Chapter 148 – Meetings, Suggestions, Voting (2)

“You two, what do you think about anal sex?”

When the words ‘anal sex’ came out of my mouth, Seunghee dumbly opened her mouth and Kaylee closed her mouth.
I could tell that although the two acted in complete opposite directions, they were equally shocked.

“Analyst?”

Meanwhile, my mother mishears what I say and says something absurd because she is concentrating on embroidery.
Mother. Although the words anal sex and analyst overlap by about three letters, the difference in meaning is heaven and earth.

“Yes. “I want to become an analyst.”
“Uhm~ Really~?”

Mom listens half-heartedly and answers half-heartedly because she is still busy embroidering her.
After prevaricating with such a foolish conversation, I turned my attention to the two people again.

“How is it?”

First, I ask Seunghee.

“Uh, uh, anal sex… That’s it, right? That…”
“Okay. “Sex in the back hole, not the front hole.”

Mom, speak in a low voice so as not to reach her ears.

“That’s really… Can?”

For some reason, Seunghee also speaks quietly.
I asked Seunghee, thinking she would naturally be against it at first, but surprisingly she seemed interested.

“Of course. “Surprisingly, everyone does it.”

Of course, I know it in theory, but I’ve never tried it.
However, if I were to be honest, it would only incite anxiety, so I pretended to be confident on the outside.

“But then… “Well, what if something comes out?”

That was a very realistic worry.

The back hole is not the hole you normally go in, but the hole you exit through one way. However, if you try to force your way in, you could end up in a car accident with something that was originally trying to come out.

If that really happened, it’s not the time to argue about coins. It was literally a catastrophe.

“So, there is something like this.”

I introduced a new product to Seunghee, feeling like a multi-level salesman.
A suspicious capsule-type pill was displayed on the terminal screen.

“Hmm~?”

[Super Cleaner (Suppository)]
[A necessity for anal sex! When inserted into the anus, impurities in the rectum are completely removed.]
[Price: 100 coins]

“…”

Seunghee is speechless after reading the text.
The unbelievable story is that if you insert this pill into the anus, ‘the impurities’ will completely disappear. The story was that even if you drive in reverse on a one-way street, there will be no problem.

“You know that Seunghee also tried the medicine, right? “Wounds and illnesses can be healed like magic.”
“Well, that was true, but…”
“This is probably something like that. “It will clean it away like magic.”

I’ve almost forgotten it now, but Seunghee was originally a patient with a serious heart disease. He even underwent heart transplant surgery, but the outcome of the surgery was not good, so there were some aftereffects.

With just one bottle of high-quality treatment medicine, not only the aftereffects of the transplant but also the scars from the surgery on my chest disappeared. Seunghee herself has experienced such magical effects, so what is written here will be easy to understand.

“Well, still, if it gets torn.”
“Seunghee, even if you say yes, we won’t have sex right away. “Start with this first.”

I held out my little finger as if to make a promise.

“I plan to tame my muscles by slowly increasing their thickness. Of course, if you say you can’t do it halfway through, I’ll quit too.”

Even multi-level pyramids say that when selling products. If you try it and don’t like it, you’ll get a free refund.

Of course, getting a refund for a multi-level product is as difficult as getting a grade 5 in the Military Manpower Administration’s medical examination. In other words, it is impossible unless you are the son of a member of the National Assembly.

However, people who are deceived by multi-level marketing tend to only focus on the word ‘refund’ in front of them.

“Well, if I really say you can’t do it, you won’t do it?”
“Of course. Or do I look like someone who will force me to do something even if I don’t like it?”
“Really? “Can I trust you?”

They say the biggest victims of voice phishing are women in their 20s. Seunghee also needs to be careful not to be fooled by voice phishing when she goes out.

“Of course. “When have you ever seen me lie?”
“Ugh~.”

Seunghee folds her arms and begins to worry.

I want to try it to see what it feels like. But it’s also scary at the same time. Such complex and subtle emotions were revealed on Seunghee’s face.

At that time, Kaylee, who had been silent, opened her mouth.

“I want to try it.”
“Sister Kaylee?”

As for Kaylee, I thought she might have more potential than Seunghee.
But I never would have thought that an OK sign would come out so easily.

“If I succeed in doing that, I can earn as much as I did the first time, right?”
“I can’t say it’s 100%, but I think the chances are high.”

She won an anal virginity and if she didn’t get that kind of compensation, it was a matter of complaining to the management.

“Then I think it’s worth a try. Ah.”

Kaylee was confident and willing to take on the challenge.
However, something about her seemed to bother her, so she looked at me and asked carefully.

“Mr. Changjae, are you okay? That… Doing it that way is dirty or repulsive…”
“Me?”

When I asked again, Kaylee nodded her head as if embarrassed.

