Chapter 913 – [Eden’s Occupation of the Kindergarten]
Shortly after the school festival, I was busy preparing to welcome guests.
Eden is not a friend or other guest coming. It was our guest. And to be more precise, they are guests on Zion’s side.
It was because Hanon, who became a couple and had children, wanted to visit.
“There are a lot of things to prepare. At that time, it was only the adults, but this time the children are also coming.”
“Still, it’s good that Eden can meet up with his relatives.”
“Relative children are important, but if you think about it, Eden isn’t the eldest daughter.”
“Strictly speaking, the kids over there are on the same line as me, so they’re aunts or uncles to Eden.”
“Look at how he’s twisted because he never gave birth to a child. It’s rare to see such a thing in human society.”
All of Hannon who got married and had children were the same age as Shion’s parents. Since they are the same age as my mother-in-law, the children born now belong to Zion’s relative and younger siblings, not Eden’s relative’s younger sibling.
However, in transcendental or transcendental societies, blood ties are not considered that way.
No, if a transcendent with thousands of years of age has a child, what will he do with the child? You don’t have to go far. Lucian, the Wisdom Lord, is one of the oldest among the Transcendentalists. If he has a child, how should he be treated?
Thanks to that, as long as they are similar in age, they don’t follow each other so tightly. I don’t like it when Eden sees her and she talks to her younger siblings all the time with her aunt and uncle.
“Who’s coming?”
“Mom’s……That’s why my mother’s brother’s children are coming. My daughter is a relative’s younger sister, so you should treat her well.”
“Ugh!!!! Okay!!!!!”
Since they are Hanon’s children, they must have more knowledge than Eden. But her mental age is of course younger than Eden’s.
A child’s mind grows as it goes through society. It is obvious who will be more mentally mature between a person who has lived a peaceful life for about 100 years doing nothing and a person who has lived a fiercely 20 years bumping into various places in society.
Eden will be able to teach such children many things. Eden, who is the first to meet someone younger than him even though he has met people his own age, will also be a good experience.
“What should I do if there is a guy among the Hanon kids who wants to marry Eden?”
“Should I go up the road with Hanon and ask him to come?”
“It seems more likely to ride the manager’s tree.”
A transcendental species is guaranteed its strength from birth. However, there is a negative correction for growth.
In other words, even if there is an increase in strength from a child to an adult level after growing up, it means that the rank itself does not go up easily. Utopia is also a great demon king, but if you compare him with the other Hannons, it won’t be that big of a difference.
Considering the proportion of transcendental beings, humans are the most common, followed by pseudohumans, and last by transcendental species. Among them, there are many transcendental species, such as dragons, that are closer to creatures than life.
Anyway, I prepared various things including cooking. Like the last time, I cooked a lot of dishes, not the amount, so that I could feel various textures and tastes.
……. Among them, there’s mint chocolate, which neither I nor Shion hates, so I think I prepared well.
“Mint chocolate is delicious!!!!!”
“No, my God!!!!! Both of my parents hate mint chocolate, but Eden eats it well!!!!”
“Our Eden seems to have the best taste in the world”
“By the way, Eden, what’s your favorite ice cream, Eden?”
“Mom is an alien!!!!!!”
“I am an alien.”
“That’s not the story!!!!”
Putting Shion’s dog drip aside for a while……Anyway, the preparations for the guests are finished. All that remains is to wait.
Since this Hanon meeting was held on the weekend, Eden did not go to kindergarten and waited at home. And when the appointment time came on time, the Hannons who met the time like a knife began to tear apart the dimension and reveal themselves.
“What”
However, it feels a little strange to the Hanon family who have appeared. When I looked at why it was like that, there was a child at the center.
According to what I saw at the Hanon meeting, all the Hanon female bodies are an analogue of Zion, and the Hanon male bodies are an analogue of Utopia. However, among the children, there were female children with blonde hair, not silver hair, and conversely, there were male children with silver hair.
Not only that, but there are also appearance issues. Even before those children were born, Shion was the youngest Hanon. Although she has been thousands of years old, her Zion’s appearance has not changed much from when I first met her.
If anything has changed, is it that Eden’s breasts have slightly increased in volume thanks to her pregnancy? It’s an acquired factor, so let’s pass this one.
Anyway, even Hanon, who was just born, has the same elementary school appearance as Shion in his default form. At least as far as I know, it will.
………But why do the Hannons born this time look like kindergarteners?
“Ah, it seems I didn’t explain this part to you.
