Chapter 12 – Newbies Are Sexy.

As you know, a dungeon is a structure with quite complex circumstances. It is a tomb of a royal family from a long time ago, or a place that was forgotten because the owner did not visit for some reason. Unless it was a special case, it was usually like that.

“It’s not easy to tell this apart.”

If you’re lucky, you can get all kinds of gold and silver treasures without encountering any traps or monsters, but in the worst case, you could end up throwing yourself into a demon cave full of monsters.

“So I found my own way to differentiate!”

“Why is the method of identification called hitting with a fist?!”

As Lucia listened to his explanation, she seemed bewildered and pointed to the scar he had made at the entrance to the dungeon.

“I can tell whether it is a structure made by humans or a structure made by demons or their equivalents!”

In general, if it is a dungeon created by humans, there are many cases where there is poor construction and traps do not work properly due to various reasons. Even if you go in, if someone comes and goes first, there is a high possibility that you will be robbed.

However, demons and similar races create dungeons to show off their power or as a hiding place, so they do not create dungeons in vain.

“Whew, then you were able to figure out which side of this dungeon it was, right?”

“A dungeon has been created in a place where there wasn’t one before, so of course they are demons!”

“Then you shouldn’t go any further!? Don’t you know what demons are doing?!”

The origin of demons is unknown, but they were literally supernatural beings. There is a story that they also spread the monsters that are now widespread in the world, so the danger cannot be described in a hundred words.

“I should go in instead!”

“So why is the conclusion like that?!”

“Most dungeons created by humans are so poor that others have already had all the fun.”

“In the end, the goal was treasure!!!”

Lucia remembered hearing stories about adventurers being fascinated by treasures, but she didn’t expect her eyes to roll as soon as she saw the new dungeon.

Since the things I taught them were more useful and effective than I thought, I thought she would naturally judge them carefully.

“Well, treasure is included in the goal, but dungeons are not for that kind of fun.”

“Fun?”

Asta asked back as if he hadn’t heard him clearly, but Tia Ran seemed to think she was responding and started talking passionately, pointing with her finger.

“Yes! It’s fun! New traps! New monsters! New patterns! It’s all the fun of exploring a dungeon created by demons!”

Dungeons made by humans are always dismantled with traps and there is no treasure, so it is not rewarding and a huge waste of time!

“Lucia, if you look really fun, am I weird?”

“Asta, don’t be persuaded!”

‘This is just stupid! You’re a fool!’

Who would have thought that there would be people in the world who would go into the demon dungeon, which even treasure hunters are reluctant to enter, without hesitation simply because it is fun, for fear of falling into a trap or being killed by monsters they cannot handle.

“No way! It’s dangerous! We’re not in perfect condition yet!”

“Lucia.”

“Asta? Why…”

However, Lucia could not continue speaking. While she was distracted by what she was trying to persuade, Tiaran was already moving her steps excitedly inside the dungeon.

“It’s new content! I’m coming! Why aren’t you coming too?”

“What should I do?”

“Ugh! What can I do? I can’t leave you alone!”

In the end, Lucia and Asta had no choice but to follow him into the dungeon. However, the inside of the dungeon that I entered like that.

“It’s not fun.”

“You were the one who said you wanted to come in here?!”

Lucia patted Tia Ran’s chest as if she had burst into heat at the sight of him complaining. That’s right, at first, he went forward cheerfully, as if he was excited just by setting foot in the dungeon.

“What kind of dungeon is this shabby!”

“That’s right. It’s just that my legs hurt because they’re so long.”

This dungeon was so lacking in something. Even Asta followed suit and let out strange complaints.

“It’s definitely strange. Normally, dungeons aren’t this plain.”

This time, Lucia also felt that this dungeon was strange and was worried. In any case, it was normal for the demon dungeon to be complicated due to the size of the hideout or to be infested with monsters.

-Whoosh!

“The biggest problem is that the traps are just something you’ve seen before, so they’re very flimsy!”

“Can you please stop talking about that while holding the arrow?!”

The arrow was at a level that could have resulted in a fatal wound if it had been hit unexpectedly.

“Anyway, this feels like a dungeon created by humans rather than a demon, right?”

“Cancel that! Even if a goblin builds a house, it will be more creative than this! A dungeon that clumsily imitates a human is worse than an anthill!”

“Wouldn’t the demons who created this dungeon cry if they heard that…”

But he didn’t pretend to listen, but ran forward and pointed at his feet.

“Look at this! This one has a different shape, so it’s obvious that it’s a trap!”

“Now, wait!”

