Chapter 900 – [Eden’s Occupying Kindergarten]

I hear the story of kindergarten from Eden, but the best thing is to listen to the story separately from the kindergarten teacher.

This is because you can get more objective information because you can hear Eden not from your own point of view, but from a third person’s, and that is, an adult’s story. No matter how mature Eden is compared to his peers, he is still a child, so he has no choice but to confirm what adults say.

No, well, though Eden’s words are the most important. Anyway, cross-validation is important.

Until relatively recently, I heard that I was adapting to kindergarten well, and today I heard that a kitten appeared in kindergarten.

“No, are you a kitten?”

-Yes, I left it today because Eden said he doesn’t bite or scratch children, but in case he comes again in the future.

“Ummm…”

It’s a natural reaction if you don’t know that the cat has intelligence. Even if it’s a pet, an animal is an animal, but if you put it in a place full of kids, there’s plenty of room for problems.

On the one hand, I liked it humanly because the teacher is very interested in and worried about the children, but the important thing is about the kitten.

“While Eden goes to kindergarten, she will keep the kitten at home. Did anything else happen today?”

-Yes, it’s a cat, but it seems to listen to people very well. He can do somersaults like a dog… Did you train him separately?

“No, it’s just Eden listening.”

That kitten won’t listen to me even if it dies. At least, I listen to it to some extent only when they give me rice or churros.

Ah, I hear a little bit of Zion. Maybe it’s because he resembles Eden…….Anyway, in that guy, the order in my house seems to be ‘Eden 〉 Zion 〉 Myself (Kitten) 〉 Me’.

No!!!!! Wherever I look, the ranking is the lowest!!!!!

“Anyway, sorry for today, sir.”

– No, but thanks to the cat, the kids liked it too.

I finished talking and hung up the phone. I don’t think there was an accident, but I don’t know again in the future.

After finishing the call, I nagged at the cat sleeping on the cat bed prepared in a corner of the house.

“Hey, kid. Eden follows me to the kindergarten, so what do I do?”

“Wow”

“This guy pretends not to know!? Dumma!!!!”

Despite being able to speak freely because it is our house, the kitten made a cat cry and pretended not to be.

I grab him by both front paws, shake him, and scold him. I need to make sure this bastard is sorted out. I can’t.

“Let go!!!!!”

“Eden will go to kindergarten or not!!!!”

“I love you!!!!”

“You bastard, do you know who takes care of your rice and churro?”

“I am the Captain of Eden”

“……I’m the one who buys them, right?”

“The person who earns money is Lord Zion.”

“……………..”

“Now I know how important money is to humans.”

Somehow, it seemed like he was looking at the ranks of Zion above himself. It’s not simply because Eden resembles him, but it’s because he judged who plays the most role in this house.

That’s honestly true. There are no parents who win over their children, and neither I nor Shion will listen to Eden’s wishes, unless it’s a mistake.

And then Zion… I am actually the last.

It could only be natural. For now, the head of our family is not me, but Zion.

I know that fact, but I don’t know the feeling of being reconfirmed again by the beast, except the person who gets it!!!!! Such a kitten!!!!!

“Wait a minute”

I decided to make cat food for my kitty.

I plan to teach this kid how important the person who cooks at home is. I’ll show you that I’m not just good at making people’s rice.

I then bought several chickens and boiled one of them for the kitten. Less salt and less fat… It’s simply boiled, but with exquisite liver and excellent cooking timing, the chicken is tender and delicious.

Tear the flesh into small pieces and give it to Kkoyang, and he will chop chop chop chop!!! I ate greedily while doing it.

“Oohhhhh!!! It’s delicious!!!!!”

“Did you understand now!!!!! I won’t do this again if you mess up!!!!!!”

“……What are you doing to the cat?”

“Sequencing”

I don’t know about Xion, who was higher in rank than the kitten from the beginning!!!!!

Anyway, Shion looked at me with pitiful eyes, but after hearing what I was saying, his eyes changed to understanding ones.

