Chapter 212 – Monmus Family: Elf Princess Trouble (2)
“Oh, Mrs. Erina. What have you been up to here?”
When Eve came down dressed in her clothes, Erina was clearly nervous. With her arms crossed, she tapped her forearm with her fingers, waiting for Lucius to come down. She bowed her head to Eve and opened her mouth.
“Peta Eve. Where is your husband, Peta Lucius?”
“Did you go on a business trip?”
She, who was maintaining a sharp and ugly expression, collapsed at that word. She asked Eve again as she opened her mouth and looked around her with her bewildered face her.
“Chu, you went on a business trip? Suddenly?”
“Yes. Because of Sarang Church work in the Eastern Plains.”
“Nonsense! The hero, A.A, did not receive such a call!”
“Your husband is a beast hater who splits his head. It’s about persuading the kids, but how can you take such a crazy guy with you? My husband, who is rational, careful in everything, and loves prisoners, must go. What does the swordsman do? How can you persuade them by performing a sword dance in front of the beasts?”
It was none of Eve’s business that A.A actually split the heads of beastmen. Erina shouted in a fit of rage at Eve’s nonsense of her.
“Stop talking nonsense! Of all the people I’ve seen, there is no one who cares for and takes care of beasts as much as A.A.! I guess I should send an official letter to the kingdom about this matter!”
“It sucks. If your wife is an elf princess who hates beastmen, would you take the job of persuading beastmen? I couldn’t take Elsie with me because I was afraid that my husband would be denied entry by you guys the other day.”
Eve said, recalling her visit her to Ahildern. Erina flinched as if her words stung her her body her, then looked away from her and started biting her nails.
“Can not be done… That’s not to say…”
“Can we go in and talk? That’s why I’m still here.”
“I get it.”
Eve did not think it would be a good idea to keep her guests standing here, so she suggested that they be moved to her office. On her way she ordered Soya and a few other hired men to not come near her office her.
As soon as Erina entered her office, she locked the door, put the bracelet on her wrist to the door, and she started muttering something. She asked Eve.
“What is that?”
“It’s soundproof magic. Now I don’t know what sounds come from inside.”
“It varies. No one is coming.”
However, Erina looked around her with a worried face and asked Eve again.
“Those employees must be heavy-mouthed, right? If possible, the story that I am here should not spread in Ahildern.”
Eve asked Erina again.
“Come to think of it, you said you collapsed from childbirth fever. Why are you here? Did you finally get tired of the hero?”
“Are you saying this is a joke? I will never get tired of A.A. Do you know what a great person our A.A. Is? She always tells me she loves me, she nurses me all day because I have a stomach ache…”
“You fuckin’ fuck your groom without your husband’s knowledge.”
Eve was sarcastically tired of Erina’s foolish bragging her about her husband her. At those words, Erina blushed and screamed.
“That…! That’s what Lucius is bad for!”
“So, why did you come? Your husband doesn’t even have a dick, so you’re here to talk to my husband?”
“It’s not like that! It is much more important than that!”
“Actually, our Soya has a newly developed dildo. Shall I give you one?”
“What, what?”
Eve ignored her Erina’s story and started talking about her self to her. Unexpectedly, Erina was slightly seduced by her story of a dildo, and she turned her gaze in the direction Eve was pointing. Eve giggled and took out the dildo she had left in her office drawer. She asked Erina.
“Why is it there?”
“My husband is surprised to see it.”
“There are too many excuses. As expected, like a lewd mermaid, you will use it to soothe your body heated up in the office every day!”
Eve spoke to Erina, who provoked her with a triumphant expression as if she had caught one of her cases of her.
“Sick. Why am I using this, my husband has a cock unlike your husband? That’s fucking big.”
Erina shouted, her face reddening.
“Don’t keep dragging the story that way!”
“So, do you want to write this? Won’t you write? According to our wizards, it’s a special potion for improving marital relations. Look at this. Does it move when you press it?”
Eve pressed a button on the dildo, and the dildo began to thump and twist like an eel. Frightened, Erina shook her hand and shouted.
“Get rid of that vulnerability right now! This naughty bitch! A year with no immaturity! I mean the time and the place! How could you even think of making such an obscene tool?”
“Hey, think about it. My husband opened the drawer and found this dildo. What would you like to touch? At that moment, if this thing jumps up like crazy, the groom won’t scream like a girl. Ah, just imagining it is fucking fun.”
Eve giggled and laughed. Erina turned her head around and was waving her hands. Eve stopped the dildo and put it back in her drawer. It was better to stop teasing Erina at this point. It seemed that she had important business on her agenda, judging from her nervous look at her. Eve asked.
“So what happened?”
