Chapter 41 – The Irian Of The Forgotten Temple (5)

“……You, you! How did you know!”

Irian belatedly shrieked. What an idiot.

“I knew from the start.”
“……Really?”
“Yeah. Do you think I’m stupid enough not to notice something like that?”

She went silent, seemingly surprised. She even stopped squirming, which was unlike Irian, so I playfully smacked her thigh.

“Eek!”
“…….”

A smack on the butt.

“Heeeek!”
“…….”
“D-don’t do that!”

Smack, smack.

“I said stop it!”

…This is fun.

“Are you going to be all prickly with me again?”
“You crazy bastard! Is this the time for that!? Hurry up and get me out of here!”
“Uh-uh. You need to be punished.”

Smack, smack.

“Heeek! I won’t, I won’t do it again!”
“Looks like you only come to your senses when you’re hit. Good girl~ Ugh, cough, hack! Hey, don’t move, cough!”

I patted her butt, and she started squirming and trying to kick me. There wasn’t much space to move as it was, and now she was flailing her legs in front of me, making my face look like a steamed bun.

She was kicking without any control, and I thought I might actually get killed, so I desperately struggled to survive.

“Kyaaaa! W-what are you doing!!”
“……Whew~ I almost died.”

I wonder what she would think if she knew that my struggle was just to avoid her flailing legs and stick close to her butt.

“Don’t blow air on my butt!”
“You were being so cocky. How about this? And this?”
“Kyaaah! Ahhh… I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I won’t do it again!”

I tortured her by blowing air on her butt, tapping her crotch with my forehead, and rubbing her with my chin, and she finally couldn’t take it anymore and surrendered. Heh, victory is mine.

“Shit… Shit, really… Hngh.”
“Hey… Irian? Are you crying?”
“…Get lost, you son of a bitch.”

Her voice was tearful, so I felt awkward and quietly backed away. Was I a little too harsh?

“Hey, what’s a guy doing crying over something like that.”
“…I’m a girl, you idiot.”
“…So, it’s okay for a girl to cry?”
“Ugh… Shit, really. This sucks.”

…I’m screwed.

“I’m sorry. I… I was a bit much. Irian. Hey, hey. I’m sorry. Are you okay?”
“Just get me out of here, you son of a bitch!”

Ugh, that voice. She still has her loud temper, so I guess she’s okay.
Making people worry.

“I’ll push you, so try to get out.”
“Stop touching my butt! I’m stuck, how am I supposed to get out!”
“Then where am I supposed to touch! If you hate it so much, hurry up and get out!”

I was trying to push Irian, who was struggling, by touching her butt, and I was the one who was dying. Her bouncy butt was so soft, I could see her tight crotch right in front of me, my thing was stiff as a board, and my divine power was about to run out.

……I’m going crazy, really.
I sighed without realizing it, and Irian’s body trembled.

“Uwaaa… Don’t blow air on me!”
“Ah, sorry.”

She’s making a fuss over a sigh. My posture was uncomfortable, so it wasn’t easy to use my strength.
I was pushing Irian’s butt while crawling, but I slipped and ended up burying my face in her crotch.

“Cough!”
“Haaah… I said don’t do that!”
“I fell too!”

Aish, my face is throbbing. But what’s this water…? Water?
I wondered what the water was, so I rubbed the liquid on my face with my finger and took it off, and it was slippery and sticky… Could it be? I smelled it, and it was definitely it. She… She came.

Was it because I was touching her? Or because I hit her butt? Or maybe because I blew air on her crotch and stimulated her? Or because I touched her thigh? Or because I rubbed her with my chin? ……It was just foreplay. So, she came a little.

Was it because I thought that? I stared at her crotch, and something dark was wet. I poked it with my finger.

“Heeek!”

Irian’s butt, which was twisting her legs like a pretzel, was tense.