“I’m indebted to the kindergarten teacher. Eden must have a lot of trouble because he’s precocious, but I think it’d be nice to take care of something.”

“Um……Then, shall I bring you the soy-sauce crab sauce this time?”

“Ah, it’s delicious, so I think it’ll be fine.”

What I am good at is cooking in general, where I put time and effort into cooking. The signature menu is kimchi jjigae, but that’s the first dish I’ve ever made.

In that sense, soy sauce crab is also one of the dishes I can make well. Especially these days, blue crabs are in season, so if you make them now, you can eat them very deliciously.

If you pick out the carapace and cut it in half, the inside will be full of eggs along with the flesh……. Squeeze it out and mix it with rice to eat it!!!!!!

“Your crabs in soy sauce will sell well even if you sell them for 100,000 won each.”

“Ah, that much…”

“Sometimes your self-loathing even goes into cooking, and I can tell you the situation is serious.”

Anyway, I put soy sauce crab sauce separately for the kindergarten teacher. It’s not simply a few levels, but I thought I’d share it with other teachers, and I packed it in a plastic container and put about 15 of them.

I wonder if it’s okay to give that much to someone else, but it’s okay because I made so many things. Nana and Shion also ate a few at a time, and even though Eden was young, he ate two or more to soak, but dozens of them were soaked.

And the next day, I took Eden to the kindergarten and brought the prepared soy sauce crab.

“Hello, Eden’s father”

“Yes, hello sir. You had a hard time with my cat yesterday, right?”

“No, it’s okay. Instead, the children are asking if the cat is coming today, but…

“Kids love animals. Oh, sir, and this is the soy sauce crab sauce I made this time, so please try it.”

“No, this is it?!”

The teacher was surprised to see the plastic container I gave her. No matter how much I squeezed it in, the container containing 15 of them could not have been small.

In addition, soy sauce is also included, so it is quite heavy. Honestly, I wonder if it would be okay to leave out a little bit of soy sauce, but our soy sauce crab is really soy sauce. Because the soy sauce is also the soy sauce I made myself.

Take a look at my jangmat, where my cooking career is at odds with the history of the Korean Peninsula!!!!!!

“It sounds like a lot, are you okay?”

“Yes, there are times when you don’t even eat properly while taking care of the children.

“Thank you, I’ll eat well”

Giving food like this is better to look at and eat than to give something like village paper.

No, but the teachers in those days get angry when they see them beating up kids and giving money. If you have a teacher who asks for money, you are not qualified to be a teacher, so resign.

“All the dishes my father cooks are delicious!!!!!!”

Eden put in a chuimse next to us like that. She knows what Eden is saying is true, but she knows the teacher is just plain lamentation and she goes over it lightly.

Anyway, I hope it tastes good in your mouth.

That’s how I left Eden and returned home today. While Eden was in kindergarten, Shion was sitting on the sofa petting the little cat she was supposed to keep at home while watching TV.

This kid, the house hunting is over. Originally, people from stray cats are said to be polite, but this is the case except for me.

“Are you here?”

“You’re here”

“Yo -nom. Neighboring cats come out to the front door when they come in and out !!!!”

“Wow”

“Don’t pretend you don’t know!!!!”

As Eden went to kindergarten, the time she could spend with her decreased, but on the contrary, the time she could spend with Shion increased.

If you think about it, she hasn’t been alone with Shion since Eden was born. Later she will have more than enough time for Eden to become self-reliant and move out of her house, but at least not right now.

It seems strange to say that there are only two of them, but let’s move on if the counting unit is not people, but cats.

“Later, when I go to work, Eden will go to school, then she will be home alone. Will that be okay?”

“It might be a little boring, but it’s okay. Originally, I’m not the housekeeper type. Besides, I have a cat.”

“Ohhh”

“The cat is the best seller”

When Kkoyang heard his name, he groaned and rubbed his face against Shion’s hand. If you really think about it, there was no such thing as a stray cat in the neighborhood to a companion animal protected by the transcendental and transcendental species.

“I’ll still be alone, won’t you be bored?”

