Chapter 33 – It Was All a Comedy.

“Ah, what should I do? If I do this, things will be more troublesome.”

In the end, perhaps because of the commotion in the guild, more and more people gathered around as they passed by. Maybe it’s because of Lucia and Asta’s looks, but they usually attract a lot of attention.

“Hey, look over there.”

“Oh, they are so beautiful… And they are with Nimaka?”

“Now they say he’s begging adventurers of a lower rank than him.”

“Really? Even though there is no Maka in the world.”

All the whispering voices came from people passing nearby.

“I don’t like it.”

Asta also frowned when he heard their passing story. Perhaps it was because the nameless gold-level adventurer seemed to be indifferent, and the story he told spread faster than usual.

“Mr. Tiaran… Huh?”

“Lucia. Over there.”

Lucia, who was about to ask if she was okay, was embarrassed to see Tiaran, who must have been walking with them, gone, so Asta pointed to a place.

“Owner, 4 chicken skewers.”

“Thank you!”

“You’re so carefree, right?!”

Only Lucia was upset at the sight of him buying chicken skewers at a street stall without her noticing.

‘Someone is seriously worried!’

“Rumors spread quickly anyway. Even if you pay attention to them one by one, it doesn’t help.”

“But it’s a rumor.”

Who is relying on whom? When Asta glared at the people who were whispering in this direction, he avoided his gaze, but there was no way to know how far the rumor had spread.

“In the first place, rumors spread faster because they are provocative.”

“Ugh, then be a little more serious… Ugh?!”

When Lucia knew that, she tried to tell him to think more seriously, but she was cut off by him putting the chicken skewer he was holding in her mouth.

“Tsk tsk tsk, newbie. The more seriously you treat this kind of thing, the worse it gets.”

“Well. Sigh! I’ll eat it, so let it go!”

Lucia was unconsciously munching on the taste of the sweet sauce on the chicken skewers. When she realized that Tiaran was feeding her, she snatched the handle he was holding.

“Oops, what do you plan to do with Tiaran?”

Asta asked, taking the chicken skewers handed to him.

“Well, if I was alone, I would have just ignored it. It’s a different story when I’m at a party with newbies!”

The place Tiaran led while eating a chicken skewer was their lodging.

“A typewriter and a wooden board?”

“I have a lot of ink and paper.”

Those items were not originally in their dorm. So, it must have been one of the things that Tiaran brought with him when he stayed with them in their dorm.

“Why does a so-called adventurer carry something like this around?”

“Because it’s useful in times like this!”

Tiaran immediately took out the Sword Eater and scratched the wooden board, and something like a painting appeared.

“Now, carve this Yorokorom.”

Even when I cut the pants and underwear into pieces without anyone in the guild knowing, it was so fast that no one noticed, but I had no idea that it was possible to carve a picture in such detail.

“If you spray ink here and print it!”

“This is the adventurer from earlier, right?”

As soon as they printed the wooden board onto paper, the picture that appeared was the gold-level adventurer who had argued with them earlier. Even though it was printed on a plate, the painting captures the features so well that they can be recognized at a glance, which is a work of admiration.

“But what are you going to do with this…”

“Just wait a moment. Newbies, just use this to help you print pictures on paper.”

“Good.”

“I understand for now.”

Until then, Lucia and Asta had no idea what they were doing. All they did was put ink on the boards each Tiaran had carved and print them on paper.

“That damned Nimaka! How dare you bring such shame to me!!”

Ketan, a gold-level adventurer, gritted his teeth as he put on new clothes in place of his torn underwear and pants. Because of Tiaran, he unintentionally ended up showing off his stuff in the middle of the guild.

“How on earth can a piece of trash without a marker do such a thing?”

I can’t believe he has the talent to tear clothes to pieces without even realizing it. I thought maybe he had touched the wrong person.

“Could it be that you were lying about not having Maka?”

In the first place, he must not have been of average skill at the point where his bottom was torn into pieces in an instant without anyone noticing.

“That’s not true. He clearly doesn’t have Maka.”

