Chapter 499 – Dwarf Love Battle (1)

“Ugh, get drunk…”

Peta Lucius did not return to the castle until the next morning. His face her was full of lip marks, his hair his was disheveled and his gaze his was unfocused. Evangeline, who was rolling around in her room her, smiled at Lucius and asked.

“What. Were you beaten by Mr. Theoter?”

“It was squeezed out.”

Lucius had literally been squeezed all day. 4 times as goddaughter. Oni blowjobe No. 7. 8 times with reverse sex. Nine times with the woman on top while lying on the floor. Lucius told Evangeline that he did not specifically explain what he had done. But the tired look on his face made it clear how much he was suffering. Evangeline said.

“That’s what you should do normally.”

“I have one body. I can’t go all over the place. Later, when one of my sons grows up, I will inherit the throne and live a fucking comfortable life. Even though the king was not like a fucking, he lived peacefully in the territory. “

“Then you still have a long way to go.”

“Fuck. I know.”

Lucius grumbled and lay flat on the bed. Scratching his head, Lucius looked around and noticed a comic book by his bedside table. He asked, holding up a comic book.

“What is it, this was serialized when I was in middle school, but it is still coming out. How did this end?”

It was a famous cooking battle cartoon when I was young. It was a piece called [The Tangled Sushi King], And the final development of the competition by making sushi with various ingredients was excellent. Evangeline happened to be reading the last volume of the manga.

“The main character eats sushi, transforms into a sushi king, turns all the villains into sushi, and then eats them.”

“…What kind of bullshit are you talking about when you’re 8,000 years old? Man, that went too far.”

“It’s true.”

Evangeline showed her comic book her. The main character with raw flatfish sticking to his head his shouted with his mouth wide open.

“Sushi Shi!”

Then, all the villains transformed into sashimi and went into the main character’s mouth, and then they were all combined and transformed into [Assorted Sushi King]. After reading this far, Lucius threw the book away because his head was dizzy.

“Fucking bastards. My memories are dirty. Next time I go to Earth, I will kill this writer first.”

“The writer is Japanese.”

“Do Japanese people not break their heads even if they are hit by a mace?”

“Priest. Murder is bad.”

Evangeline mimicked Elsie’s tone of her, she said. Lucius heard the voice and laughed. It was only then that Lucius realized that this was his room her and that Evangeline was rolling around as naturally as if it were her own her. Lucius said.

“Why are you in my room?”

“Yes? Shouldn’t there be?”

“It’s not okay… Didn’t you come here for something? You never came to my room when you were in the palace.”

“When I go to my brother’s room, someone is always lying naked with me, so why do I go in there?”

“Who is lying naked? You should call them sisters.”

“Am I older?”

“Still, my brother’s wife is my sister.”

Evangeline was about to say something more, but she gave a rough nod. When she quarreled with her on such a subject, she ended up running parallel lines. Lucius asked as he put the comic books he had read into a corner.

“So what happened? What did you come to ask?”

“Brother. Do you know that the relationship between the queen and the king is not good?”

“Know.”

Lucius nodded. Lucius thought that most of the people living in the dwarf kingdom probably knew that the queen and the king were not on good terms. Evangeline spoke again.

“Then, the tutor and the king are having an affair?”

“…Is that tutor who looks like Guan-wu gay?”

“No, she’s it’s a woman.”

“…Mother.”

Lucius clicked his tongue and shook his head. When he came to the dwarf kingdom, he was always shocked by his gender her. Evangeline asked.

“Brother. Wouldn’t it be possible to connect with the king and queen?”

“Why? No, stay still.”

Lucius tried to refuse and rolled his head. Anyway, the king was controlled by the Minister of Finance. And the treasurer was very kind to the human kingdom. If the king got out of the control of the treasurer and seized real power here, he did not know how the situation of the dwarf kingdom and the human kingdom would change.

For example, what if the king, blinded by the tutor’s long beard, killed the minister of finance? And what if, after marrying the tutor, he took a hard line? Lucius was an iron man, so he didn’t flinch even after an assassination attempt, but the Minister of Finance was a bit weak among the dwarves. If the king or the tutor tried to kill him with his teeth clenched, he could not help but be defeated.

“Do you think it’s okay? Not bad.”

“Right? Is it not it?”

Evangeline nodded her head, and she said so. Lucius asked, pressing his hungover head once more.

“But why? Why did you suddenly feel that way?”

