Chapter 4 – Episode 3 – I Woke Up As A Saint’S Childhood Friend (3)

Episode 3 – I Woke Up as a Saint’s Childhood Friend (3)

“How should I release you? Tell me, Diana.”
“W-with your mouth. Gently with your mouth…”
“And then?”
“Please nibble me with your front teeth.”

I gently brushed her bangs aside, which had fallen down as if to say she had done well, and lowered my head. Her ample chest drew closer. A familiar scent wafted up. Diana’s skin scent… It wasn’t perfume, but it was a unique fragrance that made me want to keep smelling it.
I buried my face in her chest and took a deep breath.
Lately, with my busy schedule, I couldn’t even remember the last time Diana and I had spent time alone. The scent of Diana’s skin, which I hadn’t smelled in a while, made me feel at ease. As I enjoyed the lingering scent with my face buried in her chest, Diana’s hand stroked my hair.

“Does Diana’s chest feel that good?”

Her unique way of referring to herself in the third person as if she were someone else. It was a bit chuunibyou-ish, but it was Diana’s unique way of speaking since childhood. Now that I’d gotten used to it, it even felt cute.

“Yeah. It’s really good.”
“Hehe. You want to see Diana’s chest every day, don’t you?”
“Of course.”
“You’re so cute.”

Look at her. Is she treating me like a kid?
I’m fine with treating her like a kid, but I can’t stand being treated like one myself.
I lifted my head and bit her chest. After sucking on the soft flesh, I gently rolled my tongue over the pink tip, and her relaxed expression vanished in an instant.

“Y-you can’t do that so suddenly… Ahh.”

What do you mean I can’t? She should see what kind of expression she’s making right now. I wonder if she knows that she’s completely melted and limp.
I made eye contact with Diana and gently rolled the tip of my tongue over her nipple, and she covered her face with her hands, embarrassed. Her face was so small that it was completely hidden by her two hands.

“Don’t hide it. I want to see your expression.”
“B-but~ I’m too embarrassed.”
“You’re just pretty?”
“…M-my expression gets weird.”

Weird, my ass. It’s a melted expression that I like.
If she covers her face, I can’t see Diana’s expression, but conversely, Diana doesn’t know what I’m doing.
Then I’ll just do this.
I used my front teeth to gently bite and nibble her nipple, and Diana’s body flinched.

“Ah! Y-Yurian.”

I felt satisfied with her teary voice and bit and chewed on her nipple with my lips, and Diana’s body gradually stiffened before spasming briefly.

“Ahhh… Haa, haa.”

Her rough breathing, her gaze blankly staring into the air. It was a familiar sight.
She’s gone a little. She must have been building up a lot, it was a bit fast?
I gently licked her nipple again, letting her enjoy the afterglow. Now it’s my turn to get going…

Knock knock.
The sound of knocking on the wooden door.

“Keep it down. His Eminence the Cardinal is coming.”

Ugh… Why now of all times?
I was just about to get started, what a tease.

I hurriedly put on my clothes and sat properly, and then there was a knock on the wooden door.

“Yes. Come in.”
“Excuse me, Saintess. Oh? You were here too.”
“Your Eminence the Cardinal.”

I bowed my head slightly, and the old man also bowed his head slightly.

“Then, I’ll be going, Saintess.”
“See you later, Yurian.”

We exchanged nods and eye contact, and I left the room.

“You bastard… I warned you. Don’t lay a finger on the Saintess.”

A low growl. It was Irian.
He must have been listening outside and got angry. But well… It’s not like it’s the first or second time, after 15 years, you’d think he’d be used to it? He’s so consistent.

“I wanted to do that too? But you heard it too. Diana asked me to do it, what can I do? Irian, thanks to you watching over us, I could do it comfortably. Thanks, you’re the only one.”
“You trashy bastard! I’ll kill you someday.”
“That’s too much. We’ve been together for 15 years, haven’t we?”
“Shut up and get lost.”

