Chapter 889 – [Storm’s Parenting Diary]

I changed into a Santa suit and even changed my gender to get out of the line of suspicion just in case. Ah, black hair might be a bit specific, so let’s change our hair to blonde.

After completely changing her appearance, there stood a blonde beauty she had never seen before. However, she is very beautiful unlike when she was a man.

Originally, when I was a woman, I was an ordinary beauty, but after becoming a road, I felt that I became a little prettier. Roughly from Miss Korea to Miss World?

“What do you want your code name to be?”

“What’s that?… If I had to call it, I’d call it Santa’s little helper.”

Haha, that’s a name you’d steal from Homer’s donuts.”

“It’s not small in many ways, but it is.”

Although there is no exposure, certain parts are tight despite the loose Santa suit. In particular, if it weren’t for the shawl that covered her shoulders, her chest would have been stretched out as it stretched, and she would teach children full of innocence how to become adults.

“Where do we go, dad?”

“Yeah, Daddy’s going to go somewhere with Santa. I’ll be back before I go to the sledding rink tomorrow with Eden, so are you going to bed early with her mom?”

“Uh!!!!!!!”

I boarded the sled. Because it was such a large sleigh, there was plenty of room for me to ride even with the mid-2-meter-tall Santa.

When Santa swung the reins on the reindeer, a sound like a whip was heard and the reindeer started running.

“Hohoho!!!! Then see you next year, Eden!!!!! If you’re a good kid, I’ll give you a ride on the sleigh next year!!!!!!”

“Wow!!!!!! I’ll be a good boy!!!!!!”

And the sled jumped straight up and started flying right away.

The direction is North…… No, I can’t believe I’m going to Pyongyang as it is!!!! Isn’t it the same thing? There may be children in North Korea, but isn’t it too early to openly say that?

“I’m going to turn off the recognition filter after I go to the North Pole and move around. I’m thinking of going around the globe a few times and recognizing the existence of it, then giving out presents in earnest.”

“Well, Santa originally lives in the North Pole… But that’s going to be a problem later.”

If Santa’s reaction appeared first at the North Pole, surely people would think that Santa’s residence is at the North Pole.

For children, it is a story that stimulates the innocence of children, but for adults, they will dispatch an investigation team to find out where Santa lives.

No, to be honest, it seems natural. They say that Santa lives in the North Pole, but I can’t stop going!!!!!

“Of course, additional work needs to be done on the North Korean side. Due to the situation there, I will collect all the gifts given to children and use them for various purposes.

“Will you grab Mr. Kim by the collar and shake him?”

“I’ll come here lightly with just one letter. If there is a bad adult who took away the children’s belongings in spite of this, I can’t guarantee that I’ll see you after Christmas next year.”

“I can hear the children’s heart breaking.”

“I’m just doing my duty as Santa. I’m just presenting ‘death’ to such bad adults.”

“It feels like I indirectly feel the fear of artificial intelligence that expands interpretation.”

Santa is a present giver.

Therefore, you can present death to bad adults.

In fact, it doesn’t have that restriction, and it’s because of the Krampus attribute mixed in, but I don’t think it’s particularly bad. Santa is a human too! If there is a bastard who is a bit human, you can beat him and kill him!!!!!

“Well, since it’s my first activity on this planet, I’ll try to refrain from murder. At best, I’ll be semi-paralyzed.”

“It’s more than killing.”

“We’ve arrived at the North Pole soon. Um, would you like a Coke for the polar bear?”

“Don’t talk back”

All of a sudden, what you see below is a white glacier. A land of extremes where the number of living beings is extremely small. A place where nothing but snow and ice can be seen.

If Eden saw it, it was his eyes!!!! I would have liked it. For soldiers, it is nothing more than dung from the sky, but for children, there is no better toy in winter than snow.

To be honest, with this amount of snow and ice, I think I could build an igloo.

“It would be better to start in earnest soon. I’m thinking of going around the Earth a few times around the North Pole, filming all the way to the South Pole, and handing out presents.”

“Are you going with the feeling of peeling fruit by roughly rotating it… There won’t be only one or two countries you’ll pass by. There’ll be a lot of pursuers.”

“If I can catch up”

Santa’s sleigh is just a sleigh on the outside, but it has a flying function and above all, it is a product of concentricity that can fly unaffected by the laws of physics.

Have you ever heard of Santa’s sleigh being shot down and crashing? The Santa of Christmas is the crystallization of concentricity. That’s why Santa on Christmas Day is invincible.

Why, even though it looks just like Marvel Comics, Santa is so strong that he can wear the Infinity Gauntlet. I guess it’s roughly the same.

“In that case, we’ll be leaving now!!!!! Hey!!!!!”

As Santa grabs the reins and swings, voila! With a sound, the reindeer began to gallop furiously.

Then, the surrounding background changes at once. Traces of human civilization began to come into sight little by little in the field of vision filled with white glaciers.