At Lucius’ question, Evangeline turned her head away. The sunlight was shining outside the window, and the Dwarven Knights were undergoing rigorous training. The instructor, wearing a helmet, raised his voice with a stern attitude.

Evangeline said.

“Do you remember when I was in elementary school?”

“I do not remember.”

Lucius shook her head. Evangeline laughed at that. It was because I knew he wasn’t saying that because I really couldn’t remember Lucius.

“When I was in elementary school, my nickname was Skull. He looks like a ghost from a ghost movie.”

She was naturally weak, and her face was pale and skinny. When someone tapped it, it was pushed back like a ping-pong ball, and when a strong child flashed, it fluttered like paper. Said Evangeline.

“There was a celebrity I really liked back then. I don’t remember the name, but there was a celebrity who danced well by herself and looked really cool, right?”

“Okay? Who is that?”

Lucius tilted his head and asked again. He also could n’t remember when he thought of celebrities who were so active in his childhood. There were a lot of names that passed by, but it didn’t seem like all of them. Said Evangeline.

“At that time, I received a picture of that celebrity from a friend and I really liked it, but a certain boy said that. If a kid like you should like it, he wouldn’t like it at all. I still remember your name. Lee Yeong-gwang, you fucking bastard.”

While speaking to her in a calm tone, she suddenly burst into anger. Seeing her face her distorted, Lucius said.

“You can’t kill. That’s bad.”

“Don’t kill me. Anyway, I was very saddened to hear that at the time. So, that… What should I do? I like it, but I can’t say I like it, and it seems so pitiful to be pushed around just because of my appearance.”

“That’s right.”

A looker to his core his, he thought he had nothing to say, but Lucius nodded his head at his sister’s words her. In fact, he did not care how the king played in the hands of the treasurer.

In what direction should the kingdom be more peaceful, and his own work his would be reduced, but he was only thinking about it. We entered a full-scale operational meeting. Evangeline swept all her comic books into the space and took out a large piece of paper. I asked, frowning at the size of a piece of paper that could even draw a subway map.

“Why are you carrying these things?”

“To use it at a time like this.”

And she drew a simple relationship diagram. The king on one side and the queen on the other. And a tutor in between. Evangeline asked.

“Then what shall we do? Should I just kill the tutor?”

Lucius shook his head. Just because he blindly killed the tutor did not make people’s hearts change easily. Murder without evidence creates resentment. Love didn’t just happen by putting two people together. A closer contact and a special occasion were needed.

Lucius thought for a moment about what it would be like to pickle Lionel James in an aphrodisiac, just as he had made him into a male caterpillar. However, once he received the aphrodisiac and went to the dwarven kingdom, he seemed to be misunderstood.

“Fuck, but I’m not a dwarf.”

You couldn’t lock a country’s king in a room like Lionel James and make him settle down for days and days.

“From my point of view, the king will not love the Minister of Finance anyway. I know roughly the first meeting.”

“Okay?”

Evangeline did not know the details of the regime change in the Dwarf Kingdom. But Lucius knew the inside story. The king was afraid of the minister of finance. Lucius thought it best to replace this fear with sure obedience and despair.

“From my point of view, both the tutor and the king are afraid of our treasurer, so sooner or later they will try to soak it up.”

“Dipping?”

“Kill.”

“Ah. But why kill? Can’t we just get a divorce?”

Evangeline nodded her head, then she asked back. Lucius said.

“It won’t work. Dwarves are so conservative. Besides, isn’t the Minister of Finance acting angularly as a queen? They say that we manipulate the king, but in any case, we always treat the king like a king in protocols, show affection to the king, and clearly humble ourselves in public. Besides, it is true that the current king is lacking as a person of power.”

“So you’re saying that later, when the king is older, he might be divorced?”

“It’s hard to do that for no reason. Even the king knows that. The older he is now, the harder it is for him to push the treasurer. So maybe in the near future we’re going to try to act on something.”

“Ah, so after we block the action, you have them kill the tutor?”

The brother asked. I shook my head.

“No. No. Then the tutor will die, but the king won’t bring a new woman later. And he said it’s possible in the near future. There’s no guarantee that you’ll do it 100 percent, right? We should rather encourage them to assassinate the treasurer. They are telling us to somehow gather forces and kill the Minister of Finance as soon as possible.”

“Encouraging?”

I nodded. After looking around, he lowered his voice and explained his plan. After listening to the end of the story, Evangeline looked at me and said,

“Your brother is really evil.”

“Uh huh, half devil. Say it right.”

“Crazy bastard.”