How prickly.
He must have evolved in a bad way because his beloved Saintess only clings to me. He’s much pricklier than in the game. He wasn’t a foul-mouthed character, but at some point, he started cursing. Only to me, though.
Oh? Am I getting special treatment? That’s not bad either.

“It’s not like I did anything wrong. Diana is pure, you know? Isn’t this treatment too much?”

Of course, I omitted the word ‘yet’.

“…You do everything else except that, you bastard!”

Hmm. That’s true.
His face was red, and he was yelling, he must be really angry. Whether we were on good terms or bad, we’ve been living together for 15 years, seeing each other every day. And since he’s always with the Saintess as a member of the ‘Guardian,’ the three of us were always together, so we couldn’t help but know each other inside and out.

It was the first time in a while that I saw him this angry. He used to get angry easily when he was young, but I thought he’d developed some resistance as he got older. He must have gotten really angry at Diana’s moans that he heard after a long time.
Of course, this is only how it looks on the surface. After being with him for 15 years, I can easily tell that he’s not just angry.
Because…

【Irian Light】 ● Holy Knight
▼ Status
[Sexual Arousal] [Anger] [Frustration]

The status window doesn’t lie.
The emotions displayed in the status window start with the highest. In other words, the biggest emotion Irian is feeling right now is sexual arousal. He’s totally horny. And he’s pretending to be angry, yelling, it’s cute, so should I pretend not to notice?
I wonder if he knows that I’m pretending not to notice every time.
It’s fun to watch how long this prickly guy will keep this up.

* * *

Unfortunately, the morning’s ‘play’ was interrupted by the Cardinal’s visit. It had been a while, and the old man’s timing was great.

I took a cold shower to cool down my heated body, and when I came out, the priestesses nearby were squealing.

“Yurian-nim looks so handsome after his shower…”
“That shining appearance is definitely a blessing from the Holy Spirit. Ah, Yurian-nim.”

Hmm. Same reaction as usual.
I pretended not to notice and went into my room and flopped onto the bed. I had to go out for service in the afternoon, so I’d rest for a bit now.

I opened my status window for a smooth rest of my mind and body.

【Yurian】 ● Priest

▼ Stats
[Strength: 7] [Agility: 9] [Knowledge: 57] [Wisdom: 45] [Luck: 55]

▼ Skills
▶[Heal]
▶[Detox]
▶[Bless]
▶[Sanctuary]
▶[Unique]

▼ Traits
[Saint] [Peerless Beauty] [Virility] [Large Package] [Acting] [Clumsy]

What a status window that makes me feel proud just by looking at it. Ah, it’s healing.
The initial stats in the game were 5. The setting book said that the physical ability of a normal adult male was 5.

If strength and agility are 7 and 9, it can be seen as physical abilities that far exceed those of a normal adult male. It looks high when you put it like this, but the problem is that even though I’ve been training as a holy knight for the past 10 years, it’s only 7 and 9. It means that it’s not the stage to be happy that it’s higher than the average ability of an adult male.
In fact, in the game, this level of physical ability is still classified as a beginner. It’s a pathetic ability that will get you beaten up anywhere.
It’s all because of the clumsy trait. Damn it.

Knowledge and wisdom are the main stats for mage and priest characters.
In the game, knowledge was for strengthening magic effects, and wisdom was for increasing mana capacity and recovery, and since it feels roughly similar here, I decided to follow the game settings for convenience.
Looking at the stats, it’s a typical mage and priest build. And since knowledge and wisdom are both high, it’s a versatile mage and priest build.

What’s more important is the traits. As expected, it was worth it to pack all sorts of perks before starting the game!
A whopping Saint, Peerless Beauty, Virility, and Large Package!
Out of the six traits, if you exclude one debuff trait, there are five, and among them, four are precious traits that you can’t miss.

