Chapter 31 – Silk Blonde (1)

One.

In Liar’s Trap, there were three bitches who treated me so badly that they didn’t feel guilty about using the hypnosis app.
The first of these is my childhood friend and life’s nightmare, Scar Rait, a beast wearing a human mask who just lives as he pleases.
The second is Lapis Julie, who taught me that ‘even words can kill a person.’, His junior at the academy, his ex-fiancée, and current direct supervisor.
And the last third was a silk blonde who was looking up at me with languid eyes right now under my desk.

“Ah, no, Team 3, how did you get in here…?”
“Call me senior. Team leader 3 is not very cute. Seniors are cute.”

Seeing that he didn’t answer the question and kept talking about something else, it seemed that I wasn’t hallucinating. That said, the person under my desk right now is the silk blonde.

No, how the fuck did you get out of here?

As the name of the room suggests, the Search Captain’s Office was a space where a lot of information I had collected was gathered.
Almost all very important information, such as information on dungeons monopolized by the guild and information on S-class dungeons that were being investigated after winning the right to capture them, was here.
To sum it up, it’s the second most important place in the Liar’s Trap after the doctor’s lab.

That’s why, unless you get permission from the guild leader or me, no matter how S-class awakened team leaders, you can’t enter.
It is also an important area to the extent that all passages to the guild are blocked with an alarm going off when someone unauthorized enters…

“It’s nice to look up at my patsy from here because it’s pretty fresh. My body is a little tired because I’ve been there for a long time. Can you move out of the way?”

How did you come in? Fuck you.

Silk blondes are the most erratic and unpredictable kind of people I’ve ever met.
Similar to Scar, he has to do whatever he wants to do at all costs, but Scar acts as he pleases every day and doesn’t do anything big, while Silk Blonde acts like he doesn’t care about the world and occasionally gets into big accidents. It was the difference between the two.

It’s tiring when you’re with Scar, but when you’re involved with silk blonde, it feels like your lifespan is cut short.

I made room for her to slide her chair behind her once she wanted. Then she crawled out from under her desk on all fours and stretched her like a cat.

“Huuuuu!”

Her waist slightly bent down, her buttocks lifted up, and even the white side exposed because her T-shirt was rolled up. Everything that could be called the essence of cat pose was contained in her stretch.

“After. It’s better now.”

Having finished her stretch in her perfect cat pose, the silky blonde rose from her seat and placed her hand on my shoulder. She smelled good shampoo in her gold bob cut.
However, there was a gap that could not be bridged by scent or skinship, so I did not relax.

“Passy is the type that looks skinny when worn. If you touch the shoulder like this, you will be surprised. It’s wider and stronger than I thought.”

Silk blonde slender fingers tapped her shoulder as if playing the piano.
I raised my eyebrows and asked again as she made her hum and mimicked her scale with her hum.

“So how did you get in here? No, you know you shouldn’t come in here like this in the first place.”
“Passy, ​​it’s been a while since we’ve seen each other, are you very picky? Are you so curious about how I got in?”

You have to be curious and sleep, and you have to know how the fuck got in, so you can block it or not.

The search chief’s office was one of the few places where I could rest in peace thanks to the tight security. I couldn’t wait to see that space of rest being invaded by a crazy S-class Awakener.
So I had to find out how she got in and find out how to prevent her.

Now that I’ve flown home, I can’t lose even the Search Captain’s Office. Especially for a crazy bitch like this…!

As I looked up at the silk blonde with her wary eyes, she smiled endearingly and put a hand to my hair. Then she ran her palm gently from her head to her cheek, as if petting her dog, and put her hand on my cheek as she brought out her answer.

“Recently, I went to a Class A dungeon for a walk. There, I met a cute kid I had never seen before. What is it? I’ll also introduce you to Patsy. Come out. Gosi.”

Woooooh

The silk blonde put her free hand to the side of her mouth and called Gotsy. Then the air shuddered as if it had been an earthquake, and something translucent appeared through the wall.
Covered in pure white cloth all over, the monster body, which looked exactly like a ghost from a movie, floated in the air and settled next to the silk blonde.

“Greetings, Patsy, new family. Gossi says hello to my patsy too.”

Woo woo woo…

The monster body, which was called Goshi at the silk blonde’s words, nodded as if to say hello to the round part of its supposed face. I awkwardly bowed my head slightly to accept the Gotsy’s greeting, then turned my gaze back to the silk blonde.

“No, can this also be taming? Wasn’t it only for creatures?”
“Passy, ​​you are talking strangely. Is Goshi alive? Look. You can even breathe like this.”

Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo hoo

As if responding to the silk blonde’s words, Goshi sent a chilly wind to me. It was humid and puffy, and the wind, which was unpleasant to receive with a bare face, blew through my hair.
Looking at the silk blonde’s languid yet innocent eyes and the gothic floating beside them, as if in a good mood, I sighed.

“Ha······.”

First of all, I got a sense of how the silk blonde got in when I saw the ghost-type demon named Gossi passing through the wall and the sensor not detecting it.
She must have entered this room using her taming ability.

Silk Blond was an Awakener who had reached the end of his ability called ‘taming’.
Taming is the ability to tame a subdued monster, and it is an ability that only a few Awakeners can use. A tamed demon will sacrifice its life to follow the command of the tamer.

Just saying this sounds like a real bitch overbalance ability, but in fact, there is a limit to taming, so you can’t tame a beast that exceeds your ability.
That’s why tamers are very few and rare, but they are not treated very well.

So even though taming ability can be used, the current state of tamers is to train combat-type abilities and use taming as an auxiliary ability.

However, in front of her eyes, the silk blonde stroking the supposed head of Gotsy was the only person who broke the limits of the tamer.

“Gossy, you have a charm that is as white as the snow that fell all night. Can I pull it once?”
Woooooung…?!
“If you take off this cloth, it will disappear? Hmmm… It’s a shame. It looked good for a tablecloth.”

You can guess how great silk blonde’s ability is when you see how he calmly uses a magic beast with high mana control that is not even caught by the sensor of the search captain’s room invented by the doctor as a tablecloth.

Her taming was so powerful that it was meaningless to even compare it to the taming known to the public, only by name. Silk blonde’s taming does not discriminate against the opponent.
She can tame people, awakened people, and powerful high-ranked demons as long as she puts her mind to it.
Besides, she could use the ability of the person she had tamed as she herself, so her silk blonde as a tamer was literally a perfect existence, a walking hypnosis app.

“By the way, Patsy, why didn’t you go to work yesterday?”

Her thoughts were interrupted by the silk blonde’s question. She didn’t even look at me as she gently swept the fabric of her gosh.
She looks indifferent, but it was clear that she was still watching me through Gotsy’s eyes. The reason why I pretend to be indifferent is to induce my carelessness.

But how did you know I didn’t go to work yesterday?

“How else did you know that?”

Silk Blonde was the leader of Team 3 of Liar’s Trap, and she was also the only Awakened member of Team 3. It was because if she tamed another guild member, a real catastrophe would happen.
For that reason, Team 3 is isolated from Liar’s Trap to the extent that it even has a separate building.

But how did you find out that I didn’t go to work for just one day from a place so far away?

The answer to that question popped out in the languid atmosphere created by the silk blonde’s languid but eerie eyes and Gossy, whose light had disappeared.

“That’s it… I was waiting under Passy’s desk from before work yesterday to surprise him. Of course you know.”
“······Yes?”

When I heard the answer from her mouth, I couldn’t help but doubt her ears.

No, the fuck has been hiding under my desk since yesterday morning? Until recently?

“Why not?”
“Because Patsy doesn’t want to be my family. Wouldn’t it be nice if I joined Patsy’s family? I was thinking.”

What the fuck is that bullshit

For silk blondes, the word family has a different meaning than the family that ordinary people know. To her, her family means the same as the pets we know.

Silk blonde, she was the daughter of a blonde family maid.
Because of that, she grew up being treated as a pet instead of being treated as her child by the blonde family when she was young, and in her head, the formula that her family = pet was established… You’ve said it to me before.

The silk blonde sat astride my lap, looking at me with her dimmed eyes. She had a gothie standing behind her spewing a very dangerous blue chain.

“Passy, ​​did you decide to join another woman’s family? Is that why you didn’t go to work yesterday?”
“Yes?”
“Patsy smells refreshing. Smells like Lapis Julie… Are you going to be Lapis Julie’s family? If that’s the case… I might be a little angry.”

Before I knew it, the chains of the goths filled the search chief’s room like the trunks of thorns. It contained a will to blow up the whole space as soon as I did something nonsense.
As I froze at the menacing sight, the silk blonde grinned and pulled her dog collar from her pocket.

“Passy, ​​it’s a gift. Are you going to hang it?”

When she was young, she lost interest in people because she was severely burned by people. Surprisingly, I knew why she was so obsessed with me. I didn’t know why other bitches obsessed with me, but I knew deep down why silk blondes obsessed with me.

That’s why.

“Because the only thing I can’t tame is you. If you would be my family, I would be very happy.”

Because the silk blonde taming didn’t work for me for some reason.