Chapter 890 – [Storm’s Parenting Diary]
It’s Christmas, and it’s safe to say that he’s almost invincible.
And I, who is one of the leading transcendentalists in all dimensions who have reached the Lord.
The combination of the two was terrifying. No matter how many rebels swarmed, the numbers were meaningless in the face of them.
“#@$%@!!!!!”
“Oh, I don’t understand what they are saying. It’s similar to English, but it’s completely different.”
“Crio is the official language here. It’s based on English, but it’s hard to understand with just that.”
“I’d love to hear from you”
“Isn’t it natural to understand the language of children from all over the world and all dimensions?”
Every time I talk, it feels like Santa’s specs are going up. No, then you know all the languages of a place where there are children and there is Christmas, right?
I also learned dozens of languages, not one or two, while living as a transcendental person, and I am a proficient person in several languages on this earth, but in front of Santa, I was at the level of a firefly in front of the sun.
“They will be fathers of children when they return home. Some of their children will be good children. But that does not excuse them.”
“It’s good that you’re not indecisive.”
“Let’s deal with it quickly and move on. Aren’t there places to stop by other than here?”
“Of course it should”
Santa and I quickly traveled around the country and started beating up all the rebels.
Of course, there is a possibility that another country will invade if all the soldiers are rendered incapacitated, but that’s all you have to do if you ask Zion to cover it later.
Besides, it is the soldiers who neutralize it, and most of the equipment is fine. I’ll leave things like tanks as they are, so if you know how to use them, you can operate them as they are.
That’s how Santa and I worked for about 2 hours, gradually killing the rebels. When most of the rebels were destroyed and the rest were able to take care of themselves here, they slowly prepared to leave.
“A gift?”
“Another Santa will come and give it to you.”
“We’re in charge of this side. Then, will China be next?”
Wow!!!!! I love China so much!!!!!
That’s why I wish there were a lot of Chinese!!!!!
Even in my previous life, if Baekli hadn’t stopped me, I would have played without stopping until China completely collapsed and each region became independent.
China is a country that believes in Chinese ideology and everything else and only believes in the power that comes out of it. In fact, if China’s minorities are divided and independent, there are quite a few Han Chinese who can be called real Chinese, but in the end it is only a part.
I would admit that if you run a country with the right character and morals to the point of being called a tda, there are far more Chinas that don’t.
“I don’t know if Santa is banned in China now. Just like how Winnie the Pooh was banned because he looked like a tin.”
“Do you think you can stop me? No, you said it wrong. Do you think you can stop children’s innocence?”
“That’s right”
No matter how hard humans tried, it was impossible to stop the children, the masters of the new era. I can’t do it, and even if I do, the only thing left is self-destruction.
If there are children, everyone will have a childlike heart, and Santa goes wherever there are such children. It was not something that could be prevented by the likes of China.
In order to inform them, we rode the sleigh again and flew to the other side of the globe at high speed.
“But what about the plan?”
“I plan to break all the limbs of the Chinese Communist Party leaders who instigated and supported the civil war in Sierra Leone. Those involved are more than that, but even that would be enough warning.”
“There is no end to human greed. What will you do if you still do?”
“You’ll be responsible for the consequences next Christmas.”
“The grace period is one year.”
There is this ability in this world. At least the Chinese leadership would know that. A person with superpowers is essential for defense against supernatural powers or for security.
The president of the United States does not reveal it on the outside, but is using special abilities in a separate bodyguard unit or intelligence group. But it’s rather strange that it’s not like that in China.
Besides, China is the home of martial arts. As it is a place with this ability, Moorim may have existed in the past. Why is it that Shaolin Temple is not a tourist destination, but a place where things like the Vajrapani Shrine or the Baekbo Shrine are actually used?
Anyway, if you know the existence of such a superpower, you can understand the existence of Santa. But… Understanding its existence and understanding its power are two different things.
There are so many people in China, so unlike Korea, even if there are dozens or hundreds of top masters, even if you gather them all, you won’t be able to deal with Santa.
How would you feel if you knew that even if you gathered all your strength, your opponent would not be able to do it?
Just thinking about it is damn good.
“That smile isn’t appropriate for children to show.”
“Oops, you shouldn’t show the kids a smile like this.”
Now I am a blonde beauty, but the smile that comes out naturally at the thought of crushing China was a pretty distorted smile. If the kids saw it, it would have opened their eyes to abnormal sexual desire.
“Do you have a list of Communist Party members?”
“Don’t worry about that. The data secured through dreams are sufficient.”
“Hey, it’s more certain than asking Shion.”
It’s not that I don’t believe in Shion, but most of Shion’s investigations are tied to the computer side. If your name is registered in such a computer network, it is absolute, but sometimes there are those who rule behind the scenes without being listed there.
