Chapter 225 – Axis! Initiate! The First Customer of Pastor Dungeon Rescue Insurance and Rescue Request Office!
One.
Bang!
I burst out of Aimee’s chest like a spring and screamed earnestly at the back of the head of the guest as she shattered open the door and walked away.
“Guest! Come on, wait a minute! Ohhh! Hey, you can come back! We are operating normally!”
“Aww…!”
As if my earnest heart, not wanting to miss the first customer after three months of opening, had reached her, she quickly stopped walking.
And when she turned her head slightly, I began to see her flushed face and an expression of embarrassment.
The moment I saw her customer’s cute little face, I knew she was someone I should never miss.
It’s a very kind and pure face. It is written on your face that you want to leave this place right now, but even though I say this earnestly, the thought of how to leave also coexists. A time when you care too much about courtesy and kindness toward people, yes. That face is perfect for eating on the back… No, it’s the face of a newcomer to society who hasn’t yet tasted the bitter taste of society!
Of course, I didn’t mean to hurt my back.
I just thought he was easy to convince and a perfect human figure to write a contract with.
Anyway, if I let that guest into the office now, I can make him sign a contract in one fell swoop with my goddamned chatter.
That’s right, we’ll finally be able to do our first start. And if that guest is satisfied with our rescue insurance and spreads this to his fellow Awoken…!
From then on, the true nature of ‘Paster Dungeon Rescue Insurance and Rescue Request Office’ will be revealed to the world.
If that happens, you won’t have to look at your empty bankbook anymore, and you won’t have to apologize after showing hysterics to Emme.
Often… No, I don’t have to be teased by Scar, who comes to visit me almost every other day, I don’t have to worry about being persuaded by Raffy to join Team 2 again, I don’t have to worry about receiving an anonymous donation from Ia-noona and then send it back. You don’t have to.
You don’t have to be consoled because you suddenly get depressed while playing dog play with Senior Silk!
That Meina really doesn’t have to pretend she doesn’t know that I’m staring at her with her pitying face!
So, I must never miss the guest who is agonizing between the aisle leading to the stairs and me far away.
However, when I saw the faces of the customers who were wandering around, the feelings of holding me back and wanting to get out of this place seemed to outweigh the consideration of ‘Still, they say that even if they go so far, wouldn’t it be better to listen to them at least once?’
So if you leave it as it is, you’ll be like, ‘That’s right. Because the two of us seem to be spending time inside. My, I can’t interfere.’ He may conclude to himself and disappear like the wind.
I threw in her miracle gamble to keep her, as I had to prevent the misfortune of leaving her first guest in her life like that.
“Now! Come now! 50% off all services! Because you are our first guest!”
50% off all services.
It was an unconventional discount that anyone would be shaken by, but right after I said that, I saw for the first time the brooch on the bag strap of the customer who turned to me, and felt that the gambler had failed.
That’s an academy brooch that only students in the academy can wear. That’s a platinum brooch that can only be worn up to 10th place!
Scar, who used to wear a platinum brooch, laughed at my bronze brooch and said, ‘How is Pastor? Can you feel the difference in class? This is the difference between you and me that can never be bridged. Do you understand? Now, do you know what to do with me?’, So I know how great a platinum brooch is.
At that time, when Scar asked if he knew what to do, he said, ‘Yes, there’s a big difference between you and me, so let’s hang out with people of our respective levels.’
Of course, at that time, Scar was an angry bull who didn’t listen to anyone, and I was an incompetent person who didn’t even go down the rabbit hole. Stupid stupid Paster! I can’t. I’ll give you a thorough education so that you won’t ever think of falling away from me again.’
When I think about it again, it’s not a memory…! Now is not the time to be soaked in such memories. What the fuck There’s no way something like a 50% discount would work for an elite in the top 10 of the academy. A person with that level of skill must come from a famous family!
When I heard that it was a 50% discount, I thought, ‘What is it? Do I look like someone who needs a discount right now?’
Offending consumers is an act you should never do as a seller, but you did it in a hurry.
Never, never missed He’s a guest after three months. It was the light of hope that came down in three months…!
“…”
If you go down the rabbit hole and stun the back of the neck, then forcefully tamper with the contract…
“I will! If you go now, you get 50% off all services, right? Is that right?”
“Uh… Ah, yes. Yes. That, of course!”
Hey, why is this happening?