The Saint trait at the very front is classified as an S-class trait in the game. The so-called final boss of the priest class.
If you play as a male character, it’s a Saint, and if you choose a female character, it automatically changes to a Saintess trait. Of course, Diana’s trait has ‘Saintess’ written on it, and looking at the treatment Diana receives as a Saintess, you can see how great this is.
The biggest advantage of this trait is that you get advantages in all parts of the priest class. It’s a cheat trait that just boosts all priest class stats, skills, and traits!

Of course, having the trait ‘Saint’ is different from being recognized as a Saint by the church. I can’t show it to others, so I’ll just have to be satisfied with the stat boost.

The Peerless Beauty, Virility, and Large Package traits that follow were added to create a party with only heroines, which was the play style I had in mind before starting the game.
I thought it would be better for me, who is bad at controlling, to just heal and buff from behind, so I packed all the traits that are good for working on the female characters’ favorability to play the role of a cheerleader.

I don’t know if I should call this foresight or luck.
There’s no way I can play a melee character, which I couldn’t do in the game because I was bad at controlling, in this reality. How can I fight directly in front of me when swords and spears are flying around, monsters are attacking, and blood is gushing out like a fountain?
I’d probably just scream like a girl and run away.
Therefore, I’ll just have to play the role of a kept man.

That’s what the Peerless Beauty, Virility, and Large Package traits are for. I chose them, but what would I have done if I didn’t have them? All three of these traits give a buff to favorability in the game.

Peerless Beauty is the highest-tier trait among the charm-related traits, classified as S-class. Except for a few minor tendencies and conditions such as misandry, it gives all NPC favorability +15, and especially for female NPCs, it gives an additional favorability +20, for a total of +35, making it the final boss of favorability. In addition, it has the effect of making favorability easier to increase and slower to decrease, so it can be said to be the most important trait.

Large Package and Virility give +3 favorability only to women or men with homosexual traits, but if they develop into a ‘lover’ relationship or after the ‘sex’ option, they increase to +15 and +20, respectively. Of course, you can throw away the useless men and only take care of the women’s favorability.
If you have these three traits and have sex with the heroines, a miracle happens where the favorability increases by a whopping +70.
Unfortunately, the Virility and Large Package traits have the disadvantage of being very low in value if the condition of sex is not met, but that’s something you have to put up with.

As I was looking at the status window that made me feel proud just by looking at it, I opened the quest window this time.

【Quest】 ▶Locked

It’s completely blank. There’s nothing.
If I’ve been possessed into a game, there should be some kind of goal, it’s not like it’s The Sims.
It would be nice to have a goal, but it’s just like I’ve been thrown into the game world and left alone, so I feel lost.

I don’t have any desperate desire to go back to reality.
My parents passed away a long time ago, and I’m not married or have a girlfriend. I do think of a few of my friends, but it’s not like we have some great friendship, so I don’t care much.
Surprisingly, it’s not family, friends, or hometown that I miss the most, but modern civilization. Computers, TVs, smartphones, chicken, kimchi, hamburgers, etc. In short, if I had to pick the thing I miss the most in this world possession, it would be electronics and food. …Am I weird?

Other than that, I’m not particularly dissatisfied with life here.
A woman who is so beautiful and has such a great body that I could never meet in reality is even my childhood friend!?

What kind of fantasy animal is this? It doesn’t end there. This amazing childhood friend only follows me around, and a tsundere lesbian beauty is barking loudly. There are only two of them now, but when I think about how many heroines there are in this game world, my heart swells.
Above all, I, ‘Yurian,’ here am the ultimate handsome man. Just looking at my face makes me happy, and I realize, ah~ that’s why being handsome is the best, it’s thrilling. I have a good appearance, good abilities, and I haven’t used it on anyone but one person yet, but I even have a large package and virility.

“…Should I just live here forever?”

When I think about it, what would I do if I went back to reality? I’d be a single 30-year-old man scratching my belly and playing games. Well… I don’t even know if I can go back, but I’m drinking the kimchi soup alone.
But really, why isn’t this damn quest showing up? I’ve entered a game where I have to defeat the Demon King, but I’m being left alone like this, so I’m getting a little anxious.