, but I use it that much, but the hurdles are high, so if I’m picky, I may not be able to use it for the rest of my life.
Finally, the blessing side is the only one that has no disadvantages. It’s good to just receive it.
“Isn’t that a blessing too?”
“There will be nothing left of it”
No matter what kind of person Eden grows up to be, unless he is an absolute destroyer, he will create something and develop. But the blessing of the Absolute of Creation will be useful.
Shion and I decided to bless it, and when we shared our opinions, the Absolute of Creation nodded with a bigger smile than usual.
“I knew you would choose that. That child needs it too.”
“Do you need it?”
“A later story. If I explain in detail, it would be a spoiler, but honestly, that wouldn’t be fun, would it?”
“You read Eden’s causality.”
“If you’re Lord, you can read that much, right?”
“I’m afraid I can’t watch it”
“Well, I was like that when Gray was born.”
Anyone who is absolute can get a glimpse of their destiny. It’s just that it’s possible as long as the Absolute of Destiny permits it, so if she hides it, she won’t see it.
Regarding Eden, if the Absolute of Destiny did not separately hide the causal law, it would be very simple for the Absolute of Creation to see the future of Eden.
“Eden needs it… You’re not making something strange, are you?”
“What are you mainly thinking about?”
“They say they resemble Shion and realize their romance, but then they make something like Doraemon’s earth-destroying bomb…”
“That’s not it. I would have made a bomb that would blow up an entire system, not just one star.”
“Look, at this time, I don’t want you to look like your mother.”
“You’re having a hard time stopping strangers from leaving.”
“It’s more extreme after having a baby”
Haha, it’s just like Ruin. When a woman becomes a mother, she must be all the same”
As a result, the Absolute of Creation shakes his head to see if my worries are futile.
“Your child will grow up to be a very proud child. Especially in the field in which he will walk, he will become famous all over the world by creating something very groundbreaking.”
“Oh, is it a prophecy?”
“At that time, I’ll bring Ruin and visit her. Sometimes it would be nice for me to go on a date with her wife.”
After saying that, the Absolute of Creation approached Eden, who was sleeping soundly, and gave her a blessing while stroking her hair.
“[Creative ideas always come unexpectedly]”
In an instant, a mighty causality surged. It was something I couldn’t see or feel.
After that, the Absolute of Creation prepared to return to the real world. Split the dimension, open the rift and wave goodbye.
“Then see you next time”
The Absolute of Creation, who came like a storm, left promising the next.
* * * *
Me and Shion stayed alone and talked while watching Eden sleep soundly.
“Perhaps what the Absolute of Creation said was about cooking, right?”
“Maybe it is.”
If it were a simple inventor or production line, the Absolute of Creation would not have deliberately promised to come next time.
Technological development is a matter of course, and although they may be satisfied with it, they do not come to see it in person. The absolute of creation in charge of the concept of creation was such a being.
However, cooking is different. You can eat it, not eat it. You don’t see it or experience it, but you don’t know unless you put it in your mouth.
Besides, it’s not anyone else, but the absolute pride of destruction and the two of them are coming, so it’s a joke. When I go on a date with Shion, I also look for a good restaurant first.
“Our Eden will be a cook with absolute guarantees. I hope she becomes a better cook than her dad.”
It’s such a groundbreaking dish that absolute people come and taste it.
It seems like I said it before, but for them, rice is not a necessity, but a symbol. It was okay to eat or not to eat.
If it’s a dish that makes such an absolute person move on its own, I honestly want to try it too.
“Aren’t you envious?”
“What?”
“Then doesn’t Eden have better cooking skills than you?”
“What about that?”
All parents want their children to be better than they are.
At least, Ji-hee’s mother from the house across from us pushes Ji-hee that way because she wants her to become a better person than she is. Even if it’s something that ruins Jihee.
If Eden is better at cooking than me, that’s what I hoped for. I will use all my cooking knowledge as food for Eden.
“I knew you would say that.”
“By the way, groundbreaking cuisine, what the hell are you really making?”
“Aren’t you making something like dimensional cuisine?”
“Don’t say scary things!!!! You’re also a dimensional species!!!!!”
“If Eden is needed, at least limbs…”
“Heeek!!!! Cannibalism!!!!!”
I suddenly lost my appetite!!!! I can’t eat dinner tonight!!!!!
“Hmm… Come to think of it, I’m quite attracted to the play where all the limbs are cut off and treated like an onahole.”
“Hey hey hey hey hey hey!!!!!”
My wife’s masochistic tendency again!!!!!!
But when I see Xion with his limbs cut off, I die!!!!! Mentally, physically, willfully, all die!