What, Why Don’t You Just Give Me a Buff?

Chapter 9

What, Why Don’t You Just Give Me a Buff?

In a world of fantasy and otherworldly magic, I’ve lived a lonely life with only one body. It turns out that there is magic that I can use too.“Wow, cooking buffs you? What kind of magic are you using?”“I don’t know, sigh.”“Why doesn’t that work on me?

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Chapter 9 – Newbies Are Sexy.

‘What on earth did I do yesterday?!’

Early in the morning, Lucia clutched her head and screamed inside her. Because yesterday she did something that no lady could ever imagine.

‘Like that next to a sleeping man!’

If you glance ahead, you can see Tiaran’s back, cleaning up the traps that had been set up around him, including the bonfire that had been burning all night.

‘What could you do with the hands of a stranger!!’

The mere sight of his right hand, which she had shaken against her waist, reminded her of her incomprehensible behavior, and she felt like she would die of shame.

What’s worse is that she has no memory of anything after that. When morning came, and she opened her eyes, she realized what a shock she was.

‘If it wasn’t for Asta, she would have been in big trouble.’

Fortunately, Asta also couldn’t fall asleep until then, so when Lucia fell asleep, she cleaned up after her.

“Meeh.”

Perhaps because of this, Asta was staring blankly at the distant mountain with a red face, as if he was out of his mind. No matter how you look at it, it seems like she’s thinking about what she did yesterday.

‘Ugh, it’s embarrassing that Asta saw it, but I’m really glad I didn’t get caught by that man.’

Regardless of how sorry she was for her, she didn’t know what would happen to her if her man caught her like that. Although she felt sorry for Asta who still couldn’t come to her senses, she couldn’t help but be thankful.

“Asta, Asta?”

“Huh?! Why, why?”

Lucia felt even more sorry when she saw Asta jumping up like a rabbit startled by her call. She probably lost her sleep because of her behavior and cleaning up after herself.

“If you want to eat something later, just tell me. I’ll buy you anything.”

“Ugh, no. You don’t have to do that.”

“I said I was sorry…”

“Huh.”

At Lucia’s words, she seemed to remember the scene she had seen, and Asta made a scared noise and her red face turned even red, making her feel even more sorry, but she didn’t know the truth.

‘Ha! Why did I do that!’

Asta also had similar thoughts as Lucia? In a way, it was even more shameful in the sense that she fawned over and seduced someone who treated her like a gentleman.

When the two people were struggling with their own shame for a while.

‘I definitely touched a trap last night.’

Tiaran was lost in thought after discovering some of the traps that had collapsed. The reason why he couldn’t sleep well last night was because, although the stakes of newbies were considerable, he felt a trap or a presence hovering around him.

‘Wild animals? No, is it Copy Monkey?’

For a moment, we assumed it was a wild animal, but that doesn’t explain how it avoided the trap, which was confusing unless you looked closely.

When ordinary monsters or wild animals touch a trap, they run wild and leave a messy trail. If you were a copy monkey, these traces could be explained.

The traces of touching the trap on the outskirts disappeared, perhaps because they had given up along the way. At least it appears that traces have been touched and erased to make people misunderstand that it is a different creature.

‘I guess we newbies are involved in something more complicated than we thought.’

As far as Tiaran knew, humans were the only ones who behaved like that.

“Newbies! The arrangement is over! Stop shaking and let’s go!”

“Yes!”

“Shh, okay!”

They jumped up at his call and quickly approached.

“Let’s go straight to education without any hesitation.”

“Huh? You’re not eating breakfast?”

“Adventurers don’t eat breakfast.”

“What do you mean?! I need to eat breakfast to gain strength…!”

Lucia protested when she was told not to eat breakfast.

“It’s the opposite! If you don’t eat breakfast, you can look forward to lunch!”

“Let’s skip breakfast to look forward to lunch?!”

“Well, I’m hungry.”

“Look! Asta is hungry too!”

They seemed to have forgotten the shame of last night when they heard that they had skipped breakfast, but it was not like that. Rather, Tiaran clicked his tongue.

“It’s funny! What did you guys do today?”

“You just woke up without even saying anything, right?”

“Yes, yes.”

At Lucia’s words, Asta nodded her head to the point where she made a loud noise. But what comes back is his yelling.

“A meal is a reward for work! It’s a reward for me and my body for accomplishing something. Can you reward someone who has accomplished nothing?”

“Isn’t something a little strange?! It’s a simple meal, right? It’s a meal.”

“Is there any food?”

The women opened their mouths in shock, but they could not give up on this much. It was an even more unacceptable problem because they were newbies.

“When you eat, it takes time to digest. Meanwhile, your body naturally spends time digesting. Do you think you can fight with all your might in that state?”

“Why does your tone of voice keep changing?! If you say it that way, I have nothing to say.”

