Chapter 41 – Ultimate Weapon (1)

One.

A plan to create a safe hypnotic life came to mind while taking a fainting silk blonde to Team 3 and having her hair checked by Ia Rhys in the infirmary.

It was a plan to insinuate that I would run away as soon as I realized that the hypnosis app was fake to S-level girls, so that they would immerse themselves in hypnosis harder so that I wouldn’t find out that the hypnosis app was fake.

I know that the hypnosis app is fake, but I pretend I don’t know, and they hide that the hypnosis app is fake.

Like Scar, Lapis Julie, and Silk Blonde. Everyone pretended to be hypnotized for half a year, so it got sloppy. Now it’s to the point of saying that I was hypnotized with my mouth without even acting.

Even though this kind of hypnosis teaching continued, if I didn’t have doubts about the hypnosis app, I could have thought it strange again.
To think that they were lax and doubted that I hadn’t suspected it. It’s very unfortunate, but I can’t help it. It’s true that he hid the fact that he knew that the hypnosis app was fake.

That’s right, it’s time to add tension to the hypnotic life that has been loose for half a year.

And now, just as it happened, he started planning towards a silk blonde who carried on as he had been hypnotized.
I expected that he would come to me as soon as I woke up, but I never expected that he would come to me so openly and so quickly.

When I called him master in the main hall where everyone passed by, I was really scared.

Ozzy, who has the quickness to turn a soft toy into a soft pudding, managed to get over it by improvising, but thinking about it again, it was really dangerous enough to give goosebumps.

The guild already has an image of a pervert who commits sexual harassment whenever he sees a woman, but when a bigwig like a silk blonde comes and says that he is the owner, that terrible rumor becomes the truth.

Since anything related to silk blonde, an S-class awakener, is unconditionally a scoop, it will be featured in the newspaper as a promiscuous rear view of an S-class awakener, and even the three letters of my name will be embedded in it.
People all over the world will know my name, and they’ll all think of me as an awakening brute with silk blondes as pets.

Fuck. Just imagining it was so terrible that curses came out right away. It was something that should never happen to me, who aims for a peaceful life without a single wave. My heart was pounding and the back of my neck was drenched in a cold sweat.

“Sueuuuuu ♡”

But the silk blonde, who was trying to ruin my peaceful future, just stuck her nose into my chest and smelled it, letting out a happy nasal sound.
To be honest, I want to roll up her sleeves and tell her that she took ten years for it, but she had work to do, so she had to stop her revenge.
I called her name as I gently ran my silk-blonde golden hair through it.

“Darling, do you want to look here for a second?”
“Yes? What······.”

At the same time, he took out his smartphone and projected the screen of the hypnosis application in front of her eyes. As soon as I saw her hypnosis app, the light in her eyes reflexively disappeared, and I whispered in her ear.

“Now wake up from hypnosis. And forget everything that happened while you were hypnotized. It happens when you snap your fingers. Understand?”

After hearing my words, the silk blonde hesitated as if she wanted to continue doing this with me, but then reluctantly nodded her head.

“Yes. Okay······.”
“Great. Then get up, old man.”

I grabbed the silk blonde by the waist, lifted him up from my lap, and snapped his fingers. Right. As soon as she heard the sound, the light returned to her eyes again.

Because it’s amazing to look at. How can you turn your eyes off and on?

Because of the on/off of those eyes, for half a year I believed that the hypnosis app was real. If I hadn’t found the original hypnosis app in the App Store, I would have been fooled even now.

To that extent, the S-class girls’ eye control was perfect.
I think it’s probably done by manipulating mana, but it must have been a high-level mana manipulation that I, an F-class awakened person, couldn’t even try, so S-class is just amazing. I just think.

“Yes? Pa, passie? Why am I here…?”

A very shameless and heinous smoke broke my thoughts.
The silk blonde looked at me with her innocent eyes as if she really didn’t know anything, but she still let the red blush on her cheeks tell me she was excited.

Still, I have no choice but to be fooled.

I sighed inaudibly, then spoke in a calm voice.

“It was sleeping under my desk, so I took it out and woke it up. Why were you sleeping there? What are you going to do? No, how did you get into the search chief’s office before that?”
“Uh huh? Oh, it’s a setting that wakes up. Well, it wouldn’t be awkward that way…”

I heard all the mumbling voices. It seemed that I had become so immersed in acting as a mellow girl that my intelligence level had become a real bitch.

Well, it’s because Malang repeated her fainting climax about 100 times while performing her performance. It can’t help but shock her brain and make her a little stupid.

Still, he’s an S-class Awakener, so he’ll be fine soon. If it continues to be strange, you can take it to the infirmary.

“Should I bring Gotsy? No, no. It takes a long time for a gossi to arrive. There’s no time to wait for that now. Hurry up and meet up with the other S-class bitches and tell Patsy that you must never find out that the hypnosis app is fake. If even one person makes a mistake and Passy finds out, it’s over.”

I tried to ignore her audible murmur. The silk blonde must have knotted something at the end of her murmur, and she raised her head, looked me straight in the eyes, and opened her mouth.

“Just how did you get in? I’ll let you know later. And the reason why I came is because I wanted to see the face of Passy. Then I’ll go because I have work to do now. See you next time, Patsy. You can call me anytime if you want to see me.”

