Chapter 34 – Silk Blonde (4)

One.

“It was a fateful meeting that seemed like something out of a movie. Isn’t it Patsy?”
“It must be a nightmare encounter.”
“It was fate for me. Because it was the day I met the only person who couldn’t get my way.”

I said something romantic, but it didn’t look romantic at all because she was sitting on my lap and twirling the yellow dog collar around her finger.
The dog collar spinning around the second knuckle of her slender index finger looked like a cowboy’s noose, giving me chills.
At first glance, the pale gold color looked like an artifact. I don’t know what kind of ability the artifact has, but it seemed like an artifact that wouldn’t help me at all.

“Stop turning it around. It’s crazy.”
“Okay? Shall I hang it around my neck, then?”

When I said a word, the silk blonde immediately put a dog collar on it as if it had been caught well.
With both ends held by the silk blonde’s fingertips, the dog collar approaching to wrap around my neck quickly followed a precise trajectory.
Under the assumption that it was a surprise attack, it was a move that would work for a B-class Awakener.

However, if he had suffered from such a thing, he would have been kidnapped by Scar long ago and turned into a maggot-chan exclusively for Scar with his limbs cut off.

Of course, Scar never really attempted a kidnapping. Wasn’t it? Wouldn’t it be No, if the opponent is Scar, there might be enough. It’s just that I unknowingly evaded the kidnapping attempt.

Anyway, no movement can catch me. The doctor, Scar, and Lapis Julie all exaggeratedly told me that the one who ran away was an S-class.
Besides, my evasion skills recognized by world-class geniuses do not depend only on rabbit holes.

After all, it’s me who goes down the rabbit hole. If I don’t have dodging in mind, the rabbit hole or whatever is useless.

To sum it up, I mean I have some fucking evasive skills even without going down the rabbit hole.
I hadn’t lived a clumsy life enough to get caught in these linear, well-intentioned moves. I raised my hand and blocked the path of the dog collar approaching me.
The moment the dog collar touched my hand, it filled my hand as if it were a magnet.

Click.

And nothing happened. I lightly removed the necklace from around my finger and put it in my pocket to keep the silk blonde from fooling around.
The reason why nothing happened even though it was filled in the hand was because, due to the nature of the artifact, if it was in the form of a necklace, it would only be effective when worn around the neck.
It was a situation avoidance that I was able to do because I knew that.

“Ugh… How does Passy get away so well?”

When the operation to put a dog collar around Pastor’s neck ended in failure, the silk blonde slightly furrowed her brow and stuck out her lower lip as if she were pouting.
Even that appearance was pretty, but I couldn’t just listen and move on because I didn’t ask why she was avoiding me so well.

“That question shouldn’t come out of Team 3’s mouth.”
“Yes? What do you mean?”
“Who did I become like this for? Are you saying that now when you know best?”
“Ah, it was thanks to me, right? I forgot.”

Ekong. My mistakes. Saying that, sticking out his tongue and banging his head with his fist, the doctor with eyes like a dead fish was not cuter than when he did it.
Where the fuck do you learn stuff like that?

And because of it… Thanks to you… Ha, the plague is real.

As Silk Blond said, her survival-specialized evasion ability was perfected because of her.
Not because of her, but because of. This is the most important part.
This ability was acquired to survive the madness of Silk Blonde.
Even now, two years later, just thinking about that moment makes me wake up, the memory remains as a trauma to me.

But you say it’s thanks to that? Shamelessly?

I tried to endure it for a while and endure it for three months, but it seemed that my patience would not last. A lot of big things happened the day before yesterday, yesterday, and today just for 3 days.
Because of that, my mentality was unknowingly cracking, but now, with the word ‘thanks’ coming out of the silk blonde’s mouth, I lost my patience again today.

“Get off your knees.”
“Nope?”

Even if I spoke in a low voice, I expected this kind of answer to come out. Silk blonde is very similar to Scar in terms of personality.
So it was only natural that Silk Blonde wouldn’t listen to me, just as Scar wouldn’t apologize to me. He knew anyway, so he didn’t take much of a hit.
So I just nodded.

“I can’t help it if I don’t like it.”

After that, I moved down the rabbit hole. It didn’t move particularly far, just right next to the chair.

Knocked up!

It was a very short move, but the silk blonde sitting on my lap down a rabbit hole that starts right up without a hint loses his balance and stomps his butt.

“Ouch!”

There was no way that the body of an S-class Awakener would get hurt to such an extent. But the silk blonde raised the ends of his eyebrows in pain and looked up at me.
However, seeing my hardened expression, I got up from the floor casually and brushed my butt. Then he put his hand on my cheek and asked cautiously.

“······Passy, ​​are you mad?”

Pestilence. It’s like this again.

Scar, silk blonde, and lapis julie are always like this. It makes my insides boil, but if it seems like it will burst soon, they notice it like a ghost and release my anger slightly in their own way.

In the case of Scar, after committing everything, he notices it like a puppy after an accident. That look doesn’t go well with Scar, so when he laughs, his anger goes away.
Of course, Scar isn’t good at things like this, so she crosses the line sometimes.

In the case of Lapis Juli, after flirting with everything, she said, “Still, the only one I can say is my senior. Can’t you leave my side?’ Then, as if he was embarrassed, he dyed his ears red and turned his head away. Seeing that somehow relieved his anger.

And in the case of silk blonde, I put my hand on my cheek and make eye contact as I do now. Then she forgets that she is angry for a moment because her beautiful face fills her view more than Scar or Lapis Julie.