The fact that he has no Maka has been known for a long time. It’s normal for a man to be able to see the marker on his skin like a tattoo just by taking off his upper body, but everyone who checked Tiaran’s name unanimously said that he doesn’t have any marker.

“Was it at least hiding the scroll?”

A scroll could explain it. Scrolls were usually produced by high-ranking Makhasians. In order to create a scroll that can imitate your marker, you must have deep knowledge of your marker.

“Pathetic bastard! You could only use such an expensive item to humiliate me?”

Scrolls were not usually expensive items. This was especially true because each piece of useful marker was basically worth a few gold coins and tended to be given only to close friends.

“Originally, I was only planning on seducing that girl.”

Originally, Ketan’s target was Lucia. The reason I learned about her was because of a request from her that came secretly through a route other than her guild.

‘I fell in love with it as soon as I saw it.’

Her dark blue hair was so shiny it was like a pouring waterfall, and her navy blue eyes looked like they were set with sparkling jewels.

Her skin was white and fair, but were her breasts a normal size? Asta, who was a member of her party like her, was big, but she was nothing compared to Lucia’s breasts.

Because of her, in addition to carrying out her request, he also tried to seduce her, hoping to make her breasts his own. That’s why she ended up like that.

So he decided. She said she would show her how to defeat Tiaran and make them all mine in front of her, regardless of their request.

“You brought it on yourself!”

Ketan returned to his house, put on his trousers, and waited until evening when the rumors about him would have roughly subsided. And when evening finally came, she took her dual swords and left the house.

First, I planned to contact the business partners I was planning to meet. Anyway, I didn’t think I would be able to successfully capture the target from the beginning.

“What is it?”

However, as he walked down the darkened street, he felt uncomfortable with the gazes of people and the noisy atmosphere. When he glances around, people avoid his gaze.

It wasn’t that strange. To begin with, he was a gold level adventurer. He wouldn’t want to cause an argument by making eye contact.

“Tsk, what a bunch of cowards.”

As he walked forward, thinking it was just his mood, a piece of paper flew out of nowhere and covered his face.

“C! What is this again?”

Ketan thought it was ordinary trash and was about to throw it away when he found it. He ended up discovering it.

“What is this!?”

Because there was this information written there along with a picture that anyone could see that it was him.

‘Gold-level adventurer Ketan! Find out the truth about him!’

Ketan, famous as a gold-level adventurer, became a hot topic today by showing off his secret belongings to the whole world with his pants falling to pieces at the center of the lunch guild.

I wondered how this could happen, and there were beautiful women and children at the table he left for. Therefore, it is presumed that he committed such an unexpected act because he could not bear his distorted hobbies and sexual desires.

Let’s listen to the testimony of other people around us.

‘I didn’t usually wear a top, but I never thought I would have such a hobby…’ – Mr. C of the guild

‘Maybe that wasn’t part of a hobby?’ – Mr. G in a shopping district

‘At one point, they said it was because the armor got in the way. ‘It was because of his hobby of showing his body to women.’ – Mr. T

In this way, it was revealed that he did not hesitate to show his bare skin to those around him, even if it was only his upper body.

While relieving his desires in that way, when he found women of his own taste, he could not control his impulses and ended up unleashing his sexual desires along with distorted hobbies.

We offer words of light consolation to Ketan, who has distorted hobbies, and to the women who have been victims of him.

That’s how the content of the paper ended.

“What?! Who! Who is this kindling…!”

“Wow, look at that. You’re really walking around with your top off, right?”

“The content was real.”

“I have to tell my wife and children to be careful.”

Of course, Ketan was angry, but it attracted more people’s attention, and the rumors that spread quickly seemed to make their eyes look at something dirty.

“Zenjaaaaa!!”

In the end, unable to protest, he ran away with his tears in search of a place to hide his body.

“What…”

“Covering up nonsense with other nonsense! It’s the basis of public opinion warfare!”

“I suddenly felt sorry.”

Of course, it was Tiaran who created and distributed the paper. Lucia and Asta also couldn’t bear to continue speaking and looked at Ketan’s empty seat, leaving only traces of tears.