“You… Did you come?”
“……Uwaaaang. Hngh.”
“I-it’s okay! It can happen! I got super hard too? It’s not weird at all. Hey, are you listening?”
“I’m going to kill you! Hngh… You son of a bitch, I’m going to kill you, really!”
“No, why are you going to kill me… I said I’m sorry. It’s natural, so you really don’t need to be embarrassed, okay? Do you know what I mean?”
“Just get me out of here!!”

I’m going crazy. I scraped together the remaining divine power and poured it into my strength stat, then pushed with all my might.

“It hurts! It hurts, it hurts!!”
“What?”
“M-my chest! My chest hurts from being rubbed!”
“It’s okay. If your nipples fall off, I’ll stick them back on with healing.”
“You crazy bastard!!”

I slammed into Irian’s butt, which was flailing in anger.

“Kyaaaa!!”
“……Oh?”

It worked? Irian fell to the ground, and I quickly squeezed my body through the hole. Shit, my divine power is completely gone. The shield will disappear soon.

Considering how the hole shook when I reduced the shield, what would happen when the shield disappeared? It was obvious that it would collapse, so I couldn’t stay here.

Fortunately, the scene in front of me after Irian got out was the interior of the temple, which was back to normal. Surely it wouldn’t collapse all the way there? Looking at Irian, who was lying on the floor, hugging her chest and squirming, she seemed okay. …Her nipples didn’t really fall off, did they?

I put my head in, and tried to get out… get out… get out…?

“Aaaah, it hurts… What are you doing? Why is only your head… Don’t tell me?”
“……I, I need you to get me out.”
“……You’re crazy.”
“…….”
“…….”

I made eye contact with Irian, who was lying on the floor. …It’s a bit embarrassing to be like this with only my face sticking out of the hole.

“Hey. Irian? Won’t you get me out?”
“……You son of a bitch. You’re in for it.”
“Irian-nim? Hello?”

Whack!

“Cough!”

What a blockhead! Who in the world would suddenly headbutt someone like that? I was so dazed from being hit once.

“You bastard! How long have you known!”
“F-from the start.”
“……Really?”
“I told you, I knew from the start! Do you think I’m stupid? Who would believe that a cute girl is a boy when she’s obviously a girl!”
“Cu, cute…”

Irian’s eyes, which had been glaring at me with a flushed face, started to roll around. What kind of crazy thing is she going to do now?

“It’s a, a secret.”
“What?”
“It’s a secret! That I’m a girl!”
“Why would I?”
“Hmph. Then live there.”
“Irian-nim! You know I can keep a secret, right?”
“…You, you better keep it.”

Then, she grabbed my face with both hands and started pulling me out. …You crazy bitch! My neck is going to snap! My neck, my neck! Uwaaaaa!

Thud!
Finally, the shield disappeared, and I heard the sound of rocks colliding in the distance, and the temple started to shake. At the same time, the hole cracked and collapsed from the vibration, and a sharp pain shot through my waist as if it was being cut off.

The moment I made a whooshing sound from the extreme pain, Irian grunted and pushed, and my body, which was pulled out, flew through the air.

‘……Shit. Am I going to die like this.’

They say that a person’s life flashes before their eyes before they die, and it’s true. Instead of a life flashing before my eyes, the world was spinning.

“Cough!”

Soon, I fell to the ground, and a dull pain resonated throughout my body.
……What is this? I can’t feel my lower body, but my upper body hurts like hell. I coughed and coughed, and red blood splattered in front of my eyes.
This is bullshit… Is something wrong? It hurts so much?

“A-are you okay?”
“You… Y-you, grrr, son of a… cough, cough.”

My breathing… Something was filling my windpipe and kept flowing out. What the hell? Why is everything so red?

“J-just a minute. Heal! Heal!”

The red-tinged vision brightened, and the pain subsided. Only then did I realize that what was pouring out of my mouth was pieces of my insides. …No, what the hell just happened?

“Were you really trying to kill me?”
“Are you crazy? Of course not! It looks like your waist got crushed when the hole collapsed.”

