Chapter 929 – [Eden’s Occupation of the Kindergarten]
I was mainly born in South Korea, especially South Korea, but I have often been to North Korea. I even went there in the first playthrough, but what?
However, most of the North Koreans I have been to have all been rotten countries. No, it was close to something embarrassing to even call it a nation.
Power and resources are concentrated in Pyongyang, the capital, and a small number of people, and the majority of the people live in poverty and misery. At the same time, idolization and brainwashing are conducted so that the people do not have dissatisfaction with such a society.
In a country like this, even by the standards of the Great Demon King, everyone will be beaten guilty. Oh, come to think of it, did Utopia judge North Korea in my previous life?
Anyway, every time I come here, I don’t feel very good.
She said, “I thought you were here to hand out presents, but what else is he?”
“He’s a North Korean military officer who robbed the presents given to North Korean children last year. Even after I warned him so.”
“You’re a very real teenager? But Kim Jong-un doesn’t show any signs?”
“I met him in person when I visited last year. And he hasn’t crossed the line yet.”
At the official residence of the North Korean military unit we visited, he looked down at the executive who had eaten a lot and was drunk and asleep, sending a look of contempt.
North Korea doesn’t celebrate Christmas, but December 24, Christmas Eve, is the day Kim Il-sung was appointed Supreme Commander and the birthday of his wife, Kim Jong-suk. That’s why I heard that I eat well and rest well that day.
“I understand why you left Jongseong behind. It’s hard to show children something like this.”
Even being Santa’s assistant didn’t yet need to know that a child was doing this. Even if it spreads as a rumor, there is a difference between hearing about it and seeing it in person.
Anyway, it’s time to make them pay for ignoring the warning. But you managed to avoid Freddy, another member of the Dream Giant. He’s still alive Or is the gift issue up to Santa?
I don’t know, but I had to do what I had to do.
“It’s time to wake up, bitch.”
Aaaaa!!!!!
I hit him hard on the cheek. Seeing that he was fat enough to resonate quite clearly, I thought he was a guy who ate well and lived well for a North Korean. Well, you can tell by looking at it from the outside.
“Who, who is that?!?!”
“Merry Christmas. An old man came to visit us on Christmas, which is not celebrated in North Korea.”
“Uh, ugh!!!!!! Uh, the puppets of American capitalism……!!!!!!”
“That doesn’t matter. What matters is that you robbed the children of gifts last year and used them to flatten your stomach.”
I use an outward tone as my Santa sister. I don’t know when we’re alone, but when we’re doing public activities like this, it’s because it’s better to act as far away from me as a man. I did that last year too.
“I’m going to break the limbs first and look at them. After that, leave it to us.”
“Can I?”
“How would a country like this treat a man with a broken limb who has to take care of him for several months? Sure, he’ll have some money, but…Would other people just let it go?”
“Aha”
Resources are limited and competitors are numerous. In most modern societies where human rights are guaranteed, necessary infrastructure and welfare are established until returning to society even if injured, but this is not the case in North Korea.
If you fall once, you have no choice but to fall into hell. I don’t like North Korea, but in this case, I kind of liked it.
He begged in a trembling voice, perhaps realizing the situation only then.
“Sah, save me. I, I have an old mother at home to take care of.”
“Then, were the owners of the presents you robbed were orphans without parents? Have you ever thought about the feelings of parents who have to watch their children get robbed of their presents?”
Even in North Korea, it is natural for parents to think of their children because it is a basic human duty. But what about the feeling of being robbed of a gift your child received and not being able to stop it?
They know their helplessness and despair. I had to let him taste that despair.
Fast!!!!!
“Kuaaaaa”
“I’ve still broken an arm. It shouldn’t hurt that much.”
“Heh, heh, please, please save me…”
“Don’t worry, they don’t kill here? Someone else will kill you.”
It may be his superiors or his subordinates that kill. But the result is that death doesn’t change.
If you ruin your kids’ Christmas, you’ll pay for it.
* * * *
After roughly finishing my work in North Korea, I began to see the sun rising in the distance. Slowly the morning of Christmas dawns.
After waking up, the feeling of Haru becomes strange. I’ve been busy working, but everyone else’s day is starting now.
“Other places have done their work, so now we have to go back. It’s Eden’s turn to give us presents.”
“Eden’s present must be the last present of this Christmas”
“The beginning and the end are quite meaningful. In that respect, Eden is blessed.”
Eden received the first gift last Christmas, when Santa first appeared, and was the last to receive it on the second Christmas.