Even though he knew it was a trap, he stepped on it, and at the same time, large battering rams popped out from both sides of the wall.

“Slow!”

He dodged it and struck it with his fist to eliminate the recoil, and the battering ram stopped in midair.

“Are all adventurers with gold or higher like that?”

“Probably not… Probably.”

Lucia and Asta were following behind safely, watching the scene.

“Hmm? Oh?”

“Is something wrong?”

“Something else?”

When I heard his voice and looked ahead, I saw a treasure chest lying in a large room. It also has a red body with a gold-colored stud on the border, adding to the look of luxury.

“It’s a trap.” “It’s a trap.”

The words of Lucia and Asta, who saw the scene, overlapped. That’s right, there aren’t even any monsters or common traps to be seen, and there are gorgeous boxes like that. It was a situation that could only be seen as a trap.

“Heoi cha.”

“”Wait!””

However, this time, they were shocked to see Tiaran casually opening such a box. Why on earth does a person older than them open a box that only appears to be a trap without any hesitation? A moment of astonishment.

“What, I can’t see any traps and only have treasure?”

“Why is that real?”

“You mean it wasn’t even a Mimic?”

Mimic, a representative monster in the dungeon that takes the shape of a treasure chest and waits for adventurers who mistake it for a treasure chest, but there wasn’t even that.

“Something strange? Is this really a place created by demons?”

“Yeah, I’ve never encountered a monster.”

Rather than a demon, it felt like a place someone had created to hide their treasure. When you see such a large, colorful box filled with treasures, you wonder if it was an emergency fund.

“Was it too much to figure out who the owner of the dungeon was with just strength?”

“It was impossible from the beginning!?”

They decided to just take the treasure chest and go back.

“But who would have thought to hide treasure in a place like this?”

“Well, it’s clear that whoever owns the dungeon has dishonorable property.”

“Yes, but.”

Even if humans created this place, it is common for legitimate property to be hidden in a house or mansion. That was the way out.

-Doo doo doo doo

“Huh?”

“What is it? What is this sound?”

“It seems like something is coming.”

Soon they were able to identify the sound.

“Monster!? Why are you here now?!”

The identity of the sound was that several monsters were mixed together and coming towards them. Even that type was suitable to make Lucia and Asta terrified.

“It’s the Poison Tentacle!”

“Slime, orcs, goblins, and even imps!?”

Because they were all monsters notorious for violating women.

“Whoa, it’s finally over.”

Meanwhile, outside the dungeon, a man was watching his lion’s head entrance with a proud look on his face. What’s unique about him is that he has two horns growing out of his glossy blonde hair, wings with black skin, and a triangular pointed tail?

“Laurencia is also in trouble. To build a dungeon in such a remote area.”

As you can see, he is a demon, an incubus, and was building a dungeon nearby under orders from his superiors. He hated troublesome work, but he had no intention of doing it in vain.

“I heard that the warrior and his companion are so pretty. Seup.”

Because he was clearly an incubus, he enjoyed violating women. If he does well, he can win pretty women and receive big rewards from his superiors, so how could he refuse?

‘Hehe, what kind of award should I ask for? As it turns out, there was a rumor that she was a virgin.’

I know it’s an undeserved wish, but his superior, Laurentia, is uniquely beautiful among her compatriots, like a succubus queen.

Nevertheless, the rumor that she was so strong that she had no experience with men was just icing on the cake. So how could he not work hard even after receiving her special order?

“Tsk, if it weren’t for those dirty tentacles, it would have ended sooner.”

It’s not something he would say, but it was difficult to bring Poison Tentacle to him because he forgot his commands and turned his eyes away whenever he saw traces of a woman. Some even escaped.

However, it was a monster worth putting effort into. If he used them well, he would be as good at breaking a woman’s spirit as his grotesque appearance.

“Then, let’s finish the work quickly?”

When he raised his head to see a shadow falling over his head, he felt a sense of déjà vu.

‘What? That’s something similar to the box I kept my emergency fund in…’

But his thoughts could not continue any further.

“It’s a treasure chest!!!”

“Keuak?!”

Pop! Because with that sound, it became his last memory.

“What kind of boss monster in the world has abandoned the dungeon and is wandering around outside?! You are the shame of a boss monster before a devil!”

It was Tiaran who crushed the incubus along with the treasure chest.

“Hey, I don’t think you’re listening.”

“I think I’m already dead!”

“Why are you dying so arbitrarily?! I mean, hurry up and release new content!!”

Lucia and Asta, who followed Tiaran, had to struggle alone to stop him from getting angry.