“In order of age, are you now kindergarteners, elementary school students, middle school students? Where are the high school students?”
“Isn’t there Eden?”
The Hanon who came today are 9 couples and 9 children. A total of 27 Hanon.
It’s a considerable number, but less than the Hanon who came last time. At that time, there were about 40 people, so it would be better if they gave me about 10 people.
“Wow!!!!! They are younger siblings!!!!!”
Eden was younger than she was, but her outward appearance ran to children who resembled her. Hanon, who was born later, looks younger than Eden, who has the same level of development as an elementary school student, because he has the appearance of a kindergartener.
“Eden is my older sister. I’m seeing this for the first time”
“Eden is my older sister”
“Nice to meet you”
“Nice to meet you. Eden is the older sister”
The Hanon children used a blunt tone, but apart from that, they gathered together and clung to Eden.
There was a child who resembled Eden and a child who resembled Utopia. However, Eden’s characteristics seem to be the same, and the expressionless Hanon approach Eden, showing their curiosity.
It’s a very interesting sight because Eden is stuck between the kids. No, but do the Hanon kids grow up with that look? Or the appearance of a lifelong kindergartener?
If it stays that way for the rest of their lives, anyone who marries them will be mistaken for a real pedophilia.
Because of Xion, an elementary school student who is an outsider, I’m technically an Alice complex!!!!! In the end, it doesn’t change that he is treated as a pedophile, but!!!!
“Those kids are different from us. They’re growing up.”
“Oh, yes?”
Another Hanon answered my question. Apparently, the parents know that better than I did when I first saw it today.
I’m so glad you’re still growing. Is it because of the singularity of Hanon that the Absolute of Creation said that there is a child born with such a relatively unique personality?
“But how much did you grow up? That much when you grew up?”
“I grew about 0.1 cm from when I was born”
“Isn’t that just margin of error?!”
“Do you know how many years it took for me to grow 0.5 cm?”
“…………Ah”
I was convinced by Shion’s additional explanation.
It’s not that Hanon doesn’t fully grow. However, the growth was really slow.
During the thousands of years I lived with Shion, Shion only grew 0.5 cm. It may take tens of thousands of years… Or even hundreds of millions of years, but someday the future Shion will also have the appearance of a middle school student in its default form.
Anyway, 0.1 cm in a few years is different from 0.5 cm in thousands of years. Maybe the kids are growing up faster.
It’s just a question of how far you can grow. Will these Hannons grow up to be adults, or will they grow up to the level of elementary school or middle school students like other Hanon?
“They are the new generation.”
“It’s good, because it’s good when things change.”
Until now, there has been no change, so I was almost eliminated, but now I am starting to develop. Later, Hanon will be able to live in a larger community someday.
How will the children of the new generation living in the new era grow up? I was very curious about that.
“I can make that black hole”
“What is a black hole?”
“Black holes are caused by the enormous gravitational pull of a star collapsing… I’ll show you directly”
“Hey!!!! Stop it!!!! Stop it!!!! Is there any way to get a star to fly with the kids boasting!!!!!”
Even though Hanon was young, he was Hanon!!!!!! The scale is so different that a child is trying to make something like a black hole with the feeling of flirting with someone older than him.
Of course, since it’s Hanon, there’s a low chance of something catastrophic happening, but you still need to educate him on that part so that things don’t escalate later.
If Eden destroys even a star because he wants to look good to Eden, what will he do with the aftermath? It’s not impossible to restore it, but it’s hard to restore it as it was before if you don’t summon even the Absolute of Beginning and Origin.
“It’s nice to see the kids playing.”
“……..Don’t be too lazy to call them parents. It’s a dimensional civilization. If you’re going to be active in a normal civilization, you have to understand human standards and emotions, not Hanon’s.”
“Knowledge is already acquired by children”
“Acquisition and learning are different. It’s not like simple learning or knowledge injection, but it’s different to judge by seeing yourself bumping into your body.”
“……?”
“In short, it means that errors caused by situations in the field should be calculated as variables rather than knowledge.”
“Understand”
The Hanon kids are smart but innocent and have little social experience. It was easier for them to understand when Shion spoke with a little difficulty than when I explained it easily. I wonder if it’s not the same Hanon… Or maybe it’s the difference in sensibility between science and literature.
Maybe the reason why Hanon likes civilization and culture is because he doesn’t have it. Shion also likes to draw, but he himself has never painted before.