In a situation where you are flying at several times the speed of sound, you are sitting on a sled without any safety devices, but you don’t have to worry about safety or anything like that. It’s not because I’m a transcendent, but because it’s Santa’s sleigh, the safety equipment is perfect.

“Uh, what is it, the American continent is already visible?”

“America? It reminds me of the old days when you and Nightlord handed out presents on that Earth.”

“At that time, you openly said that there was Santa and worked while being escorted by fighter jets.”

“It was cumbersome, but it was quite comfortable. It was better than being bombarded with bullets.”

“No, what kind of guy is talking about Santa?”

“North Korea”

“It can’t be helped”

Santa Claus himself is a person who originated from Christmas, and his name is like that, so in North Korea, you will think that he is an agent of the US imperialists. In addition, it is hard to believe that Santa exists with common sense, but if you work in a closed puppet state like North Korea, of course there will be trouble.

Was it because I couldn’t afford to use anything other than fighters or missiles? Well, that’s pretty good

Upon reaching the American continent, we watched the night view. It is rare to see the night view of the city from this height, so it is best to see it when you can. It’s because there’s not one or two things you have to prepare for in order to do it at another time.

And after passing a few towns, the pursuers were attached. In the distance, you can hear the sound of fighter jets flying at high speed.

“As expected, it’s the United States, the response is fast, but was it the Aerospace Defense Command during Christmas? Isn’t it an exaggeration to say that they monitor Santa’s flight trajectory there?”

“Oh, that’s actually a lie to protect children’s innocence. At least on this Earth.”

“What, was it Gura?! Aaaaah, my innocence!!!!!”

At that time, Santa was flying fast and then slowed down. Thanks to that, the fighters following us flew side by side to our left and right, tracking us.

And in the middle of the day, the pilot who was controlling the fighter and the eyes meet. Regardless of who the several fighters were, they were staring at us, wide-eyed, in astonishment.

Haha!!!! Even as an adult, it’s always fun to realize your innocence!!!!!”

“They’ll just take a drink. If you say you flew with Santa, you won’t drink for the rest of your life!!!!”

By the way, if you intentionally slowed down even though you could overwhelmingly beat it, there must be a reason why?

At that, Santa gestured at me and pointed at the gift bags on the back of the sleigh.

“Do you see the fighter jet flying diagonally in the front left corner? Give that person the gift at the top of the gift package.”

“What, why?”

“I couldn’t go see my child because I was divorced and didn’t have the courage, but I’m a father who loves my child. It would be nice to give him a gift this time and let him meet.”

“Even if I gave it to them, the government kids would confiscate it and study this and that?”

“Anyway, after tomorrow passes, the distance to study will be empty and meaningless.”

“Oh, I guess that’s it too.”

Rarity comes from being rare. If there are hundreds of millions of them worldwide, there is no such thing as rare and sleeping.

Officially, it’s the first gift, so a premium will be added, but if there’s no problem, I’ll give it to the person who should have received it.

I rummaged through the gift package and pulled out the topmost one. How can I say it… How come I feel similar to a present and a man in a fighter jet.

“It means that dreams are connected. The gift I give you is the product of realizing a dream. So if parents and children are like blood ties, the dreams are connected and they feel similar.”

“Since it’s a gift from the child you’re going to receive, it’s natural that you’ll respond to the parents as well… Oh, the name of the recipient is David? Is that right?”

“That’s right. If you need it, there’s a tape there, so use it.”

I jumped off the sleigh with my gift and tape. Seeing me like that, I laugh at the pilots who react with flinch, and fly with telekinesis to approach the fighter in front of me.

And it lands on the glass window directly above the cockpit. If I were wearing a skirt, it would be in a position where I could see my underwear, but it’s okay because it’s pants. It’s okay to destroy the innocence of adults from time to time.

I tore off the tape and secured the present to the window. Perhaps because it was the magic tape used by Santa, the gift remained intact despite the fact that it flew at a speed far exceeding the speed of sound unless it was removed by hand.

I showed the label attached to the gift separately to the pilot who was making a shocked expression toward me.

It will have his son’s name written on it, David. The pilot’s eyes were startled in a different way.

I waved and flew back to the sled. It’s a bonus to greet the other pilots on the way back.

“Hey, aren’t people mistaken for Grandma Santa?”

“Where is a grandmother like you?”

“I’ve heard the line somewhere, but it must have a good meaning, right?”

Anyway, when the business was over, Santa sped up and passed them. The current technology of the earth cannot catch up with one of Santa’s sleigh.

And as time goes by, I feel the presence of Santa growing. In the end, time flies, so in a few more hours, Santa will reach Christmas time with the power of the highest peak.

“But there is also the issue of the International Date Line, and each country has different times. Where is the standard for Christmas time?”

“After all, isn’t it human beings who decide and recognize the day of Christmas? If the inhabitants of that civilization recognize it as Christmas, then that day is Christmas.”

“Ah, even if it’s still Christmas Eve on the other side of the world, there are times when it’s Christmas on the other side.”