With these words at the end, the silk blonde left the search chief’s room.
Click. The door closed gently, and I quickly moved and checked the CCTV screen in front of my door on the desk before I could relax.

“Whoa… I’m really fucking tired. Fuck.”

The safe hypnotic life plan was successfully progressing, as the silk blonde went out to ask everyone not to find out that the hypnosis app was fake.
But apart from that, it was too tight. It’s only been 3 days since I found out that the hypnosis app is fake, but it felt like almost a month and a half had passed.

“In terms of a daily serialized web novel, I could write 41 episodes based on what happened in the last 3 days. What the fuck, are you crazy for burning episode 41 in 3 days? Really.”

So mad, I stared at the floor and blew a pair of pucks at the Earth writer who was fucking writing the novel Life.

“Eat some shit, bitch… Huh? That’s…”

At the moment when the cuckoo containing my aspirations was about to reach the inner core of the earth, a familiar yellow object came into the corner of my field of vision.
What caught my eye on the floor was the yellow dog collar that made the silk blonde soft.

“Did the senior drop it?”

Well, it was because the state of silk blonde earlier was strange. His complexion looked so bad that he seemed like he was about to collapse, so it was worth dropping what he was holding in his hand.

It looked so bad that I held her in my arms and comforted her.
There’s no way an S-class awakener can’t take care of themselves, so I decided that the psychological factor was the problem, and wouldn’t it be better if I smelled it? The thought made me bury my face in my chest.

Then it got better right away. How much do you love me? Later, when the other bitches are upset or emotionally distressed, should they puck their breasts and say, ‘Would you like to pierce my chest?’? At least it seems to work for seniors.

I picked up the yellow dog collar with my clenched hand while imprinting the new escape technique for S-rank madmen in my head.

“Honestly, I hate to admit it, but you were kind of cute when you wore this.”

The silky blond with the ears and tail of a gold retriever wagging around had something to satisfy a man’s romance.
I usually think of her as the prettiest person in the world, but to be honest, she didn’t look like a woman because she suffered too much.
I just perceived her as a monster dressed as a fucking pretty woman.

But when I saw my senior wearing this necklace and becoming a softie, I hate to admit it, but my heart was definitely pounding.
Perhaps if it weren’t for my mithril-like patience trained by Scar, I would have forgiven her for everything she did and jump right on me and become her family.
To that extent, the animal ears and tail had tremendous destructive power.

“…If I use the power of this ‘necklace’, wouldn’t I, even an F-ranker, gain popularity? Wouldn’t it be possible to get a crush on an ordinary woman, not S-class crazy bitches?”

He was popular when he was in an orphanage. But that was the end.
When I left the orphanage and entered the academy, I never spoke to any woman more than once, except for Scar and Lapis Julie.
Shortly after entering the academy, there were a few girls who left a good first impression.
I’m finally making a normal friend! I liked doing it. I was even looking forward to the next day.
When I went to school the next day with such a swollen heart, all the girls who made a good first impression avoided me. Even avoiding it wasn’t enough, so I even looked at her with hateful eyes.

Scar laughed at me for being devastated and said, ‘Look Pastor. Am I the only one who talks to you like this and stays by your side? So thank you. I’m the only one who hangs out with a guy like you.’ I still can’t forget what he said.

I’m not that popular with the opposite sex. Even after entering the guild, everyone treated me as someone who didn’t exist, except for the team leaders, Ia Reese, and the doctor.
Even more so after rumors spread that he would stop and molest a woman whenever he saw a woman.

“But if you wear this collar and have puppy ears and a tail…! I might even become popular!”

I turn the happiness circuit like this, but in fact, I know it inside.
The reason why the silk blonde with dog ears and tail looked pretty was because she was pretty in her original version.
I knew very well that it wouldn’t change much if I wore this necklace anyway.
But even so, I couldn’t let go of a handful of hope, so I put the necklace around my neck.

Because I have no eyes to see anyway. If it’s strange, you can solve it right away.

At the same time as the necklace clicked and was filled, a white light brightened the search chief’s room. When I was silk blonde, I was golden. It seemed that the color changed depending on the wearer’s mana.

As the momentary light faded, new sensations began to be felt in the back of the head and waist. I felt a heavy weight on my back, and it seemed that a tail had formed.
At the same time as I felt that sensation, I felt a sound overhead. I heard it better than I heard it with my ears. When I touched it, I felt something soft and warm. It was a new ear.

“Oh, it has ears and a tail. What a mess.”

I was curious about what I would look like now, so I was going to the desk with a hand mirror, Quguaguagwang! I heard the sound of something breaking.

“What, what?”

The sound came very quickly, and before I had time to react, the door to the search captain’s room was broken open, revealing the culprit behind the sound.
Long flame-colored hair, a fluttering long coat, and even a special high-leg latex outfit covering the whole body.
The person who broke down the door was the bitch I knew all too well and always wanted to avoid. It was a ska rate.

“Ugh…!”

Scar had a very angry face. I don’t know why she was angry, but she didn’t find it strange because it was Scar who was always angry.

“Hey! Paster! What the hell were you doing here with a silk blonde…”

She tried to suppress her anger, but lost her words as she looked at me with her possessed eyes.
I was preparing myself mentally, thinking that I was going to get angry, but when I didn’t, I had no choice but to tilt my head like a curious puppy.

“······ Scar?”
“Hah ♡”