It was an unexpected story.
Is it. That kind of thinking is possible.
Even if it’s okay for you to be fucked, there’s a possibility that you think the man doing it is dirty.

Of course, there could be such a man.
But at least not me. Rather, if I could, I was thinking of bowing down to Kaylee.

“Of course I’m fine. “If Kaylee does it, I will cooperate as much as I can.”
“Oppa, he just does what he wants to do.”
“Of course. Seunghee, how are you? “Don’t you want to try it?”
“Me? Umm~.”

When I ask, Seunghee hesitates again.

“Honestly, I’m curious… I’m a little anxious…”
“Seunghee. “I’m going to do it too, so Seunghee, please try it too.”

Kaylee encourages Seunghee.
Even if you are afraid to sign up for a multi-level marketing service alone, there is no need to worry if you have a friend with you!

“If Kaylee wants to do it too… “Is it okay?”

Seunghee, who has thin ears, ended up voting in favor along with Kaylee.

“Then, this bill also passed with 3 votes in favor and 1 abstention.”
“Was this a vote?”
“Of course. “It’s democracy, right?”
“Is it?”

The trap of majority rule.
It means that when there is a mother who is a firm vote for and a mother who is a firm vote against, they manipulate Seunghee and Kaylee, who are moderate votes, and even manipulate the voting results.

Moreover, here, my mother trusted me and by not participating in the vote, she allowed a bill that she should absolutely oppose to pass unanimously.

What her mother did not know was that in politics there are no permanent enemies or permanent allies.

“… Huh? “What are you doing?”

It goes without saying that her mother, who was so absorbed in her embroidery that she found out about the story late, was shocked.

However, the bill had already been passed.
I explained to her mother in detail about ‘anal sex’ rather than being an ‘analyst’, and Seunghee and Kaylee stood by her side to help her mother understand.

“What, what what, what are you doing? Putting, what, what, in her ass?”

Even if my mother goes on a hunger strike here, shouting against her association, if she does, I have no choice but to cancel this project. Therefore, I had to convince my mother as much as I could.

“Mom. First, look at this. “They say it removes all impurities from the intestines.”
“Can you believe this? “Isn’t this false advertising?”
“You saw that when I was injured, it healed completely with the medicine. It’s probably not like false advertising. Maybe.”
“How can you believe that? Originally, gambling meant losing at first. That way, it will be easier to deceive next time.”

Her mother’s disbelief was solid. In fact, her opposition seemed to be due more to her aversion to anal sex itself than to her disbelief in the effectiveness of the drug.

In fact, it was even more strange that her mother, who hated even showing her anus during sex, accepted anal sex. No matter how I tried to persuade my mother, she continued to object.

“… Yes! “Then how about doing it like this?”

How can I convince my mom?
As I was pondering, my mom suggested one option.

“First of all, Changjae should try this medicine first. So we want to make sure it really works.”

Mom says with shining eyes that it’s a very good idea.

“Of course, Mom will give Changjae the medicine just like when he was young. Mom will also check if it is effective. Of course, Kaylee and Seunghee are also participating, so we should watch from the side, right?”

Mom speaks triumphantly as if she has won this time.

“Sister! “That’s a good idea!”

And Seunghee stands next to him, somehow excited and approving.

Right. I kind of knew what her mom was thinking.
My mom thinks she can’t do something like that because she’s embarrassed of me.
Slamming my butt in front of my mom, Kaylee, and Seunghee, and also taking medication and getting the results tested by my mom.

Hmm.

Let’s imagine.
I spread my ass and mom puts a suppository in my ass. And Seunghee and Kaylee are watching it from the side.

… That’s a bit embarrassing.

But is it absolutely impossible? If you ask me, I would say no. In some cases, it may seem like a reward in itself.

Above all, what if the reward for that mission is anal sex with three people? It was something I couldn’t not do.

“Well, how are you? “If Changjae wants to do it, Mom will think again!”

But she seems to believe that my mother will never accept me.
Oh my.
Mother. In fact, a mother’s son is much more pervert than the mother thinks.

“How is it? Can you do it? You can’t do it, right? Asking women to do what Changjae can’t do――”
“No. “I will, Mom.”

When I answered, my mother’s face, which was about to confidently preach, became stiff, as if she had pressed the pause button. She seemed to have the effect of something suddenly splitting apart.

“I originally tried to use the medicine first. And since it would be a good idea to check together whether the medicine is effective, I think it would be better to do as Mom says.”

You can’t give women drugs you don’t even know what they are.
I’m not lying when I say that I tried to experiment first. However, it was unexpected to do it in front of women.

“Huh… Huh? Yes?”

Mom must not have expected me to accept that condition, so she was confused.

“You promised, right? “If I do it, Mommy will do it too.”

My plan to penetrate my mother’s second virginity was about to take shape in such a strange way.