What, Why Don’t You Just Give Me a Buff?

Chapter 76

What, Why Don’t You Just Give Me a Buff?

In a world of fantasy and otherworldly magic, I’ve lived a lonely life with only one body. It turns out that there is magic that I can use too.“Wow, cooking buffs you? What kind of magic are you using?”“I don’t know, sigh.”“Why doesn’t that work on me?

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Chapter 76 – Another Hero.

“Kkegaegaggang!”

Pow! With a dull sound, the kobold, whose knee joint was struck by the mace, sits down with a groan.

“Hey!”

“Keek!!”

Thanks to this, the kobold bent down and Crusha hit her on the head, causing the kobold to fall down.

“Well, the power itself isn’t bad…”

Tiaran stuck his tongue out and spoke after checking the condition of the fallen kobold. The structure of its skull was quite strong, so it was difficult to break it with any force.

“Okay, so height is the problem, right?”

Krusha also noticed the problem and spoke. Because of her height and reach, she has almost been captured more than once while fighting kobolds herself.

Nevertheless, it was entirely Krusha’s sense that he ended up being scratched instead of being caught. Even if she was captured, she could have been rescued quickly because Anis and Lucia were holding on to Tiaran.

“It’s already a safe situation. Let’s use up the remaining ones.”

“Quing, squeezing!”

“Kkeeeee.”

Currently, in Tiaran’s hands, two intact kobolds were whimpering, unable to use any strength, as if asking someone to save them.

“Lucia, why does the kobold look pitiful?”

“… Don’t worry. I look like that now too.”

From the beginning, the kobolds were not whining like neighborhood dogs. In my own way, monsters are monsters, but they rushed towards them, but were caught by Tiaran.

“Now, it’s your turn. Tdolsun.”

“Kikieng?!”

When Tiaran released the man’s tail from her right hand and pushed him towards Crusha with her foot, the kobold, who had already seen the death of three of his compatriots, quickly shook his head.

“What, you don’t like it? Shall we taste the dog days?”

It wasn’t that the kobolds didn’t try to escape. The first one released to give Krusha combat experience had already realized the difference in power between him and Tiaran and tried to run away.

“There are two ways for a monster! Either die! Or get beaten to death like a dog!”

“Kwaaeng?! Kaaaaang!”

He knocked down the first kobold that was running away with his foot and beat it with his feet so excitedly that there was no place that was not hit, as if he was beating a dog on a dog’s day.

The kobolds who saw the first kobold dying in pain after a long time were so bruised that they were visible even above the fur, could not refuse to fight Crusha.

“Didn’t Tteolsun die earlier?”

“It’s a hassle to make different names for something that’s going to die anyway. Since he’s already dead, there’s no problem if someone else uses his name!”

“I see. Then, bye bye to Ttolsoon.”

“Anis… Please don’t learn things like that from Tiaran.”

Lucia’s condition improved, but she felt like she was going to lose her mind as Anis was becoming more and more attracted to Tia Ran, perhaps as a side effect.

“Kek! Kek!”

“Hmm, I think I’ll get the hang of it after fighting three times!”

Meanwhile, unlike her second struggle against the kobold, Crusha seemed to have gotten used to it and quickly dodged the weapon he was swinging, smashing her shins with her mace, knocking her out, and cutting her throat, killing her. Br〉

“After all, there’s nothing like actual combat, right?”

“The wound is a bit sore, but I think so.”

She was following Tiaran’s training better than expected.

“Then this guy is the last. This guy’s name is Peanut Butter.”

“Kkiiing.”

In the end, the guy who was left alone seemed to have accepted his fate, and when Tiaran let go, he let his tail hang down and walked toward Crusha on his own.

“The name is unusual this time?”

“Does it have any meaning?”

“I’ll know it when I see it.”

This guy has already realized, like his compatriots before him, what the consequences will be no matter what choice he makes. Even if he runs away or fights, the only result is death.

“Growl…!”

But do you know? The last remaining kobold was secretly burning his fighting spirit. He already realized that his survival rate was hopeless and made up his mind.

In that case, he must risk everything, both to avenge his compatriots and to fulfill his calling that was engraved on him from the moment he was born.

“Crumbling!”

The kobold’s nose was able to quickly tell that the scent permeating the females here was owned by a male, and that’s what the guy thought.

Even if it means losing his life, he will rape the small female in front of him and leave his seed behind. If you do that, you can not only leave behind your own offspring, but you can also take revenge on your compatriots by polluting that male’s female.

“Ha!”

“Kki-ing!”