Her tone was quite gentle, probably because my condition was serious. This is the first time I’ve seen her talk so kindly.

“My divine power is low, so I’ve only managed to get you through the immediate crisis. Just hold on a little longer, I’ll heal you as soon as my divine power recovers.”
“…It, it hurts a lot?”

Only my upper body hurt before, but now my lower body hurts too. Could it be that my spine was broken and my senses were paralyzed and then came back… Thinking about it makes it hurt even more!

“Can’t a guy handle that much?”
“……Trying to copy me.”

I chuckled weakly, and she gave a weak smile as well.
What the hell is going on? It’s not like I was fighting a monster, but I almost died from falling. My death should only be from exhaustion.

“Cough!”

I coughed, and blood gushed out of my mouth. The blood even splattered on Irian’s face, who was looking at me, and I felt a little sorry.

“Hey, sorry. I got blood on you.”
“…It’s okay. Don’t worry about it.”

I was blankly looking at the ceiling, trying to swallow the pain, when my head was lifted, and I felt something soft. And the feeling of a hand stroking my hair.

“…What are you doing.”
“This is just for now. So, just hold on a little longer. My divine power is recovering, okay?”

Irian’s thighs were surprisingly soft, and her touch was warm. Looking up at her, I wondered why she was pretending to be a man. She’s just a girl.

“Really… Cough, the guys who see you as a man, cough! Are they all blind, cough! Idiots?”
“Shut your mouth, you idiot. You keep bleeding.”

I felt her hand lightly tap my forehead, and then I lost consciousness.

“Hey! Yurian! Hey!”

…Shit, I’m a goner.

I see something strange in front of me. …Is it a mistake? A hallucination?
It’s Irian sleeping. …Hey, wasn’t she a cyborg? She sleeps too. The softness of her thighs and the sweet scent of a girl were coming from the back of my head. Thanks to her taking off her armor, her bulging chest was right in front of my nose.
She really has a great chest.

“…Stop staring and turn your eyes away?”
“Were you awake?”
“How could I not wake up when you were staring like that.”

Her eyes, which were opening groggily, looked hazy. After a few blinks, her blurry eyes became clear as usual, and she started glaring at me.

“What are you doing.”
“……No. It’s nothing. My back hurts.”
“Are you going to lie? You’re saying your back hurts while touching someone else’s thigh? I poured all my divine power into healing you, and now what? Your back hurts? Should I really make it hurt?”

She’s so prickly.
I took my hand off her thigh, and this time she shook her thigh and urged me to get up. Ugh… I’m being kicked out of my last refuge. I should have just stayed still.

I got up and found that nothing hurt and my condition had recovered quite a bit. I was checking my body by moving my arms and legs, but Irian was still sitting with her back against the wall.

“What are you doing? Are you going to live here?”
“…Just a little longer.”
“Are you hurt?”

I tried to check on her, but she even waved her hand roughly. What’s wrong with her… Huh? There’s something on her hand… Water. Where did the water come from… This is a familiar pattern.

“You… Did you come?” “……W-what are you talking about!”
“No, well… You can feel it. It’s natural, so you don’t need to be embarrassed. I got hard too.”
“You crazy bastard. You pervert.”

Her face was flushed red, and she was muttering to herself, not showing her usual energy.

“You got hard even while sleeping. And you keep… Touching, touching weird places.”
“……Me?”
“Yes, you pervert! Touching other people’s thighs!”
“Wow… That’s so unfair.”
“It’s true!”
“No, it’s not that. I don’t remember.”
“…….”

Which hand was it? I opened both hands and seriously pondered.
…This isn’t fun.
The atmosphere was still heavy, so I quietly sat in front of her and stared at her. She must have felt my gaze, because she hugged her knees and buried her face.
Wow… What’s with this reaction. She’s so cute.

“Irian.”
“…What. Am I a pervert?”
“No. I told you, it’s natural. I got hard too, you know?”