Chapter 170 – 12.7 World’s Worst Ramen 1

“I really enjoyed the meal!”

The pleasant meal time is over.
Hina quickly got tired of it and stopped playing with her feet, and Sana ran off to the kitchen as if she were running away, using cleanup as an excuse.

There would be no point in sitting there licking an empty plate.
So, I decided to just get up.

“Yuu. I’ll go home and get ready, so you’re getting ready too.”
“Ready? What are you ready for?”
“Muhh. Don’t you hate kissing when it tastes like curry?”
“Ah…”

Understanding what I meant, Yuu blushed at her, and Hina pursed her lips.

“Funny, really. Why don’t you advertise all over town for doing something very perverted?”
“What, do you want to wear Hina too?”
“It’s fun!”

At her joke her, Hina snorted her loudly and took her empty dishes to her kitchen.

Hmm. It seems that Hina is also secretly looking forward to it? Would you like to come over if I encourage you more actively?
Unfortunately, I have other things to do today. The curry-flavored kiss story is just a smoke screen operation for that.

“Sana-san, I’ll be back soon.”
“Yeah~ Come on, Knives~.”

Sana’s voice is heard from the kitchen.

Why does the ordinary word “Go back” Sound so affectionate?
There are so many strange things.

“Yuu. I’ll be back soon, so I’m waiting for you in the room.”
“Ah……Yes.”

I left a greeting for Yuu, who was secretly looking forward to it, and went back home to get things to prepare for a while.

Well, it doesn’t matter if it’s a preparation.
These are just ingredients to make today’s dessert, ‘Monkey Hand Soup’.

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“…… Knives? What’s this?”

As Yuu brings various things to Yuu’s room and sets them up, Yuu asks curiously.

“Ah—you don’t know? This is a burner It’s a common thing in our house.”
“No, I know that…….”

Burner, pot, water, and instant noodles.
These are the things I brought from home. In a word, it can be said that it is a preparation for boiling ramen.

Fill a large pot with water, place it on the burner and light it.
Yuu, who was watching me from the side, said as if he was dumbfounded.

“Knives, did you run out of rice? I would have given you more if you had told me.”

Did they expect me to hold a rebellion as soon as I arrived?
Yuu seemed a bit disappointed.

“Sometimes, ramen is more delicious than rice, isn’t it? Especially when there are special ingredients.”
“A special ingredient?”
“Okay. In your room, there is a special material that is only one in the world. Kuck.”
“A special ingredient only in my room…… ? No way…….”

Five? Yuu, did you notice this guy already?
Are you surprisingly quick?

As if realizing something, Yuu jumped up from his seat and blocked the front of his closet as if to protect him from me.

“Knives! No matter what, my panties won’t work! I’m not eating panties!”

Yuu cried out very seriously and desperately.

Panties…… Called…… ?

I was so dumbfounded that I even lost the energy to respond.
That was an answer I hadn’t even thought of.

“…… Yuuki. What do you think of me?”
“Oh……Aren’t those panties?”
“Ha.”

No matter how hard I was, I couldn’t taste enough to eat a girl’s panties that had become TS in ramen.

…… Huh?
TS Ramen with the broth of a pretty girl?
Maybe it sells surprisingly well among some enthusiasts?

“…… Well, enough of a joke. Yuu, are you in your room? Monkey hand.”
“Uh…… Uh?”

For a moment, Yuu’s expression looked as if his heart had stopped.
He probably wouldn’t have been this surprised if I said I’d boil my panties and eat them.

“Hey? Monkey hand.”
“What, what? What hand? Was there anything like that?”

Yuu tries to get away with pretentiousness with clumsy acting.

“I know everything. The fact that you wished for it and became a woman, and the fact that you wished for it and returned to the past.”

I also got up from my seat and approached Yuu.

Yuu just stood there dumbfounded, his mouth wide open.
Confused, I couldn’t say anything.

“Yuu, monkey hand, pass it to me.”
“No!”

Yuu rejected it out loud to the point of surprise.
Then, as if the person who had actually shouted was more surprised, he stuttered his excuses.

“Uh, uh, sorry, but, that’s not okay. Can’t touch If you touch it, even Knives will be cursed.”

I smiled as leisurely as I could to put Yuu at ease.

“I know that much. Maybe I know better than you I even committed suicide because of it.”

Perhaps my words were shocking, Yuu froze with his mouth open.
He opened his eyes and appeared to faint.

Well, TS Knives is also inside me, so it wouldn’t be wrong. Because we are one body
And because of that, I have both the right and the duty to avenge the ‘monkey hand’. In order to alleviate TS Knives’ resentment, he had to avenge himself.