The kobold deliberately pretended to be frightened by the mace wielded by the small female, shrinking his body and biting him. Let the female come closer to you.

-Whoosh!

“Awake!”

Then, seeing the small female swinging the mace more aggressively, the kobold was inwardly delighted and waited for the right moment. Thud! The moment the mace aimed at him hit the ground, the kobold was sure that his opportunity had come.

“Kruuong!!”

“Huh?”

The guy held his object upright and rushed straight towards the small female. Sure enough, the moment he stretched out both hands to grab the female who was looking at him with a blank expression.

“Kek! Kwak?!”

The kobold realized that his body had stopped as a sharp pain pierced his neck. When he looked down, he realized the reason.

The weapon wielded by the small female wasn’t just on her head. His tail also had a sharp point like an arrowhead, and he raised his weapon backwards and stabbed it like a spear, piercing his own neck.

“Kruk! Kruk!”

Nevertheless, the guy stretched out his hands even though his blood was boiling. To do his duty. To defile that female. To avenge my compatriots.

“Eight!”

If it weren’t for the shock that went through my entire body that came with such spirit.

“Keuegeng!?”

Despite his desperate resolve, he collapsed, foaming at the mouth, clutching between his legs with both hands that were outstretched to grab the small female.

“I told you, it’s peanut butter.”

Those words were the kobold’s last memory.

“You can’t believe I rushed into this situation. I was freezing at the end.”

“Peanut butter… Yes, peanut butter is made by grinding peanuts.”

“Is that what you meant…”

As expected, Crusha kicked the kobold in the groin with her foot. In the end, he was unable to bear the pain while suffering from fatal injuries and died.

“Egg Breaker! It’s a time-honored technique.”

“Isn’t it a skill worth talking about in such a cool way?!”

“Egg Breaker, cool.”

“Anis?!”

He explained to Krusha, leaving Lucia alone, who was astonished at the speed at which Anis followed Tiaran.

“As I said before, that is the runaway of kobolds.”

“Ugh, I think I would have been hurt if I didn’t know.”

“In fact, there are quite a few adventurers who have suffered misfortune due to ignorance, right?”

There were cases like that sometimes among monsters. Especially when it comes to swarming monsters, the last one left goes berserk when they think they have no chance of winning.

In a final struggle, the monster risks all its life force and focuses only on reproduction. In particular, if there were women around, they ignored everything else and attacked, so there were quite a few female adventurers who didn’t want to see them.

“Unlike before, if you just stick it in, it ejaculates right away. It’s a pain in the ass.”

Because birth control using Maka’s energy does not work on monster semen. If she was unlucky, she could have gotten pregnant with that one ejaculation.

“Ugh, did that almost happen to me?”

“So you told me to be careful, right?”

His philosophy was that to be an adventurer you cannot gain experience unless you take risks. In this way, I was able to safely gain experience as a Krusha and return to the territory before evening.

“Whew, it’s nice that I can get back quickly today.”

“Yes, because I can’t take a bath outside.”

Thanks to this, Anis and Lucia’s steps toward the dorm looked particularly relaxed. If you stayed outside, it would have been almost impossible to wash with water.

“You can’t take a bath? Really?”

“Oh, did we have to give Hogu special training too?”

“We’re already inside the territory?!”

“Yeah, that’s right! If you’re going to do it, at least do it next time.”

Of course it was a joke. Anyway, the only request they received was to deal with the kobolds on the streets near the territory. Dealing with monsters without a request was quite a loss.

‘Of course, for education purposes, we have to take this into account to some extent.’

At least now is not the right time to educate Krusha.

‘That self-proclaimed warrior is the problem.’

Originally, Tiaran had no intention of caring if he didn’t cause serious damage first, but he needed to care at least for the sake of his party member Anis.

“Aren’t you really a nobleman?”

“What do you mean?”

Crusha asked her in confusion at Tiaran’s sudden words, but soon she seemed to realize what was the problem and closed her mouth, and Anis placed her hand on Tiaran’s armor and hid herself on his back.

“… You.”

“Hello.”

As Lucia looked at her face, the self-proclaimed hero she had been thinking of just now was standing in the center of the street, his white silver hair dyed in the color of the sunset.

“Seeing you again like this.”

What, Why Don’t You Just Give Me a Buff?

In a world of fantasy and otherworldly magic, I’ve lived a lonely life with only one body. It turns out that there is magic that I can use too.“Wow, cooking buffs you? What kind of magic are you using?”“I don’t know, sigh.”“Why doesn’t that work on me?

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