Quite a funny coincidence. It’s okay if Eden likes me, but I really liked that feeling.
Soon, we crossed the 38th parallel by sled again and returned to our homes. Eden, who was already up and waiting, stopped playing with Zion and waved her hand toward the sled flying from the yard.
“Here!!!!! Here!!!!!!!”
“I’m happy with the thought of going out with my daughter.”
“Isn’t it the innocence of children to do that for a puppy that died before? It’s something we have to protect.”
“Your Word”
Since the work is already over, Santa’s appearance is not visible to others. Thanks to her, she can work freely from now on without caring about others eyes.
After landing in the yard, we put Eden on the sled. And, as if Shion had prepared it, he handed me the hot lunch box.
“Eden hasn’t served breakfast yet, so I packed it in a lunch box. Eat it on the go.”
“Thank you for taking care of this.”
“I’ll be looking at the house, but please say hello to Mangmung.”
“Come home. I’m cold, so I’m going home now.”
“Oh my gosh, that asshole”
I kissed Zion lightly as her greeting. And the sled starts again.
Our destination this time is the country of dogs ruled by the god of dogs. Let alone this planet, it is somewhere in another dimension.
It’s probably the first dimensional trip since Eden was somewhat hardened. She had gone to her mother-in-law’s dimension to see something similar to a Tyrannosaurus named Crong before, but now Eden was clearly aware of that.
“Okay, then we’ll set off. Hold on tight as it might shake slightly the moment you cross the dimension.”
“Eden, then you have to hold onto Daddy’s arm?”
“Uh!!!!!”
The sled accelerates at once and cuts through the dimension. And in an instant, a huge pressure came over us.
Depending on the distance between each dimension, the dimensional gap may or may not have more pressure than you can imagine. When it was spacious, it was a place that even ordinary people could pass if the air problem was solved, but when the pressure was strong, even a transcendentalist who reached the level could get screwed if he did not prepare.
Besides, the concept of dimension is one of the highest concepts, so the pressure generated from it is not a normal physical phenomenon, but more frightening.
The moment you enter the dimensional rift, the sled rattles slightly. Perhaps the pressure around here was quite large.
“I don’t know what happened to the dimension around here, but the pressure is pretty strong. A dimensional earthquake might happen sooner or later.”
“Ah, that’s probably because TV almost shattered the dimension while fighting Cosmos and barely recovered it.”
“It’s worth knowing. Normally, it wouldn’t be as bad as this.”
Eden looks around the dimensional gap and cheers. At least for Eden, that sight would be a pretty nice sight to see.
“It’s so pretty!!!!!”
Haha, right?”
The sight of the dimensional rift shining like iridescence was close to something that changed depending on the look. There will be a difference between what I see and what Eden sees, so it is difficult for me to understand what Eden sees.
However, it is undeniable that they are beautiful. Because that’s what dimension is.
“Then, Eden, shall we eat lunch? Mom gave me a lunch. Are you hungry?”
“Uh!!!!!!”
I unwrapped the cloth wrapped around the lunchbox and took out the lunchbox. Since it was made by Shion, the menu is common for me, but it was still quite delicious.
If I had to choose the most delicious among them, would it be hamburg steak?……. It’s a miss match for hamburg steak in a lunch box, but if you know what to eat right away, you can eat it when it’s hot, so it was a pretty good menu.
“The hamburger my mom made is delicious, isn’t it?”
“Wow!!!! It’s so delicious!!!!!!”
The lunchbox itself was a three-tiered lunchbox that Eden had given me a long time ago, but one of the boxes was made of rice. It is also a tightly packed rice.
Thanks to that, even if Eden and I ate, it wasn’t enough. If Eden eats any leftovers, then he will eat some.
But Eden ate two-thirds of the rice by himself.
How much do you eat?!?!?! When our Eden becomes gluttonous later, I will film a mukbang!!!!!
“Even Santa can eat this!!!!!!”
“Heh heh, thank you, Eden. Have a good meal.”
In the middle, Eden feeds Santa with side dishes and rice. Of course, the amount was significant, but that’s another story.
Anyway, the sleigh that runs fast through the dimensional rift was able to arrive near the destination only after a long time after eating the lunch box.
“I’ll be there soon”
“To the land of the dogs of the dog god?”
“You’d better be careful. Of course, if you’re alone, you don’t have to worry about it, but if your goal isn’t destruction, it’s an acquaintance… No, you’ll have a hard time.”
“Solving it without killing it in the first place is the hardest thing for me.”