“It might not be wrong…”

Tiaran nodded her head when the women seemed to be convinced. Yes, it would have been difficult if I didn’t follow along like this. Yesterday, he didn’t go through all that trouble and endure his sexual desires for no reason.

‘Because newbies are newbies!’

Because he had a duty to keep these newbies safe and teach them, he forcibly silenced his burning sexual desire by remembering various risks.

“I want to tell you in advance that I have no intention of simply treating you lightly! Only strong trials make strong newbies!”

“So you! You are so different from before!!”

Haha! This is my real face!”

In fact, I was aware that I was losing control of myself because I was staying up all night while suppressing my sexual desires, so my mind was a little shaky.

‘I’m feeling my best right now!’

Apart from that, his condition was at its best with boiling joy.

“First, know your best! Give it your all!”

Thus began Tiaran’s special education.

“[Quito Fulguetra]!]

“Rookie! Is your Maka just that good?! What is it? This Maka is so incompetent!”

Qarring! A loud sound of thunder echoes through the forest. But what followed was his shouting.

“Where has the big, beautiful Maka that you showed me yesterday gone?!”

That’s because the Maka that Lucia shot out now was significantly inferior to the sight she showed yesterday.

“Well, that’s thanks to your buff…”

Still, it was great power, but there was no way that such a sight would be satisfying when you had already seen it from above. Thanks to this, I could see that his buff was more effective than I thought, but that wasn’t what was important right now.

“You should be able to produce that much power even without buffs! A true man doesn’t rely on buffs!”

“I’m not a man, I’m a woman!”

“Did you think it was okay for an adventurer to whine like a child?! If you want to become a true adventurer, follow my rules!”

“Iik! [Quito Fulguetra]!!”

In the end, even though she looked angry, she had to follow his signal and fire Maka with maximum firepower one after another until she was barely in danger.

“Newbie! Your swordsmanship is as smooth as a reed!”

“Eh, thank you?”

“It’s as flimsy as a reed, so it feels like it’ll break if you just hold it with your hand!”

“Like that.”

In Asta’s case, she engaged in a brief sparring with him, which ended when her sword bounced pointlessly away from Tiaran’s sword.

‘I heard this is very heavy.’

Asta looked at her dubiously as she picked up her own sword that flew away in her sullen manner. First, her sword is very big. If we were to look at the type, it would be a great sword.

I heard that she was so heavy that almost no one could lift it unless it was Asta who was taller than I.

‘Gold level adventurers are really strong.’

Asta was convinced because he was a gold level adventurer. So, the guild leader probably recommended them as her new colleagues.

‘Well, he seems kind.’

I briefly crossed her thighs as yesterday’s experience suddenly came to mind.

“It’s not moving quickly!!”

“Hi!? Got it!”

But now he was too strict. He yells at her like a ghost and scolds her for being a little absent-minded.

‘I’m scared!’

Even though people have changed, they have changed so much. Is this the difference between treating adventurers and women? Nevertheless, she had no hesitation in following his words.

‘This person is real.’

Because she inevitably used a sword and was able to learn swordsmanship from a proper teacher. Thanks to this, Asta was able to make a slightly more accurate assessment of him than Lucia, her pure Macia.

-Chaeng!

“Your fundamentals are like the roots of weeds!”

“Ugh, but this is”

“The roots of weeds are tough and difficult to pull out. You had a good teacher.”

“Ah, thank you…”

“But why did you become nothing more than a weed? You had to be a tree to be normal!”

“…”

However, his destructive speaking skills were new territory even for Asta. It wasn’t his intention, but who would have thought that someone could treat her like that?

“Hehe, hehe! Okay, is it over?”

“No more. My hands and feet hurt. I’m hungry. It’s hard.”

By the time the morning had passed, and the sun had reached mid-sky, they were already in dire straits. Lucia was struggling like a dried fish due to Maka’s depletion of energy, and Asta rolled on the dirt floor and looked like bread covered in bean paste.

“Okay! Rest!”

“Huh.”

“Muang.”

The women sat down at his words, not even paying attention to the dirt floor. Because his training was that effective in controlling them. Just when I was feeling relieved.

“After lunch, we study the characteristics of monsters and how to hunt them!”

“Eh?”

“Wasn’t it the end?”

As the women looked at them in bewilderment, he raised his thumb.

“Because you still have the power to speak and move!”

“Don’t decide things like that on your own!!”

“I’m scared of adventurers.”

Lucia and Asta were in despair.

What, Why Don’t You Just Give Me a Buff?

In a world of fantasy and otherworldly magic, I’ve lived a lonely life with only one body. It turns out that there is magic that I can use too.“Wow, cooking buffs you? What kind of magic are you using?”“I don’t know, sigh.”“Why doesn’t that work on me?

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