Chapter 6 – Newbies Are Sexy.
“So what’s your excuse?”
“Ah.”
“Woo.”
When Tia Ran looked down at Lucia and Asta with her arms crossed, they were on their knees with their heads bowed.
I don’t know what material they’re made of, but the expensive-looking clothes are soaked with various sticky liquids and are transparent on the inside, and buttons and other seams are torn or torn, allowing even the skin to be seen directly.
Their behavior was truly embarrassing, but he was so dumbfounded right now that he couldn’t even see such a strange sight.
“How on earth do I get dragged by monsters all the time!?”
“”I’m sorry.””
That’s because those bizarre appearances were all the result of them being dragged around by monsters.
“What was that monster just now?!”
“It’s a rope trap!”
Of course, it all started when Asta was captured while Tiaran was teaching the girls about her special training schedule. The monster that kidnapped her was a rope trap.
As its name suggests, it is usually disguised as an ordinary plant, but it captures animals or people that come close to it without warning and uses it for various purposes.
“Arachne said the same thing, so why did this guy who usually stays quiet come out to hunt himself!”
For some reason, Asta was kidnapped by actively using the vines used as traps.
“Ugh.”
This time, Lucia seemed to have a prickly expression as if she knew something, so it seemed like there was something about Asta that particularly attracted monsters.
It seems like he’s hiding it well, but even so, a newbie is a newbie, and Tiaran had already noticed it a long time ago.
‘I can’t pretend to know this!’
Rather, the problem is that it is difficult to recognize the situation, so it is not possible to talk about it clearly. If I talk about it, I feel like I’ll get too involved, and if I don’t talk about it, things get messy.
‘I can’t help it!’
He decided to criticize me just for being a newbie. It wasn’t particularly wrong. These ladies are newbies, so shouldn’t they be protected?
“Bring back my newbie!”
I immediately caught up with the vine that was dragging Asta and swung the totem. Sigh! And when her vines were cut, the vines that had wrapped around her body were also released.
“Asta! Are you okay?”
“Puh-ha! I thought I was going to die.”
Lucia, who belatedly followed him, removed the remaining vines from her body, and Asta let out her blocked breath.
“For now, let’s go back to where we came from.”
“If you’re planning on hunting anyway, shouldn’t you just keep going now?”
Lucia asked as if her words were strange. Although she certainly wasn’t wrong if she wanted to save time.
“In the state of the ladies?”
Although their bodies may look fine on the outside, they are not that good on the inside. Even though Poison Tentacle’s poison is a paralyzing poison, its effect is quite significant as it has poison in its name.
“You used the antidote, right?”
“An antidote cannot cure a person instantly.”
“…? Ugh! Uh, where are you stabbing me?!”
“Look at this. I’m still not able to react properly.”
Even though he lightly stabbed her in the side, looking for an opportunity, it was only after looking at the position of his hand that she felt no sense, and then realizing that she was being stabbed, and seeing Lucia retreating, it was clear that the Poison Tentacle’s poison still remained.
“Ha, I can’t help it. In this situation, I don’t know, but Asta fighting up close is… Asta?”
They tried to return to their original location, but for some reason Asta, who was right next to them, disappeared again. It seemed as if it was soaring into the sky, and there was no sign of being dragged. When I raised my head, I wondered if it could be possible.
“Eup! Eup-eup!”
This time, Asta, tightly tied up in a spider web, was seen being dragged up by the web created by Arachne.
“Kiik!”
As soon as he realized what was going on, he used the surrounding trees as a stepping stone, kicked them in order, and jumped towards Arachne.
When Arachne saw him kicking down the tree and coming towards her, she spat out a new spider web to replace the one that was pulling Asta up.
“How dare you!”
“Kick?!”
He blocked the flying spider web by swinging the totem and wrapping it around, and then wrapped the totem around the spider web that was supporting the creature and pulled it, throwing Arachne to the ground.
“Ouch!!”
Kwasik! He finished by landing on the chubby belly of the guy who had been thrown to the ground, and caught Asta, who fell later, and hugged him.
“What is the newbie so dissatisfied with that he gets captured by monsters so often?”
“It’s not just me.”
When I first removed the cobwebs covering her mouth, I thought it would be a good idea to hear her sulking.
“Lucia was just captured too.”
“Huh?”