But what Santa does is research through dreams. Since this also investigates the unconscious, it is a useless investigation method no matter how hard you try to hide it.
No matter how strong you try to hide it, you can’t hide it in your dreams. Even the interrogation in my dream was worse than the torture I did, so I said it all. Maybe it’s similar to Horizon’s thunder?
“Anyway, give me a list. I just need to kill the guys there, right?”
“Sure”
I got a list from Santa and checked it out. There were quite a few of them, but it was enough to handle them overnight.
After dealing with them, I should go in with a gift or something. It’s okay to stay up all night, but if you’re a transcendental person, there’s no problem staying up all night.
I play with Eden in the first place, but I have to bring in the strength that I don’t have!!!!! I could play all day with Eden!!!!
Anyway, we arrived in China shortly after. Since it was night here, all the Communist Party members we were looking for would have gone to their homes and slept comfortably, but it wasn’t too difficult to locate them.
“It’s a lot considering there are only 400 of them.”
“But on the other hand, if you deal with only 400 people, it can be solved. Think positively.”
China is a one-party dictatorship. In words, the most influential is, of course, the Communist Party. It is an organization with close to 100 million Communist Party members.
And the head is occupied by about 400 members of the Communist Party, centered on the Chinese president. In other words, it is the pinnacle of power.
If only those guys are defeated, you can no longer do repairs like supporting a coup. If there is a recurrence later, I plan to tell Zion and have him come forward.
“Who’s the first to hit?”
“Isn’t it better to have the Chinese president as the first example?”
“Ah!!!!! Personally, I like the event where the final boss appears in the beginning!!!! I also like to level up so damn much later and ruin the story with George at the beginning!!!!!”
“It’s a bit different from that one.”
Santa and I went straight to the Chinese President’s residence. In addition to strict vigilance, there are also a number of bodyguards composed of people with special abilities as well as being the head of a powerful country. In particular, the bodyguards made up of peak masters or equivalent levels of psychic powers were more than ten.
I’m not trying to compare national power with individual bodyguards, but at this level, I don’t think there will be much difference from the US presidential bodyguards. Of course, other skills and weapons are overwhelming.
“When I came to communist countries, I always wanted to use a hammer and sickle.”
“Don’t say something that destroys the children’s innocence?!?! It’s not Lenin, what?!?!”
“It’s quite fun to punish bad adults in communist countries with that image.”
“No, such an idea?!”
Even if evaluations differ according to political inclinations, Lenin is a person of his own ability. As a Korean, he even supported the Provisional Government during the Japanese colonial period…….. My personal evaluation is not too bad. I don’t know about the other guys, but as an individual, my evaluation of the Great Demon King is generous.
…….. I would like to tell you one thing if there is anyone who thinks I am a redneck.
In addition, the principle of national self-determination claimed by the party concerned became the basis of the 3.1 movement. If you don’t know, let’s figure it out, and after we know it, let’s establish our own inclination and then open it. See that
Ah, since the story of the Great Demon King comes out, the talk has become longer. Anyway, Santa and I stormed into the Tin Palace. I was flying at high speed without a separate cognitive filter, so it seemed that I was getting caught and preparing for it, but it is meaningless.
“Working under a bad adult doesn’t make that person a bad adult, but…They’re also stained with bad things.”
“Yeah, I don’t think so”
The bodyguards protecting the president showed signs of murder. Not just one or two, but ten or more. No matter how much the bodyguard’s job was like that, if everything was like that, it would have crossed the line.
First of all, a bodyguard is a person who protects. Sometimes they kill threatening opponents to ensure their safety, but in the end, their main mission is to protect important factors and evacuate them to a safe place.
But all of those bodyguards have more than 10 murder experiences? It’s the reason why you can’t even take it off and it’s dirty.
“Let’s go ahead and deal with it. Come slowly.”
“I’ll park it on the roof and go”
I took the reins for Santa and drove the sleigh. Santa gets up, jumps off the sleigh, and falls down.
“There it is!!!!!! There it is!!!!!!”
“Shoot!!!!!!”
Chinese is one of the languages I can understand, so I can understand what they are saying. They shoot at Santa as he falls off the sleigh.
Not only the baptism of bullets, but also attacks by supernatural powers are mixed. However, nothing can damage Santa. He can’t sing a single bit of his bushy white beard.
“Gregorio—”
Falling Santa adds a twist to his body as he falls. As he rotates at high speed, an air current is generated in it, and the air current is nestled in his fist to unleash a huge storm.
“──Smash!!!!!”
Quagga gag gag gag!!!!!
Human power could not stop the storm that swept the governor’s residence. Even the bodyguards who didn’t get hit directly are blown away by the storm and pinned into a corner.
However, there are no fatalities. There may be quite a few people injured, but it’s a wound that won’t die even if you leave it alone. With good treatment, you can recover from it.