It is only the intellectuals who have achieved civilization that take care of the concept of anniversary. Animals like dogs and cats do not take care of the day they were born. I don’t even have that intelligence.

In the end, the standard for Santa to celebrate Christmas was different depending on the perception of people in that civilization. If someone brainwashes all the earthlings and makes them think, ‘Today is Christmas!’, Santa will recognize it as Christmas and fly away.

However, in that case, the brainwashed person will not receive Santa Claus, but a Krampus Santa. Because real Christmas isn’t like that.

Anyway, leaving behind what happened in the Americas, we circled the Earth diagonally and reached Antarctica.

Unlike the North Pole, penguins stand out below. If Eden saw it, it was Pororo!!!! It seemed like they were going to play together while shouting.

“I came to Antarctica… Now it’s time for Christmas activities in earnest.”

“Five”

Santa’s power has now returned to close to 80% from 70% in its heyday. It’ll be 100% in a little while, but it’s strong enough to be active even now.

Before long, Santa, who was flying over Antarctica, began to use his powers in earnest. Then, with us at the head, dozens or hundreds of Santa’s alter egos appeared.

Even if you can accelerate by ignoring the laws of physics, it is impossible to cover this planet with just one Santa. But I have to give presents to the children…… In the end, Santa himself has no choice but to increase.

I’d like to think it’s similar to Korma, but the important part is different. In the end, all Cormas have the same main body, but the Santas here are all the same Santa.

“No matter how fast I use this clone and move, I don’t have enough time, so in the end I have no choice but to use something like time acceleration or time stop.”

“This is hard work”

Haha!!! But after it’s over, there are few things as rewarding as this!!!!”

Before long, the Santa sleigh squadrons began to diverge.

Some go to Europe, some to Asia, and some to the Americas. By the way, we will stop by Africa and then head to China.

It seems that the time to work hard is coming.

“I have to give Eden’s present first. There is no superiority or inferiority in the gifts of the children, but isn’t it Santa’s prerogative to decide which gift to give first?”

“I’m in favor of it……Yes, I see you’re doing it on Christmas too.”

Even if I say the name of a country far away in Africa, Sierra Leone anyway, there will be more people who don’t know than people who know, so it’s much better to say that.

In any case, despite my feelings, the war was still going on there. Even though it was a Christmas that everyone would bless each other, the military was working to seize power by massacring civilians.

“What the children there need is not a material gift, but the end of the war would be better. There are things that Eden wanted, but there are also things that the children there want, so we can intervene like this.”

“You mean you can’t normally?”

“Sometimes there were human idiots who asked for gifts to brainwash children into winning wars.”

“What did he do? Isn’t that enough for the Great Demon King?”

“I heard that Freddy, a member of John Doe’s Horrible Dreams, dealt with it. It is the Dream Giants who abuse children’s dreams.”

“It’s a live-action version of the Nightmare series. In this case, the victim is the villain.”

As time passes, the African continent comes into view in the distance. Unlike the United States, artificial lights are not visible in developed places, at least except in the city center. Even in modern society, this place was deprived of even the opportunity to develop properly due to war and conflict.

The reasons for this are very many. In the case of Africa, one of them is that it was exploited as a colony and that it divided the border line after liberation without thinking about tribes and religions.

Even so, of course, there is no right to launch a coup and massacre innocent citizens. All those who caused the coup will break their limbs and render them incapacitated.

Is that enough?

The rest is left in the hands of angry citizens. If they did well, at least they could avoid death. But if not… In the end, what was sown only came back.

“I see you over there”

Intermittently, gunshots and screams are heard. Even though I couldn’t hear it normally because of the distance, I could hear it very well in my ears.

The rebels who staged the coup are still shooting at people who are running away while shouting, “What are you talking about?” They run away screaming at people, but in the end a few are hit.

And among them was a little girl.

As soon as he saw it, Santa jumped off the sleigh that was flying at high speed. And a fist the size of a child’s head slammed out of his mitten glove!!! I gripped it until it made a sound and swung it with the acceleration of the fall.

“Francisco—”

The rebels who shoot at civilians are bad adults.

Some of them may have a conscience, but they crossed the line anyway when they joined and shot them. It will pay the price in one way or another.

“──Smash!!!!!!!!!!”

Aaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

Overwhelming wind pressure blows away all the rebels. In the aftermath, they all broke their limbs and lay on the side of the road.

And Santa comforted the child who was about to be shot by stroking the head.

“Don’t worry, because…I’m here!!!!!”

The child was unaware of what was going on and was just trembling.

We found her child’s parents, whether she understood it or not, and got her back home safely. Fortunately, my parents were unharmed.

And in that moment, other rebels started to come in. There must be this ability here too, so I think it’s probably a person with this ability, and more rebels come.

“Let’s give the bad adults a 24-week pre-existing diagnosis as a Christmas present.”

“Only the hospitals here are going to be busy.”

Hey you bastard bastards!!!! You guys stay there!!!!

I’m going to drive Santa’s sleigh right now and blow your brains out!!!!