It was only then that Tiaran realized. Even before he jumped towards Arachne to save Asta, Lucia, who was here, could not be seen.
“Are you a rookie this time!!!”
As soon as he noticed it, he looked at his surroundings. It is quite difficult to find traces because the place is made up of trees and bushes everywhere, but he has already experienced this countless times.
“Is it there?”
I noticed that some of the bushes were broken or lifted, so I ran towards it while holding Asta.
“Let go of this! Let go of this!”
“Quick! Ukkigeek!”
“Copy Monkey?”
And what I soon discovered was Lucia struggling, stuck in the side of a monkey-like monster.
On a personal level, it is a monster that specializes in imitating humans even more than goblins. Perhaps because of that, it was a rare monster that was difficult to find because it was timid and cautious.
“What day is today?”
“Geek!”
“Hey?! Where are you touching! Get your hands off me! You pervert monkey!”
Asta alone is glamorous, but in the case of Lucia, the word “Colossal breasts” Is more appropriate. Her breasts were so large that people would look at her hundreds of times while walking down the street, so the hypothesis that she was seduced by those breasts became more persuasive.
‘It’s understandable if you’re fascinated by those breasts.’
It looks like they are being kidnapped helplessly as they cannot use Maka to attack them because they are captured. Tiaran picked up a rock he found while running and threw it as hard as he could at the back of Copy Monkey’s head.
“Ukki… Geek?!”
“Huh?”
Copy Monkey, who had kidnapped her just fine, suddenly a bit out her tongue and approached Lucia, who was surprised to see her dead.
“Oh my. Is being kidnapped by monsters something you guys are good at?”
“Who makes something like that their specialty!!”
“Maybe it’s a specialty.”
“Asta, please deny it!”
Lucia cried out, stroking her chafed calf as she fell from Copy Monkey, but she was a very reasonable suspect to Tiaran.
The monsters kidnapped Asta even though they behaved differently from usual. It was so difficult to find them that even Copy Monkey, a rare monster, appeared.
“Okay. Let’s go back. You guys need to rest today.”
“Oh, I can’t help it.”
On the way back to the original place.
“… Our rookie. Would you like to make an excuse again?”
Tia Ran asked Lucia, who was crouching down on her knees, with part of her upper body as well as her lower body buried in the ground.
“Ooh, ooh.”
She seemed to want to cover up her red face, but her hand was holding her breast to prevent it from falling further into the ground, so her tearful face was visible.
This time too, it was a Ground Nepenthes, a type of monster waiting underground for its prey to escape. She fell into that trap.
‘In some sense, were those breasts for survival?’
The reason Lucia didn’t fall into Ground Nependeath’s trap and get completely eaten was entirely because her enormous breasts got caught in the first place and prevented her from being completely swallowed.
“I should get special education, right?”
“Sniffle, yes.”
In the end, he saved her by holding her hand and pulling her up while she was crying and nodding her head. And so we arrived at the current situation.
“I feel like I want to teach you everything I want to teach you right now. The paralyzing poison is still far from being detoxified. I’ll wake up and teach you.”
“”Yes.””
“The answers prolong.”
“”Yes!””
Asta approaches as he uses the emergency camping tools he had prepared on his own to set up tents, bonfires, and traps that can detect when monsters come.
“Well, there’s nothing I can do to help, right?”
“There’s nothing for newbies to do. Just enjoy the campfire over there.”
“Yes.”
Asta returned with a sullen expression, and this time Lucia approached him with a disapproving expression.
“Wait a minute! We can help you with this…!”
“Rookie, if you get kidnapped by a monster again, you’ll have a lot to do.”
“Ugh!”
No wonder I told him that newbies could help too. I already have a shitty record, so how can I trust it?
‘At least it’s cute.’
It hurts my heart to see them sullenly huddled together and warming themselves by the bonfire, but that was that and this was this.
“Okay, that’s enough. Let’s sleep today and see you tomorrow.”
“Do I not have to stay on watch?”
“What’s the point of keeping watch when you’re still like that? We’ve set up all the traps, so if you hear a strange sound, just wake up.”
I was able to learn how to wake up mid-sleep with training.
“Huh♡ Haha♡”
‘I didn’t mean this when I said it was a strange sound.’
When he opened his eyes in a daze, he saw Lucia holding his hand tightly and moaning, wiggling her waist back and forth.