Fuck. You are beautiful today too. Like a dog

To annoyance, the silk blonde was as beautiful as ever today. But you can’t just let it go like this every time.
I kept a firm expression and asked in a cold voice.

“You know that now?”
“······Yes. I got it now.”

Did you know now? Yeah, I fucking knew it would come out like that. If it was like usual, ‘I wish I knew. Don’t do that next time.’ I can’t forgive you for not even apologizing…

“That… I’m sorry, Patsy. Because I don’t notice.”

Uh?

“Yes? Now, wait a minute. What did you say now?”
“I said I’m sorry…”
“I’m sorry? To me? Why?”
“Because I did something to be sorry for.”
“Yes!? Do you know that it’s something to be sorry about? Senior?”
“Passy, ​​what do you think of me…?”

I couldn’t hear the silk blonde’s bewildered voice. Because I wasn’t in a position to listen to that. It was very confusing. It felt like the house I had only dreamed of had fallen right in front of my eyes.

Did you apologize? An S-class Awakener? To me? A silk blonde vying for first place?
I pinched my cheek, wondering if it was a dream. I felt a stinging pain. It was not a dream. The silk blonde really apologized to me.

This crazy What the hell is the world going to be like?

Even though what I always hoped for happened, I couldn’t be genuinely happy. On the contrary, it felt like the situation for which he had received an apology was wrong.

No. Calm down Pastor. There must be something up. Other than that, I can’t explain it. A nobleman who hasn’t shown the slightest bit of sorry for me for two years suddenly apologizes? Mr. Ia Reese, who was passing by, suddenly told me not to confess to me.

Oh, did you already? No, I didn’t confess. Even though I did something like a confession. Didn’t confess

I grabbed my shaky spirit and put the silk blonde in my field of vision. She bowed her head in sincere apology and slammed her forehead into my chest to accept her apology.

“I’m sorry, Patsy. I’m serious.”
“…”

As if the cat was expressing affection for the owner, the anger was relieved, and the thumping heart regained stability.

In the past, if I received a real apology someday, what should I do? I’ve thought about it.
At that time, I had a lot of accumulated emotions, so I decided not to accept it easily, but after receiving such a sincere apology, I couldn’t help but think that I should accept it.

Rather, I am grateful that he apologized to me. It wouldn’t be easy for an S-class Awakener, who can raise his head anywhere and in front of anyone, to bow down to me, an F-ranker.

The thought of accepting the apology naturally brought a smile to my lips. I laid my hand on her hair, as the silk blonde usually does for her mouth.

“Senior, I’m happy that you apologized first like this…”

Seruk.

······Sureuk?

The sensation of something slipping out of my pocket cut me off. At the same time, the silky blonde quickly distanced herself from me like a stray cat found by people. In her hand was the dog collar I had taken earlier.

“Hey, Patsy. Isn’t it enough to say sorry? I think so too. So. Fuck me like usual I would do anything to be forgiven by Patsy.”

After her words, the silk blonde put her dog’s collar around her own neck. With a click, the moment the dog collar snapped on her white neck, her dazzling golden light filled the interior of her search unit bathroom.

What is this

I reflexively closed her eyes, and when I opened them again, in front of me was a silky blonde with dog ears and tails.

“Ah, no, what is this…”

I was moved by your apology, but suddenly it became like this. Her head couldn’t keep up with the situation. The silk blonde grinned at me, dumbfounded, and explained her necklace.

“It’s a hard-earned artifact. Suspiciously rich… What was it? Anyway, it’s an artifact made with the support of an organization with that name. Development failed, so it only has ears and a tail. It’s not enough to be called a waterman. However······.”

The silk blonde cuts him off halfway through and sits down in front of me like a dog on the floor. Then he looked up at me and spoke again.

“It doesn’t matter because there’s nothing wrong with getting scolded.”

After hearing that, I could understand why Silk Blonde apologized. She didn’t apologize to me because she felt sorry for me. She was apologizing for making the situation now.

Yeah shit no wonder. There’s no way a silk blonde would give me a sincere apology.

I expected it, but I couldn’t help but lose my pulse. I was suddenly tired. I wanted to go home.
But the house was blown away. Lapis Julie is sleeping in the dorm. I have nowhere to go. Life is really fucking hard.

I looked up at the sky, but all I could see was a dull ceiling. Ha, I sighed and lowered my gaze to see a silk blonde looking up at me with eyes full of anticipation.

“Master, please discipline me, a stupid bitch who only angers the master without notice.”
“…”

Discipline.

However, there was no reason to refuse if the silk blonde’s request was to satisfy her desire.
The anger was relieved, and reason returned, and when reason returned, the purpose of holding out for three months came to mind again.

Yes, I should because I decided to

When I didn’t say anything during the time she finished her thoughts and took her cellphone out of her pocket, the silky blonde put his fists in front of his shoulders, tilted his head like a puppy, and barked cutely.

“Woof woof!”

Are you not doing anything by not doing this? It was the sound of a dog barking. However, the quality of the bullshit was so crude that I burst out laughing without even realizing it.

“Ha, yes, sir. Because that’s what I was thinking anyway. I’ll do whatever the senior wants. Now, look here.”

Recalling the saying, “If you can’t avoid it, enjoy it,” A fake hypnosis app was projected in front of the silk blonde.
As soon as she saw the hypnosis app, the light disappeared from her eyes, but her golden tail waggled mercilessly.

As if this moment was very happy.