2.
Oh, I came in by accident.
I entered the office that I did not want to enter because I was distracted by the unconventional service of 50% discount on all services and half price of all services.
Of course, before the graduation dungeon strategy test, my grandmother told me to listen to something like this and tell me to go safely… She seemed to be doing something that she just did earlier…
Sitting crouching on the sofa for entertaining guests, I glanced in the direction where my handsome older brother, who looked very earnest, and my very pretty sister, who didn’t fit in a place like this, were there.
“Emme, wasn’t there coffee bean powder here to serve guests? Why is this not there?”
“Coffee bean powder? Everyone came and said it was surprisingly delicious, so there is none. Besides, there’s no way they won’t drink it because it’s the coffee that Mr. Rabbit brews himself.”
“What if I don’t have it now! Oh, I said this to myself for not preparing in advance, I’m not angry with Aimee!”
“Well, you know. There’s no way Mr. Rabbit could be mad at me for something like this, right?”
“Thank you for not misunderstanding me, Ame! Ah, ah, by the way, what should I do now? If you have guests, it’s polite to make coffee…”
The super pretty older sister is always relaxed, but the boss… The older brother who was called the rabbit boss kept looking at me and seemed very urgent anyway.
The whole time I was restless and went back and forth, going back and forth like I was living alone at the academy, so I felt sorry for nothing.
Looking at it like this, it’s not scary at all. I was a bit scared when I opened the door earlier and saw that.
Thinking again, ‘This is why you shouldn’t judge people by their first impressions’, I’m reflecting in my heart, oppa… No, what kind of oppa are you to a person I’ve seen for the first time today? No matter how good looking you are, that’s not it.
Hmmmm, Mr. Rabbit came up to me and asked again in a desperate voice with his hands together.
“I-I’m sorry, sir, but I’ll go right after the mart and buy some coffee, so could you wait a bit?”
“Yes? Oh, no, it’s fine!”
No matter how much I said I would go, I couldn’t make the rabbit boss I met with a coffee shuttle for a cup of coffee.
However, at my words, Mr. Rabbit turned his complexion pale and looked at me with a sad expression and eyes that seemed ready to burst into tears at any moment.
“It’s because I’m not feeling well… This customer is the first honorable customer since the opening of this ‘Paster Dungeon Rescue Insurance and Rescue Request Office’, but if I can’t serve you a cup of tea…”
Hey, this is the one where Mr. Rabbit gets very upset when I say he’s okay…! I’m asking you not to just say that the moist eyes that are about to shed tears are okay!
To a person with a face like that, ‘No. It’s okay.’
In the end, sorry, I avoided the rabbit-like gaze of the rabbit boss and nodded his head.
“Yes, yes. Then that…… Please.”
Ugh… I think I came in for nothing. This is too burdensome for me… I just did what her grandmother told me to do, and I refused to sign up, saying I was sorry, and then I came out and said to her grandmother, ‘Yeah. Grandma, they were also scammers. In the first place, if you could save your life with something like dungeon rescue insurance, everyone would use it.’
“Thank you! Soon! I’ll be back really soon!”
“……Yes.”
If you treat me with sincerity like this, it’s hard to say no, and you won’t be able to say anything bad to grandma…!
I couldn’t bear to raise my head at the kindness that was so heavy and burdensome, so I lowered my head.
Dismissed!
Then, right in front of me where Mr. Rabbit was, there was a sound like sparks, and I thought, ‘This is a very old building, did it short out? Then it might catch fire?’ When the thought flashes through your mind.
Dismissed!
Again, the sound of sparks that I had just heard came right in front of me.
‘If it happens once, it can be considered a coincidence, but if the same thing happens twice in a row, it is inevitable.’
The words that the professor of Dungeon Safety Strategy always wears, and which is imprinted in the mind of all academy students, flashed in my head.
A real short circuit could cause a fire. First of all, you have to evacuate the very pretty sister who treats the rabbit boss like a servant outside, find the short-circuit area, and do the first action…!
With a sense of chivalry boiling in her heart, she raises her head to evacuate her super-pretty sister from this old office.
“Guest, I’m back! I’ll burn it right away, so wait a little bit!”
“······Uh?”
Right in front of me, Mr. Rabbit was holding a container of ground coffee beans in his hand and waving it proudly.
What, what? How can you… So quickly?
Something is unusual about this office.