Chapter 97 – [Raccoon Man Beginning]

God.

They are those who are described as transcendental beings in religion. There are often stories about creating the world or saving humans, but well, those are myths.

I don’t really like the existence of God, but for this story I have to do a little bit.

Baekri is also a fact that Ruri’s family should know.

“If you’re talking about God… Are you talking about things like the Bible or Buddha?”

“Right. But it’s a bit different from the concept you know.”

The people of this Earth fear the existence of God because they have never seen God.

But the concept of a real God is not that difficult. The existence of God is simply a decision made by the faith received from the majority.

As long as the power of will is gathered, if it can do something that would be called a miracle from the point of view of an ordinary person, it is a being that came from a human being after all.

A similar example is the president of a democratic country. It is the same logic that the state should fear the people, and the people should not fear the state.

“Is there really such a thing as a god?”

“Hagisa, if you’re from Earth, you should start by doubting whether there is a god or not. You’ve never seen it yourself or experienced a miracle before.”

Even 20 years ago, Earth was a civilization where only science existed. But now there are red species and Gaia Force.

But even so, believing in the existence of God is another matter.

“God is real. But he’s not as merciful as you think, and he’s not all-powerful.”

“It’s there anyway.”

“If only I knew how many gods”

“Have you met God?”

“Quite often”

I even tried killing it.

God doesn’t die. As much as it exists, it also dies. This is because nothing is permanent in this world due to twists and imperfections.

But the twists and imperfections make the world interesting too.

“Susanoo, the god of destruction, Bastet, the god of the sun, Yeohwa, the god of creation, Yushin, the god of breasts, Hakanai, the god of doors, God Ruriruri, the god of sexual intercourse, and Phantom, the guardian god of Padrip… Well, that’s about it.”

“No, there’s something strange? Where did you come from?”

“Ah, Phantom is Goo”

“No, everything in front of it is real?!”

Yeah I know Since Susanoo and Bastet are gods from Earth, Baekri must have heard the name. Even if the person in charge is different, it’s not something you can’t understand.

However, there are many gods behind it that Baekri has never heard of.

“You may not have heard of it, but the gods I mentioned are beings that I can’t ignore or receive faith in all dimensions. That’s why their powers are extraordinary.”

“What does that have to do with Ruri right now… Wait a minute. What did you say the name of the god of sexual intercourse was?”

“God-Ruri-Ruri”

It’s a strange name, but in the language of her hometown, Ruri means sexual intercourse.

So, if you express it in a Korean way, you would say Kim Sex Sex. It’s better to call it Ruri-Ruri.

“…What’s the relationship between that god and Ruri?”

Once upon a time there was a great war.

In those days, transcendental beings so powerful that even gods could not guarantee their lives led the war. It was a time when transcendents were dying to the extent that I thought how long I could endure even if I participated in that war.

It was a hellish time when even a transcendent who could break a star was shattered in an instant, and even several dimensions were shattered and fragments scattered. Those days are over now, but even a god cannot escape PTSD.

“She went through war at that time and felt the need for power. But she is already a god who has received faith in all dimensions, and the total amount of her power does not change.”

So, how can you become stronger?

“What do you think is the most necessary thing to wage war or develop?”

“……Information.”

“You’re right”

The god of sexual intercourse split a part of himself and made a soul. And he sprinkled that soul into the circle of reincarnation. Ah, the circle of reincarnation is literally the route through which the soul reincarnates. The procedure is for the soul that came out of it to live in the world and return there again when it dies.

The Ruri we know was born that way.

“God of sexual intercourse God Ruri-Ruri’s information collection terminal. That’s your sister’s true identity.”

“So you’re saying Ruri is a god?!”

“No, Ruri and God-Ruri-Ruri are separate beings. Although they can receive information to some extent, that doesn’t mean that Ruri can use the power of a god.”

I have seen those Luries often in my life. It’s not a lot, I can count it on both hands… But all of them have the same eccentric personality.

It’s because it resembles the character of the default god in the first place. It’s really fortunate that ethics don’t look alike.

“Because I am a member of Shin’s family from birth, I am born with good talents and abilities. Even a Force user, Ruri is strong compared to her age, and that’s why she’s smart.”

“………”

“Normally, there are children who just live their lives, but there are times when they go through a crisis and the line with God-Ruri-Ruri is connected.

“If Ruri gets weird or something…”

“Don’t worry about that”

Usually, when it’s like this, what you worry about is the ego problem about that person.

If B’s ​​memory enters A’s person, is A’s A or B’s? That’s a problem

“It’s information, not memories, that will be exchanged forever. There won’t be a situation where the Ruri you know isn’t Ruri, so don’t worry. If there’s only one time like that… That would be when the original god descends directly.”

“Can you descend? God?”

“That’s how powerful a god is. I’ve seen that too often.”

But Baek-ri’s worries don’t happen easily. I’ll probably see it once before I die. If you see it, you’re lucky.

Baek-ri put on an ambiguous expression. It’s probably a question of whether you’ll be able to treat Ruri as usual after hearing my story. It’s honestly a question worth pondering.

But in the end, Ruri is Ruri. It won’t be much different from what Baek-ri knows. Suffice it to say that she just got a little more nerdy.

“If you ever come and try to do something when I’m not there, tell me that you’re going to mess with me.

“But he’s a god… Won’t he do anything strange?”

“What god did I say that god was?”