Besides, above all else, Eden is ahead.
I didn’t want to kill anyone, even a dog, in front of Eden because I wanted to be a good father at least in front of Eden.
So even if I kill people on Earth, isn’t Eden killing them secretly?
If Eden ends up killing something in front of him, that’s crossing the line. So I had to solve it without killing it, but it was a pretty tough job.
“You’ve arrived. This is the land of dogs.”
“Five”
Eventually, the sled split the dimension again and arrived at a certain planet.
It was something out of the ordinary. It was clearly a place centered on a planet, but not the afterlife, but it was a place where dead beings were gathered.
Maybe it’s because it’s more convenient than dealing with the entire afterlife, even if it’s a dog god, but…… First of all, it’s quite a sight to see.
“Oh!!!!!! Is there a mangmung here?”
“It’ll be here somewhere. It might take a while, but it’ll be worth it.”
Santa said that while patting Eden’s head.
It was clear that it would take a very long time to find one of the goons if the dog’s souls from all dimensions gathered here. However, it is fortunate that at least the possibility itself is not zero.
However, the sled running in full swing had to be stopped by something blocking our way.
Kreurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Growl sound. And a huge shadow gathering.
It is a place that manages the afterlife of dogs, but since it is actually on a certain planet, there is no need to be bound by the restrictions of the afterlife. As for what that means… At the point the dog god wishes, the souls here will have something similar to a body.
To be honest, a soul with a body is more terrifying than a simple soul that causes physical phenomena.
At least in the case of the former, there is a restriction that force must be used, but the latter just uses physical force normally.
-This is the realm of Mr. Spotted!!!!!! Strangers, get out now!!!!!
-You’re going crazy!!!!
-Hey, but there you are, human.
-Human!!!! Peck!!!!!!
-Eye patch!!!!! I have to do the work that Jeombak-nim gave me!!!!!!
…………But why does it feel so easy to get into? The boundary itself feels like looking at a raggedy, right?
I glanced at Santa and he shook his head and patted Eden’s head.
“That’s because of Eden. Strictly speaking, you and I don’t smell like humans anymore, but there’s Eden, which smells the most like humans, so we act like that.”
“What if we came alone?”
“I’m going to have to fight. Can’t you see how much I have to fight just by looking at it?”
“……That’s right.”
Contrary to their clumsy appearance, the level of the watchdogs standing on the alert was quite high. In particular, some transcendentalists are unmatched.
It’s probably because of the person concerned… No, it’s because of the ability of the party and the blessing of the dog’s god, but anyway, the ability itself can’t be denied.
If it was me and Santa, it was not dangerous, but we must have had to fight and break through. Well, Eden had to be brought in originally, so he doesn’t have to think about it.
“Guys!!!! We’re here to find a dog named Mangmung!!!! We’ll go back if we find him, so get out of the way!!!!!”
-Ugh……Then I won’t tell you.
-Spotbak-nim told me to keep this place!!!!!
-If you get out of the way, they won’t tell you!!!!!!
I spoke out, but the dogs didn’t step out of the way, as if they had a mission from God.
I wondered if I had to fight and break through, but at that moment, Eden stood up and shouted.
“I’m here to see Goblin!
-Yes!!!!!
– You are a strangely pleasant person!!!! Pecking!!!!!
– Heh heh heh heh!!!!!
– Araseo!!!! Please keep it away!!!!!!
Countless watchdogs got out of their way at Eden’s words. No matter how much Eden was blessed by the Absolute of Nature and the Nature Road, I didn’t know that the effect would exert this far.
“In the end, dogs are dogs. They recognize innocent children too.
“That’s why you brought Eden here on purpose.”
Eden was almost like a free pass to the land of dogs. I felt like I knew why Eden had been brought here.
Anyway, we broke through the group of watchdogs and entered the country of dogs. Land the sled in a wide field and sit down. And the dogs, whose sense of smell is tens of thousands of times that of humans, although they don’t know how to see, noticed that we were here.
-Human?
-It smells like humans!!!!!
-Peck!!!! Peck it!!!!!!
-Human aaaaa!!!!
-Human!!!! Pecking!!!!!
-Waaaaa!!!!!
Thousands and tens of thousands of dogs started flocking towards us. Regardless of the speed at which they ran, it was clear that their purpose was this way.
“……It’s not about getting in, it’s about getting in, isn’t it?”
“Isn’t that better than fighting?”
“I’d rather fight!!!!!!”
And all kinds of dogs attacked us.