“There are many things to do. Watch anime, use SNS, and occasionally work.”

“Wait a minute. You don’t do social media… Oh, you mean Hanon’s?”

“That’s right”

Social media is a waste of life, and we, who will live forever, do not have time to waste on it. However, recently, as the Hanons became social, there was a network created for it.

In fact, it was created for Eden to post pictures, but I heard that news from other Hannons are also posted quite often.

“Come to think of it, I forgot, but I have good news.”

“What?”

“I have cousins ​​and brothers.”

“Oh? Really? They did it.”

Until now, Shion was the youngest Hanon, and Hanon’s fertility was devastating. However, it seems that several couples have been formed since the last meeting with the Hanons, so it seems that it went well in the end.

But if you look at the younger siblings, it must be at least two. They are not close friends, but it was good to have a family.

“Shouldn’t it be fine if we meet Eden later? If Hanon was born, intellectually he would be higher than Eden, but mentally he would be far below him. Oh, by any chance do they have feelings?”

“I didn’t have it when I was born, but as a parent, I got to know it when I did this and that.”

“Is it an emotion born of infidelity and motherhood? I like this kind of virtuous cycle.”

I wonder if Hanon can realize emotions so easily, but Hanon is a transcendental species. He may inherit the traits of his parents to a greater extent. It’s much more certain since he doesn’t inherit it through his genes.

Just as our Eden is overflowing with talent thanks to me, it is easy for beings far from ordinary humans to pass on their traits to future generations.

Therefore, if Hannons who have obtained emotions are married, it is easy to have them even if they are not yet born with them. If you continue like this, it will get better and better.

It is for this reason that they reproduce and pass on to their offspring. It is because it develops and evolves more.

“Wouldn’t it be nice to bring you something like a present?”

“I’m thinking about it too, but nothing good comes to mind.”

“Then I should feed them at least once. They ate my dish the other day and the reaction was pretty good. There are enough other things, so I think a gift like this would be fine.”

“I should bring in ingredients from Fukushima.”

“……You know I’m the only cook on Earth who can cook that, right?”

Just as Shion likes radium chocolate or radioactive black tea, other Hannons may also like radioactivity.

Personally, it’s a bit difficult to cook anything that isn’t food, but I wonder if radioactive food goes into food or is it just waste.

No, isn’t it a little like cooking that no one seems to eat even the Hanon kids? I’d rather cook puffer fish intestines. At least the puffer fish is delicious.

“I’ll set a date later. I think I’ll probably do it at Horizon then.”

“If possible, catch me before the store opens. If you catch me around the time the store opens, I might have to take a break right after it opens.”

“Don’t worry”

First of all, Hanon’s parents and children’s share of cooking…… Children won’t be much different from Shion, so they’ll eat more than adults, but to do that, it’s important to control the amount.

It is better to make it generous than to make it sparse. If there’s anything left, I just have to eat it.

“By the way, how many kids are there in total? You should know the number of people coming.”

“I have 9 kids”

“………..What?”

“They said there are nine cousins ​​who have been born this time. Oh, depending on the date we promised, there might be one more.

It seems that I was firmly mistaken about something.

At the last Hanon meeting, there were a few couples I saw, but at most three or four. But after that, it seemed that there were more couples who started interacting and dated each other.

However, if there were 9 children, twins could not have been born, so in the end one of each couple would have come out. That is to say, there are 18 people.

There were a total of about 40 Hanon who came to the Hanon meeting, so it seemed that half of them continued.

“It must be known as a restaurant for a blind date, Hanon.”

“If you matchmaking well, you get three cups of alcohol, and if you don’t, you get three cheeks, but in this case, it’s not alcohol, but I don’t know if you get about three universes.”

“It’s more scary that it’s not a joke.”

If one Hanon dies on its own, it is possible to create the universe. But if there are three of Hanon together, we will be able to create the universe without anyone dying.

9 pairs of Hannons from such a family of 3!!!!!

Is Hanon’s baby boom the same as Big Bang?!!!!!