“Let’s have a meal with the kids. Come to think of it, what do the kids usually eat?”
“It’s breast milk”
“It’s breast milk”
“Often turns into a female body and breastfeeds the child.”
“It’s also breast milk.”
“……Wait a minute, how long are you guys breastfeeding?”
“You shouldn’t feed it for too long, so I’m thinking about 10,000 years.”
“I was thinking about 100,000 years, but it’s very short.”
“Your concept of time is strange. Even so, 10,000 years is too long.”
“To be honest, I also want to breastfeed Eden for the rest of my life.”
“You can’t do that over there, Zion.”
No, to be honest, personally, if Eden wants to drink my breast milk, I will transform into a woman and feed him nutritious breast milk, but a child will graduate from his parents’ side one day.
From a newborn baby who cannot survive without the help of their parents, they grow little by little and become self-reliant one day.
As the Great Demon King, I affirm development. The opposite of evolution is immutability, not degeneration. For a child to remain a child forever means the collapse of society.
“Isn’t that a line from the Puppet Circus?”
“I thought that sound would come out in case someone wasn’t a Deokhu”
“Evolution and immutability…Are you talking about the Absolute of Creation and the Absolute of Stasis and Unchanging?”
“No, it’s not a story about absolutes, it’s just a cartoon story.”
To be honest, it was something worth mentioning. Because last time they saw their Creator, the Absolute of Creation.
The absolute of creation is certainly the absolute that was the strongest, but it is not that there were no absolutes who could stand against him. The Absolute of Beginning and Origin is one of them, and the Absolute of Stillness and Unchanging is also included.
No matter how far forward you go, there are people who return to the starting point and people who keep you from progressing. Absolutes who are extremely evil in the concept of the Absolute of Creation are Absolutes who can fight against the Absolute of Creation.
“Isn’t the Absolute of stillness and immutability related to the Absolute of Destiny?”
“It’s not a good relationship.”
“What happened?”
“The reason why the Absolute of Destiny looks like a child is because that old man fixes it that way.”
“No, then is the gothic loli dress just a preference?”
“As if”
“I think it’s better to have a younger appearance. Isn’t it a bit awkward to wear something like that when you’re grown up?”
“Personally, I’ll respect your taste, but if you wear something like that because you’re that age and you’re not worthy of that age, honestly, it’s ugly.”
Originally, I’m not the type to tell people what to do based on other people’s tastes, but since the other person is the Absolute of Destiny, words don’t come out well.
She gave me various trials. I follow her because she passed on her Zion to me and manipulated her causality so that nothing special happened to her Zion.
In short, it’s a job that took care of me as a matchmaker and paid me a lifetime salary, so I can’t quit.
“Honestly, how grateful I am for Phantom being the absolute. In the past, he often came out and scratched people inside and went crazy, but these days he doesn’t go out often. To be honest, I think he’s handsome.”
“But is it okay to curse like that? Retaliation is likely to return.”
“So, what are you going to do? Play old virgin hysteria.”
Anyway, even if the absolute fate of fate pranks me, I will only suffer as long as I do not die.
I know that if I touch Shion and Eden, I will completely fall apart and leave the faction, and even if they dig a trap to kill me, I am now the most important joker in the faction of the Absolute of Destiny.
The Absolute of Destiny and the Absolute of Beginnings and Origins. My power to slaughter even a faction with two absolutes and a transcendent less than a Lord is the most necessary tool for her plan. That’s why the Absolute of Destiny may torment me, but it cannot kill me.
“Don’t you know best that there are things that are so painful that you’d rather die?”
“Don’t worry, it won’t work at a moderate level. It’s okay because I’m used to pain… Huh?”
The dimension splits with an eerie presence.
I wanted more Hanon guests to come, but no. I wondered if the Absolute of Creation would attend the Hanon meeting again, but that was not the case.
No, on the one hand, the latter got it half right. Because the opponent was an absolute.
She appeared, with her familiar rust-colored hair, waving her hand in her welcome.
“It’s been a while. Ah, 1,200 years is a long time by human standards, right?”
“It came out aaaaa!!!!!”
“Umm, that’s not a bad reaction. I don’t hate it.”
The absolute of denial and contradiction. At least in this episode, the person I didn’t want to come came.
But the timing of her coming was so exquisite. All in all, when she cursed at the Absolute of Destiny………. The Absolute of Destiny!! Is it you again?!
Next time you go out, I’ll give you a bad joke as soon as we meet!!!!!