“…God of sexual intercourse.”

God has a concept that governs everyone. Among them, God-Ruri-Ruri is the god of sexual intercourse.

That’s why she doesn’t need to create a separate religion, she receives faith just by sitting still. Sexual intercourse is an act necessary for reproduction. He is a mighty god who will exist until the end of the world, unless all intelligent beings of both genders become extinct.

But being a god doesn’t mean you’re absolutely right. Gods have their own values, so you shouldn’t try to understand them from a human point of view.

“God-Ruri-Ruri is the god of sexual intercourse, so he values ​​sexual intercourse above all else. Do you know what that means?”

“Uh…… Sex is good? Is your concept of chastity strange?”

“The concept of chastity itself is fine, but because of my personal taste, I hate stealing other people’s women and raping them.

“Eh?!”

God’s point of view should not be understood as a human point of view. Gad-Ruri-Ruri, the god of sexual intercourse, is at least that much, but what about other gods?

That’s why I’m not dealing with God. She also has Ruri’s business, and since she’s known her for a long time, it’s normal to know her, but when she sees other gods, she either ignores them or kills them.

It’s been said that if a person with one ability kills a god, he’ll do something, and if a person with two skills can’t kill a god, he’s a dumbass. That’s why ability is so important.

What if I kill God without power? That’s my master’s achievement.

“If possible, it’s best not to care from the beginning. If you do meet, coax and receive a blessing.”

“Ah, like the priest in the game, I guess he’s going to heal you?”

“I’ll give you something like that”

Transcendentalists who have reached the state can bestow blessings commensurate with their strength to others.

If you become a transcendental Lord, you can walk with just one word, but even if it’s not that much, you can walk similarly if you are a top-level deity.

“If the god of sexual intercourse blesses a man, what would he bet?”

“……Energy?”

“I felt it increased by about three times.”

“For the time being, I’m going to buy Ruri pork belly instead of pig’s head and go away.”

For men, that is the best law.

Suddenly Baek-ri asked me.

“By the way, hyung, you say you know God, but you don’t seem to like God very much, is that right?”

I frowned at his words.

Often there are people to befriend as friends, but not to fear as gods.

I hate God, I hate it

“Yeah, I fucking hate it”

It’s one of the categories I hate the most.

*        *    *

After talking with Baekri, I started doing business today as well. Then, around noon, I got a call from someone.

Jo In-hyung, team leader. He was the first person to find out that I was Raccoon Man. I remember that I haven’t been in touch since the Shindorim Dimensional Jin before. When he went to the Statesheheard that he called, but I didn’t call.

I left the kitchen to Baek-ri for a while and came out to answer the phone.

…..Come to think of it, I seem to be missing work too much these days. I feel sorry for Baekri. I should take good care of the bonus.

“Hello?”

[Ah! You were here this time. How were you?]

“I’m always okay. But what’s going on?”

Team leader Joe is older than me on the family register or outward appearance, but I don’t care about the gaze of the people around me and I wear short words.

If you’re just an acquaintance, you’d be polite to some extent, but I had a criminal record for mentioning Shion before, so I’ve been talking nonsense ever since.

If you’re aware of it, you’ll know why I’m talking half-heartedly. If you don’t know, I’ll follow you next time.

[First of all, I would like to say thank you for the last day. Not only Mr. Choi, but also the student Baekri]

“Did you notice?”

[Because I already knew him]

Unlike me, Baekri is a full-body suit, so it’s difficult for people in the know to figure it out, but if you’ve been tracking him since I was discharged, it’s not strange if he has those characteristics.

And among the people around me, if I find an adult male who can use such a thing, it won’t be long, so it’s easy to identify.

[…First of all, I’m sorry, but what I’m asking you right now is a personal matter that doesn’t matter if you refuse]

“What’s going on?

[Yes, because it is different]

I decided to step in as raccoon man, but it’s up to me to decide whether or not to do it. Of course, it does come out from time to time, but that also varies from time to time.

Furthermore, if it is a personal matter, there is a half chance that it will not come forward.

[Didn’t I tell you that I was divorced before?]

“I did. What is it, my wife’s problem?”

[Even though we were divorced, the relationship was not that bad. We kept in touch often until recently. However…..]

My ex-wife has lost contact with me for the past few months.

These days, there are many things to find because of me, and there are many hardships due to the appearance of the last humanoid enemy species, so he said he had no time to care, but it’s only a few months. The situation was sorted out, and when I tried to contact her for the first time in a while, I couldn’t find her whereabouts.

“Anyway, if that’s the case, you’d have filed a missing person report with the police. Is there something?”

[The last place I saw her was Jecheon, Chungcheongbuk-do. I figured it out through her network, but I couldn’t find any more clues than that.]

“Are you a natural person after entering the mountain?”

[That’s probably not it. I’m assuming that he entered one of the groups there.]

“Group?”

[Yes, it is a religious group that has suddenly appeared recently]

I was frightened at the sound of a religious group, and the thought of losing money soared to my head. In the first place, it’s not about dealing with people who believe in religion.

There are good people out there who deserve to be imitated, but there are a lot of people who are not. Especially when it comes to groups.

Shouldn’t this be left to the police? At the moment I thought so, I had a reason to step forward.

[They said the name of the organization was the Gaia Church]

It’s a name you’ll know what kind of pup it was.

……Those who thought of Goddess Transformation before that, get out!