“After… Actually, this time I gave birth.”
“Yes. Right.”
Eve nodded her head in agreement. Erina, who hesitated to tell her story for a moment, opened her heart a little to her Eve’s friendly attitude and spoke to her.
“By the way, my son looks too much like Peta Lucius. There are still many people who doubt the relationship between Ahildern and the human kingdom, and Peta Lucius, but if rumors spread that my son resembles Lucius rather than A.A., There is no turning back.”
“It’s not a rumor, it’s true.”
“When facts turn into rumors, they become weapons. That doesn’t mean you’re going to die either. If this becomes a problem, and I go to the question of my son’s true identity, I will have no choice but to marry that wicked and filthy Peta Lucius!”
“That’s a bit pitiful.”
Erina whimpered at Eve’s words and asked.
“Right?”
“No, the hero is not you, you shameless bitch.”
Erina blushed at those words and cleared her throat again. Every time she tried to get her angry, her bracelet that she had on her had slightly bent and was calming her anger. Erina regained her composure and said.
“If that happens, you will have to divorce Lucius too. The elven kingdom… I don’t mean to insult you, but I can’t accept the mermaid bride. Perhaps, instead of punishing you, the human kingdom will urge you to divorce.”
“It’s crazy to hear that again.”
Eve muttered, frowning his face her. The thought of her divorcing Lucius by consent, she hated. She felt a force go into her hand without Eve knowing it. She didn’t show it and asked again.
“By the way, what did you come here for? I don’t think I came here because I wanted to get married.”
“Well, according to Mimir’s decision… Do you know what Mimir is?”
“What, roughly, did the high-ranking people decide?”
Eve said, nodding her head. The last time she went to Ahildern, she had heard of the name Mimir. Erina started explaining again.
“I’m glad you understood quickly. According to Mimir’s decision, I married A.A. Instead, Peta Lucius should come to our side and use [Meigar’s Oath].”
“Meiga’s oath? What is that?”
Eve asked in surprise at hearing her name her for the first time in her life. Erina put on a slightly proud expression, then she raised her nose again and said.
“Hey, Mei’s oath is an ancient artifact handed down in the royal family. Usually elves don’t know. It is a legacy of our ancient ancestors, a contract to enforce orders, the basis of restraints for modern slaves, and used to reform felons.”
“Fuck, slave? Didn’t you say you were going to make a slave contract with my husband?”
Eve almost rolled her eyes at her word about being a slave, but she managed to hold it back.
“Don’t get me wrong. This isn’t just a slave contract, it’s Maygar’s oath.”
“It’s the Mei family’s oath, the Mei family’s mother, and anyway, it’s not about forcing orders. This fucking bitch Do you keep talking bullshit because I don’t think I’ve seen slave restraints? It’s too inhumane here in the fucking kingdom, so I don’t use it on mermaids or beastmen, but you use it on my groom?”
“Why are you so twisted? Meigar’s oath is on a different level from those low-quality things. The person giving the order and the person receiving the order agree in advance to write a treaty with the power of magic, pour the document into Meigar’s cup and drink it. It is said that our ancestors tricked Mimir into submission with this Meigar oath.”
Eve didn’t know what Mimir was, but she was angry at the part that she tricked her into submitting to her.
“It’s true that this fucking trick can be faked. In the contract there, in fucking small letters, Peta Lucius becomes a slave to the elven kingdom. If I write it down, won’t it end there?”
Eve rolled her head over and over again in her mind before uttering these words. However, no matter how many times he explained it to Erina, this Mei family oath was too dangerous. The potential for abuse is overflowing, but the conditions are so simple and there are many loopholes. But Erina said confidently.
“What are you talking about? Did you think my mama would do such a mean trick? Ashildern, the elven kingdom, is a great place with faith and pride, and Meigar’s oath is an ancient artifact that has concentrated that greatness. All my mom and I want is to officially deny that Peta Lucius is my child’s father and keep our mouth shut. That is all.”
“Oh yeah. Let’s talk about that with our husband and decide.”
Eve realized that there was nothing to be gained by further arguing about the subject. For he had nothing more tiring than dealing with fools. Erina said as if she thought Eve’s sullen reaction positive.
“Okay, I’m glad you understand. But don’t tell Peta Lucius.”
“Why the fuck? Isn’t it a matter that our groom should know more than anyone else?”
“Actually, it’s because Mama told Peta Lucius never to tell me about this Meigar oath. You told me to never, never tell me several times, but I’m telling you because I think you, my wife, should know. Got it? To Lucius, this matter is a secret. Shouldn’t you ever tell me?”
When Eve heard that, she got goosebumps. And I thought it was fortunate that this elf princess in front of me was an asshole.