“Yuu. I know what you’re worried about But I’m not doing this without a countermeasure. Even monkey hands have countermeasures.”
“…… What to do?”
“Okay. Not even that damn hand can curse at any moment. The curse only comes when someone sincerely wishes for it. As long as you don’t express your wish, you won’t be able to do anything whether you bake or boil it.”
“Ah…”

It seems that Yuu has something to say about my words.

Because everyone made a wish there and it became strange.
TS Knives, Yuuki before the return, and even Yuu now who became TS.

…… But, in fact, this is a lie.

There is no solid evidence.
Whether it’s that a curse comes only when you make a wish, or that you can’t do anything if you keep your mouth shut, it’s all just assumptions.

But if I didn’t say it with such conviction, Yuu wouldn’t be able to understand it either. So this is a white lie for the smooth progress.

“Yuu, so give it to me. I’ll take care of it. It shouldn’t be left in the world.”
“Uh, that, uh…….”

Yuu doesn’t seem to know what to do yet.

“Are you okay? If you leave it as it is, Hina might become a TS as a man?”
“What?! Hina?”
“Okay. Isn’t it possible for Hina to say to herself in your room, ‘I want to get closer to her sister’ without thinking? Is not it?”
“That, that…….”
“Or Sana-san, who was changing the lights in your room, said something like, ‘If only I was a little taller~’ and became a man. Don’t you like that too?”

Unlike a man becoming a woman as a TS, a woman becoming a man as a TS has only disadvantages.
To think that a beauty like Sana could become a man. That is truly a loss to humanity. He doesn’t even want to imagine. It felt like my mouth was dirty just by putting it in my mouth.

“Come on, give it to me before the water boils. Or at least have your panties boiled instead.”
“Ugh…….”

I don’t know where the monkey hand is.
But I know where the panties are.
Right behind Yuu’s back, inside the drawer of the closet.
If I tried to take it by force, Yuu wouldn’t be able to stop it.

Yuu had to decide.
Will the monkey’s hand be handed over, or will the panties be taken away instead?

“Ah Okay….”

Yuu finally made up his mind and nodded his head with difficulty.

“…… Instead, don’t touch your panties.”
“Sure.”

If you hadn’t brought it up in the first place, I wouldn’t have cared about the panties.

Yuu fell in front of the closet and moved to the bed.
Then he reached under the bed and pulled out a wooden box.

Hmm. Did you hide it somewhere?
If I had said something like ‘Have my baby!’ During sex, I would have been in big trouble.

…… Didn’t you?

………… Did you?

Uh huh I don’t remember

“Knives, here…….”

Yu opened the lid of the box and handed it to me.
Inside the box was a skinny, mummy-like monkey’s hand, slightly smaller than a human hand.

“Nives, what do you do with this? Are you really planning on making ramen?”
“Uh.”
“…… Really? Are you going to eat?”
“Because it is.”

When I said to eat this, Yuu did not hide his absurd expression.

Slightly reddish fur, dirty nails, and a dry appearance that must have passed the expiration date of 2,000 years.
At first glance, it doesn’t look very appetizing. I’m sure you’ll get an upset stomach.

“Don’t worry too much. Do I have to die At best, you’ll have diarrhea.”

I put the monkey’s hand straight into the pot.
Bubbles were slowly rising from the pan. It will probably start to boil in a few minutes.

“Oh, you didn’t even pull your hair out? I don’t think it’s good for you.”

Compared to Yuu’s panic, he didn’t stop it.
You must have given up early. Yuu is the one who knows best that I am useless even if I try to stop him.

“I’ve been thinking hard about it. The surest way to get rid of this was to eat it.”

Cover the pot with a lid.
Yuu was earnestly waiting for my backstory.

“I’ll chew them all, bone by bone, not even a hair. Then discharge it with X and flush it down the toilet and you’re done. It will never come out to the human world again.”
“Uh…… Is that so?”
“Because it is. But it’s a bit hard to just eat, right? So, I’m going to add ramen soup and boil it. No matter how trashy the ingredients are, as long as you add ramen soup, you can eat it somehow. It is truly the strongest condition created by mankind.”
“Uh…….”

Yuu was at a loss for words.
It’s an expression that doesn’t know where to start and how to tackle.

Well, keep quiet and watch.
The answer will come soon.

──So, let’s wait for a while until the water boils.

『——Ouch! It’s hot——!!”

Through the soul rune, such an urgent mind was heard.

It was the mind shouted by none other than ‘monkey hand’.