After confirming that the situation had been sorted out, I parked the sled on the roof of the tin residence and came down. There are bodyguards inside the official residence, but not as much as those outside.
“Okay then let’s go in”
“Hey, when I visit here, I thought he would be there except when he came with Shion or when he came to kill President.”
As I entered, I set up a barricade and subdued the bodyguards who were trying to block it, and headed towards the innermost part of the President’s residence. It looks like they were trying to evacuate because of the situation, but we were one step faster.
“You, what are you guys?!?!”
“Merry Christmas Mr. Tin. I brought you Christmas presents. Oh, this is Santa Claus. I’m your daily assistant today.”
While working as a cook for the Hanon family, I saw the faces of many distinguished guests, but this is the first time I met this Chinese commentator. It’s because I don’t see all the visiting guests just because I am.
But just in case, I try to make my accent or tone different so that I don’t find anything in common with me. I don’t really care if I get caught, but I’m afraid that Eden will have trouble raising him, so I’m adding this cumbersome effort.
“Sir, Christmas old man?!
China is a country that originally changed nouns and words in their own way. Let go of proper noun words like Santa Claus and call Santa the Christmas old man.
Anyway, the two men and women in santa suits who broke into the president’s residence and made a mess of it are the real Santa and his assistant, or just strong superpowers.
But the reality is brutally on the former side. And as a gift, I came to feed Jeonchi and half a year of serious injury.
“It doesn’t make any sense to explain it now. But one thing is for sure, we came here as representatives of the good children.”
“What, what?”
“The Civil War in Saerra Leone”
“……..!!!!!”
“How much did the rebel forces have to lick their ass to support such a coup? People and children who died because they opposed the dispatch of UN troops are not alone.”
“Yeah, you guys!!!! You can’t believe they’re asking for money…!!!!!”
“No, we’re Santas.”
At least today it’s Santa. I’d like to twist his neck right now, but killing a head of state causes great chaos.
In addition, when Santa kills a person, it is the first activity after a long time, but the reputation is very poor. There was a big difference between not killing even one injured person and killing even one person.
At least, if this is a civilization where information can be concealed due to lack of technology, Santa would give bad adults a ticket to hell, but he can’t do it here.
“It’s not a just war, it’s supporting and instigating a war for gain… I’m here to set an example as a warning against that. Of course, I won’t kill you. We’re Santa.”
“Well, if that’s the case…”
“Instead, I’ll treat you with serious injuries for half a year. It looks like you’ll have a hard time going out on the official line until the middle of next year. To be honest, you’re not in shape to be the president of the country with all your arms and legs broken and no one to wait on you, right?”
“Aaaaa!!!!!!!!”
Before long, Santa caught him as he tried to run backwards.
He was benevolent when stroking children, but a hand that can lightly grip an adult man’s face evokes a sense of fear.
“I’ll tell you thoroughly what happens when you bully innocent children.”
“Sa, save me!!! I, I am the President of the People’s Republic of China!!!! I can give you anything you want, money or whatever!!!!!!”
“Because it doesn’t kill me.”
“And I don’t need dirty adult money.”
Santa clenches and swings his fist. Then the old man’s arm, which had begun to enter the age of old, broke like a can of millet.
Pududeuk!!!!
“Kuaaaaa”
“There are still three left to break, so don’t be afraid.”
“The people in the area who went through the civil war because of you must have been much more painful and difficult than that, but did you do that while you were going to groan like that? You wouldn’t pay the price? That’s funny.”
I made him angry and provoked him by giggling next to the tin. You can see the emotions of anger and hatred in his eyes that appeal to pain.
But what is Ji doing?
Shall we take off the rank insignia and stick together? I won’t hit the referee and I’ll deal with you alone.
“Now, let’s start with the left arm.”
Poududeuk!!!!
“Oh, huh !!!! Please !!!! Stop it !!!!!
“You still have a leg left. The pain of breaking a bone hurts, but it’s not really painful. Have you ever broken a bone in your life?
“You!!!! You!!!!!”
I continued to provoke the Chinese leader while his limbs were all smashed to pieces. He honestly doesn’t kill, but this level of stress relief should do.
“Kuuuuu…”
“Now that it’s over, let’s go. Ha, let me tell you one thing in advance, it’s better to do it properly from now on. Otherwise, we’ll come again next year!!!!”
“Uh, aaaaa!!!!!!”
“At that time, it won’t end with broken limbs, so try your best!!!!!”
“Rurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Before long, we left the official residence, leaving him who passed out with foam on the bed. At least the work here is finished.
“But it’s just the beginning. There are still 400 people left.”
“Don’t worry, Christmas night will be exceptionally long”
Breaking the limbs of 400 Chinese Communist Party members before dawn!!!!!
Time Attack GAZaaaaa!!!!!